God-level anchor, was dumped at the beginning of the blind date

[Fuck, Little Lizi really fell into the water. 】

[Little Lizi is so stupid, how can it be so easy to catch fish! 】

[Is this kid good at water, but don't catch the fish, he will drown soon. 】

[Anchor, pay attention to Little Li, don't get drowned. 】

Wang Ning also came to the shore and took pictures underwater.

Plop plop plop plop, the whole water is full of splashes of little plums and Qian Shushu.

Little Lizi kept chasing the fish in the water.

Fans in the live broadcast room, under the camera of Wang Ning, can clearly see the situation in their hands.

[Fuck, Xiao Lizi is water-based, so it's okay. 】

[It looks like I underestimated Xiao Lizi. 】

[Little Fairy: This is silly, but... being able to swim and being able to catch fish are two different concepts. 】

Sure enough, although Xiao Lizi's water skills were good, he still couldn't touch the fish's tail.

And Qian Shushu has successfully caught a big fat fish.

What I caught this time was a big grass carp, even fatter than the last time I caught it.

Qian Shushu had already smiled in the water, kicked her legs twice, and was about to swim back to the shore.

Here, Xiao Lizi saw that his future father-in-law had already succeeded, but he had made no progress at all.

In desperation, Xiao Li also imitated his father-in-law and picked up a stone from the bottom of the reservoir.

Chase that fish and smash!
The fish was frightened and started to run away indiscriminately, and finally swam to the side of Xiao Lizi's future father-in-law.

The father-in-law had just caught Yuxi's delight, but the next moment, he saw Xiao Lizi throwing a stone at him, and immediately showed a frightened expression.

The big grass carp caught in his hand also took the opportunity to escape.

Qian Shushu endured the pain in the water, and said to himself: I... scum... Damn it!

In the water, Qian Shushu dared not make a sound for fear of entering the water. After swimming out of the water, Qian Shushu completely let himself go.

"Oh, what the hell, what the hell!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Ah! I'm so..."

The grinning future father-in-law stared at Xiao Lizi angrily.

"You...you can't kill a chicken, you can't catch a fish, you are such a waste! Oops...fuck..."

【what's the situation? 】

【I seem to have seen just now that Xiao Lizi smashed the fish and ended up hitting his future father-in-law's foot. 】

[Fuck!Sure enough, something went wrong!Puff ha ha ha! 】

【I knew that Little Lizi would screw up. 】

[Seeking the psychological shadow area of ​​the father-in-law. 】

Xiao Lizi hastily apologized.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, uncle."

"In order to catch fish, when I got excited, I smashed it crookedly."

"It's all the fish's fault, it's so cunning."

The father-in-law looked hopeless. "You don't have the ability to do it yourself, and you blame the fish?"

"It's a good thing he's in the water, and you don't have much strength, otherwise, my feet are really useless."

Fortunately, Xiao Lizi's future father-in-law only had some toenails split, and the rest is not serious.

"Qian Shushu, let's go to the hospital. I'll treat you." Xiao Lizi said.

"Get out! Don't follow me anymore!"

"If you kill a chicken, you stab me, if you catch a fish, you beat me. If I follow you to the hospital, are you going to kill me?" the middle-aged man said contemptuously.

[Pfft ha ha ha ha! xswl! 】

[Little Lizi has been cheating his father-in-law for 100 years! 】

[This old man has learned to be smart, if he really goes to the hospital with Xiao Lizi, maybe something will happen to him. 】

[For example, the feet were not good, and Xiao Li saw off the old man's legs, hahahaha! 】

[Upstairs, the imagination is really rich.However, it is really possible! 】

After the old man complained, he limped onto the electric car.

"It's unlucky." After finishing speaking, he withdrew directly on the electric scooter.

Now Qian Shushu has a shadow of Xiao Lizi, afraid that if Xiao Lizi takes something and hits his head, won't he belch?
Leaving Xiao Lizi alone with infinite melancholy.

"Oh, Brother Wang, what should I do?"

"I wanted to make a good impression on my father-in-law."

"This is so good, it left two scars on my father-in-law."

"Without the support of my father-in-law, my goddess Jiaojiao will be far away from me, alas, what should I do!"

【6666, god damn it left two scars. 】

Wang Ning also thought about it.

"How about...forget it, little Li. Let's find someone else?" Wang Ning said.

Wang Ning could see clearly the Qian family's attitude towards Xiao Lizi. It was obvious that they wanted to cheat Xiao Lizi with money.

Such a goddess, do not chase worth mentioning.

"No, Brother Wang, I beg you, just help me for a while, I really like Jiaojiao."

"Even if you don't want to help me, you have to help me because I eat shit and let you drive a Porsche!"

[Fuck, eat shit, is it an honor? 】

【Little Li, now, he's always talking about eating shit. 】

[For the sake of Xiao Lizi daring to eat shit, who would dare not help? 23333. 】

Wang Ning shook his head helplessly.

"You should ask your future brother-in-law."

Wang Ning pointed to the side and was using Xiao Lizi's mobile phone to get rich with the money from King Wang Pesticide.

Xiao Lizi patted himself on the head and cried happily.

"That's right, why did I forget my brother-in-law, Brother Wang, you're still the smartest, hahahaha!" Xiao Lizi said excitedly.

Came in front of Qian Facai.

Xiao Lizi: "Fat Cai, you have to help me, Brother Dan, if I can't be your brother-in-law, it's a question of whether you can still use the king's pesticide every day in the future."

"Tell you Brother Dan, how can you make your father happy and make your father think that I am not a waste."

When Qian Facai heard about it, he might not be able to play games in the future.Get serious right away.

The brother-in-law raised his head. "200 meters north of my house, there is a giant wild hornet's nest on the top of a tree. My father has long wanted to destroy it and eat fresh and pollution-free honey, but...he dare not."

"My father also said that anyone who dares to knock out that hornet's nest will be respected as a man!"