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"No, there is nothing you can't think about. I like the stable life of Xuanmen."

"Old lady, becoming a Taoist monk is a blessing that we have cultivated in several lifetimes.

If there is a Daoist in a family, then our ancestral graves will be smoked. "

A strong old man was getting dressed while walking outside.

"Blessings are boundless Tianzun." Yi Shuihan bowed his head.

"Immortal Elder, please come inside, please come inside, sit in the house. Tongzhou, you child, don't say a word when you go home. What if you are going back in the middle of the night and you are in danger?"

"Brother Sect Master and I decided to come back, it was already past 10 o'clock in the evening, I guess you are already asleep.

So I didn't call you, parents, don't worry, there is our senior brother in charge, let alone a wolf, even a dragon is no match for our senior brother in charge. "

"Shut up, kid, don't talk nonsense!" Guo Erniu quickly covered Guo Tongzhou's mouth with his hands.

"I'm telling the truth, I was in Kyoto at 10 o'clock in the evening with the head brother,

At dawn, the senior brother came with me, and you haven't gotten up yet.

We'd better take a leisurely walk, otherwise, we'd be back long ago. "

"It's 3000 miles from Kyoto to our place, so Yirenren is already a god?" Guo Erniu was shocked immediately.

"Old man, we are practitioners and Taoists, as for whether we are immortals, I don't know.

Because there is no such thing as immortals in our practice books,
But the same boat did not lie, we did come here from Kyoto, and we just landed. "

"Did you fly from the sky?" Guo Erniu asked in surprise.

Yi Shuihan smiled slightly and nodded.

"Anyone who can fly in the sky is a god! Xiao Lao Guo Erniu and Mrs. Li pay homage to the gods!"

Guo Erniu said, pulling his wife to kneel down, and was about to kowtow to Yi Shuihan.

Yi Shuihan pulled it up quickly: "Old man, you can't do this. It doesn't mean that flying in the sky is a fairy, birds can still fly in the sky, right?"

"This bird is different from flying in the sky, and it is different from people flying in the sky. My wife has to cook quickly. The immortal must be hungry after driving all night."

Guo Tongzhou helped his mother cook, and Guo Erniu poured tea for Yi Shuihan with the large porcelain teapot that he brought to serve the common people.

"This teapot is a rare item. It has been around for 40 years."

Yi Shuihan looked at the big teapot with the atmosphere of the times.

"No, at that time, I was still the village head, and I was given a prize as a model worker."

"Your old man is still a cadre. I said Tongzhou is so good."

"Hey, that's because he was excellent. In that era, there were many children. As the chief said, the flames of everyone's inspection were high.

I have three sons, one is a daughter, and the other is the youngest in the same boat. This child has been smart since he was a child and has a photographic memory. "

"This is 50 yuan, which is used by Tongzhou for your retirement. You will be given half of his salary in the future until he gets married."

"Elder fairy, can gods get married too?"

"Yes, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother can still get married. Why can't we?
But the old man, don't rush him, our Taoists pay attention to the natural way of Taoism, and it will happen naturally. "

"I know, I know, Zhe taught you that the twisted melon is not sweet, it's a god, of course it's different.

But Xianchang, I don't want this money, and I don't need it. I'm fine now, so let's keep it for Tongzhou, and use it when we marry a wife. "

Guo Erniu was overjoyed, the gods are different from the legends.You can also get married, that would be perfect.

Yi Shuihan knows best about the emphasis on blood in the countryside, so he first used this to dispel Guo Erniu's concerns.

"Auntie, is there a fairy coming to your house?" Guo Erniu's cohesive aunt quietly walked into the kitchen and asked.

"Where is there any god? It was my master who came to visit my house." Guo Tongzhou said.

"Wow, big brother, you look so handsome in this suit! You look much more energetic.

Hey, this is a Taoist robe, big brother, wouldn't you become a god too, right? "

"Sister-in-law Ergou. There are no gods! Let me tell you the truth, I am a Taoist priest now."

"Amitabha, the whole family is glorious if one person becomes a monk!"

"Sister-in-law Ergou, what are you talking about? I am a Taoist priest. It is a taboo for you to use the Buddhist name of Zen. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

"Then chant what?"

"You should recite blessings to give birth to the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable."

"Anyway, it's all done well, and it's all from the Xian family. The Xian family won't blame it, right?" Ergou's wife asked worriedly.

"Okay, okay, there are no gods. Hurry up and go back and cook for my brother Ergou. When we have time, we are resting, and we haven't eaten yet."

"Big brother, did you just come back?" Ergou's daughter-in-law didn't intend to leave.

"Didn't you see me at night?"

"It's true of you, you don't even make a phone call when you come back, it's so intimidating to walk back in the middle of the night.

Your second dog brother bought a motorcycle, and you make a phone call, and your second dog brother can ride the motorcycle to bring you back. "

"I have an eMule at home, isn't it more convenient?"

"That big brother, your fairy master?"

Ergou's daughter-in-law can be said to be persistent, and she won't leave until she gets her own answer.

"He's sitting in this room. He's chatting with my father."

Guo Tongzhou really couldn't hold back this sister-in-law, so he had to follow his will.

"The man in the Taoist robe in the main room is your master?" Ergou's daughter-in-law sneaked at the door and looked into the main room.

Yi Shuihan was drinking tea and chatting with Guo Erniu.

"Second Uncle has guests at home."

"Xiuqin, you came to visit so early."

"Hi, I'm fine, Second Uncle, I'm cooking at home, and I heard you call a god, I'll come to your house to see what kind of god it is.

County magistrate, how old are you? " Ergou's daughter-in-law asked standing at the door of the main room.

"Don't be rude!" Guo Erniu immediately stared.

"It doesn't matter to the elderly. This sister-in-law, we Taoists have no years at all, and I don't know how old I am."

"Immortal Chang. My old cold legs have been 30 years old. You are a fairy, can you cure me?
It's cloudy and rainy, I'm so sad. "

"Oh?" Yi Shuihan glanced at him with his eyes of chaos.

"You, when you were young, had frostbite. In winter, you stayed too long in cold water,

Then there is overwork, and your waist seems to be bad. "

"That's right, equality between men and women was advocated at that time.

At that time, we were working in the field like those old men, watering the field, carrying cloth bags,

When I was young, I didn't feel anything. I could carry a 200-jin sack by myself.

When I get older, my leg hurts badly, my waist hurts, my whole body hurts, and when I get sick, I get a big stick on the kang.

My child's father took me out of the mountains to see many doctors, but none of them worked. "

"The men and women are not equal in the first place. How could they be the same? If they are the same, what is the difference between men and women?"