The day I live with the goddess
Chapter 19: Making Dumplings Live
"They are all neighbors. If there is any trouble, don't bother. Of course, you can't just sit by and do nothing."
"Your family's fifteenth is really so smart, it makes me want to raise a dog."
The neighbor's aunt looked at Xu Shiwu lovingly.
"Auntie, if you boast fifteen like that, he will swell." Gu Xiaoxiao smiled, still a little proud in her heart.
After seeing clearly what Xu Shiwu put in the basket at his feet, Gu Xiaoxiao was stunned.
I really wanted to eat dumplings today, so Xu Shiwu went to buy ingredients?
I don't know why, but Gu Xiaoxiao felt a touch of emotion in her heart. Xu Shiwu's actions made her feel heart-warming.
If dogs are also divided into categories, then Xu Shiwu is at the level of warm men!
Although sometimes it is cheap.
"Don't think that this will stop me from being angry. I've been looking for you for so long just now, this account can't be settled like this!"
Gu Xiaoxin snorted coldly, and gave Xu Shiwu a look.
Gu Xiaoxiao almost thought that Xu Shiwu had left her.
"Meow, meow." Xu Shiwu yelled a few times guilty of being stared at by Miss Gu.
Why does this woman change her mood at will?I was happy just now, but now I feel sullen.
It's really hard to be a human being, but it's also hard to be a dog!
"I really didn't expect a dog to be so smart. I saw it in the supermarket just now. Your family can count money at fifteen!"
count money?When will Xu Shiwu count the money?
Gu Xiaoxiao suspiciously glanced at Xu Shiwu, who was sticking out his tongue, and she didn't seem to teach him how to count money...
And the smartest dogs seem to be able to count addition and subtraction within 10, and these ingredients are even more difficult to calculate when added together.
"Ah? Counting money? Auntie, did you read it wrong?"
"Fifteen is a dog, how can it count money?"
Gu Xiaoxiao questioned that Xu Shiwu had lived with her for so long, and she hadn't discovered Xu Shiwu's talent in arithmetic.
"It's absolutely true, I'm really not mistaken!" The neighbor's aunt said swearingly.
"I was also checking out at the supermarket at that time. The cashier miscalculated the money for Fifteen, and Fifteen even patted the change with his paw to question it."
"Later, the cashier did the calculations and found that she had added more money for the dumpling stuffing."
"Look, I even took a video." The neighbor's aunt turned on her phone and handed the video to Gu Xiaoxiao.
In the video, Xu Shiwu yelled at the cashier a few times, then put his paw on the money and patted it, as if saying that there was something wrong with the money.
The cashier had no choice but to do the calculation again. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with this calculation.
"This dog is too smart, even a scumbag like me can't figure it out."
"It won't really become refined, will it?"
"Why do I always feel that this dog doesn't look like a dog?"
The passers-by next to him exclaimed, surprised at Xu Shiwu's calculation ability.
"This is my fifteenth?"
After the video was played, Gu Xiaoxiao spoke in disbelief.
In my impression, isn't Xu Shiwu a dog who is lazy and idle?
When do you get new skills?
"Such a cute dog, can you have other dogs in your family?" The neighbor aunt replied.
The two chatted for a few words, and the neighbor's aunt left when she remembered that she had something to do.
Although Gu Xiaoxiao was still a little puzzled, she didn't say anything more.
But next time I can't let Xu Shiwu go out alone again.
What if something happens, there are more dog dealers nearby, so you can't let others abduct him.
"Xu Shiwu!"
"You can't go out indiscriminately in the future, I thought you lost it!"
Gu Xiaoxiao closed the door and found that Xu Shiwu had already returned to the bedroom.
She walked over, intending to teach Xu Shishi a lesson for running around.
As soon as he entered the door, he froze when the words came to his lips.
"Meow! Meow!" Xu Shiwu sat leisurely on the computer chair like a boss, and rolled his eyes at the camera in front of him.
The computer screen showed Xu Shiwu's live broadcast, and there were many comments in it.
No, how did he turn on the live broadcast?I obviously didn't turn on my computer.
Gu Xiaoxiao frowned, watching quietly.
"I reckon there must be some shady relationship behind this anchor, and even if they are banned by us, they can come back!"
"Why didn't the anchor show up? Is it necessary to rely on a dog to sell popularity now?"
"I really don't know what to see, I'm speechless."
Gu Xiaoxiao didn't like it when he saw a few insults from black fans on the screen.
"Meow!"
