I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"Maybe I am the heroine of some novel, because the author who is very jealous insists on setting me up as a perfect woman who doesn't like tall, rich and handsome! It's also possible!" Liu Qinming said, "Besides, according to the conservation of character Law, I may need to find a mentally handicapped!"

"Don't be funny! You are already mine! By the way, when did you become narcissistic and think that you are perfect!" Lin Donglai was complacent, but saw Liu Qinming's fierce eyes, "Don't do anything! I think I can explain!"

"what!"

After three seconds!
Lin Donglai spread his hands and praised: "What made me meet you! At your most perfect moment! The Buddha then turned me into a douchebag, deliberately attracting your attention. Ah! Beauty! I'm a douchebag, just I want to make you smile so that you can pay attention to me!"

"Well! The attitude of apologizing is okay! If you want to continue to call me daughter-in-law and take advantage of me in the future, you must remember that I am perfect in your heart." Liu Qinming said domineeringly, "Don't thank me yet!"

"Thank you, daughter-in-law!" Lin Donglai said, "I'm so shameless, don't you feel disgusted?"

"You can understand that I am saving single dogs! Maybe you will never find a real wife in your life, so it's okay to let you shout for a few days." Liu Qinming said.

"I'm just being so considerate to you, I'm not polite!" Lin Donglai smiled sillily.

"Wipe your drool! The ambition is on your face. You won't be able to do it in at least 20 years. What are you talking about?" Liu Qinming said.

The two of them came back from a walk, and the rumors about Lin Donglai's fight to be tall, rich and handsome in the community have already been spread outrageously.

Some said that Lin Donglai tore Gao Fushuai with his hands, and some said that Lin Donglai beat Gao Fushuai with his hands, and the public opinion was one-sided!
Lin Donglai even felt that he finally had a feeling of being ahead.

It was a wonderful time at noon, eating the food made by Liu Qinming and blowing on the air conditioner that was already affordable.

Welcome the arrival of summer in a cool atmosphere.

Liu Qinming has the habit of taking a nap, Lin Donglai always chooses to enter his novel world to see the situation at this time.

Today he has written about the hero's first adventure, and the first official meeting with the heroine.

This is the most critical part of the story, he still needs to go in to experience it, and then improve the relationship between the two parties, especially after he vaguely felt some joy of being with Liu Qinming.

This kind of joy is sure to make a good chapter.

He quietly opened the door and entered his own novel world.

Immediately!

Chaos!Dust and smoke everywhere!
"What's going on! It's messed up!" Lin Donglai's heart tightened.

When he read it just now, there were no malicious comments in the book review area, so how did he get into the battlefield now?
By the way, where is this place?
"Brother, come here!" I saw a man in silver armor under the tree, holding a baby in his arms.

"I'm your younger brother?" Lin Donglai said, "Brother! Where are we now?"

"Changbanpo!" the man said, "Brother, you can't do it anymore, you must take the young master back to see the lord!"

"Changbanpo? Young master! My lord!" Lin Donglai suddenly realized, "Don't tell me you are Zhao Yun, this guy is Adou, and the lord is Liu Bei. Now I will complete the scene of Wanjun saving Adou for you!"

At this time, the system prompts: "Enter the mission randomly, bring Adou back to Liu Bei's side!"

"Although you have said a lot of useless things in a mess, but brother is really dead! You must remember that everyone is in charge! Brother, here are two guns, you take them!" Zhao Yun said.

"What? Guns!" Lin Donglai watched as Zhao Yun took out two pistols and gave them to him.

Zhao Yun said: "When did the elder brother lie to you? If you say two, you will do two. Go!"

So abrupt!
Lin Donglai is holding two guns and carrying Adou on his back. Should he be called daddy Lu Xian?
When he came to Changban slope, he didn't understand the geographical location at all.

I heard the system prompt: "The enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield!"

He cried and said, "Wait a minute, am I beating someone, or replenishing soldiers, can I still make money?"

A Dou said at this time: "Uncle, I want to eat Nana!"

"Don't make trouble! Uncle has Nana! Uncle is not Nidalee!" Lin Donglai said, "Shut up first, be good!"

"Army attack!"

"Damn!" Lin Donglai saw Cao Cao's army flashing out instantly.

"Hair!" Lin Donglai said, "It seems that the file will definitely be reversed this time! This is unlucky!"

In Cao Cao's camp, Cao Cao sat at the dining table, drinking red wine and eating steak.

Zhang Liao next to him said: "Prime Minister Qi, an unknown soldier appeared in front of him with a baby on his back. It must be Ah Dou!"

"Catch alive!" Cao Cao said, "We must get rid of Liu Bei this time! Everything is for the emperor!"

Xu Huang shouted: "For the big man!"

"For Ionia!" Lin Donglai couldn't help shouting, "Sorry! I went to the wrong set, and the person you want is in the woods right now, and his name is Zhao Yun!"

"Look at you and wait for the bid to sell the first!"

"Ah!"

I saw two famous generals that Lin Donglai was familiar with appeared in Cao Cao's camp, one was Guan Yu and the other was Zhang Fei!

"Big Brothers! Please respect history, please! Stop making trouble, come here quickly, you are in the wrong camp!" Lin Donglai said.

"Second brother! I don't quite understand what he said!" Zhang Fei asked.

"He's yelling! Cut him down! You man, eat my Qinglong Yanyue Dao!" Guan Yu took turns to kill the ancient dragons one by one.

"Your sister's Qinglong Yanyue Knife! Isn't this a real dragon!" Lin Donglai ran away.

A Dou didn't think it was a big deal and shouted behind his back: "Horse drive!"

"Fight! We are on the run now, don't make trouble!" Lin Donglai quickly ran back to Zhao Yun, "Brother, brother! The gap between the enemy and us is too great, can I let you attract the enemy?"

"Brother! Remember! The so-called god of war is strong-minded, and strong! You see that he has many enemies, so he is one person! So, tell me now, how many people are there now?" Zhao Yun asked.

"Oh! That's one! Guan Yu!" Lin Donglai seemed to have realized something, God of War is God of War, handsome!
"Brother Rong is going to guide Guan Yu for you, younger brother, you must find the lord!" Zhao Yun swung his spear horizontally and shouted domineeringly at the dusty opposite side: "General Chang Sheng is here!"

Then I saw Cao Cao chewing the steak in a daze, and the hundreds of thousands of troops in front of him.

"See you later!" Zhao Yun rode his horse and ran away.

When Lin Donglai was still grateful for Zhao Yundao's brotherly loyalty, he saw him passing by him like a bolt of lightning.

A Dou said: "Uncle! He ran away!"

"I know!" Lin Donglai turned around, "Do you have any last words? Uncle and you may be buried here!"

"I want to eat Nana!" A Dou said.

"No wonder the Kingdom of Shu died at your hands!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "You'd better die! Let your father be smarter!"

"My God! If someone is stupider than me, it won't even be able to establish the Kingdom of Shu!" A Dou said.

"I hate when you enter in disorder, I set you to be able to talk!" Lin Donglai watched as the army came over.

"Kill one and earn one!"

"boom!"

"Huh? I have Q... I really have Q!"

A trick to penetrate the holy light!Then he took two flat A, a small soldier died in front of him, and then 17 yuan jumped out of his head.

"It really can make up the knife!" Lin Donglai was moved and cried.

"What the hell? What did he play just now?" A group of people were frightened.

"Half meat and half output! You can output only if you are alive! Get out the blood first to ensure battery life!" Lin Donglai clicked on the purchase system and bought a blood drink.

He only saw the words "drinking blood" pasted on his left hand.

"Fuck! Fifty cents special effects!"