Wanjie Village Chief

Seeing the bird droppings on his head and face, Lin Chi was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, but he couldn't say anything.

Lin Chi thought he was unlucky, and went to the nearby sink to wash off all the dirt on his face. Fortunately, although the equipment in the village was relatively backward, the things he bought outside were not considered backward.

But this time the water pipe was quite magical. I simply washed my face and planned to spend two days in the village, but I didn't expect other things to happen.

Lin Chi just went out to look around, only to find that the footwashing water that someone had just splashed outside, just happened to be splashed on him again. These are the new clothes he just changed into!

"Village Chief, I don't know when you came back. I'm really sorry. I saw that there was no talent just now..."

Lin Chi could only wave his hands helplessly when he heard such words. He could only admit that he was unlucky for three days, and he couldn't say anything. After all, blaming others was all due to his own unlucky. No matter how good the measures are, why not bear it silently.

"Village chief, where are you going? I heard that we are going to hold a customer party tonight. We thought you wouldn't come back, so we didn't tell you. notify."

Lin Chi smiled faintly and said that he doesn't mind, since everyone plans to hold a bonfire party, it doesn't matter whether he participates or not.

All of you can, since you all want to hold a bonfire party.

But this sentence did not come out of my mouth. After all, this was arranged by everyone in private. It is not very good to mess with everyone. Your plan is not very good. Maybe they have not arranged themselves in their hearts long ago. Is a strict boss.

Lin Chi suddenly felt a little sad when he thought of this, but Daji, who was splashing dirty water, said aggrievedly, then put down the basin, and hurried over to discuss with the others.

"You came back to the village today. Let's invite the village head to our bonfire party tonight. I see the village head looks sad."

Lin Chi's ears are better, and Daji's words can be heard very clearly, but he didn't expect that he would have such an image in the hearts of the villagers, and he was instantly moved.

As a result, I accidentally didn't pay attention to my feet, and suddenly I didn't know which child had just pulled the poop. It felt really good when Lin Chi stepped on it, and it splattered everywhere.

Daji and Di Renjie were discussing this matter, but they accidentally turned their heads and saw this scene. The two of them covered their eyes at the same time. They didn't expect the village chief to be so unlucky today. He was splashed with his own dirty water when he first went out. , You can still step on this thing while walking, everyone will look at it with long eyes, didn't the village chief pay attention when he went out today?

"What are you two watching? Watch the bonfire party. If you are happy, I will go. If you are not happy, I will go out of the village. Anyway, you are happy now."

Lin Chi blushed and said that he really couldn't bear to let them understand this scene, but he didn't want to say anything more.

I've been holding back my laughter on April Fool's Day for a long time. I saw the village head splashed by Daji's dirty water just now, and now he's wearing wet clothes and a child's poop on his feet. , it looks really...

Lin Chi hurriedly took off his shoes and threw them aside, but accidentally missed the trash can, and the feces splashed on him again.

The others standing at the door heard this scene and couldn't help laughing.

"When will the system punish me for such a small misfortune? Do you think I will compromise? I will not do such a thing in the future. Unless it is a good reward to send them back, I will not take this trip If I have time to spare, I won’t be able to do this if the village grows up.”

After Lin Chi changed his clothes, he took a shower several times. The smell of the new car was still lingering on his body just now. He couldn't help but took out the perfume he bought outside and sprayed it on his body a few times. The smell gradually disappeared. Disperse.

"You can't choose independently. You have already activated the system of the external village chief. Of course, you can't close it. If you leave the village without anyone to manage it, the outside world will fall into chaos."

The system came out to talk again, Lin Chi, I really didn't know what to say. As a result, I happened to bump into a child who was eating a lollipop, and it happened to be piled on the white shirt I had just changed.

The red boy was really embarrassed to hold the lollipop, and he was stunned. The lollipop stuck to Lin Chi's shirt, and he didn't know whether to take it back or put it where it was.

"Why am I still ignorant? I'm such an old man. After eating lollipops, no one in the village can eat lollipops. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

Seeing the village chief's furious look, everyone shut up and never dared to mention the bonfire party tonight.

Everyone has been planning this bonfire party for a long time. I messed it up because the village chief was unhappy once. Then they dare to hold any customer party in the future, and they dare not do other entertainment activities. After all, the village chief It's such a surprise to appear once.

"Okay, I'm kidding, you can play as you want, leave me alone, it's best to stay away from me, I'm unlucky today, if something happens to me and I get angry, don't mind."

Everyone curled their lips. Does the village chief still have a temper that is usually angry?Everyone gets angry when they see it, and no one cares about it anymore. The village head will not hit anyone except girls. As long as other adults and children pass through the village head's hands, the village head will never let them go. Basically, he will slap him, absolutely not Yes, when you take it easy.

"Lin Chi, are you okay now? I'm home now, and I'm worried, but I'm afraid that something will happen to you, so I plan to call the police."

Just as Lin Chi walked to the side of the village, he heard the phone ringing in his pocket, and was a little shocked when he saw the text message on it. He almost forgot about it.

Lin Chi hurriedly walked out of the village with his mobile phone and returned to the commissary.

"It's okay, I've already found out about the treasure. When I find it, I will notify the country and let the people of the country go to mine there, and I will get a reward fee. At that time, people will divide it up, and we will share it equally. .”

He Lingyou was a little surprised to hear this call, but he didn't expect that Lin Chi was thinking of himself at this time, and he was relieved.

Looking at the wound on my hand, I don't know what to do, should I say it?What he said seemed hypocritical. If he didn't say anything, the wound on his hand was already ulcerating rapidly, and if it continued like this, it might be more serious.