Xu Shiwu made a disdainful voice as if he could understand the comments of black fans.
Then, he rolled another big white eye at the camera.
"Is this dog really smart? If it didn't look like a dog, I would think he is a human being."
"Damn it! There's a dog mocking me!"
"Fifteen is protecting the anchor lady? My boyfriend is Max!"
Regarding Fifteen's move, many fans spoke out.
While the netizens were commenting fiercely, a special effect of a rocket flashed in the live broadcast room.
"Damn it, boss, 666."
"Rocket, he's a local tyrant."
Before the netizens could recover, the second rocket was swiped, and there were other small gifts and so on.
"Meow~meow~" It's all money!money!
Xu Shiwu blinked and blinked his eyes to be cute, which was completely different from the attitude of the black fan just now.
"I didn't expect this dog to have two sides. I've seen it."
"It's so cute, my heart melts!"
"I want to take Xu Shiwu home! Is there anyone together?"
……
For a while, the comments were all occupied by fans, and the former black fans were turned back as soon as they spoke.
There were a lot fewer black fans in the live broadcast room, and the atmosphere suddenly became more harmonious.
Seeing these comments, Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh.
But of course she couldn't forget the business, which was to teach Xu Shishi a lesson when he went out without permission!
"Meow!" After a scream, Xu Shiwu's ears were pulled up and his ears hung in the air.
"Meow?" Seeing Gu Xiaoxiao's angry look, Xu Shiwu immediately tried to please her.
Didn't I intentionally make Gu Xiaoxiao worry...
"Let me tell you, it's useless to be cute now!" Gu Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.
"There are so many bad guys out there, if you lose it, what will I do!"
"You can't go out without permission in the future, do you know that!"
Gu Xiaoxiao said seriously, and it was obvious that she cared about Xu Shiwu.
"Meow." Xu Shiwu nodded seriously.
"Hey, Gu Xiaoxiao came and taught Xu Shiwu a lesson."
"Did Xu Shiwu offend Gu Xiaoxiao? But Xu Shiwu is too cute, take him away!"
"Let go of that dog, let me bully him!"
Netizens in the live broadcast commented one after another, and Gu Xiaoxiao put Xu Shiwu on the chair.
If you know your mistakes, correct them, you are a good boy.
"I don't know what to broadcast today, so let's make dumplings for everyone!"
"Your family's fifteenth is really so smart, it makes me want to raise a dog."
The neighbor's aunt looked at Xu Shiwu lovingly.
"Auntie, if you boast fifteen like that, he will swell." Gu Xiaoxiao smiled, still a little proud in her heart.
After seeing clearly what Xu Shiwu put in the basket at his feet, Gu Xiaoxiao was stunned.
I really wanted to eat dumplings today, so Xu Shiwu went to buy ingredients?
I don't know why, but Gu Xiaoxiao felt a touch of emotion in her heart. Xu Shiwu's actions made her feel heart-warming.
If dogs are also divided into categories, then Xu Shiwu is at the level of warm men!
Although sometimes it is cheap.
"Don't think that this will stop me from being angry. I've been looking for you for so long just now, this account can't be settled like this!"
Gu Xiaoxin snorted coldly, and gave Xu Shiwu a look.
Gu Xiaoxiao almost thought that Xu Shiwu had left her.
"Meow, meow." Xu Shiwu yelled a few times guilty of being stared at by Miss Gu.
Why does this woman change her mood at will?I was happy just now, but now I feel sullen.
It's really hard to be a human being, but it's also hard to be a dog!
"I really didn't expect a dog to be so smart. I saw it in the supermarket just now. Your family can count money at fifteen!"
count money?When will Xu Shiwu count the money?
Gu Xiaoxiao suspiciously glanced at Xu Shiwu, who was sticking out his tongue, and she didn't seem to teach him how to count money...
And the smartest dogs seem to be able to count addition and subtraction within 10, and these ingredients are even more difficult to calculate when added together.
"Ah? Counting money? Auntie, did you read it wrong?"
"Fifteen is a dog, how can it count money?"
Gu Xiaoxiao questioned that Xu Shiwu had lived with her for so long, and she hadn't discovered Xu Shiwu's talent in arithmetic.
"It's absolutely true, I'm really not mistaken!" The neighbor's aunt said swearingly.
"I was also checking out at the supermarket at that time. The cashier miscalculated the money for Fifteen, and Fifteen even patted the change with his paw to question it."
"Later, the cashier did the calculations and found that she had added more money for the dumpling stuffing."
