The day I live with the goddess
Chapter 3 Fuck
Before Su Jingjing could figure out if she had heard it wrong, the comments in the comment area started frantically swiping again.
"Fuck! This Erha can not only type, but also talk? This wave of investment is not a loss."
"Is it really not my auditory hallucination? Is Erha really speaking?"
"It's true, brother, I think Gouzi's pronunciation is very clear!"
"It's scary. Do you need so many skills to be a dog now? I didn't expect that being a human is tiring, but being a dog is also so tiring!"
"Erha is really the best of Tihua!"
"No, obviously she will be Ling Juding's show!"
……
Su Jingjing was really dumbfounded. If the dog's eyes were not so innocent, she would have wondered if something was possessing her dog.
What kind of Wenquxing went down to earth to save many students, the kind who inadvertently attached himself to his own dog.
When Su Jingjing was in a daze, the comments in the comment area were so wonderful that it was almost impossible to read.
It also made people who accidentally clicked into the live broadcast room a little confused.
"If you don't understand, just ask. Dare to ask, what makes you guys so surprised?"
"Oh, here's a newcomer, let me tell you that this Erha can type and talk!"
"Yes, little brother, it's not a loss if you invest in shares!"
"What? Can you type?? Dogs can talk?!"
"Why don't you believe it, little brother? Why don't you let your dog type and talk live?"
The audience's proposal was quickly echoed by others.
"Yeah, anchor, let your Erha live and type? I can't hear the words very clearly."
"Anything is fine, as long as Gouzi broadcasts live."
"Hurry up, Erha, give the newcomer a show!"
Seeing this, Su Jingjing also felt that the audience's opinion was feasible, but... she was not sure whether Gu Shiwu's performance just now was accidental, or if this ability really existed.
As if seeing Su Jingjing's concerns, Gu Shiwu waved his dog's paw and typed another line on the keyboard.
[Come here, whoever is afraid of whom! 】——This comment comes from the host.
"Fuck! Erha really knows how to type!"
"Hahahaha, 666666."
Seeing this, Su Jingjing's eyes widened, she patted Gu Shiwu's head, and exclaimed, "My God, Shiwu, why are you so good! You eat wood every day, I thought your IQ was just like this Well, beep..."
Gu Shiwu unceremoniously rolled his eyes, swept his tail, and slapped Su Jingjing again.
Woman, you have to give me room to play.
"Fifteen! It's a live broadcast! At least give me some face!"
"No..." is another tough single syllable.
"Fifteen! Don't think that you are great just because you can speak and type! At least you should give others a little face!" Su Jingjing covered her face, aggrieved.
Su Jingjing was already good-looking, and her voice was even more crisp. Pretending to be innocent didn't violate harmony at all, but it made people want to protect her.
The interaction of one person and one dog caused another discussion in the comments.
Some praised Su Jingjing for being cute, others praised Gu Shiwu for being awesome, and so on.
Su Jingjing found that in just ten minutes, the number of followers in her live broadcast room had soared to triple digits.
Su Jingjing was shocked!
She simply got up and moved another chair, hugged Gu Shiwu, and moved aside herself, so that Gu Shiwu's entire dog was exposed in the camera.
That being the case, come on!
The live broadcast has officially started.
Su Jingjing got up, and started to greet the camera, "Hello, everyone, then we will start a new round of live broadcast! The silly and fat Erha next to me is called Shiwu, and it is today The anchor pull!"
"I'm Su Jingjing, today's guest host! Please move your little fingers, give us a follow and like."
"Your attention is the driving force for us to move forward!"
After Su Jingjing made some polite remarks, Gu Shiwu found that there were obviously fewer comments.
The gradually calming comment section made Su Jingjing very embarrassed. She sat on the chair and didn't know what to do for a while.
She blushed quietly, and looked at Gu Shiwu as if asking for help.
"Fifteen...what should I do, I'm so embarrassed..."
Gu Shiwu's dog's eyes drooped, and the dog's paw typed out another line of words on the keyboard.
[What age is it, little old girl, and such an opening method! Discos in the 80s are not so neat anymore, you made it? 】
Gu Shiwu's words blew up the calm comment area again.
"I'll wipe it, hahahahahaha, what a bad dog!"
"I'm going, Erha can really type? Can he understand human language?!"
"The world is so big, there are no surprises. At this moment, in this situation, in the face of such a strange phenomenon, there is only one sentence in my mind - damn it, awesome!"
"I'm the only one wondering if Erha is a Northeast dog? This Northeast accent is quite unique!"
"Sister anchor, don't blush, I will give you a trick. What to do if the dog is disobedient, it is probably used to it, just give it a good beating."
"Hahaha, don't make trouble upstairs!"
