I set up a stall in the heavens
Chapter 414 Brother, You Do That One Line
Li Changfeng was instantly unhappy, and immediately took out his mobile phone and said, "Boy, don't look down on me, I'll call now, I'll come pick me up later, just wait for me!"
Hahaha!The handsome security guard continued to laugh.
Another fat security guard who also came over to watch the excitement also laughed like a fat toad.
Looking at Li Changfeng's eyes is like looking at a fool.
Seeing that Li Changfeng really wanted to make a phone call, the handsome security guard immediately said in displeasure: "Boy, don't pretend, get out of here, do you know where this is? It's either rich or expensive, don't make me feel uncomfortable!"
The handsome security guard snapped his fingers at the fat security guard, and followed the two of them to grab Li Changfeng's arms, one on the left and one on the right, trying to get Li Changfeng off the tricycle.
"Damn it, don't force me, you two, I will do my best!" Li Changfeng couldn't help threatening.
It's just that this handsome security guard is a bit snobbish, and he's actually not very aggressive, otherwise he wouldn't be able to resist gossip and Taijiquan teachings to be a man.
Unexpectedly, when Li Changfeng said this, the handsome security guard and the fat security guard laughed even harder.
"Fuck, brother, can you stop talking, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying laughing!"
The handsome security guard said a word, and immediately the strength of his arms disappeared, and he bent down and started laughing.
Because it was difficult for the fat security guard to squat down, he pressed his stomach with one hand and his back with the other, looked up at the sky, and burst out laughing loudly.
"..." Li Changfeng fell into a long period of sluggishness.
He didn't realize how ridiculous he was.
So, he couldn't help but asked the handsome security guard back: "I said what's the matter with you, what's wrong with me when I said I know kung fu? What's so funny. If you laugh again, I'll hit you. It's very hot!"
Unexpectedly, the handsome security guard took a look at Li Changfeng, and then started laughing again, laughing so much that he almost sat down on the ground.
The fat security guard smiled and his stomach throbbed, and he quickly waved to Li Changfeng and said, "Brother, can you stop talking, my stomach hurts so much!"
The handsome security guard stepped forward and hugged Li Changfeng's shoulders, and said with strange eyes: "Oh my god, brother, you are so funny, I almost spit out my dinner, no, brother, don't go, you stay Continue bragging to us, like this, if you really want to go in, I will take you around the community during the day, and forget about it at night, in case something happens, it’s hard to say!"
"That's right, brother, are you handsome?" The fat security guard just eased the tension in his belly, and couldn't help asking with a smile.
When Li Changfeng heard this, he immediately described Min Lu's appearance and figure.
In a nutshell, the breasts and thighs are long and beautiful.
This made the two security guards even more unconvinced. They both said that Li Changfeng was bragging. They said Li Changfeng was bragging again and again, but they continued to ask Li Changfeng to let him continue bragging.
"Then have you played together? Several times a day, or once a few days, I heard that the current beauties, looking at each and every one of them, are actually not worse than the old men. I don't know how you feel about your small body." Can't you?"
There is no lower limit for the fat security guard.
The handsome security guard also quickly echoed: "Most of the beauties nowadays look pure and pure, but they are like wolfs and tigers. I used to have a girlfriend who was pretty and had a good figure. She went to the gym every day and had good physical strength. I can't even bear it, let me tell you, I was taking wolfberry supplements every day, and I was under a lot of pressure, so I can't do it. Man, it's not easy!"
Hearing this, Li Changfeng, who originally wanted to belittle the handsome guy's security guard, couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at him, who is also a fallen man in Tianya.
"Well, I hear what you mean, you broke up with your girlfriend in the end!" Li Changfeng said with some doubts.
Hearing this, the handsome security guard immediately showed a look of disappointment on his face.
Following the fat security guard, he waved his hands and said, "Brother, don't mention his sad things. His ex-girlfriend finally got married to a fitness trainer. It is said that the fitness trainer is very strong, and then..."
Coach Fat Pier shook his head sighing.
The handsome security guard looked annoyed.
Li Changfeng's brain suddenly twitched, and he asked again: "Well, buddy, what is your problem?"
The handsome security guard immediately blew his hair, his eyes were angry and he said: "Go to hell, what's wrong with you, I'm fine, go away..."
Fuck!Li Changfeng looked at the handsome security guard with weird eyes, and his heart became more and more certain.
At this moment, a beautiful figure galloped out of the community.
With waist-length hair loose, Min Lu trotted out of the gate of the community in a cool translucent silk nightdress, and rushed towards Li Changfeng with a face full of surprise.
"Brother Feng, why are you still at the door? Didn't you say you arrived early?" Min Luqiao's face showed a red glow, and she walked forward impatiently, blocking the face of the security guards of the two sand sculptures, and hugging Li Changfeng arm.
