I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"Young master! Young master! I want to have sex with you, and I want to give you a litter of children!"

"I go!"

Lin Donglai woke up from the nightmare, covered in cold sweat.

In the dream just now, he dreamed that Princess Pig would offer her life to him and give birth to a litter of piglets.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, secretly glad that he didn't have the habit of sleepwalking and writing books.

Otherwise, if you open the door, you will become a pig son-in-law.

At this time, the little junior sister was sitting on the edge of the bed meditating and practicing, her brows were tightly frowned.

"Brother! Why do we still live in this plane? The vitality here is too thin! A morning's practice is only equivalent to half an hour in our place." The little junior sister opened her eyes and said with a depressed face.

"This... the existence of every world has its own meaning." Lin Donglai justified his defense.

The little junior sister pouted and didn't continue talking.

Lin Donglai recalled what happened yesterday, where did he think, by the way, he was going against the sky.

If the setting is reasonable, can he bring the things in his novel world to the present world?
But it seems that he is terrified of thinking carefully.

According to the virtues of the presumed beauties, he felt that things were not as bad as imagined.

And he is what he is in this world, but in the world of novels, he is at the level of fresh meat.

He only realized it when he thought about it, how did the little junior sister recognize him?
"Junior Sister, how did you recognize Senior Brother?" Lin Donglai was about to explain why his appearance had changed drastically.

"Senior brother looks...handsome and unrestrained!" said the little junior sister blushing.

Lin Donglai's mind was running fast, and he was about to explain why he was short and poor when he was young, but his junior sister actually said that he was handsome?

He suddenly felt that this plug-in was very practical!

"Ding!"

At this time, a text message came to the mobile phone, and Lin Donglai saw the information that his manuscript fee had arrived.

"What is this?" Junior Sister leaned closer to Lin Donglai and asked.

"This thing is called a mobile phone! It is used by people in this world for long-distance communication. It is similar to our spiritual communication!" Lin Donglai began to introduce the worldview structure of the present world, as well as the popular science of human geography.

The little junior sister was confused, but she understood the basics of life.

"Brother! I'm hungry, I want to eat food from this world!" said the little junior sister rubbing her stomach.

"Let's go! Brother will take you to a big meal, a delicacy called Malatang!" Lin Donglai unconsciously showed a wicked smile, "I will also buy you clothes from this world, after all, we will continue to live here for a while Time, you can't wear those clothes! Before that... uh... I want to tell you the difference between the clothes in this world."

"Is there a difference?" Junior Sister blinked her big moist eyes.

"It's so different!" Lin Donglai felt embarrassed.

He focused on explaining why girls in this world need to wear some revealing clothes, some should be conservative, and some don't.

"Why is she dressed like this!"

"Because they are naturally afraid of heat!"

"Then why don't you wear these, brother, don't stare at them all the time."

"Because... because, they are more afraid of heat!" Lin Donglai explained, "Are you afraid of heat, Junior Sister?"

The little junior sister blushed, and replied in a low voice: "I'm afraid."

"Senior brother will take you to buy cool clothes! Hehe!" Lin Donglai said with a serious face.

The two of them tidied up, and the younger junior sister went out holding Lin Donglai's hand.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

The landlord was about to greet Lin Donglai with the dog, but found that there was an extra cute girl beside Lin Donglai.

"Hehe... Donglai, I am really devoted to writing novels, and I even hired a model. But... Pay attention to your body!" The landlord gave Lin Donglai a thumbs up, probably to express the beauty of his work.

"What's a model?" Little Junior Sister asked in a low voice.

"It's a profession of courage and devotion, just like an exorcist who kills monsters regardless of his own safety." Lin Donglai explained.

Because Lin Donglai had introduced the simple situation to the younger junior sister, the younger junior sister was not so awkward seeing the landlord.

The little junior sister explained to the landlord: "Hi, uncle landlord! I am brother Donglai's girlfriend!"

