Super Didi System

"Mr. Lu, if you said that you want to seal his mouth, you must use glue, but we don't have glue on our bodies now. If we want to buy it, it will definitely delay some time on the way. In case something happens along the way, It will affect things here..."

Seeing that he was speaking in a serious manner, Lu Han slapped him with his hands, and roared, "I want you to show him some color, not for you to reason here."

The man covered his face and said innocently: "My dad taught me to analyze things clearly before doing things, so as to minimize the risk."

But just halfway through the conversation, he saw Lu Han's cold eyes, and the man didn't dare to speak any more.

"Okay, Young Master Lu, you don't like to hear it, so I'll give him some color to see." The man rubbed his face, just took a step, then turned around and asked: "Young Master Lu, what color do you like? I guess you like yellow, I'm going to get the paint in the car now."

"roll!"

Lu Han roared furiously.

Zhou Haoyu also found out that the person just now was an idiot, he was so teased that he almost laughed heartily, thinking "Sure enough, there are such slaves as there are masters, such a mentally retarded person, I don't know where Lu Han, this idiot, came from Yes, it’s purely a joke.”

After being teased like this, Zhou Haoyu's previous tension disappeared in an instant.

"Take your mother's paint and cut off his tongue." Lu Han roared and kicked the man over.

Zhou Haoyu still looked confused when he saw that person, guessing that he still hasn't figured out what was wrong with him.

The man took out a small knife and said to Zhou Haoyu with a guilty face, "Don't blame me, I'm just here to make a living, just bear with it and it will pass soon."

Zhou Haoyu couldn't laugh or cry, he thought to himself, "Damn it, my tongue is going to be cut off, I can get over it if I bear it, isn't this an insult to my IQ."

Finding out that this person's IQ was not high, Zhou Haoyu had a flash of inspiration.

"Look! A flying saucer."

Zhou Haoyu pointed to the sky, trying to escape when the man turned his head.

But just as he stepped out, he found that his clothes had been grabbed by someone.

He turned his head and saw a big man who was a head taller than him, staring at him covetously.

"Hey, I think you are all too serious, just make a joke to ease the atmosphere." Zhou Haoyu said with a smile.

In fact, seeing this big man's burly figure and fierce expression, a drop of cold sweat rolled across Zhou Haoyu's forehead.

"Give me the knife." The big man grabbed Zhou Haoyu with one hand, opened his hand to the man with the other, and said coldly.

The man pushed the big man's hand away, and said solemnly: "No, this is a task assigned to me by Master Lu, so I can't give you the knife."

"Snapped!"

Without saying a word, the big man raised his hand and gave him a slap, and then took the knife away.

Zhou Haoyu was frightened and stupid, thinking, "This person is so ruthless that he even beats his own people. It seems that this time is really more ominous."

However, he did not sit still and was still thinking about how to get out.

The big man was very ruthless. After taking the knife, he pointed it at Zhou Haoyu.

"Don't come here, I'm going to scream if you come here again." Zhou Haoyu pointed the broom in his hand at the big man, and stepped back step by step.

There was no expression on the big man's face, he approached Zhou Haoyu with a knife.

Seeing that the big man was reaching out to grab him, Zhou Haoyu turned his hands aside, closed his eyes, and swung the broom vigorously.

"hiss……"

Suddenly, Zhou Haoyu heard the sound of clothes being torn.

Although he didn't know what happened, he didn't dare to open his eyes to see.

"Well, what's going on here?"

At this time, a surprised voice of doubt gave Zhou Haoyu the courage to open his eyes a crack.

But his eyes immediately stared at Tong Ling, and his pupils dilated.

He didn't know why, the clothes on the upper body of the big man in front of him turned into pieces and fell to the ground.

Moreover, the big man himself had a dazed expression on his face, and he didn't react for a long time.

Zhou Haoyu knew that it must have something to do with the broom in his hand, and thought, "Who left this broom on my car? How could it have such a function?"

Just when Zhou Haoyu was puzzled, the burly man, who became angry from embarrassment, clenched his fists with both hands, and smashed it from the top of Zhou Haoyu's head.

Zhou Haoyu subconsciously took a broom to block it.

But it's okay if you don't stop it, this incredible thing happened.

That burly man weighed at least one hundred and seventy to eighty catties, but with such a weight, when he touched the broom, he was actually bounced away.

"boom!"

The big man fell five or six meters away from Zhou Haoyu and fell heavily to the ground.

Such a strange scene shocked everyone present.

Everyone was shocked, looked at the big man on the ground, and then looked up at the thin Zhou Haoyu.

The kung fu of four or two strokes of a thousand catties was also fabricated in martial arts, and no one would believe it if I told it to now.

Even though these people have witnessed all this with their own eyes, they still cannot believe it.

At this time, Lu Han frowned suddenly, waved and shouted: "Why are you still standing there, let's go together!"

With an order, those people recovered from the shock and rushed towards Zhou Haoyu.

Zhou Haoyu is still not sure if this broom really has any special abilities. Seeing such a person rushing over, he was so frightened that his legs went limp.

"Don't come here, I know kung fu." Zhou Haoyu pointed at the person in front of him with a broom, and said with fear on his face.

"I still came out of Shaolin Temple." The man shouted angrily, and raised a wooden stick and threw it at Zhou Haoyu's forehead.

Zhou Haoyu patted it with a broom, and heard the sound of clothes being torn again.

This time he didn't close his eyes, so he clearly saw the clothes on the man's body, and they were torn apart in an instant, and all the clothes turned into rags.

"Such exaggerated chest muscles." Zhou Haoyu stared at the man's upper body intently, and showed surprise on his face.

The man was stunned for a few seconds, and after realizing it, he covered the two points in front of him with both hands, turned his head and ran away.

At the moment when he turned around, Zhou Haoyu also saw a shy expression on his face.

"Ha ha!"

Zhou Haoyu confirmed that the broom had the magical function of shredding people's clothes, so he was not afraid of these people at all, and laughed out loud.

Those people also couldn't figure out why Zhou Haoyu didn't have such abilities, they subconsciously covered their upper body with their hands, and looked at Zhou Haoyu in horror.

Zhou Haoyu started to twitch now.

"Come on, let the uncle see how you look shirtless." Zhou Haoyu looked at those people provocatively and hooked his fingers.

Those dozens of people, you look at me, I look at you, they dare not act rashly.