Super Didi System

At 06:30 in the evening, Zhou Haoyu's heart, which had been depressed all day, suddenly relieved a lot after picking up a strange passenger.

Just when he was going to pick her up from the university where Li Yuwen was studying, the Didi system issued a pleasant notification sound. Zhou Haoyu saw that it was a car called by a nicknamed Ai Shi Lonely, and it was near Li Yuwen's university.

Just in time, earning money to pick up girls is the right thing to do, Zhou Haoyu cheerfully turned the steering wheel and crossed a street to pick up her.When the car stopped at the entrance of Manlan Flower Shop, Zhou Haoyu saw a weird man standing by the side of the road with a bunch of daisies in his arms... Thoughts?
"Are you a lonely person?" Zhou Haoyu rolled down the car window and asked with a twitching expression on his face.

The man glanced at Zhou Haoyu without making a sound, opened the door and got into the car, then quietly hugged his daisy and meditated, with an extremely painful expression on his face, and infinitely tangled brows.

"Grandma Li's stick, this person is constipated, right? He escaped from the mental hospital?" Zhou Haoyu secretly slandered in his heart.

When Zhou Haoyu was about to ask the man where he was going, the man suddenly opened his eyes, as if he was whispering to himself or asking someone: "Hey, brother, what do you mean by love?"

"Nani? Love is the blue sky and white clouds, the sky is clear, and suddenly there is a thunderbolt?" Zhou Haoyu's face twitched unconsciously, and the golden sentence blurted out.

Unexpectedly, when the male passenger heard this, his eyes lit up, he opened his mouth wide, bared his teeth, and excitedly slapped Zhou Haoyu's thigh. Zhou Haoyu was so shocked that he almost stepped on the accelerator and hit a Rolls-Royce in front of him. butt.

"Boss, you must be the Xieyuhua sent by the legendary monkey. You actually said what I wanted to say, and you said it so beautifully and refined. I have never heard of such a wonderful answer, my God!" The male passenger stomped his feet excitedly,
I'll go, I'm still the Avalokitesvara sent by the Tathagata, and I will also explain Yuhua!

Zhou Haoyu's heart was about to explode. If Zhou Haoyu thought this person was a lunatic at first, now this person is a pervert in Zhou Haoyu's eyes!
"Boss, do you want a date?" The man said and winked at Zhou Haoyu.

vomit~
It really is a pervert!Still a pervert!
"Brother, I feel that you hit it off very well. How about we make an appointment to talk at night by candlelight?" The man insisted on asking Zhou Haoyu.

Zhou Haoyu said quietly: "It's not good, my head is not round, I'm starting to be square."

"Hahahaha, brother, you are so humorous, more interesting than my goddess, hey, it's a pity, if you are a woman, I will...hehehe." The passenger smiled wickedly, which shocked Zhou Haoyu. It's creepy.

He has been driving a taxi for so long, and he is considered an old driver. No one has picked him up, and even gods take his car, but this is really the first time he has met such a person.

Middle and second-year youths have many brain circuits.That's right.

Zhou Haoyu laughed dryly, didn't talk anymore, and didn't ask where to go, but the male passenger didn't intend to let Zhou Haoyu's ears go.

"Brother, I want to confess my love to my goddess later, what sunflower book do you have to teach me?"

As soon as Zhou Haoyu stepped on the brakes, he waited behind a car behind the red light.

They are still with him!No wonder you don't speak!Hearing this, he turned his head, looked at the man carefully, and then said:
"Only idiots who can't think about it will confess their love. This is equivalent to giving your goddess a chance to reject you,"

"What do smart people do?"

"Pull it down."

"what?"

"Pull it on the bed and put it down. I've said it so clearly. If you still don't understand, then you are doomed to be lonely forever." Zhou Haoyu slapped his forehead and said, it's rare to teach someone how to pick up girls, but he hasn't listened yet clear.

The passenger was stunned by Zhou Haoyu's words, it took a long time to digest Zhou Haoyu's words, and then said timidly: "Brother, what you said seems to be a hooliganism."

"Grandma Li's stick, there's no one who doesn't play hooligans in a relationship, don't tell me you're talking about a Jia Baoyu-style relationship, where is the light?"

He just looks like a hooligan and pretends to be a gentleman!
"That's not true." Openly admitting his lust, the male passenger was slightly embarrassed.

