God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

The whole house was turned into a mess by Xiao Lizi, and all kinds of things were thrown out?
After a while, Xiao Lizi came out of the room.

He holds a bottle of pesticide in his left hand and a bottle of red ink in his hand.

[Fuck, this guy looks a little professional. 】

[100 years of professional pit master...]

[Good guy, I already have a picture sense. 】

Xiao Lizi came to the live screen and danced.

"Be careful, brothers, what I drank was red ink, and the bottle that fell on the ground is the pesticide dichlorvos!"

"Let my grandpa hit me, huh, today I will pretend to commit suicide to scare my grandpa, I think it is the Porsche or his only grandson that is more important!" Xiao Lizi said excitedly, as if he had already seen the Porsche in his eyes.

"For Porsche, brothers, go for it!"

[Cowhide, cowhide. 】

[The grandpa and grandson don't look like good people. 】

[At first glance, it is his own grandson. 】

[Talent, I am convinced of you! 】

Xiao Lizi discussed with Wang Ning how to perform in a while.

"Brother Wang, let me fix one for you first, and see if my performance looks good."

"But don't let my grandfather see any flaws." Xiao Lizi said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lizi lay on the ground, rolled his eyes like a shofar wind, kept trembling, kicked his legs, and did not forget to spit out a mouthful of red ink.

"How about it, Brother Wang, was my acting just okay? Are there any flaws?" Xiao Lizi asked.

[This kid really surprised me, I was really afraid that he would just pass by! 】

【Your acting skills are completely comparable to international superstars...】

[No one will obey, uncle will obey you! 】

"No, no, you are the real Oscar winner." Wang Ning also said with a thumbs up.

"Haha, that's great, Brother Wang, if you say yes, then I will definitely do it!" Xiao Lizi said excitedly.

"Brother Wang, when the time comes, don't screw up your acting. Make sure my grandpa regrets not buying me a Porsche!"

"It makes him extremely miserable. Don't forget to ask him which is more important, Porsche or your grandson? Let me see how he chooses!"

"At that time, my grandpa will definitely say, what a shit Porsche, I only want my grandson, my own grandson, hahaha!" Xiao Lizi laughed loudly.

[This kid is absolutely crazy about Porsche. 】

"Okay, little Li, although you're a bit of a fool, that's all. Seeing that you used to be with me for the sake of women, I will help you once." Wang Ning said.

"Okay, Brother Wang, when I get a Porsche, I will definitely not forget your great kindness!" After Xiao Lizi finished speaking, he wanted to kneel down to Wang Ning, but Wang Ning stopped him.

[Good guy, I call him good guy! 】

[Little Li can do anything for Porsche. 】

everything's ready.

Xiao Lizi took out the crime tool and fell to the ground, with a fallen pesticide beside him.

Wang Ning also took out his Nokia mobile phone and called Uncle Li.

Jingle, Jingle.

Uncle Li's phone rang.

Taking out the phone, Uncle Li spoke.

"Hey, Xiao Wang, what's the matter?"

"What? What did you say? My grandson, when did your mental capacity become so weak?"

"Porsche? Porsche again?"

"Dichlorvos? When he dies, let me burn him a Porsche?!" Uncle Li, who was dating Hong Hong, panicked and stood up suddenly.

"This silly boy, isn't he a Porsche? Don't let him commit suicide! You watch him and stabilize his emotions. I'll pass right away, I'll pass right away!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ning looked at Xiao Lizi.

"I said, if we do this, little Li, will it frighten your grandfather?" Wang Ning asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry about it, Brother Wang, it's absolutely fine. Don't underestimate my grandfather. Do you think he will be weak in his prime if he chats with more than a dozen wives by himself?"

"That little belt, I'm screaming if I smoke it, will my physical fitness be poor?"

"In a moment, my grandpa is coming, you must not reveal your secrets, Brother Wang!"

"Remember, no matter what happens, you must not reveal your secrets!"

"When my grandpa is nervous, you must ask him, Porsche or grandson, which one do you choose?!" Xiao Lizi repeatedly asked.

Everything was ready, and the two waited for Uncle Li's arrival.

Grandpa, you are riding a bicycle very fast. Just after 10 minutes, Uncle Li came back.

He hadn't heard of him before, but he heard his voice first. Uncle Li's anxious voice came from outside the courtyard.

"Grandson, my grandson, you can't have any troubles~" Uncle Li walked in with a crying voice.

Walking into the yard, there was a smell of dichlorvos, and Xiao Lizi fell to the ground.

Xiao Lizi saw that his grandfather had arrived, and began to perform hard, kicking his legs on the ground, twitching, and rolling his eyes.

In the end, he directly spit out the red ink that he had held in his mouth in advance.

Uncle Li plopped and knelt on the ground, "Li Zi, my young Li Zi, why are you so overwhelmed? Wow wow!"

Uncle Li knelt on the ground and began to cry loudly.

Wang Ning originally wanted to tell Uncle Li the truth, but he had sworn to Xiao Li just now, and he must not reveal his secrets, so he had no choice but to watch the old man cry.

Uncle Li's crying alarmed the neighbors around him.

More and more people came to Uncle Li's home.

"Isn't this Xiao Li? What happened at such a young age that he committed suicide?"

"Young people, most of them commit suicide because of love. Is Xiao Lizi dating someone?"

"I don't think so, just like Xiao Lizi, who can fall in love with him..."

"That's unrequited love, committing suicide after being rejected by a woman."

"Hey, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Uncle Li is so rich, who would have thought that his grandson would commit suicide?"

"Stop babbling here, it's important to save people, it's important to save people!" An experienced old man shouted loudly.

"Hurry up and pour out the little plums first, and pour out all the pesticides!" The old man shouted loudly.

The two strong men heard the old man's order.He hung the little plum upside down on a tree, held down the little plum, and kept him from moving.

"No, that's not enough. If you smash him in the stomach, you must smash all the food he ate." The experienced old man continued.

There was a slight strangeness in Xiao Lizi's eyes.They wanted to say something, but it was too late. The two strong men swung their fists and hammered Xiao Lizi's stomach.

"Ouch!...Ah~ I vomit! I..." Xiao Lizi was so hammered that he couldn't speak, and some bitter bile really came out of his stomach.

The experienced old man looked happy.

"It's effective, it's effective. You see, it must be poisonous water. Both of you, keep working hard!"

Even Uncle Li stopped crying.

"Two, work hard, work hard, I'm here to thank you, 20 yuan per punch, give me a hard hit!"