I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"How come!" Lin Donglai smiled awkwardly, "It's just a lonely man and a widow..."

"No!" Liu Qinming directly dismissed what he wanted to say next.

"Okay! You are amazing, you have a high IQ, I can't beat you!" Lin Donglai said.

Liu Qinming put down all the things on her body and was so tired that she lay on the bed.

"Hey! Make me a bowl of noodles, I'm too tired to cook anymore." Liu Qinming said, "Can you cook? I bought vegetables!"

"I am a dignified old man! I want to go out to earn money to support my women!" Lin Donglai said domineeringly.

"Speak human!" Liu Qinming ordered.

"I will report to you, empress, no!" Lin Donglai replied.

Liu Qinming patted herself on the forehead: "It's unlucky enough! When I met you, things didn't go my way, either I was envied by others, or I was pestered by others. I hide from you, and I even cook for you. Under the same roof as you, I also want to help you revise the article! Third-rate author, use your powerful vocabulary to avoid girlfriend, wife, lady, wife, wife, friend, these adjectives, describe my current identity!"

"A down-and-out maid?" Lin Donglai described in a low voice.

"Then do I still have to call you master?" Liu Qinming asked.

Lin Donglai said shyly: "If you want! Shout out to listen to it... Your Majesty! I'm just kidding!"

Seeing Liu Qinming sitting up with a fierce look in his eyes, Lin Donglai immediately changed his painting style.

"Pfft!" Liu Qinming was finally in a better mood, "I'm asking you a question, just like you! In the future, if you marry a wife who is a little bit more tempered, or a bit more powerful, you won't be able to be a strict wife!"

"Joke! My majestic old man!"

"Hey! Straighten your back, stand up and pat your heart, speak boldly, let's talk!"

Lin Donglai stood up, patted his heart and said, "I'm a dignified man, but I don't care about my wife! It's not that my wife is strict, I just respect women very obviously. There is no man who is afraid of his wife in the world!"

"I can't tell! If I ask you to speak, your voice will be lost!" Liu Qinming said.

"I'm not finished yet! There are no henpecked men in the world, only... very henpecked men!"

Liu Qinming shook her head helplessly, and said, "Aren't you a grand old man!"

"This is not cowardice! This is an expression of love!" Lin Donglai said.

"You pushed me off the bridge that day, and the moment you looked at me, I thought you were quite a man." Liu Qinming said, "Later, I realized that you would never die, so you pushed me down just to be able to be alone. Meet Yilei. Your favorability in my heart has changed from so much to so little."

"Put it down! I won't date you! I don't care how much you like me!" Lin Donglai said, "How long do you plan to stay?"

"You dislike me again!" Liu Qinming became a little angry, "I'm leaving tomorrow! No! I'm leaving now, forget about being pestered by that stinky man!"

"My lady! My lady! Don't be angry!" Lin Donglai said, "Okay, okay! I admit, I'm pretending! In fact, I can't wait to share a room with you, and then I don't have any wrong thoughts about you! Uh...I don’t even believe it! Tell the truth! No use of force is allowed! For example, I don’t like you at all, but you are a woman, and I am a teenager in the ignorant stage! Even if you wrap yourself in Zongzi, I will always miss you physically!"

Liu Qinming blushed slightly, and said, "You're worried about this? Then you can rest assured, think about how you described me yesterday?"

"Let me think about it! Your IQ is as high as [-], and you know tea ceremony, kendo, karate, judo, grappling, karate... well, I understand!"

"Don't worry! If you are a beast, I will be gentle! After all, I want to live with you! So OK?" Liu Qinming asked.

"Should I still thank you!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "That! I secretly thought in my mind, can I not tell you?"

"Do you want me to let you experience wolf-defying capture now?" Liu Qinming asked with a smile.

"Don't! I will recite Buddhist scriptures at night, and I must keep my six roots clean!" Lin Donglai walked to the dining table and gave her instant noodles.

"What taste!"

"Seafood! I have ham, seaweed, etc. in my bag!" Liu Qinming snatched the bag, which contained personal items.

Lin Donglai understood in seconds, Amitabha, you can't make up your mind, otherwise you will be captured and turned into twists.

"No need to do this, it's like I'm torturing you." Liu Qinming said.

"Zunzhi! Your Majesty!" Lin Donglai started making noodles, "Why do I call you Your Majesty?"

"Because it sounds better than a tigress!" Liu Qinming said understandingly, "Do you think I'm pretty good when I'm quiet, but when I speak, I have a domineering feeling."

"Go! You know why you are still like this!" Lin Donglai said, "Also! Has anyone told you that you are so easy to speculate on a person's mind, which will make men very scared!"

"Naturally, if you were born with an IQ of [-], you can learn everything easily, and some things can be understood if you think about it. You can also talk and make people hate you! The reason I can't change is EQ Low!"

"Hehe! Powerful explanation!" Lin Donglai said.

"But you are the first person who made me say something vicious, and you are not very annoying." Liu Qinming said.

"I'm just a typical otaku, no one is perfect, there must be something wrong! But one thing, maybe I'm handsome, so you don't hate me!"

"Don't be narcissistic, wipe off your drool!" Liu Qinming said, "It's because I think you are kind-hearted by nature, and occasionally you have a bright spot, man."

"If you are in danger, I don't have to think as much as you do! I will save you directly!" Lin Donglai said, "Don't ask me who to save first when Nini falls into the water with you! I can't answer!"

"Why can't I answer? Because I can swim, and Nini is a landlubber. You must save Nini first!" Liu Qinming said.

"Did someone tell you! Chatting with you is no fun at all!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "It's amazing to be able to swim! I can also snore! Are you afraid!"

"Afraid!" Liu Qinming said, "You will save me? Even if you don't know whether the opponent can beat him at all?"

"Yes! Why not? Don't ask why! If I could answer, I would have given you the answer." Lin Donglai said, "Subconsciously."

"Usually people's subconscious behavior shows that he cares..."

Lin Donglai soaked the noodles, turned around, and was about to ask Liu Qinming what he cared about, when he saw this girl blushing transparently.

It was the first time he had seen Liu Qinming's shy look. Instead of that strength, she had more of a squeamishness that a young girl should have.

"The noodles are ready!" Lin Donglai said.

"Oh!" Liu Qinming brought the noodles and was about to eat.

"Hey! You have an IQ of [-]! It's hot!" Lin Donglai reached out and grabbed her hand holding the fork, and quickly blew on the noodles, "Okay! Open your mouth!"

For some reason, Liu Qinming opened her mouth and started eating.

Seeing that Lin Donglai didn't stop, she couldn't even yell to stop. Just like that, she waited for Lin Donglai to cool down, and then she opened her mouth.

Usually when a girl blushes and her heart beats faster, it proves that she is not disgusted by the behavior of the person in front of her.

At least that's what the book said, Liu Qinming wanted to find an excuse to describe her abnormal behavior now.