I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"Crack!"

The door of Lin Donglai's room opened, but he didn't notice it, and he was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Dream.

"Thank you uncle! You are so kind!" the little girl bowed politely after finishing speaking.

She obediently sat in front of the computer desk, tidying up Lin Donglai's messy desk.

The landlord closed the door quietly, messing around in the wind alone.

"No!" Lin Donglai was awakened by the nightmare and saw Huang Yani sitting at his computer desk, "So I was dreaming within a dream."

Then fell down again.

"No!" Lin Donglai sat up screaming and wrapped himself in a quilt, "How did you get in here!"

"Oh my god! You scared me!" Huang Yani patted her chest, "How can a big man be so timid!"

"I'm afraid!" Lin Donglai said aggrievedly.

"Don't be afraid! This girl is never hungry!" Huang Yani assured, "But I really admire my cleverness."

Lin Donglai hid under the blanket and got dressed, then asked, "You can't be a master lockpicker, are you?"

"I lied to my sister that I was going out to gather inspiration, and then I got your residence out of her mouth. I lied to your landlord again, saying that I am your girlfriend, and your landlord believed me and let me in." Huang Yani said proudly, "How about it! Admire me!"

"No... You can even say that you are my sister!" Lin Donglai said, "Our landlord is 37 years old, single and unmarried. He has been petrified by me several times in the past two days."

"Ah! No wonder he was petrified just now." Huang Yani said sympathetically, "But seeing others suffer worse than me, I am very happy."

After getting along with each other simply, Lin Donglai has a certain understanding of Huang Yani.She is not a fuel-efficient lamp. She is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. At the same time, she also likes to pretend to be sympathetic before gloating.

Girls are so dangerous!Should I go back to Mars? In fact, I am an alien orphan!

"I'm hungry! Brother Donglai!" Huang Yani acted coquettishly.

"Don't! My boyfriend is just a fake!" Lin Donglai said, "There are only instant noodles here!"

"You've been miserable!" Huang Yani said.

"Don't envy me! I'm just poor and flamboyant!" Lin Donglai opened the instant noodles, "Is it braised in soy sauce or shiitake mushrooms, or seafood, or rice flower fragrance?"

"Braise it in red!" Huang Yani said.

When Lin Dong came to make instant noodles, he still thought about it: "You little girls, spend early in the morning in the otaku's room and eat instant noodles. You are enlightened!"

"I'm rich, so I don't worship money! It's better to have this bowl of instant noodles with a man who has the same smell as eating a big meal that I don't like." Huang Yani said.

"Enough loyalty!"

For a while, he was sitting next to Xiao Nizi with instant noodles, watching her play League of Legends.

"This is what you call looking for inspiration!" Lin Donglai said, "Hey! It's super ghostly!"

Huang Yani said angrily: "This assistant keeps selling me! I'm so mad!"

"Hoo!" Lin Donglai ate instant noodles as if nothing had happened.

Huang Yani looked at him: "You know how to play!"

He looked away and continued eating instant noodles.

"You can definitely play!" Huang Yani shook his hand, "What rank!"

Huang Yani's rank is Bronze Five, the first level in the worst division.

Lin Donglai said embarrassingly: "The level is too low, and I missed it a few days ago."

"You can still fall! Brother Donglai, as long as you don't fall from Bronze [-] to Bronze [-], take me!" Huang Yani begged.

"Hoo!" Lin Donglai pretended not to hear.

"Do you dislike me!" Huang Yani asked tearfully.

Lin Donglai expressed his acquiescence.

"Good brother!"

"puff!"

Lin Donglai took a mouthful of instant noodles, coughed for a long time, and said, "The gap is too big, I can't take you."

"I have my sister's number!" Liu Qinming said, "My sister is only Silver Five! You haven't told me what rank you are!"

"District [-]... Barely a diamond five goalkeeper!" Lin Donglai said coyly.

"Thigh!" Huang Yani said, "Take me out of the hardest hit area, and I'll treat you to lunch."

"Really..." Lin Donglai said shyly, "I have another shameless request."

Huang Yani put her hands in front of her face and asked blushingly, "Couldn't you..."

"Can I add more marinated eggs when I eat Shaxian!"

"Bro...egg?" Huang Yani fell to the ground with a thud.

Huang Yani finished eating the instant noodles in a hurry, and asked Lin Donglai to turn on the machine quickly.

Liu Qinming's account is called me too, and Huang Yani's account is called I am mentally retarded.

"You two really know how to play."

"Take me back my confidence! I just want to play long-range physical damage. I like Piltover Policewoman. My sister will choose support every time! Can you join me in the bot lane." Huang Yani begged.

"What a big deal!" Lin Donglai entered the selection mode and spoke to his teammates, "Go down the road and fight for me, trust me, everyone, please do me a favor!"

Huang Yani said weakly: "One thigh."

"Get out of the pit!"

Teammates lined up neatly.

"I'll go!" Lin Donglai flipped through Liu Qinming's information.

Huang Yani wanted to bury her head under the table, and whispered, "Don't get excited, my sister and I only kneeled eighteen times in a row!"

"No! I mean your sister's account is full of heroes and skins! Local tyrant! Yes, she is." Lin Donglai said with tears in his eyes, "I have never used a skin in my life!"

"Hey... I can't understand the world of your poor people. I am in so much pain." Huang Yani said, "I am also a full hero and full skin."

"...I suddenly don't want to take you with me!" Lin Donglai said.

"Take me out of the hole and give you the skin." Huang Yani promised, "The premise is, are you OK?"

"I don't know! I haven't played this segment since I started playing this game. I'm worried that I don't have experience. What if you look forward to it infinitely, and I will become that tease instead?" Lin Donglai looked worried. Said.

Huang Yani took a deep breath: "If you dare to lose, I will make you kneel on the washboard!"

"Ah! Does the fake girlfriend have this skill option?" Lin Donglai protested.

"It's started!" Huang Yani cleverly changed the subject.

"The mentally handicapped people on the bottom lane!" After entering the game, the players on the opposite side began to taunt.

Huang Yani was about to pay back, but Lin Donglai stopped her and said, "Pay attention to replenishing troops, stand up, and listen to my command. Go up when you say it, and retreat when you say it! Don't be disturbed by your opponent!"

"Oh!" Huang Yani obediently replenished her troops.

Lin Donglai tapped the keyboard quickly: "Brother, you are amazing! We are so stupid, can you let us develop five or ten minutes first!"

"Funny!" The other person replied.

Lin Donglai immediately operated: "Go! Play support! Turn in all skills, light the lantern and come back!"

Huang Yani slapped a set, and then came back.

Lin Donglai tapped the keyboard again: "Brother! Let's pretend to be aggressive and run away, it's so hot!"

Then he told his teammates: "If the jungler comes to the bottom lane, the opponent will definitely come and kill us."

"Brother, let me tell you a secret! Our jungler said to help us, so he squatted in the grass in the river. You kill him first, don't kill us. Let us make up the knife, okay, if we save enough six thousand three, we can buy it A new hero."

"Retarded!" The other player replied.

"Go! Kill the assistant!" Lin Donglai made a quick move. Although Huang Yani was in a hurry, the other side was even more flustered. QWEDF handed in all the sets and died!

"Wow!" Huang Yani was very excited.

Lin Donglai continued to taunt: "Brother, brother, I'm not serious yet, why did you go back to the city for free?"

"Drafting! Wait! My surname is not Lin if I don't kill you mentally handicapped people!" The opposing player replied.

Huang Yani said, "Brother Donglai, his surname is also Lin!"

Lin Donglai shook his head and sighed: "The family is unlucky!"