The handsome security guard looked at the scene in front of him with distracted eyes, and his mind could not be dissipated for a long time.
This beautiful and handsome security guard knows him. Although he doesn't know his name, he drives a Porsche Cayenne in and out every day. He is absolutely white and rich.
Such a beautiful woman has killed the ex-girlfriend of the handsome security guard countless times.
But such a beautiful woman would be with a guy wearing cheap T-shirt and jeans.
What kind of fairy routine is this?
This is completely impossible, isn't it?
The handsome security guard had question marks all over his face.
At this time, he was shocked to find that what Li Changfeng boasted just now, which made them laugh, turned out to be true.
"Damn it, I saw that beautiful woman's breasts were crushed just now. Fuck, that kid is really, unbelievable, unbelievable!" The fat security guard looked shocked.
"What do you think this guy does? His clothes are so ordinary, and the beauty is so enthusiastic. He can't be that guy, right?" The handsome security guard then began to make immoral associations.
"What?" The fat security guard didn't react for a moment.
"That's the one, the one that specializes in serving beauties, the ones that are particularly good at that?" The handsome security guard began to perform ostentatiously.
It was a long night, and when the two security guards were unscrupulously telling the story, Li Changfeng had already been pushed to the bed by Min Lu.
It was another long night to review homework and unlock new poses.
By the time Li Changfeng left Min Lu's [-]-square-floor single-family luxury mansion, Min Lu had already unlocked the record-breaking tenth position and fell into a coma.
Even when Li Changfeng left, she didn't notice at all.
Just when Li Changfeng walked to the gate of the community in good spirits and was about to leave on his tricycle, he was suddenly stopped by a handsome security guard with a tired face.
"Wait!" The handsome security guard yelled, rubbed his sleepy eye bags, and trotted forward.
"Do you have something to do?" Li Changfeng managed to tidy up Min Lu comfortably. He was in a good mood, but he was not in a hurry to leave.
"Well, brother, you are in that line of work, and you are very capable in that area, right? Why don't you teach me that experience!" The handsome security guard had a secretive expression on his face.
"..." Li Changfeng's expression was a little messy.
What do you mean, I don't understand, which line do you do, which line do I do?
Li Changfeng's originally beautiful mood suddenly became unbeautiful, and he wished he could directly slap this annoying guy to death with Baguazhang.
"Brother, I don't want you for nothing. If you can help me improve my ability in that area, I promise not to let you suffer!" The handsome security guard immediately made a gesture of thousands.
Li Changfeng's eyes lit up instantly, shit, isn't this the client of my medicine?
Hahaha!The handsome security guard continued to laugh.
Another fat security guard who also came over to watch the excitement also laughed like a fat toad.
Looking at Li Changfeng's eyes is like looking at a fool.
Seeing that Li Changfeng really wanted to make a phone call, the handsome security guard immediately said in displeasure: "Boy, don't pretend, get out of here, do you know where this is? It's either rich or expensive, don't make me feel uncomfortable!"
The handsome security guard snapped his fingers at the fat security guard, and followed the two of them to grab Li Changfeng's arms, one on the left and one on the right, trying to get Li Changfeng off the tricycle.
"Damn it, don't force me, you two, I will do my best!" Li Changfeng couldn't help threatening.
It's just that this handsome security guard is a bit snobbish, and he's actually not very aggressive, otherwise he wouldn't be able to resist gossip and Taijiquan teachings to be a man.
Unexpectedly, when Li Changfeng said this, the handsome security guard and the fat security guard laughed even harder.
"Fuck, brother, can you stop talking, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying laughing!"
The handsome security guard said a word, and immediately the strength of his arms disappeared, and he bent down and started laughing.
Because it was difficult for the fat security guard to squat down, he pressed his stomach with one hand and his back with the other, looked up at the sky, and burst out laughing loudly.
"..." Li Changfeng fell into a long period of sluggishness.
He didn't realize how ridiculous he was.
So, he couldn't help but asked the handsome security guard back: "I said what's the matter with you, what's wrong with me when I said I know kung fu? What's so funny. If you laugh again, I'll hit you. It's very hot!"
Unexpectedly, the handsome security guard took a look at Li Changfeng, and then started laughing again, laughing so much that he almost sat down on the ground.
The fat security guard smiled and his stomach throbbed, and he quickly waved to Li Changfeng and said, "Brother, can you stop talking, my stomach hurts so much!"
The handsome security guard stepped forward and hugged Li Changfeng's shoulders, and said with strange eyes: "Oh my god, brother, you are so funny, I almost spit out my dinner, no, brother, don't go, you stay Continue bragging to us, like this, if you really want to go in, I will take you around the community during the day, and forget about it at night, in case something happens, it’s hard to say!"
"That's right, brother, are you handsome?" The fat security guard just eased the tension in his belly, and couldn't help asking with a smile.
