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"Su Yu, we're done, take your broken phone back."

On the quiet university campus, a woman in a dress looked at the young man in front of her proudly, and threw the iPhone in his hand into his arms.

Li Wenwen used to dream of wanting an Apple mobile phone, but now, she dismisses it.

boom--

Su Yu only felt a roar in his brain, and his mind went blank.

He couldn't believe that the indifferent woman in front of him was his girlfriend who had been with him for two years.

Su Yu is a rural child. In order to buy this mobile phone, he took part-time jobs every day besides going to class. After several months, he finally bought this mobile phone.

Today is Li Wenwen's birthday, he wanted to give her a surprise, but he didn't expect this to be the result.

"Why?" Su Yu's voice trembled.

"why?"

At this moment, a young man in a suit walked over from a distance and looked at Su Yu with a mocking expression.

"As poor as you are, you are worthy of love? Do you know how much I spent on Wenwen?" The young man in a suit sneered, "The LV bag on her body, Saint Laurent perfume, which one is less than [-]? If you take out the same thing, it will be enough for you to fight for a lifetime!"

Zhou Wentao?
Seeing this man, Su Yu suddenly understood that Zhou Wentao, the senior in the third year, owns a jewelry company at home. Comparing Su Yu and him, one is in the sky and the other is in the ground.

"Li Wenwen, you are really good, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Su Yu roared angrily, the veins on his forehead stood out because of his anger, it was terrifying.

"This is reality, you Su Yu can't give me happiness, why can't I find someone else?"

Su Wenwen looked at Su Yu with disdain, and said, "It's your fault for not having a good baby, and having a pair of mud-legged fathers. Your parents are worthless, and you will be worthless all your life!"

"You can say I can, don't talk about my parents!" Su Yu's voice was cold, and a pair of long and narrow eyes flashed with a sharp edge.

"Brother Zhou, I'm so scared." Li Wenwen was startled, and quickly retreated into Zhou Wentao's arms.

Zhou Wentao comforted Li Wenwen, and then Su Yu, who looked wary, said in a cold voice, "Su, what do you want to do? You want to hit my woman?"

"I won't hit her."

Su Yu looked at him and said, "Sooner or later, I will make you all kneel at my feet and apologize to me in front of everyone!"

"What? Get down on your knees and apologize to you?"

Zhou Wentao and the two were taken aback for a moment, and then they laughed out loud as if they heard the funniest joke in the world.

"Su Yu, Su Yu, until now, you still don't recognize the reality!"

Zhou Wentao laughed exaggeratedly, and the sarcasm in his eyes became more intense, and then he suddenly straightened his face, and said, "Okay, let's wait and see when you can get labor and management to kneel down and apologize to you!"

"go!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Wentao put his arms around Li Wenwen, and under the envious eyes of everyone, boarded a Bentley luxury car.

As for Su Yu, he became the laughing stock in everyone's eyes.

Ding--

At this moment, the brand new fruit phone turned on automatically.

"I remember that I didn't turn it on. Why did this phone turn on automatically? Could it be that I bought a counterfeit product?" Su Yu was a little puzzled, picked up the phone and looked, and immediately found something wrong.

"Ding, Linghu Chong has joined this group!"

"Ding, Yi Xiaochuan has joined this group!"

"Ding, Hu Yiba has joined this group!"

"..."

The information of these added people is frantically swiping the screen like they don't want money, but the nicknames of these people are too funny, right?

"These people are crazy, right? They actually took such a funny name."

Su Yu opened QQ and was about to quit the group, but a red envelope suddenly ran out.

Red envelope?

Su Yu's eyes lit up, and then clicked on the chat interface at a desperate speed, and then poked the red envelope interface.

He is poor now, even if he can grab a penny, that's fine.

Hands are slow, the red envelopes are gone.

Slow again!
I didn't get it again...

……

Su Yu looked at the phone depressedly. Five red envelopes in a row, but he didn't get any of them. Is this fucking funny?
"Have these douchebags been single for 20 years? This nima's hand speed has broken the watch." Su Yu was a little depressed.

Su Yu looked at the entire chat group carefully, only to find out that the group's name was—the chat group of heavens and ten thousand realms.

The level of the group is L1, and the level of the group members is also L1.

Is it so naughty?
Looking at the group leader again, I found that it was actually me, this damn fucked up.

When did I create such a group?

Wait, this is not my qq!
Su Yu took a closer look at the nickname, and found that it was an unknown QQ account, and his name was Venerable Samsara.

Did I buy a used phone?
Ding--

Another red envelope is coming!

Su Yu didn't care about thinking too much, and stretched out his hand in an instant.

The phone rang immediately, making Su Yu want to jump up in excitement.

"Grab it!"

Ding--

"Congratulations on grabbing Wei Xiaobao's red envelope - I love a piece of firewood."

As soon as the words fell, Su Yu felt that there was an extra medicine bottle in his hand, and when he looked down, it said - I love a firewood.

"I wipe it, is it really there?"

Su Yu was stunned for a moment, thinking that the people in this group were all funny, but unexpectedly, they were all real people.

Isn't this "I love a piece of firewood" the strange poison in the movie "The Deer and Ding Tale" starring Zhou Xingxing?

This kind of poison can be said to be extremely tricky, let alone touching it, even smelling it.

When this thing is poisoned, the poisoned person will be angry at the strip or stick-shaped object, chasing and asking for kisses, no matter how you resist, even humiliate him, or beat him, He is still going forward bravely and will not give up.

Good stuff, good stuff.

Su Yu clapped his hands and applauded, with this thing, can't kill Zhou Yuntao's couple?
"Wow, the group leader has appeared!"

Suddenly someone shouted in the group.

Undefeated Naughty Boy: "Group leader, give out red envelopes!"

"Yes, give out red envelopes!"

Wei Xiaobao: "Group leader, are you Lu Duo? It's been almost half a month since the group started, why did it take so long to go online?"

Taoist Quanzhen: "My lord, please speak quickly."

Su Yu hesitated for a moment, and finally typed a few words to say hello to everyone.

As soon as the result was sent out, the system displayed—— During the novice period, speech is forbidden for three hours, so that users can familiarize themselves with the system's functions.

Su Yu immediately vomited blood, fuck me, who is the leader of the group?Still ban me?Is there a mistake?
After waiting for a few minutes, the group leader did not see a speech, and everyone was a little bored waiting.

Wei Xiaobao: Cough cough, since the group leader doesn't talk, let's talk about each other, so Zhou Xingxing, I heard that you recently invented a peeing cow pill, hurry up and send it to my brothers to try.

Qiao Feng: Hero Wei is right! (three clasped fist expressions)

Ancient Three Links: Upstairs!
Zhou Xingxing: Brother, you are being polite. Just tell me what you want to eat, but I am short of money recently. If you have any gold ingots, silver ingots, etc., you can send one hundred and eighty thousand to the younger brother to help the younger brother, younger brother Absolutely do not dislike.

One hundred and eighty thousand?Return gold ingots, silver ingots?
Wei Xiaobao: Well, I was joking just now (farewell emoji)

Lin Jiu: Brothers, I am squatting in the toilet in a hurry and forgot to bring paper, who is kind enough to send some paper?

Zhou Xingxing: ...

Ancient Tee: ...

……

As for the irrigation in the group, Su Yu didn't have time to look at it at all, he only wanted to do one thing now.

Repay the humiliation that Zhou Wentao, a couple of dogs, gave him back double.