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Xiang Zhuang looked displeased, how could a maid be so ignorant.

"Where's your weapon?" Xiang Zhuang asked.

Lin Donglai said awkwardly, "I don't have a weapon."

"Girl! My sword will fight with me, if you don't mind, use it." After Liu Bang finished speaking, he threw his weapon to Lin Donglai.

rolling!noodle!wand!

"You used this thing to conquer the north and the south? How stupid are the enemies you defeated!" Lin Donglai cried.

Liu Bang also said proudly: "How about it! It's not worse than Mr. Xiang Zhuang's."

Almost a class away.

Lin Donglai had no choice but to bite the bullet, saying that he seemed to be set up as a maid.The opponent is Xiang Zhuang, a famous general of the Qin Dynasty who entered in disorder. He is not of the same order at all!Besides, this guy has a laser sword in his hand, which can cut iron like mud.

What a rolling pin he is, for hair removal!

"Wait a minute!" Lin Donglai said in a hurry, "I'm a woman!"

"I know!" Xiang Zhuang replied.

"It's not your opponent to hit me standing up, because you men always settle things standing up." Lin Donglai said, "You are not my opponent when you hit me while squatting."

"Hahahaha!" Liu Bang applauded, "Mr. Xiang Zhuang, are you willing to accept her challenge! The two of you squat down and fight! Girl, what rules do you have, let's talk about it together. Such a new thing, I still don't like it." It's the first time I've heard of it."

Xiang Zhuang said angrily, "What more is there to ask for!"

"Whoever falls down or stands up first will be considered a loser!" Lin Donglai said, "Then we will squat down and fight!"

"Okay!" Xiang Zhuang didn't believe it, he couldn't even beat a woman.

The reason why Lin Donglai thought of squatting to play is because nerds have the habit of squatting and looking at their phones for hours.

"Give me strength! My goddess Wu Tenglan!" Lin Donglai shouted.

Then Xiang Zhuang squatted down with him, Lin Donglai held the rolling pin, and he held the laser sword.

"Master? Do you have anything else to say?" Lin Donglai asked suddenly.

Xiang Zhuang turned his head, Lin Donglai seized the opportunity and hit him on the head with a rolling pin.

There was a loud "click!", and the rolling pin broke in two.

Xiang Zhuang turned his head and looked at Lin Donglai blankly.

Hairy!
Lin Donglai said to Xiang Zhuang in embarrassment: "His head is hard!"

"Offended! Look at the sword!" Xiang Zhuang stabbed with a sword, and Lin Donglai was almost stabbed.

"It's so dangerous! Fortunately, this guy can't use his strength while squatting!" Lin Donglai secretly rejoiced.

Xiang Zhuang had never squatted down before, let alone exerted force.When Lin Dong came to use the toilet, he always squatted and used his strength, and exerting force was a trivial matter for him.

He bounced continuously and came behind Xiang Zhuang.

"The ultimate mystery! Thousands! Years! Kill!"

"Ugh!"

Xiang Zhuang let out a scream, and there were tears in his eyes.

"You are a girl! You are so vicious and plotting against my vitals!" Xiang Zhuang's legs trembled, obviously unable to hold on.

Lin Donglai had a smirk on his face: "My girl practiced martial arts with her master on Penglai Xiandao in the early years. There are many moves like this."

"Miss Xiaodie turns out to be a hidden master! I don't want to make a fool of myself in public, so I surrender!" Xiang Zhuang directly surrendered.

Lin Donglai breathed a sigh of relief, he was able to win by stealing the chicken, which is very lucky.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

At this moment, the sound of the ground trembling came from outside.

Xiang Yu asked, "Who is here?"

"Fan Kuai is here!"

Nani?

Fan Kuai appeared?

He came to rescue Liu Bang, so wouldn't it be unnecessary for him?
"Strong man, please come in!" Xiang Yu said.

"I'll go! Play with me!" Lin Donglai shouted.

Fan Kui, who came in outside, was driving the first EVA machine.