"Look, I even took a video." The neighbor's aunt turned on her phone and handed the video to Gu Xiaoxiao.
In the video, Xu Shiwu yelled at the cashier a few times, then put his paw on the money and patted it, as if saying that there was something wrong with the money.
The cashier had no choice but to do the calculation again. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with this calculation.
"This dog is too smart, even a scumbag like me can't figure it out."
"It won't really become refined, will it?"
"Why do I always feel that this dog doesn't look like a dog?"
The passers-by next to him exclaimed, surprised at Xu Shiwu's calculation ability.
"This is my fifteenth?"
After the video was played, Gu Xiaoxiao spoke in disbelief.
In my impression, isn't Xu Shiwu a dog who is lazy and idle?
When do you get new skills?
"Such a cute dog, can you have other dogs in your family?" The neighbor aunt replied.
The two chatted for a few words, and the neighbor's aunt left when she remembered that she had something to do.
Although Gu Xiaoxiao was still a little puzzled, she didn't say anything more.
But next time I can't let Xu Shiwu go out alone again.
What if something happens, there are more dog dealers nearby, so you can't let others abduct him.
"Xu Shiwu!"
"You can't go out indiscriminately in the future, I thought you lost it!"
Gu Xiaoxiao closed the door and found that Xu Shiwu had already returned to the bedroom.
She walked over, intending to teach Xu Shishi a lesson for running around.
As soon as he entered the door, he froze when the words came to his lips.
"Meow! Meow!" Xu Shiwu sat leisurely on the computer chair like a boss, and rolled his eyes at the camera in front of him.
The computer screen showed Xu Shiwu's live broadcast, and there were many comments in it.
No, how did he turn on the live broadcast?I obviously didn't turn on my computer.
Gu Xiaoxiao frowned, watching quietly.
"I reckon there must be some shady relationship behind this anchor, and even if they are banned by us, they can come back!"
"Why didn't the anchor show up? Is it necessary to rely on a dog to sell popularity now?"
"I really don't know what to see, I'm speechless."
Gu Xiaoxiao didn't like it when he saw a few insults from black fans on the screen.
"Meow!"
Xu Shiwu made a disdainful voice as if he could understand the comments of black fans.
Then, he rolled another big white eye at the camera.
"Is this dog really smart? If it didn't look like a dog, I would think he is a human being."
"Damn it! There's a dog mocking me!"
"Fifteen is protecting the anchor lady? My boyfriend is Max!"
Regarding Fifteen's move, many fans spoke out.
While the netizens were commenting fiercely, a special effect of a rocket flashed in the live broadcast room.
"Damn it, boss, 666."
"Rocket, he's a local tyrant."
Before the netizens could recover, the second rocket was swiped, and there were other small gifts and so on.
"Meow~meow~" It's all money!money!
Xu Shiwu blinked and blinked his eyes to be cute, which was completely different from the attitude of the black fan just now.
"I didn't expect this dog to have two sides. I've seen it."
"It's so cute, my heart melts!"
"I want to take Xu Shiwu home! Is there anyone together?"
……
For a while, the comments were all occupied by fans, and the former black fans were turned back as soon as they spoke.
There were a lot fewer black fans in the live broadcast room, and the atmosphere suddenly became more harmonious.
Seeing these comments, Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh.
But of course she couldn't forget the business, which was to teach Xu Shishi a lesson when he went out without permission!
"Meow!" After a scream, Xu Shiwu's ears were pulled up and his ears hung in the air.
"Meow?" Seeing Gu Xiaoxiao's angry look, Xu Shiwu immediately tried to please her.
Didn't I intentionally make Gu Xiaoxiao worry...
"Let me tell you, it's useless to be cute now!" Gu Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.
"There are so many bad guys out there, if you lose it, what will I do!"
"You can't go out without permission in the future, do you know that!"
Gu Xiaoxiao said seriously, and it was obvious that she cared about Xu Shiwu.
"Meow." Xu Shiwu nodded seriously.
"Hey, Gu Xiaoxiao came and taught Xu Shiwu a lesson."
"Did Xu Shiwu offend Gu Xiaoxiao? But Xu Shiwu is too cute, take him away!"
"Let go of that dog, let me bully him!"
Netizens in the live broadcast commented one after another, and Gu Xiaoxiao put Xu Shiwu on the chair.
If you know your mistakes, correct them, you are a good boy.
"I don't know what to broadcast today, so let's make dumplings for everyone!"
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