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"Stop, stop, stop, you don't need to say, I understand this!"

Seeing that the court lady was about to speak, Yang Mingyu hurriedly stopped.

The maid was not in a hurry, she still smiled and stretched out her hand as if to please.

Seeing this, Yang Mingyu's mouth twitched for a while. As himself who was admitted to Tsinghua University in his previous life, his best subject is history.

And he was very fortunate to read a story about how the ancient palace personnel went to the toilet and operated it.

If ordinary people are okay, they can just scrape with a toilet chip, that is, a piece of bamboo, but as members of the royal family, they must be countless times higher than ordinary people.

And these in front of him just fit the combination of several things he had seen before!
The black "little sedan chair" is something called an official room. Simply put, it is a toilet cubicle with a toilet, also called a toilet. If you don't like it, you can change it to a squat toilet.

The big wooden basin is placed at the bottom to catch stool, the small copper stove is placed on the edge of the wooden basin to warm the buttocks, and the water and satin cloth are of course used for cleaning.

And the small jujube is not eaten, it is stuffed in the nose to get rid of the smell!
Yang Mingyu really didn't expect such a thing to exist in the fairy world!Or how could this be possible!

It stands to reason that immortals don't have the reincarnation of five grains. In layman's terms, how could a little fairy shit!

But the problem lies here, why does the fairy world have such a complete set of that...

"Forget it, I won't go, you guys go on, I'm a little irritable."

Originally, it was false to say that he had to go to the toilet, it was purely for the sake of slipping away, after all, it was not the time to go to court, so he didn't need to be there by himself.

The previous two maids covered their mouths and smiled when they heard this, of course they also knew that Yang Mingyu was trying to get away.

But why are there these things? Although there are no ordinary immortals in the fairy world, there are low-level monks.

And they can't stop eating and drinking, and even some monks also pay attention to the indispensable reincarnation of grains, so even if they become immortals, they will make physiological reactions on their own.

Furthermore, in some cases, diarrhea will occur after washing the meridians, so this kind of thing is also needed.

For ordinary people, this is the Imperial Palace, so the overall facilities are a bit luxurious.

Seeing that Yang Mingyu was no longer yelling to go to the bathroom, the two maids snickered first, and then waved their hands to let everyone out.

It's just that Yang Mingyu had to endure the long-winded mental torture again.

"My lord, please calm down!"

"My lord, please pay attention!"

……

On the other side of the court, after the routine prayers, it was the process of starting to play and ebbing when there was nothing to do.

"The Emperor is here!"

Following a shrill and drawn-out eunuch's shout, Immortal Emperor Yunluo, dressed in a platinum dragon robe that shone like stars, slowly walked from one side onto the emperor's chair in the center!

As soon as Yun Luo arrived, four men with different appearances but all wearing blue official uniforms in the court hall below immediately looked at each other.

Their eyes were full of teasing and control, as if everything was firmly in his hands.

"All the Qing families are flat!"

Yun Luo spread his hands and stroked upwards. The moment he sat down, his palms naturally hung aside, and everyone below shouted and stood up.

Looking at the people with different expressions on the clothes arranged below, especially the four people in the lead, Yun Luo immediately thought something bad was going on in his heart, thinking that there must be something big going on today.

Even so, Yun Luo didn't have the slightest fear in his heart, but was calm as usual, and said: "Why don't you see General Li Tian!"

As soon as the words were spoken, a young eunuch at the side took a step forward timidly and said in a low voice.

"Your Majesty, General Li Tian is about to break through to the peak of Immortal King, so it is inconvenient for him to go to court, and he has already retreated."

"The peak of the Immortal King, this is a good thing. General Li Tian has worked hard for the country, and it is not easy to achieve such an achievement. I agree!"

As soon as Yun Luo said something, the four people below exchanged glances with each other, as if they were trying to force the palace.

"Emperor! I don't know if I should say something or not!"

"Wang Taishi's words are wrong. You are a veteran minister in the court. Besides, if there is something important, it is natural to say it."

"Then you are welcome!"

Wang Tianying, who was wearing a blue first-grade court uniform, immediately cupped his hands in a somewhat arrogant manner.

"Does the emperor know that my Yunluo Immortal Territory is already terminally ill! I wonder if the emperor has a solution?"

Hearing this, Yun Luo pretended to be calm, and glanced lightly at the remaining three people. After all, these four guys couldn't bear it anymore. It seems that the plan was advanced!
With a thought in Yunluo's mind, an invisible streamer instantly burst out from the court hall and disappeared into the void.

"Teacher Wang, my Yunluo Immortal Territory has been flourishing in national power these days, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the offerings to various places have been enriched every ten thousand years. Why do you say that?"

Yun Luo asked questioningly, and then turned his gaze to Li Can, the general of Tianwu standing beside him.

The next moment, as he expected, Li Can on the side immediately cupped his hands and said: "Emperor, what the old grand master said is not false!"

"Before, cracks appeared in the Tingluo area, causing the mountains and rivers to shift, and the sun and the moon to rotate. Although our domain fought hard, more than hundreds of thousands of people were still captured by the evil tribes outside the domain!"

"Not only that, but the people who fled have been influenced by the evil race, and they refuse to obey our control, and are determined to become kings on their own!"

