"Son, your mother's eyes are a little blurry, let me see your partner again, I have to remember her face."

Wang Ning handed the phone to Pete.

"That's not right, son, although your mother's eyes are a bit flowery. But it won't be so flowery, right?"

"How come the skin color, clothes, and hairstyle have all changed?" The aunt asked suspiciously.

"No, Mom. It must be that your eyes are getting dizzy again. Take a closer look."

Aunt looked at it for a while.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, son. Anyway, it's just a woman. It's a woman, I can see it clearly!"

"Mom, I won't tell you anymore. The partner is here, and I have to accompany him." Wang Ning said hurriedly, afraid of revealing his secrets.

"Okay, son, play slowly."

After speaking, hang up the video!

A girl at the next table finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.

【Hahaha!The host is awesome, even I laughed out loud when I knew you were acting, the beauty next door is enough to suppress me. 】

[This plot is really a big drama, and it makes my heart beat. 】

【I look at sister papers, and I also look at them with a surge of emotion, manual and funny-@】

The beauties at the surrounding tables started whispering one by one.

[I, who can read lips, found a beautiful woman who was discussing the anchor, and I was going to ask for the anchor's WeChat! 】

【? ? 】

[Fuck, is it true? 】

[After a long time, we are just giggling here.The sister paper was captured by the anchor? 】

[Yeah, the comparison of anchors is absolutely high-playing]

At this time, an aunt came behind Wang Ning.

"My son, you are really promising. I suddenly forgot that I haven't given a red envelope to my future daughter-in-law." An aunt came here with a red envelope wrapped in red paper and began to look around.

Wang Ning looked nervous, "Quick, quick, Pete, this is my mother!" Wang Ning was extremely embarrassed, which added some funny atmosphere.

Pete hurriedly put on women's clothes and the like.

The aunt's table was getting closer and closer to Wang Ning's table.

"Hi, are you Wang Ning's girlfriend?"

Big Mom asked a blonde beauty.

"I'm not, Auntie. But I think it's . . . "

"Are you Wang Ning's girlfriend?" the aunt said to a tall and beautiful woman.

"I'm not, hee hee."

"Neither do I…"

The aunt looked around and saw Wang Ning's table.

"My son, the person next to you is the future wife of our Wang family!!" The aunt grinned from ear to ear, and ran towards Wang Ning's table.

Pete was still hurriedly wearing women's clothes, without a wig.

"Hello, you are my son's girlfriend!" The aunt sat opposite Pete and said with a smile on her face.

"Yes, Auntie." Pete said sharply.

The beauties around her covered their mouths one after another to prevent them from laughing.

One by one lowered their heads and whispered.

"It's funny now, that handsome guy fucking came here in person."

"Auntie seems to have a bit of eyesight, I don't know if she will be exposed, hehehe."

……

"Yo, I haven't noticed yet, he's still a foreigner." The aunt said, looking at Pete.

"Yes, Mom, I'm an American." Pete said softly.

"Mom, what you read is almost the same. The customs of foreigners are different from ours. Such a sudden way of meeting will make us uncomfortable. Mom, you should hurry back and cook for my dad!" Wang Ning panicked Said.

"Americans, aren't they more open than us? Don't lie to mom."

The aunt continued to look at Pete, looked at Pete's cropped head, and asked suspiciously: "It's strange, Nier, I remember that when I made a video with you just now, your hair wasn't so short."

"This... this..." Pete didn't know what to say for a while.

Wang Ning also had a frightened expression on his face. "Mom, if I told you that short cuts are popular among foreign women, would you believe that she cut them just now?"

Big Mom, suddenly grabbed Pete's chest.Pete was taken aback. Pete, who had seen the power of Chinese aunts, did not dare to make mistakes.

"Auntie, this has nothing to do with me. Wang Ning forced me to help him." Pete's rough voice came over.

"I believe you, Xiao Ningzi. Well, you have learned how to lie to your mother now, haven't you? See if I don't beat you to death!"

After speaking, the aunt beat Wang Ning.

Wang Ning screamed and jumped up and down.

"Mom, oh my god, listen to me explain, listen to me explain!"

"I'll listen to your explanation? You just stand still and let me beat you up to calm down, and I will listen to your explanation!"

After speaking, the aunt directly picked up a wine bottle from the table.

"Help! You murdered your own son!" Wang Ning ran away frantically.

The aunt also took the beer bottle and followed closely.

[This aunt, her acting skills are exploding! She looks like an old actor at first glance. 】

[My cousin, I held a parent-teacher meeting earlier.It seems that this aunt was invited. 】

[Anchor, it's a pity that you don't become a director. 】

[This anchor really made me laugh to death. 】

Little Lizi came back from the toilet.

Little Lizi: "Hey? Where's my brother Wang?"

Pete: "Your brother Wang was hunted down with a wine bottle."

"Ah? Then do we need to call the police?" Xiao Lizi asked anxiously.

"No, the person who chased him was his mother, the smell of mother!" Pete said.

[Pfft ha ha ha, what the hell, it smells like mother. 】

[I remember when I was a child, my mother took slippers and chased me for two miles. 】

[This is the taste of a real mother, hahahaha. 】

"Then let's eat first."

Pete and Lizi started to eat leisurely.

After a while, Wang Ning ran over panting.

"You two, it's not authentic. I was chased by my mother and ran for five kilometers. Are you eating here?"

The beauties around laughed again.

"This man is so funny, I like it quite a bit."

"But, this man is too poor. Didn't you hear me? There's no RV either."

"You are afraid that he has no money, but I am not. He has no cars and no houses. I will give him a few flats and a few cars."

"Although I have no money, I am willing. After all, my appearance is in line with my aesthetics."

"Sisters, who is going to ask for a WeChat?"

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