God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

Wang Ning didn't dare to call again, "Strange? It looks familiar, aren't you the one Zhang Panpan took you to dine at the diaosi restaurant?"

"Big... big brother, I was wrong, it was all... Zhang Panpan... instigated...!" The gangster hurriedly begged for mercy, and if he continued to beat him, he might really kill himself.

It turned out to be Zhang Panpan, I guess I was screwed last time.

"You go back and let her wait for me for nothing. I will settle this with him." After speaking, Wang Ning yawned. It was very late, and he went straight home to sleep.

After Wang Ning left, the gangster burst into tears. "Ouch... Ouch... Fuck... Fuck, Fuck~ It hurts...It hurts!"

For my cousin's 500 yuan, I was beaten like a bear. My cousin must pay for the medical expenses!
Because the anchor bought a USB flash drive, the broadcast didn't start until the afternoon.

[Anchor, you are floating. 】

[Anchor, you are really floating. 】

"Brothers, I'm sorry. I whispered to my wife yesterday and slept a bit late. Good morning, brothers, it's another day full of energy, and the happy live broadcast room is officially launched." Wang Ning revealed to the brothers in the live broadcast room A scissorhands.

[It's already afternoon, you say good morning to me? 】

[Go away, where did you get your wife? 】

[Isn't the anchor's wife the fifth girl? 】

[Hahaha, don't tell me if you see through, we are still good friends. 】

After eating a bucket of instant noodles casually, Wang Ning came to the park.

I saw a big brother shirtless, with a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right.A big underpants, a pair of slippers, lying on a bench that can seat three people to enjoy the shade, strolling around his feet.It caused dissatisfaction among other people in the park.

[Fuck, blue dragon, white tiger, big gold chain, this looks like a social person. 】

[Anchor, go spoof that big brother. 】

[Be careful, that one, the eldest brother is not someone to mess with at first sight. 】

[Whatever, anchor, hurry up, brothers are your strong backing! 】

If before, Wang Ning really didn't dare to provoke this kind of person, but now that he has mixed martial arts, he will naturally not be afraid of the so-called social gangsters.

"For the sake of the brothers, rush to the duck! I will chat with this social elder brother today. Brothers, I think the anchor is not bad, please pay attention." Wang Ning yelled a few times in the live broadcast room, and then walked towards the social elder brother past.

After shaking for a while, a brain crashed on brother society's forehead.

The social elder brother was in pain, so he sat up all at once, and Wang Ning took advantage of the opportunity to sit up.

"Brother Bald, long time no see, do you still know me? I'm Brother Ning!" Wang Ning smiled at Brother Society.

Brother Society covered his forehead. "Who the hell are you? Look at my thick hair, like a bald man. You've watched too many movies by Zhou Xingxing, haven't you?" The social elder brother almost jumped up.

Recently, many people imitated the plot of the movie, spoofed passers-by, pretended to know each other, and then slapped them on the head. I must not let this guy go.

"Did I recognize the wrong person? I'm sorry, I'm sorry big brother. I'm still wondering, have you cured your baldness before? Why are you now a yellow-haired monster~"

[Pfft ha ha ha, the anchor made me laugh so hard. 】

[The anchor is really kind, can he play the big brother of the society like this?
[This person is not easy to mess with, the host should be careful. 】

[Little local tyrant: The anchor is very courageous, give me a rocket.I'm so close to you, if something really happens to you, I'll help you! 】

[Fuck, social people. 666. 】

"Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't joke with your elder brother! If you dare to joke with your elder brother, what you lose is your injury, and what you lose is your life!"

"You kid, you think I don't know. You are just trying to trick passers-by. If you dare to make fun of me, you won't be able to leave." The social elder brother stared at Wang Ning with a stern look on his face.

"I'm sorry, brother." Wang Ning showed a look of fear.

"I really have a social brother. Apart from being bald and looking exactly like you, I still owe him 2 yuan! Just forgive me, brother." Wang Ning said with a sad face.

The big brother of the society, when he heard that Wang Ning owed 2 yuan, he immediately regained his spirits.Also started pretending.

"Speaking of it, you seem a little familiar. What's the name of your bald brother?"

"His real name is Lu Maozi! I'm sorry, brother, I mistook someone, please let me go!" Wang Ning continued to pretend to be panicked.

"Uh... I'm actually called Lu Maozi. Speaking of which, you're getting more and more familiar. I had a friend like you before."

"No, brother. He was born bald. You have such thick hair, how could it be Lu Maozi?" Wang Ning said pretending to be puzzled.

Brother Social scratched his head and thought for a while. "To be honest, my baldness was cured by a specially hired expert, and it cost 10,000+"

"It's really you, the green hat!" Wang Ning's acting skills exploded, and he was blown away by the big brother of the society again!

[Pfft ha ha ha, this anchor is really witty. 】

[Haha, I just want to laugh when I see the angry and unbearable expression of the big brother in society. 】

[Learned another trick skill from the anchor. 】

The big brother in the society was full of anger, and finally endured it for 2 yuan.

"Don't collapse, if you collapse again, he will bleed." The social elder brother said angrily.

"Also, isn't my name Lu Maozi? How ugly is it for you to call me a cuckold?"

Wang Ning looked at Big Brother Social with puzzled eyes. "Did you forget? Apart from Bald Brother, you also have another nickname called Cuckold."

Brother Social, patted his forehead. "Oh, oh. Come to think of it, it looks like this."

"Brother, I'm a little nervous recently. You owed me the 2 yuan..." The social elder brother smiled at Wang Ning.

"Hey, tell me about this. Don't worry, cuckold, I remember. Let's go. I haven't seen you for a long time. I treat you. Let's go have a meal first." Wang Ning said.

When the social elder brother heard that he wanted to give him money and treat him to dinner, he was so happy that his forehead didn't hurt anymore.

"Let's go, brother, long time no see, let's have a good chat." After finishing speaking, the two walked towards a nearby night market.