"No, one person begged the anchor to beat the dog!"
"Upstairs, two blood books!"
"Fuck! This Erha can not only type, but also talk? This wave of investment is not a loss."
"Is it really not my auditory hallucination? Is Erha really speaking?"
"It's true, brother, I think Gouzi's pronunciation is very clear!"
"It's scary. Do you need so many skills to be a dog now? I didn't expect that being a human is tiring, but being a dog is also so tiring!"
"Erha is really the best of Tihua!"
"No, obviously she will be Ling Juding's show!"
……
Su Jingjing was really dumbfounded. If the dog's eyes were not so innocent, she would have wondered if something was possessing her dog.
What kind of Wenquxing went down to earth to save many students, the kind who inadvertently attached himself to his own dog.
When Su Jingjing was in a daze, the comments in the comment area were so wonderful that it was almost impossible to read.
It also made people who accidentally clicked into the live broadcast room a little confused.
"If you don't understand, just ask. Dare to ask, what makes you guys so surprised?"
"Oh, here's a newcomer, let me tell you that this Erha can type and talk!"
"Yes, little brother, it's not a loss if you invest in shares!"
"What? Can you type?? Dogs can talk?!"
"Why don't you believe it, little brother? Why don't you let your dog type and talk live?"
The audience's proposal was quickly echoed by others.
"Yeah, anchor, let your Erha live and type? I can't hear the words very clearly."
"Anything is fine, as long as Gouzi broadcasts live."
"Hurry up, Erha, give the newcomer a show!"
Seeing this, Su Jingjing also felt that the audience's opinion was feasible, but... she was not sure whether Gu Shiwu's performance just now was accidental, or if this ability really existed.
As if seeing Su Jingjing's concerns, Gu Shiwu waved his dog's paw and typed another line on the keyboard.
[Come here, whoever is afraid of whom! 】——This comment comes from the host.
"Fuck! Erha really knows how to type!"
"Hahahaha, 666666."
Seeing this, Su Jingjing's eyes widened, she patted Gu Shiwu's head, and exclaimed, "My God, Shiwu, why are you so good! You eat wood every day, I thought your IQ was just like this Well, beep..."
Gu Shiwu unceremoniously rolled his eyes, swept his tail, and slapped Su Jingjing again.
Woman, you have to give me room to play.
"Fifteen! It's a live broadcast! At least give me some face!"
"No..." is another tough single syllable.
"Fifteen! Don't think that you are great just because you can speak and type! At least you should give others a little face!" Su Jingjing covered her face, aggrieved.
Su Jingjing was already good-looking, and her voice was even more crisp. Pretending to be innocent didn't violate harmony at all, but it made people want to protect her.
The interaction of one person and one dog caused another discussion in the comments.
Some praised Su Jingjing for being cute, others praised Gu Shiwu for being awesome, and so on.
Su Jingjing found that in just ten minutes, the number of followers in her live broadcast room had soared to triple digits.
Su Jingjing was shocked!
She simply got up and moved another chair, hugged Gu Shiwu, and moved aside herself, so that Gu Shiwu's entire dog was exposed in the camera.
That being the case, come on!
The live broadcast has officially started.
Su Jingjing got up, and started to greet the camera, "Hello, everyone, then we will start a new round of live broadcast! The silly and fat Erha next to me is called Shiwu, and it is today The anchor pull!"
"I'm Su Jingjing, today's guest host! Please move your little fingers, give us a follow and like."
"Your attention is the driving force for us to move forward!"
After Su Jingjing made some polite remarks, Gu Shiwu found that there were obviously fewer comments.
The gradually calming comment section made Su Jingjing very embarrassed. She sat on the chair and didn't know what to do for a while.
She blushed quietly, and looked at Gu Shiwu as if asking for help.
"Fifteen...what should I do, I'm so embarrassed..."
Gu Shiwu's dog's eyes drooped, and the dog's paw typed out another line of words on the keyboard.
[What age is it, little old girl, and such an opening method! Discos in the 80s are not so neat anymore, you made it? 】
Gu Shiwu's words blew up the calm comment area again.
"I'll wipe it, hahahahahaha, what a bad dog!"
"I'm going, Erha can really type? Can he understand human language?!"
"The world is so big, there are no surprises. At this moment, in this situation, in the face of such a strange phenomenon, there is only one sentence in my mind - damn it, awesome!"
"I'm the only one wondering if Erha is a Northeast dog? This Northeast accent is quite unique!"
"Sister anchor, don't blush, I will give you a trick. What to do if the dog is disobedient, it is probably used to it, just give it a good beating."
"Hahaha, don't make trouble upstairs!"
"No, one person begged the anchor to beat the dog!"
"Upstairs, two blood books!"
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