Super Didi System

"Brother Monkey, you don't want to sit on somersaulting clouds, but insist on sitting on this crap. If you lie to me again, I'm going back to Gao Laozhuang."

"Idiot, what do you know, my somersault cloud is limited today."

Looking at the four strangely dressed people in the car, Zhou Haoyu felt uneasy, thinking to himself, "Which crew of these four strange things came out? Is this line filming the latest version of Westward Journey?"

A few minutes ago, Zhou Haoyu took an order on the Didi taxi system, and picked up these four weirdos on the side of Binhai Road.

"Hey! It's all the Jade Emperor's fault. He insisted on carrying out some great reforms in the heavenly court and learning the management mode of the human world. This time, we specially sent our boss Tang Tang down to the human world to investigate."

A man dressed like Zhu Bajie in the back seat complained dissatisfied.

"Bajie, how many times have I told you, don't call me by my nickname outside, please call me Mr Tang."

A handsome man in a cassock and a Pilu hat, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, said complacently.

"Big Brothers, your dedication to acting is so impressive, Oscar owes you a golden man." Zhou Haoyu looked at the people in the back seat and said solemnly.

He has been driving for so long, and has received so many guests. This is the first time he has encountered such a strange thing today, and he can't help but secretly startled, "There are so many strange things every year, especially this year."

"Brother Monkey, I heard that there are many such fun places in the world, let's go to have fun too!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, his eyes were shining golden.

"Second senior brother, you still dare to go to that kind of place. You forgot that last time our master was jumped by a fairy and was arrested at the police station."

At this time, a man with a beard on his face gave a very serious reminder.

"Shusha, what are you talking about? Last time, as a teacher, I invited two female benefactors to fight the landlord in a hotel room. The police uncle insisted that we gathered a crowd to gamble. What can I do as a teacher? I am also very desperate!" Tang Seng said. With a look of remorse on his face, he sighed deeply.

The conversation between the few people made Zhou Haoyu's forehead break out in cold sweat, and he couldn't help but ask, "Brothers, who are you? What country are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"

"We are the Gang of Four to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West, haven't you heard of it?" Zhu Bajie introduced proudly: "I am Zhu Bajie who is loved by everyone and has a flat tire on the workshop car. This is our boss Tang Tang, and this is Monkey King. It's Junior Brother Sha."

When introducing other people, Zhu Bajie directly reported their names and brought them over.

Zhou Haoyu couldn't help but smiled wryly twice.

"My benefactor, don't you understand our words? Then I'll tell you in another language." Tang Seng put on a playful smile and said to Zhou Haoyu: "I'mMr Tang, nice to meet you!"

Zhou Haoyu's expression froze, and he thought to himself, "What kind of mentally retarded thing, this guy didn't come out of the film crew, he definitely came out of a psychiatric hospital."

Next, Zhou Haoyu didn't want to listen to their conversation anymore, and wondered whether he should send them back later if he really encountered a mental illness.

When he arrived at the destination, Zhou Haoyu parked the car on the side of the road, turned his head and said, "The elder brothers have arrived, please confirm the payment."

The four of them ignored Zhou Haoyu's words at all, opened the car door and got out.

"Damn it, are you pretending to be stupid?" Zhou Haoyu got out of the car and chased after him, grabbed Tang Seng and said relentlessly, "I've already delivered you, hurry up and confirm the payment on the phone."

Tang Seng blinked innocently, then turned his eyes to Drifting in a sudden realization, and said, "Shusha, give the benefactor an ingot of gold."

Drifting really took out the gold and gave it to Zhou Haoyu.

Zhou Haoyu was stunned staring at the gold ingot in his hand.

"Don't give me a sloppy eye, the ghost knows if you are plastic and gold-plated." Zhou Haoyu grabbed Tang Seng and continued, "I don't want diamonds today, I just want RMB."

"Beat!"

With a roar, Monkey King took out the golden cudgel.

"Shutup!"

Tang Seng drank a word, then narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "Pohou, if you are so rude, you will have to recite the curse as a teacher."

Zhou Haoyu had had enough of these people, and said angrily: "You still want to make a bully car, don't you? If you don't pay me, I'll call the police?"

"Give me a hair!"

Monkey King has already raised the golden cudgel.

"Amitabha, monks don't lie, if you tell Gen Mao, give it to Gen Mao." Tang Seng turned his head and winked at Monkey King.

Monkey King reluctantly pulled a monkey hair from the back of his head and stuffed it into Zhou Haoyu's hand.

Looking at the monkey hair in his hand, Zhou Haoyu became angry, and shouted: "Damn it, are you playing with me?"

"Don't be ignorant, my monkey's hair is a treasure, it can transform into anything, ho ho..." Zhu Bajie roared twice.

Zhou Haoyu didn't care whether they gave treasures or gold, he only wanted money now.

"Hey, it's time to get off work." Tang Seng looked at his watch with surprise on his face, snapped his fingers and said, "Disciples, let's go!"

As soon as the words fell, the four weirdos disappeared out of thin air.

"This car is very comfortable to sit in, and I will promote it to other gods another day!"

A voice came faintly from the sky.

Zhou Haoyu's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he muttered obsessively, "See, hell?"

After recovering, Zhou Haoyu found that the monkey hair was stuck to the screen of the phone, and he couldn't blow it off no matter how hard he blew it.

Ding!
The phone shows that someone nearby has placed an order again.

Zhou Haoyu put his mobile phone in his pocket and drove to pick up the passengers.

The guest this time was relatively normal, a handsome guy around his age.

"Brother, thank you at Mingyue Hotel!"

The handsome guy said a word, took out his phone and started chatting.

Seeing the sweet smile on his face, Zhou Haoyu knew it, thinking, "I must have asked my girlfriend to the hotel."

Zhou Haoyu couldn't help but cast his eyes on the door of the hotel curiously.

A slim beauty stood at the entrance of the hotel. Seeing the handsome guy passing by, she stepped forward and hugged his arm intimately.

Zhou Haoyu shook his head and sighed, "It's really good..."

Before he could say the following words, Zhou Haoyu felt that the beautiful woman looked more and more familiar.

"It's Yueyue!"

Discovering that his girlfriend was cuddling with someone else at the entrance of the hotel, Zhou Haoyu felt that the anger in his body was about to explode from the top of his head.

He opened the car door and rushed towards the hotel.