The day I live with the goddess

"Damn it? Mom, I was wrong, I'm not staying up late anymore, I actually had hallucinations! I saw a husky talking!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooo scary!"

"The dog drinks Coke? Can he still talk?"

"Anchor, I suspect that you are a person wearing a dog's fur! Don't pretend! Even if your fur is real, it can't hide the fact that you are human! You are making fun of me!"

"Damn, there are conspiracy theories? It seems that everyone is new here. I don't know that the anchor has already broadcast live once in the afternoon!"

"Upstairs, no one will tell you what's going on in this live broadcast!"

"It's like this. This is a live broadcast room of a beautiful anchor. This husky is raised by a beautiful woman. He is very smart. He can type and talk! But he can only say 'no' in the afternoon! It's amazing! Awesome! Learned to speak faster than my five-year-old son!"

"Upstairs, seeing this text you sent, I tied up my son and beat him severely. Now my son can't even speak."

"Hey, what dog can type and talk! It's all fake!"

Ok?
Why is everyone questioning his identity as a dog?
If given a choice, Gu Shiwu would rather be a person in dog's skin.However, he is a real dog with a human soul.

[This Wang is Wang, you don't have to doubt it. 】——This comment comes from the host.

[Once, Ben Wang fell asleep, and suddenly a beautiful sister kissed him, and then Ben Wang became enlightened. 】

[You said it was miraculous, not miraculous. 】

[If you don't believe that Ben Wang is Wang, Ben Wang can show you. 】

After typing the last line, Gu Shiwu stood up and showed everyone the details of his neck and limbs.Wherever the camera passes, Gu Shiwu's fur is lush and shiny, without any trace of splicing.

"Wow? It's really a dog?"

"I think the stories Gouzi tells are enough for dogs. Isn't this just fooling people!"

"Ten 55 I love you like a mouse loves rice!"

"Believe me, Fifteen is really a dog. I followed all the live broadcasts in the afternoon. Otherwise, how could someone pretend to be a dog with such thick fur?"

"That's right, if I had to do it, I wouldn't pretend to be a husky! It's too stupid!"

"Since it's a real dog, Erha, why don't you play with my brothers!"

With the strong proof of Gu Shiwu, some netizens finally paid attention to Gu Shiwu, and the background data also improved a little.

[In this way, in order to welcome the new friends, Ben Wang will tell you a story. 】——This comment comes from the host.

"Hahaha, as someone who has been there, I suggest that everyone listen to Erha's story carefully! There will be unexpected surprises~"

"Hey, yes, everyone must watch without blinking!"

"Quietly look forward to it!"

This time, everyone's appetite was lost.

Gu Shiwu kept his legs crossed, took another sip of Coke, and typed two words.

【Oh. 】

【no. 】

Gu Shiwu swayed his legs, raised his eyebrows proudly, and signaled to everyone that the story was over.

"watt?"

"??? What the hell? That's it?!"

"Holy shit hahahahaha! Erha, you are too handsome!"

"Nimma is amazing! Hahahahaha awesome!"

"May I ask what brother upstairs is laughing at? The younger brother is stupid, but please explain and laugh together!"

"Everyone, take the characters apart and read them! Take them apart and read them, hey!"

"Take it apart and see? Then 'oh' is...me?"

"Damn it? 'No' is 'no'?"

"Is that you, Xiu'er?!"

"Go face the wall if you understand it in seconds, I respect you if you are underage and leave the live broadcast room immediately if you don't understand!"

Gu Shiwu looked at the computer screen, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.At the same time, a beautiful system sound sounded in his mind, "Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining 100 points of attention! Please continue to work hard!"

Of course we have to make persistent efforts!

Gu Shiwu continued typing.

[Everyone knows, why do you wear a ring after getting married? 】——This comment comes from the host.

"Huh? Why did Erha suddenly become serious? Of course wearing a ring is a symbol of love!"

"Suddenly an emotional show?"

"Oh, just satisfy the dog's curiosity! As a dog, he will never be able to wear a ring in his life!"

[The user 'Sima Gang, I smashed it all' rewarded the anchor with a DR ring, a diamond is forever, and a diamond will last forever. 】

A DR ring is 3000 yuan in Huaguo currency.

"Fuck? Local tyrants!"

"The slap in the face came so fast..."

"Hahahaha laughed me to death!"

After receiving the reward, Gu Shiwu blew a kiss to the camera.

"It's really a very good Erha!"

"Why... have everyone silently believed that Erha is a real dog..."

"What is Erha not a dog? Upstairs, that's not how puns are used!"

"Everyone, don't be fooled, I think Erha is talking too much! You taste it, you taste it carefully!"

[First of all, thank you for the reward, and then the story continues. 】——This comment comes from the host.

[In order to let everyone understand better, I will complete the story a little bit. 】

[Female A: Why do you wear a ring after getting married? 】

[Female; so evil!Really evil! 】

[Female A suddenly realizes. 】