I knew that it was the No. [-] machine that Fan Kui entered indiscriminately, and what was wrong with him, but now it is self-defeating.

The bad news is that Lin Donglai's mission prompt has been changed.

"Defeat Fan Kuai and elope with Liu Bang."

"Don't dare to talk nonsense again! Respect history, okay!" Lin Donglai complained.

Fan Kuai held Keanu's gun and looked at Lin Donglai.

"My lord! I heard that a girl defeated Xiang Zhuang. I think it's interesting. Come and have a look! I, Fan Kui, am a rough man. If I break the rules, please forgive me!" Fan Kui said.

Xiang Yu said: "No problem! Since everyone is having so much fun today, Xiaodie, let's compete with the strong man Fan Kuai!"

"Scum! Ah bah, yes!"

Liu Bang said proudly at this time: "Miss Xiaodie, this is my brother Fan Kuai who followed me in the Southern and Northern Wars! He is just one of my bodyguards on weekdays, and he doesn't know so many rules. Please forgive me!"

"Forgive your sister! I will definitely be crushed into ketchup by the No. [-] machine!" Lin Donglai said, "Hey! Nini, brother can only help you here."

"Xiaodie! I see that your weapon is broken. Master, I have a decorative saber here. You can use it!" Xiang Yu said at this time.

"Could it be salted fish!" Lin Donglai thought it was very possible.

I saw Xiang Yu throwing him a knife.

"Cut! Soul! Knife!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "You really know how to play!"

Fan Kuai said: "Miss, please make a move."

"Wait a minute!" Lin Donglai raised his weapon, "Let you see my true form, Xie!"

A gust of cold wind blew by, and everyone at the banquet looked at him like a fool.

"The script is wrong, hello!" Lin Donglai cried, "Master! Does this knife have a name?"

"Does the knife have a name?" Xiang Yu thought for a while, "I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small, all my life. I should have a similar name! Let's call it Electric Fan."

"..." Lin Donglai is petrified, which has something to do with your expedition to the north and south.

"That...you can continue! Electric fan! Swastika!"

"Dare to ask girl, is this an artifact comparable to Mo Xie?" Fan Kui asked.

"Hmph! Speaking of it will scare you to death!" Lin Donglai said with a gloomy face, "This artifact is called an electric fan, which can rotate rapidly to achieve heat dissipation. It also has another awesome feature, that is..."

Fan Kui was very surprised in the No. [-] machine and asked: "What is that?"

"If there's no electricity! It won't turn on! What's wrong! You're scared!" Lin Dong said that he wanted to cry.

"Electricity! I have it!" Unit [-] pulled out its huge battery and installed it on the electric fan.

In other words, how can it be installed?
then……

The first boot is out of power!

"By the way, you are so weak!" Lin Donglai saw the skinny Fan Kuai, "Your No. [-] machine, it seems that it can't be turned on without electricity. Can I hit you? I think... yes!"

Lin Donglai knocked Fan Kuai unconscious with an electric fan.

Hurry up and end the bloody plot, I have to go back and make Nini laugh happily.

correct!elopement!
Liu Bang applauded like Sanpang, and Lin Donglai grabbed him by the collar.

"You have the right to remain silent, but if you speak, it will become evidence of our elopement in the future!" Lin Donglai grabbed Liu Bang and ran away.

"girl!"

"To shut up!"

"girl!"

"You shut up!"

"I mean! I have a horse!" Liu Bang said.

"Don't tell me sooner!"

When Lin Donglai saw the horse, he said in a daze, "BMW!"

"It's coming soon!" Liu Bang was driving a BMW, and in the setting sun, they were only running endlessly.

"Girl can I kiss you?"

"Go away!" Lin Donglai shouted.

The task should be completed, right?

"Why haven't I gone back yet?" Lin Donglai felt strange.

But suddenly, both BMW and Liu Bang disappeared.

Lin Donglai did not return to Nini, but another scene appeared.

what happened?