God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

Crash~ A pot of fresh dung was poured into Xiao Lizi's mouth.

The dog excrement, sheep excrement, and human excrement in Xiao Lizi's mouth just now were all swallowed along this ladle of excrement.

After swallowing so much feces, Xiao Lizi was finally able to speak.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!……"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Fuck, fuck!"

"I'm fine, I didn't drink pesticides, it's all fake, fake, shit!"

"I vomited red ink, damn it."

"Ahhh! Shit is too bad to eat, too bad to eat, yue! yue!..."

"Ouch! Yue!"

……

[Pfft ha ha ha, it's not that the co-author Xiao Lizi is stubborn, it's that he can't speak at all. 】

[The picture is too miserable...]

[Why do I sympathize with Little Li? 】

[Li is awesome, Li is awesome!I dare to eat shit live, do you dare? 】

[Anchor, I'm a little curious, ask Xiao Li for me, do the excrement of different animals taste the same? 】

Little Lizi wailed loudly.Climb to the front of grandpa. "It's all fake, it's all fake, grandpa, don't let me eat shit anymore! It's so unpalatable!"

"And you, Brother Wang, why didn't you save me? They actually forced me to eat shit, wow~" Xiao Lizi said in pain.

Wang Ning: "Didn't you make me swear that no matter what happens, I won't reveal my secrets..."

Xiao Lizi completely collapsed after hearing this.Roaring madly at the sky. "Damn it, damn it! I committed a crime, I really did a crime!"

Now the people around also understood that co-authoring this little plum was a fake suicide.

"It's been a long time. It's a fake suicide. It's because I stuffed him with so much shit."

"It's a waste of work. Didn't Uncle Li just say that it's 20 yuan for a punch? You still won't be able to settle the bill in a while."

"Little Li would rather eat shit than buy a Porsche. What a prodigal."

【Find the inner shadow area of ​​Xiao Lizi. 】

【Now, Xiao Lizi is completely defeated. 】

Xiao Lizi looked at the crowd around him, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

"Go, go, go, you all go for me! You still eat shit to detoxify, do you have medical knowledge?"

The surrounding crowd slowly dispersed.

"Little Li, he really doesn't know how to flatter him. Aren't we also trying to save him?"

"Really, this kid is crazy about Porsches."

"If I were Grandpa Li, I would definitely continue smoking him tonight..."

Sure enough, Grandpa Li walked towards Xiao Lizi again with a seven wolf that he just bought today.

"Porsche, I want a Porsche, grandpa." Xiao Lizi cried bitterly at his grandpa.

But seeing Xiao Lizi's embarrassed appearance, his heart softened after all.

This time it was a fake suicide, but next time it will be hard to say...

Especially after being so stimulated today, maybe I really want to commit suicide later...

The more Grandpa Li thought about it, the more afraid he became.

"You shameful thing, buy it! Buy it! Buy it for you!" Grandpa Li said angrily.

Then he threw a bank card to Sunzi Li.

"I've given it to you. The password is your birthday. I originally planned to give it to you when you became an adult, but who knew you were so impatient with this shameful thing. Take it!" Grandpa Li said bitterly.

Little Lizi was crying just now, but when he saw the bank card on the ground, his crying stopped abruptly.

"Thank you grandpa, thank you grandpa!" Xiao Lizi turned from crying to laughing, very dramatic.

[Fuck, Lizi's mood has changed so much! 】

[After all, he is a child, too immature. 】

【Now, the host has a Porsche, hahaha...】

[Little Lizi eats shit, in exchange for the anchor to drive a Porsche, this wave is not a loss. 】

Grandpa Li's phone rang.

"Hey, Honghong."

"Ah, it's all right, the kid is all right."

"Okay, okay, I'll go there now."

After finishing speaking, Grandpa Li left here in a hurry.

"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, that's great! It's a success, it's a success, but fortunately we didn't give up!"

"Grandpa must have let me buy a Porsche for the sake of eating shit this time!"

Wang Ning:  …

Wang Ning: "It's okay, it's okay, it should be."

Little Lizi rolled on the ground excitedly.

Stretched his head in front of the live broadcast room.

"Comrades, I want to sing a rap at this moment."

[Holy shit, shit, this little plum has started again. 】

[After all, it is the mind of a teenager who forgot the cruel reality of eating shit so quickly. 】

[Xiao Lizi has a new talent again?Wait until I call my friend to see if I can scare my friend to death. 】

"Ahem, this time it's not just rap. I'll also do a dance. Since my grandfather bought me a Porsche today, I won't sprinkle cement powder, so that the old man can calm down for a day." Xiao Lizi said to the live broadcast room.

【Good guy, I thank you on behalf of Grandpa Li...】

"Ahem, listen up, everyone."

"Crying for you~"

Little Lizi really rolled on the ground and cried.

"Smile for you~"

Xiao Lizi turned from crying to laughing on the ground.

"Crying into laughing for you!"

"I eat shit for you, make trouble for you!"

This time, Xiao Lizi didn't really eat shit, but stood up and shook his hair, looking like a sophomore boy.

"Fortunately, my Porsche, we finally got it!"

Finally, Xiao Lizi jumped up and applauded himself again.

……

"How about it, Brother Wang, this is a new song that I created after I got a Porsche suddenly! Are you all convinced by me?" Xiao Lizi was very confident.

Wang Ning:  …

"Not bad, not bad, uncle admires you." Wang Ning said with a wry smile.