God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

Cough cough, Xiao Lizi coughed dryly twice, and then began to sing.

"I love you~Porsche~"

"You are so cool~"

"I love you~Porsche~"

"You are so beautiful~"

"Thank heaven, thank earth, thank fate, let us meet~"

"Since I have you, my life has been a miracle~"

"Since having you, the world has become so beautiful~"

"Let's stand shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder~hand in hand~"

……

"How about it, Brother Wang, my musical talent is still very strong!" Xiao Lizi said, looking at Wang Ning seriously.

Wang Ning looked confused, and Xiao Lizi sang a story about Porsche just in the tune of Huanzhugege...

Looking at Xiao Lizi's yearning gaze, Wang Ning couldn't bear to be shocked.Gritting his teeth, he squeezed out a few words: "I can tell that you... still... have... talent!"

[Isn't the anchor embarrassed?If I listen to this song from the sidelines, I will get goosebumps from embarrassment. 】

[Pfft ha ha ha, why do I feel that the anchor's face has turned green. 】

[I'm embarrassed to have cancer. 】

[Respect everyone who has a dream! 】

……

"Oh? Brother Wang, what do I think? Some people say that my singing is not good." Xiao Lizi looked at the barrage on the screen and said suspiciously.

"No...don't...don't care about them, you can write a poem for us all." Wang Ning continued, gritting his teeth.

When it comes to writing poems, Xiao Lizi is even more excited.

"I'll tell you the truth, Brother Wang. If I was born 30 years ago, I would definitely be a great poet. It's just a pity that poetry in this era is lonely~" Xiao Lizi sighed, feeling a little untimely.

"Let me recite to everyone a modern poem I wrote myself!" Xiao Lizi said, taking two steps back.

After brewing for a while, the mouth directly opened into a European shape.

"Ah! Porsche, Porsche, you are expensive!"

"Ah! Porsche, Porsche, you are beautiful!"

"Ah! Porsche, Porsche, you have no legs!"

"Ah! Porsche, Porsche, I love you expensive! I also love your beauty! I love you even more because you have no legs!"

Wang Ning: ...

[I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh, I really didn't laugh!Puff ha ha ha! 】

[Little Lizi is really a "talent"! 】

[How thick is this face, is this a great poet? 】

[The masters are among the folks, and the Porsche will be ruined by Xiao Lizi~]

[This comparison is probably mentally retarded? 】

Xiao Lizi didn't watch the barrage, but started bragging to Wang Ning.

"Writing modern poetry by hand, the magic lies in the rhyme of the last word!"

"Plus, I was one at the beginning! It can instantly arouse people's emotions."

"The word "Porsche" is used several times, which fully expresses my love for Porsche. It perfectly echoes the title of this poem: Porsche!"

"How about it, Brother Wang, are you also shocked by my talent for poetry now?" Xiao Lizi said excitedly.

"Um... Indeed... Indeed. Do you have any other poems to write? Recite one for us." Wang Ning touched his forehead and said.

"Of course, Brother Wang. I'll give you another modern song." Xiao Li thought that Wang Ning had discovered his talent, and was very excited.

After brewing again for a while, Xiao Lizi opened his mouth wide.

"Ah! Get up early and treat you to a jujube, so that you can live forever."

"Ah! Big gold chain, small watch, don't eat barbecue all the time."

"Ah! Walnuts are a treasure, nourishing the kidneys and strengthening the brain!"

"Ah! Cucumber is a treasure, it calms the nerves and strengthens the brain!"

"Ah! Potatoes are a treasure, they can keep you full!"

"Ah! Grapes are a treasure, they protect blood vessels and resist aging!"

"what!……"

[Cowhide!Worship! 】

[I'm so convinced... It's really catchy to read. 】

【You have already been made a god! 】

[This funny comparison makes me laugh so hard, hahahaha! 】

……

Xiao Lizi finished singing, "How about it, Brother Wang, my level is not bad, do you think I would be a great poet if I was born 30 years ago?"

[The big si doesn't know, anyway, 30 years ago, you would definitely be able to kill people! 】

[God's comment, God's comment, 666! 】

"Um...a bit of talent, a bit of talent." Wang Ning said awkwardly.

"Strange? How do I read the comment barrage? There are many people saying that I have no talent? They also say that I am mentally handicapped?" Xiao Li asked very puzzled.

"Uh...they are jealous of you, jealous of you, black fans, you understand! Little Li, stop reciting poems, don't you know how to dance? Give us a dance!"

"Okay, I'll do a dance for everyone. Brother Wang, you must point the camera at me~"

After speaking, Xiao Lizi brought a stereo and a bag of cement from nowhere.

Scatter the cement powder on the ground and lie directly in the cement powder.

"Next, everyone is welcome to enjoy the dance I rehearsed! The name of the dance is: In cement powder, I am the king!"

The emotional music dj sounded.

Little Lizi lay on the cement floor and began to squirm his body crazily. The cement powder was all over the sky.

Wang Ning took two steps back in fright and continued to shoot.

"Look at it, the next show is a difficult move." Xiao Lizi roared.