I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

Lin Donglai is an ordinary urban youth who is an internet writer by profession.The level belongs to the third rate and barely above!It enjoys a professional term: street writer.

He considers himself a promising writer, and his masterpieces include: The Fragrance of the Stewardess, The Nurse Sister Tonight, The Teacher That Night, etc.

He feels that these workplace inspirational articles can make young readers who are still studying look forward to the future.

Lin Donglai earns a considerable amount of manuscript fees, and his parents even thought that a great writer was about to be born in the family.

It was just that with the start of the clean net operation, he was almost called by the police uncle to drink tea in the police station, and talk about life and future grand plans together.

Timid and timid, he changed his pen name and vowed to write some inspirational novels to encourage young people.

then……

Become a nine-rate writer!
When Lin Donglai's writing turned into mechanical tapping on the keyboard, what emerged in his mind was not inspiration, but the fighting scenes of beauties such as Ozawa and Mingbu.

He used to be a young man with dreams, dreaming of becoming a first-class writer, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the peak of his life.

But just like a sadistic TV series, the girl he likes has a tall, rich and handsome boyfriend!
This is a sad story!

Examine your own strengths again, poor to abstract...

So he came up with an idea, is it possible that someone like him lives just to reflect... tall, rich and handsome is more perfect?

"I read the manuscript you wrote, and to be honest, it's terrible!"

When he saw that the editor-in-chief on the chat platform rejected his manuscript, and then insisted on attaching a message with a cute emoji, he already felt that he was going to be blackened soon.

"Hi! Does Lao Lin know where the editor-in-chief's home is?" Lin Donglai opened the chat window and asked his friend who is also the author.

"What are you doing?" the friend asked.

Lin Donglai replied seriously: "I think the editor-in-chief may be hinting to me that I am going to dress myself up a bit, and ask for a rule or something."

"Ugh... please stop!"

The friend swiped more than ten pages in a row before changing the topic.

"Your subject matter is outdated! Go read new books. There is a website that doesn't cost you money. You can find some books by great masters. Maybe it will work." Friends shared their experiences.

"Okay, okay!" Lin Donglai opened the website helplessly.

This is a pirated website that does not respect the fruits of the author's labor and provides readers with free reading.

Lin Donglai criticized this kind of website before, but when he was looking for books to learn from, he opened such a website with a shameless face, looking for a better author to learn from.

But speaking of it, with the seriousness of routines, the novels here are all the same.

Forget it, resign yourself to fate!

Lin Donglai typed a word of "jue", and then hundreds of pages of similar novels popped up.

What a peerless crazy god, a stunning landlord or something like that.

Finally he was attracted by a novel called Absolute Death.

He clicked on the book with the mentality of watching the excitement, and saw that the introduction in the book was written like this.

"Do you think that your own life is very boring? Do you want to understand what a real life is? Click to download, and the answer will be found in the book."

Lin Donglai scoffed, such an old-fashioned way of cheating downloads.

but……

Still cheap to download.

suddenly!
His computer froze, the lights flickered, and the room went dark.

Lin Donglai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he looked nervous, trying to figure out what was going on, after a minute of investigation, he found out that it was... a power outage.

He suddenly remembered that he was using his mobile phone to watch Ms. Mingbu's movie, but the mobile phone was not charged.

It was already early morning, so I could only sleep.

While sleeping, he had a very strange dream.I dreamed that I was riding a pig and running wildly in the fantasy world.

Wearing a big green hat, wearing a fig leaf, and holding a small cucumber, he faced a mountain-like ancient dragon.

Then... stabbed to death with one move!

Lin Donglai rescued Bai Fumei's princess. Under the attention of thousands of people, he rode a pig and appeared domineeringly in the kingdom.

"Brother Qing! Thank you for coming to save me!" the princess said with tears in her eyes, "I don't know what my brother's name is yet."

"My brother is called Oppa of the Sun!"

The princess looked adoring: "Ouba! I want to give you the most precious thing from my daughter's house."

"Although you are very straightforward! But I can't refuse your generous kindness!" Lin Donglai opened his arms.

"Give you!"

"Ragdoll?"

"What a nightmare!" Lin Donglai woke up from his sleep.

He covered his face with his hands: "I am indeed a third-rate writer, and Chunmeng has been made into a doll. Do you dare to talk nonsense again!"

Life had to go on, he cooked a pack of instant noodles helplessly, and sat in front of the computer.

Since the manuscript he wrote before was not good enough, he had to rewrite it.

He stared at the document blankly, wishing to tear the editor-in-chief into French fries.It's a good theme, why say it's not creative.

After being dazed for about an hour, he remembered his dream.

His hands unconsciously began tapping on the title of the next book, the theme of martial arts, Border Town Swordsman.

Anyway, just writing for fun, everything is optional.

The first is the world structure, let's take the orthodox martial arts world.

Then there is the male lead, let’s call Adu.

The heroine is called Li Tiezhu.

The male protagonist is 30 years old, and he is the story's vicissitudes uncle Adu.The heroine is beautiful, pursued by the imperial court, and has a bizarre life experience, the peerless beauty Li Tiezhu.The scene where the two first appeared was in a border town tavern.

Adu has a pair of blurred eyes, a vicissitudes of life face, and a righteous look. He holds a peerless sword in the martial arts world, an oversized nail clipper.

What about those martial arts masters, masters from all walks of life in the east, west, north and south.

What Xishen Zhou Ada, Beikuang Huang Dasha and so on and so on.

Lin Donglai is ready to write Chapter 1, and he will have fun with his friends, because he himself thinks it is quite funny.

It took half an hour to write a journal.

Lin Donglai felt that he was really full, so he took advantage of the situation and posted it in the chat group.

"Your editor-in-chief will tear you up when he sees it!"

"Talent! I will hand you over to the country!"

After teasing, Lin Donglai finally felt a little happier.Seeing that it was already noon, he stretched himself, opened the door and went out, ready to have lunch.

But...wrong way to open for Mao?
"Grandpa, please!"

Lin Donglai opened the door and went out, only to find that he was about to enter a place.This place is a tavern, and the waiter is warmly greeting him.The lady proprietress in the store is clacking away at the abacus!

On the table on the left are five officials, and on the right are four figures who appear to be martial arts masters.

As for him, what he was holding was not money, but... oversized nail clippers.

"I'm going! I'm not writing novels and I'm obsessed! What is this called in medicine, hallucinations? Or auditory hallucinations? Am I hopeless?" Lin Donglai felt the shadow behind him.

Although he is full of complaints about life, he would rather die than become a mentally ill patient.He was fine yesterday, why is he a lunatic today?
"Master..." the waiter asked, "Aren't you going in? There is a good daughter Hong in this shop!"

"Forget it! Although I have become a psychopath, let's get over this illusion first, and then go to the hospital to see a doctor! Maybe... there is still hope!" Lin Donglai thought in his heart.

He thought, in the TV series, Qiao Feng's first appearance in a tavern should be...

"Xiao Er! Here is a pot of Nurhong, ten catties of beef! Twenty steamed buns!" Lin Donglai shouted.

"Okay! Just a moment!"

After Lin Donglai sat down, he circled around.Thinking about writing novels myself, how come I don’t have such a scene layout ability, I’m crazy, but it’s lifelike.

"What's going on!"