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"Oh, I didn't expect Big Brother Sun and Big Brother Pig to be saying such good things by Didi, and I'm really grateful to these two big brothers, but, Brother Niu, I have a very important matter. you say."

Hearing the mysterious tone of this kid, the Bull Demon King instantly became nervous. He didn't know why, but he felt very nervous. This kid must have some shocking secrets, and he wanted to tell him, so he came over and told Zhang Yu The two started chatting.

"What the hell are you talking to me, kid? You can tell me some shocking secrets. Besides, I think you, sister-in-law, came prepared for me. What do you want? Do you want to get from me? What are you extorting from me?"

It seems that the Bull Demon King is usually bullied very badly, so is he so neurotic?Zhang Yu had no choice but to try his best to please the Bull Demon King!
"By the way, Big Brother Niu, you don't know, right? I'm Big Brother Sun and Big Brother Zhu. If you don't trust me, then forget it, but can't you trust these two big brothers?"

When he heard what Zhang Yu said, the Bull Demon King also felt that this was the case. If he couldn't even believe Monkey King, then there were some brothers in this group, so he nodded.

"I still believe what you said. After all, Sun Wukong also said that he is my sworn brother. Well, what do you want to tell me? Tell me quickly!"

"Is that right? Brother Niu, can't you distrust your brothers so much in life? If you don't even trust your own brothers, who can you trust in the future? Right? Brother Niu, I want to tell you This matter is very important, you have to trust me!"

The Bull Demon King, who was made so mysterious by Zhang Yu, also became interested in an instant, so he discussed with Zhang Yu, what happened?

"Oh, don't play tricks on me here, okay? You brat, hurry up and tell me something, my old cow is busy too!"

It is estimated that this bull demon king is going to find that vixen again, he is really scumbag, just scolded his wife, and in front of the immortals, his face is not red and his ears are not red, I really did not expect this bull The Demon King turned out to be so thick-skinned.

But in any case, these are not related to Zhang Yu's business. Now Zhang Yu's main task is to quickly persuade the Bull Demon King to go home, so Zhang Yu mysteriously told the Bull Demon King about this matter.

"Brother Liu, you have to think about what I told you, and most importantly, Brother Niu, you have to think clearly. You can't be angry after hearing this!"

When Zhang Yu said this matter was so serious, the Bull Demon King suddenly felt that this matter was not so easy.

"I said, you brat, I'm afraid you're teasing me. What do you want to explain to me?"

"Oh, brother Niu, it's hard to talk about this matter, so I don't have the nerve to tell you. You are very good. I found that my sister-in-law seems to have stolen someone at home!"

As soon as he heard what Zhang Yu said, the Bull Demon King became furious in an instant, and cursed at Zhang Yu.

"I'm fucking going to beat you to death now. Believe it or not, you dare to say that my wife is stealing people outside. Do you think I'm dead? Let me tell you, if you talk nonsense here, I will never let you go." The disease is due to Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, and I will never let you go!"

"Oh, brother Niu, calm down, don't be so angry? I didn't say anything, I just told you the facts. If you really don't believe me, then go home and have a look, is it true? Yes, I’ve heard it spread from others, and I’ll borrow it now, many people already know about it, and it’s not just once or twice, otherwise, how could it have spread to me?”

Hearing that Zhang Yu said these things so skillfully, as if it was true, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to believe it, so he looked at Zhang Yu with some doubts.

"You kid is not really teasing me, you tell me clearly whether it is true or not, and how could it possibly reach you, you are just a person in this group It's just a fairy."

"That's right, Bull Demon King, Brother Niu, if it wasn't for this, how could I tell you this? In fact, many people in the group already know it, but the main reason why everyone is embarrassed to tell you is I love your face, so I might be ashamed to tell you, since everyone is embarrassed, I can't stand it, after all, you and Brother Sun are still sworn brothers, right?"

Hearing what Zhang Yu said, the Bull Demon King instantly felt that it made sense, so he nodded.

"So, for my big brother Sun, big brother, that's my big brother, if I don't help you, who will help you, so I told you about this, other people dare not tell you, I'm afraid of being beaten by you, I'm not honest, so I'm ashamed to tell you!"

When he heard what Zhang Yu said, the Bull Demon King instantly felt that this matter was really serious, and instantly became furious, as if he was about to kill someone!

"Tmd, it turns out that this thing is true. I've heard that Youfeng is this daughter. She wanted to do something when I was not at home. Because I was not at home before, I didn't dare. Now I really dare to do something." This kind of thing, see if I don't go back and beat this stinky bitch to death!"

When he heard the Bull Demon King speak so viciously, Zhang Yu became a little worried. If the two couples were really fighting so badly, wouldn't it be that he was acting as a hindrance?So Zhang Yu became a little worried and began to dissuade the Bull Demon King.

"Well, I don't think it's the fault of that big brother Niu. You're usually not at home, so it's because Mrs. Niu is too lonely, that's why she is outside. Don't be too impatient. Well, let's talk about this matter slowly, shall we?"

Originally, Zhang Yu knew that the Bull Demon King was very angry about this matter. If I tried to dissuade him from it, then I would only be even more angry, so Zhang Yu was just adding fuel to the fire.

"You fucking don't tell me, I think it's the most embarrassing thing to die, okay? If you dare to tell this matter, then I will never let you go, you brat, do you hear clearly? ?”