"That's it, man, when it's time to make a move, the key is to be fast, ruthless and accurate." Zhou Haoyu spoke eloquently.

"Brother, you said that if my goddess won't let me down, if one of them fails, our matter will really be down."

"Grandma Li's stick, you have to pay attention to the method and method of pulling it down, do you understand how to adapt it to local conditions?" Zhou Haoyu had a look of resentment.

"How to cure?" The male passenger asked shamelessly.

"Every woman is a firework of a different color. Let me tell you this. For example, if your goddess is pure and cute, then you should take gentle measures and take her to count the stars and moons. Count and count." I can count to the bed." Zhou Haoyu said.

"There's only one moon, do you still need to count? But my goddess is not pure and cute." The male passenger thought for a while.

"A metaphor! A metaphor! Do you understand?" It was almost impossible to communicate.

"Forget it, then describe what your goddess looks like and your usual style of doing things."

"Well, it's hard to say. Let's say she is gentle. When she starts to rage, men will tremble. You can say she is strong. She dances the swan dance and is called soft." Speaking of his goddess, the male passenger looked fascinated.

"The heart has the Tigers, fine sniffing the rose?"

"Almost, it feels like my goddess will change 72 times,"

"Isn't it sent by monkeys?" Zhou Haoyu waved in the wind with question marks all over his head.

"It's possible. According to my informant, my goddess once dreamed in the middle of the night that she was going to give birth to a monkey."

Zhou Haoyu burst out laughing, for a moment he didn't know whether to call him cute or stupid.Twist the steering wheel sharply and park your car in the glorious college town.

"Brother, it's here. Confirm the payment."

"Brother, you haven't told me how I can successfully bring down my goddess." The male passenger said.

"You said your goddess can dance the swan dance?" Zhou Haoyu said

"Yes, according to the information I found, my goddess has been learning to dance since she was six years old, and her favorite thing is the swan dance." Someone who knows that person.

"Then you will dance the swan dance for him." Zhou Haoyu said with his chin resting on his hand.

"What? A... swan dance?"

"There is an ancient and classic idiom called to do what you like. If you want to bring down your goddess, then you should dance her favorite swan dance." Zhou Haoyu did not regret the mistake.

"It seems reasonable."

After the male passenger took out his mobile phone to confirm the payment, he held up flowers and was about to get off the bus, but Zhou Haoyu suddenly grabbed him.Then he picked a daisy like a poached egg from the bouquet and stuck it in the ear of the male passenger.I looked at it carefully, nodded in satisfaction, and said:

"Okay, this will surely capture the heart of the goddess successfully, perform well, I wish you a successful hookup, and don't forget to give me a five-star praise later."

The passenger lightly touched the petals next to his ears, and laughed a bit. Zhou Haoyu gave him a cheering gesture, and the passenger got off the bus confidently and walked towards the school gate.

Zhou Haoyu called Li Yuwen, and just waited at the door for a while, when that familiar loli tender face quickly appeared in Zhou Haoyu's field of vision.Li Yuwen trotted over dragging a red leather suitcase.

Zhou Haoyu got out of the car in a hurry, stepped forward to take Li Yuwen's luggage, and put it in the trunk.

"Brother Haoyu, I'm sorry you came so early, our mentor called me over to say a few words because of something."

"It's okay, I just came here not long ago, get in the car, I rented a house and take you to see it."

Li Yuwen held Zhou Haoyu's arm very naturally. The two were about to get into the car when they suddenly found a lot of people around the door. Li Yuwen is a lively girl, so she forced Zhou Haoyu to walk over and turned into a melon-eating crowd.

The onlookers gathered more and more, and saw a man and a woman standing opposite each other in the center of the encirclement. The man dragged down his white coat and tied it around his waist, and then fiddled with his mobile phone. The Four Little Swans.

Following the rhythm of the music, the man stood on tiptoe and performed a clumsy and funny swan dance. Zhou Haoyu couldn't help laughing when he saw the dancing man and the daisy in his ear.

Zhou Haoyu looked carefully at the woman in the center of the encirclement, her eyes were bright, her beauty was beautiful, her figure was graceful, she was a well-deserved goddess.At this moment, the goddess was staring blankly at the dancing man, except for a moment of surprise, the rest of her face was full of emotion.