"puff……"

Lin Donglai spat out a mouthful of old blood. These words struck the 37-year-old landlord who was still single like a bolt from the blue.

Lin Donglai felt that the landlord had become petrified!He hurriedly pulled his junior sister out of the way!
"I'm sorry, senior brother! I want to make your role in this world a little bit more perfect. Am I too ugly to play your girlfriend?" The little junior sister asked sadly.

"No...the reason they were stunned was because...they didn't believe it." Lin Donglai said, "Actually, you have magic power, and what you saw was my true face. But when senior brother came to this world, he actually became a Another look. So in their eyes, it's the senior brother who is not suitable for you!"

"Who says it's not a good match!" The little junior sister pouted, "I still don't think I'm good enough for my senior brother!"

"I like this hack more and more now." Lin Donglai smiled evilly, "Let's go! I'll take you shopping for clothes."

"Senior brother! I understand the basic theory, but you said that girls are afraid of the heat and don't wear much. But when I looked at the street, they all showed their thighs. And there is that one, why are they wearing transparent clothes? Doesn't that mean you're not wearing it?" The junior sister's world view has already begun to collapse.

"This question is because...they are used to it!" Lin Donglai felt that his explanation was terrible.

"Brother, you are amazing, you know so much." The junior sister praised her instead.

Lin Donglai cried in his heart and said, "Junior Sister! Fortunately, I set your IQ to be negative!"

Now because of the advanced Internet, no one would think of a girl wearing ancient costumes as a time traveler.Instead, she thinks that she is a costume actor, but with Lin Donglai's company, there is always a sense of super disobedience.

When they came to the store, Junior Sister was attracted by the dazzling clothes.

"Does this look good?" The junior sister looked for a conservative dress.

"Okay!" Lin Donglai replied.

The little junior sister took another one: "What about this one?"

"it is good!"

Lin Donglai suddenly discovered a problem, no matter what era or background he brings girls out for shopping.

That was all devastating!

When it was time to check out, this girl actually spent all the manuscript fees she had just received.

Isn't it a loli at home?Why did you lose money on the first day?

But the younger junior sister is wearing modern clothes, which looks much more eye-catching.

When they arrived at the mala tang shop, it was the first time for the younger junior sister to eat such a fresh thing, and she ordered everything.

The boss is still there to introduce, this is delicious, and that is also delicious.

As a result, the bowl of Junior Sister was a bit of a Big Mac, but she only ate ten mouthfuls!
Lin Donglai started to collapse, if it wasn't for her cuteness and mental retardation, he really wanted to send her back.

He had only brought his junior sister out for a stroll for three hours, and he was already seriously overdrawn.

"I'm so poor!" Lin Donglai shouted in his heart.

Back in the rented room, he thought about it carefully, he would definitely starve to death just relying on the manuscript fee.

If you can't think of a way to make money, you can only send the junior sister back first.

If I were to write an ancient novel, I would be the owner of a tavern, bringing back a jug of wine every time, and selling it.

Then Lin Donglai vetoed this idea, because in this case, he might be suspected of being a tomb robber.

Gold in a fantasy world?

Or write a mining novel?
With these, he will almost be handed over to the state.

correct!He could write an urban novel.

Story background: modern city.

The protagonist's setting: An Youqian, a 22-year-old rich second generation, just inherited his father's inheritance and became the domineering president.

There is no need for a heroine at all, the plot of the story is that he wants to withdraw some pocket money, let's set it to [-].So as not to hang too much!
He came to the door and opened it, and a cold, poor wind blew across his cheeks.

Depend on!
It seems that this plug-in really can't do this!
When Lin Donglai returned to the computer, he was not surprised to see that the settings he had just made had been automatically deleted.

In order to verify his idea, Lin Donglai tried a few more times!
Sure enough, not only money, but even some lethal weapons could not be brought out.

The only thing he can bring out from similar urban novels is animals that can kill girls... Bo!Si!cat!

"Fucking fairy tales are all deceitful, and I'm even poorer because of Mao!" Lin Donglai was about to collapse.