When Li Changfeng heard this, he immediately described Min Lu's appearance and figure.
In a nutshell, the breasts and thighs are long and beautiful.
This made the two security guards even more unconvinced. They both said that Li Changfeng was bragging. They said Li Changfeng was bragging again and again, but they continued to ask Li Changfeng to let him continue bragging.
"Then have you played together? Several times a day, or once a few days, I heard that the current beauties, looking at each and every one of them, are actually not worse than the old men. I don't know how you feel about your small body." Can't you?"
There is no lower limit for the fat security guard.
The handsome security guard also quickly echoed: "Most of the beauties nowadays look pure and pure, but they are like wolfs and tigers. I used to have a girlfriend who was pretty and had a good figure. She went to the gym every day and had good physical strength. I can't even bear it, let me tell you, I was taking wolfberry supplements every day, and I was under a lot of pressure, so I can't do it. Man, it's not easy!"
Hearing this, Li Changfeng, who originally wanted to belittle the handsome guy's security guard, couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at him, who is also a fallen man in Tianya.
"Well, I hear what you mean, you broke up with your girlfriend in the end!" Li Changfeng said with some doubts.
Hearing this, the handsome security guard immediately showed a look of disappointment on his face.
Following the fat security guard, he waved his hands and said, "Brother, don't mention his sad things. His ex-girlfriend finally got married to a fitness trainer. It is said that the fitness trainer is very strong, and then..."
Coach Fat Pier shook his head sighing.
The handsome security guard looked annoyed.
Li Changfeng's brain suddenly twitched, and he asked again: "Well, buddy, what is your problem?"
The handsome security guard immediately blew his hair, his eyes were angry and he said: "Go to hell, what's wrong with you, I'm fine, go away..."
Fuck!Li Changfeng looked at the handsome security guard with weird eyes, and his heart became more and more certain.
At this moment, a beautiful figure galloped out of the community.
With waist-length hair loose, Min Lu trotted out of the gate of the community in a cool translucent silk nightdress, and rushed towards Li Changfeng with a face full of surprise.
"Brother Feng, why are you still at the door? Didn't you say you arrived early?" Min Luqiao's face showed a red glow, and she walked forward impatiently, blocking the face of the security guards of the two sand sculptures, and hugging Li Changfeng arm.
The handsome security guard looked at the scene in front of him with distracted eyes, and his mind could not be dissipated for a long time.
This beautiful and handsome security guard knows him. Although he doesn't know his name, he drives a Porsche Cayenne in and out every day. He is absolutely white and rich.
Such a beautiful woman has killed the ex-girlfriend of the handsome security guard countless times.
But such a beautiful woman would be with a guy wearing cheap T-shirt and jeans.
What kind of fairy routine is this?
This is completely impossible, isn't it?
The handsome security guard had question marks all over his face.
At this time, he was shocked to find that what Li Changfeng boasted just now, which made them laugh, turned out to be true.
"Damn it, I saw that beautiful woman's breasts were crushed just now. Fuck, that kid is really, unbelievable, unbelievable!" The fat security guard looked shocked.
"What do you think this guy does? His clothes are so ordinary, and the beauty is so enthusiastic. He can't be that guy, right?" The handsome security guard then began to make immoral associations.
"What?" The fat security guard didn't react for a moment.
"That's the one, the one that specializes in serving beauties, the ones that are particularly good at that?" The handsome security guard began to perform ostentatiously.
It was a long night, and when the two security guards were unscrupulously telling the story, Li Changfeng had already been pushed to the bed by Min Lu.
It was another long night to review homework and unlock new poses.
By the time Li Changfeng left Min Lu's [-]-square-floor single-family luxury mansion, Min Lu had already unlocked the record-breaking tenth position and fell into a coma.
Even when Li Changfeng left, she didn't notice at all.
Just when Li Changfeng walked to the gate of the community in good spirits and was about to leave on his tricycle, he was suddenly stopped by a handsome security guard with a tired face.
"Wait!" The handsome security guard yelled, rubbed his sleepy eye bags, and trotted forward.
"Do you have something to do?" Li Changfeng managed to tidy up Min Lu comfortably. He was in a good mood, but he was not in a hurry to leave.
"Well, brother, you are in that line of work, and you are very capable in that area, right? Why don't you teach me that experience!" The handsome security guard had a secretive expression on his face.
"..." Li Changfeng's expression was a little messy.
What do you mean, I don't understand, which line do you do, which line do I do?
Li Changfeng's originally beautiful mood suddenly became unbeautiful, and he wished he could directly slap this annoying guy to death with Baguazhang.
"Brother, I don't want you for nothing. If you can help me improve my ability in that area, I promise not to let you suffer!" The handsome security guard immediately made a gesture of thousands.
Li Changfeng's eyes lit up instantly, shit, isn't this the client of my medicine?
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