God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

[Pfft ha ha ha ha, what is Xiao Lizi muttering about? 】

【God damn it, don't be a chicken again in your next life, 23333. 】

【He is really a talent! 】

【No wonder, his father-in-law looked down on him before, haha! 】

After finishing speaking, Xiao Lizi closed his eyes, and with a sudden heart attack, he picked up the knife and stabbed fiercely.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The screams came.

Xiao Lizi was stunned. Could it be that this chicken has really grown up and crowed?
After opening his eyes, Xiao Lizi realized that the person calling was his future father-in-law!
I was so nervous that I stabbed the knife on the father-in-law's finger.

The old man jumped up immediately.

Bright red blood flowed from the fingers, and the big cock also took advantage of the chaos and ran away.

"Fuck, fuck. What a crime I did. How could I agree to let you, a fool, kill a chicken?"

The old man clutched his fingers and said in a wailing voice.

Fortunately, the wound was not very deep.

After seeing it, Grandma Qian hurriedly found a band-aid, stopped the bleeding, and put it on Qianqian.

Xiao Lizi hurriedly explained.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I closed my eyes just now, and I didn't pay attention, so I accidentally stabbed you." Xiao Lizi raised his hand to express his apology.

"Give me another chance, and I will definitely kill this big rooster." Xiao Lizi vowed.

When Qian Shushu heard this, he became even more angry, and pinched his injured finger.

"Kill your mother's head, do you still want to give me another knife?"

"It's okay for you to poke my finger this time."

"Who the hell can guarantee that you won't stab me in the heart next time?"

"I haven't lived enough yet, ah yo, it hurts!"

If it wasn't for Xiao Lizi who ordered 2 yuan of tea leaves for himself today, Qian Shushu would be kicked out!
[Pfft ha ha ha ha, Xiao Li still wants to give the old man another knife. 】

[This little plum is really talented. 】

[Poke it with your eyes closed, it's awesome. 】

[If this is hammering nails with Xiao Lizi, wouldn't he, Xiao Lizi, hit your head with a hammer and kill you? ! 】

[This is called evil is rewarded with evil, the Qian family is a group of money fans. 】

In the end, the big rooster was successfully slaughtered under the operation of Grandpa Qian and Grandma Qian.

"Today I'll make you my specialty farm chicken!" Grandpa Qian said with a smile.

Finally, a plate of delicious farm chicken was served.

Wang Ning took a look and found that it was pretty and delicious, but there were too many potatoes.

A big plate of chicken and potatoes weighed six to seven catties!

In this way, six people began to sit down.

At this time, the door of the door opened.

A kid of about 12 walks in.

"Get rich, come here quickly, and look at the big plate chicken that grandpa made for you."

The person who came was called Qian Facai, and he was Qian Jiaojiao's younger brother. He was sent to the countryside because he was hiding from family planning.

I have been going to elementary school in the countryside, living with my grandparents, and I plan to take me back to the county to go to junior high school next year.

The little kid didn't look shy when he saw outsiders.Sit down, pick up chopsticks, and pick and choose from the big plate of chicken.

What chicken legs, chicken hearts, and chicken brains were all eaten by this guy.

After a meal, Wang Ning took a bite of the chicken bone with his chopsticks.

【233333.Originally, six people could eat a big rooster and a piece of meat, but when the primary school student came, the anchor could only eat potatoes, hahaha! 】

[This family is really picky, let them eat potatoes for 1 yuan? 】

[I saw that the anchor's face turned green, and the chopsticks were suspended in the air for a long time, unable to make a move. 】

[This dish shouldn't be called the farmer's big plate chicken, it should be called the farmer's fried potatoes, hahahaha! 】

After eating, brother-in-law Qian started to give it to his sister, and his father asked for a mobile phone to play King Pesticide, but when he didn't give it, he started crying.

Wang Ning's ears were about to explode.

Fortunately, Xiao Lizi was sensible and lent his mobile phone to his brother-in-law.

Only then did the brother-in-law calm down.

I saw the neighbors passing by the door with two big fish in their hands.

"Yo, life has been improved, son of a bitch!" Grandpa Qian greeted.

Goudan said with a simple smile, "I didn't buy this fish. The reservoir is open today, so I caught it in the reservoir!"

"Hahaha! Look at the fat fish, one weighs four to five catties!"

When Xiao Lizi's future father-in-law heard this, he immediately regained his spirits!

The depression of being stabbed by Xiao Li before also disappeared.

"I like catching fish the most!" Qian Shumi said excitedly, touching her bald head.

After finishing speaking, Qian Shushu rode directly on his electric donkey and headed towards the reservoir.

Qian Jiaojiao explained: "Don't mind, my biggest hobby is catching fish."

When Xiao Lizi heard it, this was an opportunity bestowed on him by God, how could he waste it?

By killing the chicken just now, I have already left a very bad impression on my future father-in-law.

This time, I must perform well in front of my future father-in-law!
I dare not kill chickens, but I can't catch fish?

"Brother Wang, let's go, Nongjiale! Let's catch fish!" Xiao Lizi said excitedly.

Caught fish, just to save a meal for Grandpa Qian, Grandpa Qian expressed his strong support.

Specially reward Xiao Lizi with an electric three-wheeler to get out of the way.

Xiao Lizi was driving, and Wang Ning was sitting in the car to broadcast live. Brother-in-law Qian has now become Xiao Lizi's follower, because Xiao Lizi let him play with his mobile phone and lent him his number to show off his skin...

In this way, Xiao Lizi took Wang Ning and Qian's brother-in-law, and under the guidance of Qian's brother-in-law, they went straight to the reservoir.

Seeing the bright bald head of the future father-in-law, Xiao Li knew that he had arrived at his destination.

There are fishers, catchers and swimmers in the reservoir.

The water quality of this reservoir is very clear, and there are a lot of green farmland around it.The surrounding air is also very fresh.

An idyllic scene!
[Clear water, green farmland, catching fish here is indeed a kind of enjoyment. 】

[I also envy such a life. 】

[It seems that there is a reason why Qian Shushu likes to come here to catch fish. 】

[Little Fairy: I have a hunch that this beautiful and peaceful rural scenery will be broken by Little Lizi soon, hahaha! 】