"If today's calamities and man-made disasters gather together, and our domain is in danger, then even threaten to pull you off the horse and humiliate the emperor!"

Having said that, although Li Can stopped, Chen Hui, the leader of the six departments on the left, took over the conversation immediately.

Chen Hui sighed for a while, and then looked very sad, sighed and said, "Oh! It's really suffering, it's appalling!"

"I still remember that when the Star Emperor was still in power, nothing happened!"

While Chen Hui was talking, she raised her head and seemed to be looking at Yun Luo with her eyes, and Yun Luo was about to explain.

Immediately the last of the four, Prime Minister Zhao Qingkui, continued immediately without giving Yun Luo any chance to breathe.

"There are more than emperors, there are more! The southeastern border wars and barbarians harass the border, but we have fought for a long time without success, and the monthly cost is a huge fortune!"

"I remember very clearly that Jun Xiang asked for 400 million high-grade fairy crystals more than a month ago! In addition, there are millions of sets of low-grade battle armor, as well as various healing medicines and food!"

"If things go on like this, no matter how prosperous my Yunluo Immortal Territory is, I'm afraid it will be exhausted one day!"

"And this matter, Lord Dijun, you can ask, every subject present is very clear about it!"

As soon as this remark came out, other ministers except the four also nodded in agreement.

But it is not known whether it is for the sake of the country with true feelings, coercion, or interests.
Listening to these words that seemed to be concerned about Xianyu, Yun Luo became anxious for a while, and unconsciously tightened his hands on the dragon chair a lot.

Is this caring?
This is clearly pointing at Sang and scolding Huai!
Using these things to say that he, the emperor, has nothing to do, only knows theories and thoughts, is not as good as his master at all!
Faced with this kind of humiliation, even Yun Luo, who has always been benevolent, wanted to knock their heads off with a stick!
But at this moment, she could only grit her teeth and say calmly: "Then what can you do?"

"Dijun, your master Xinghuang Immortal Emperor is a heavenly genius, with both benevolence and righteousness, and extraordinary martial arts! This has created the fourth glory of my Yunluo Immortal Territory!"

"Emperor, you have worked so hard for the Immortal Territory. We all see it and deeply admire it! But the state affairs are heavy, and Mrs. Wang is known for her virtues."

"Therefore, my suggestion is that it is better for you, the Immortal Emperor, to quickly retreat and achieve the Immortal Venerable to settle this matter in one fell swoop. During this period, the three of us and the old grand master will be in charge of the government for you. What do you think?"

Chen Hui stepped forward with a big stride, and said impassionedly, as if he had sacrificed his life for the country, as if he was really thinking about the country and the people.

But Yun Luo couldn't tell, this is about to force the palace!And with such high-sounding words!It's just too deceiving!

Yun Luo was already very angry and laughed back at this time, she gritted her teeth and forced a smile on her face.

"The emperor is young now, and there is still some time before the realm of the immortal, so why do you need the four to assist in discussing politics?"

Li Can, the general of Tianwu, stepped forward immediately, with a humble and embarrassed look on the surface.

"It has been 9000 million years since the emperor ascended the throne! Although he is old, he seems to have been harsh on the old ministers and belittled him! All the court officials and their families are resentful, so I think you may not be suitable Manage the government."

"I and everyone in the Immortal Realm know that you have amazing talent and are currently the youngest Immortal Emperor, but no one is perfect!"

"This is not a lie, after all, there was such an emperor in the Immortal Realm of the Underworld 16 billion years ago!"

"That's why I and the other four really don't want to see Yunluo Xianyu collapse, so I have to say something to offend the emperor. It is really disrespectful. I ask the emperor to forgive me, but this is still true. Please think twice!"

"After all, the prosperity of Yunluo Immortal Territory is what your master Star Emperor Immortal Emperor has been praying for!"

Looking at the group of blood-sucking guys who don't frown and eat people without blinking, Yun Luo is already extremely angry, it's just nonsense!

If you say that you are not good to the former ministers, then you let these guys make some achievements!

The older generation amassed wealth and power, and the younger generation ran amok and bullied men and women. Has there ever been any contribution to Xianyu?
As long as they can do a little bit, even if it is to fight for a little bit of welfare for the people of Liming, she will not say to suppress it!

Obviously you did something wrong, but you blame me instead!Now it is even more about forcing the palace to seize power!

"Okay! Really good! I really didn't expect you to take off your disguise so quickly!"

"You! What do you say for the country and the people, and cooperate with the government,"

"You, what are you saying, you are a teacher of sages with both benevolence and righteousness?"

"You, what did you say that you will do your best and die!"

"You, what are you talking about seeking welfare, four people governing the country!"

Yun Luo slapped the dragon chair fiercely in his heart, the thunderous sound was like the wrath of the sky, and the roaring sound filled the entire court!

"Presumptuous, it's so presumptuous!" Yun Luo roared.

Although she is a woman at this moment, she is like an ancient angry dragon waking up, and the angry fireworks are almost approaching everyone's side!
"How dare you talk about Your Majesty! Intending to seize power and usurp the throne! What a coward!"

"General Tianyu!"

With Yun Luo's angry roar, the originally closed gate of the court hall was suddenly pushed open with a huge roar!