I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"Okay! Okay! Let me tell the truth! I drank too much, and used all the money I brought as a tip to a little girl passing by. She looked at me with a confused face, and I patted her The shoulder said, I have plenty of money!" The man explained, "Then they saw that I was so generous in rewards and tips, so of course they thought I was rich. It was embarrassing when they paid the bill."

"You can still play for free after pretending to be aggressive, it's really exciting!" Lin Donglai said, "Let me see if you pretend again!"

"Stop making trouble, big brother! Hu Luo Ping Yang was bullied by dogs! I am also helpless!" the man said awkwardly.

Lin Donglai pointed to the paper in his hand and said, "What is this?"

"Paper!"

"What am I?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Brother! A slip of the tongue!" said the man, "That's it! After the matter is done, I will give you a tip! Now the one with the paper is the uncle!"

Lin Donglai said: "Yes! Then the uncle rewards you a little bit!"

After speaking, Lin Donglai handed him three pieces of paper.

He excitedly went in to solve the matter, and said, "You little brat! I just don't want to make things big, lest people say that I am a majestic swordsman, and I won't pay you for whoring, and even take your toilet paper by force. I'm ashamed when it gets out! Don't let me see you in the future, I really want to see you and hit you once!"

Lin Donglai said: "Is it true that anyone with a sword now calls himself a Juggernaut? If you were a Juggernaut, you would be thrown away by a woman."

"I have one advantage! I don't hit women! Besides, she was almost clinging to me. Everywhere I hit was like molesting me again, so I watched helplessly as she threw my clothes away!" He said, ready to get up.

"It sounds like you are very powerful!" Lin Donglai sneered, "If you are really so powerful, why don't you just grab me when you see me?"

"Let me tell you! The Juggernaut is also afraid of the thousand magisters here! But back then, I was alone, and there were four magisters in the Ultimate War. The battle situation was really dark. Hey, I didn't You blow it! I don’t even know how to describe it in words, even if I’m a bard, I can’t sing it! Back then, when I met someone from the dark magic world with a kitchen knife, I chopped him down with a kitchen knife. In the end, there was no front. Three in and three out! I raised the knife and dropped it, and the blood flew out like a joke."

"You ran for your life, why did you go back?" Lin Donglai asked.

"It's on the top!" said the sword master, "I went back to make up the knife as soon as my brain became hot. What's the problem?"

"Aren't you a sword master? Why use a kitchen knife?" Lin Donglai asked again.

The sword master said embarrassingly: "That! Because I forgot the money in the hotel, the sword was temporarily impounded. I happened to meet a deadly enemy, so I took the kitchen knife from the bun shop. I went in and out three times, and the knife fell with my hand. The blood , just like a joke!"

"Is your blood shed?" Lin Donglai asked, "Speaking of your history of whoring, it's surprisingly similar!"

"Believe me! I'm really a Juggernaut!" Said the Juggernaut, "That day, that town was filled with blood, and that day, I fought to become a god! Wonderful, isn't it?"

"You fought to become a god, and then let others call you a sword master? Shouldn't you be a sword god? And didn't you say that the bards couldn't describe the scene that day. But you couldn't use two sentences, and repeated it Twice, it's over!" Lin Donglai blinked and asked.

The Juggernaut is crying, can he still pretend to be aggressive!

Lin Donglai said: "I don't care so much, you owe me a tip. If you don't give it, my child's mother is the proprietress's little follower. Even if you are a sword master, it's useless, the proprietress beats you like a joke .”

"That big brother! No! Grandpa!" The sword master said awkwardly, "Can you give me some more paper?"

"Do you have a cleanliness?" Lin Donglai asked.

"It hurts again!" The Juggernaut cried, "I must have caught a cold!"

"I say Comrade Juggernaut! You are so powerful, you can still catch a cold!" Lin Donglai imitated his tone, "That guy! You go in and out three times, and the blood is like a joke. Come out! Once you see me, you will hit me once. Why don't you ask me to give you paper! Raise the knife and drop it!"

"Big Brother, Big Brother! I'm joking! In this way, I, the Juggernaut, will repay my kindness. Today, you subsidize me with some toilet paper, and I will promise not to beat you when I see you in the future. I can protect you once!" The Juggernaut Said.

"How long have you lived here?" Lin Donglai asked.

The sword master said: "Ten days and half a month!"

"That's fine! Just teach me the magic sword, and I'll give you toilet paper. If you're not as good as you imagined, then I'm honored to inform you that you're doomed!" Lin Donglai said.

The sword master said: "Pull you down! How many princes, nobles, beautiful girls, and learned scholars wanted to learn swords from me, but I refused gracefully. You want to threaten me with toilet paper and make me a sword master. Toilet paper teaches you magic swords. Do you think it's possible?"

"I only know that if I don't give you the paper. Wait a minute, I will go out with a lottery." Lin Donglai said, "I am not a prince or aristocrat, nor a learned bachelor. I only know that I have the paper in my hand now. And it's only me!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Donglai crushed the magic microphone and said, "That's right! You paid for the microphone too! Now you can only talk to me, you can't contact my colleagues. Wait At night, a person with a head and a face came to this room. I saw the majestic swordsman, who didn’t even have any clothes, and squatted in the toilet all day. I thought, let me tell you, the bards couldn’t think of any adjectives to describe that scene. You were so stupid back then!"

"Did someone tell you that you are so cheap!" said the sword master, "I am a majestic sword master! How can I be insulted by someone like you!"

"Okay! I'll go!"

"Brother! I was wrong! Give me some paper!" Said the Juggernaut.

"Aren't you a majestic sword master?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Now, I'm just a person who lacks toilet paper! If you don't give me any more, I'll be so embarrassed that I can only beg for food!" Said the sword master, "During ten days and half a month, in the middle of the night, I will teach you the magic sword! Okay? good!"

"Why did you go early!" Lin Donglai said, "Here's the paper!"

"Despicable! Shameless! Unreasonable trouble!" The Juggernaut cursed aggrievedly.

"Thank you!"

"You have to show some face, I'm not complimenting you!"

The self-proclaimed Juggernaut got toilet paper, and then Lin Donglai sent clothes, and he was able to escape.

Lin Donglai felt much better, and went back to tell Nini about it.

Nini said with a confused face: "I said it! Yesterday that guy pulled me and insisted on giving me a tip. He gave me a full hundred diamond coins!"

"..." Lin Donglai was speechless on the spot.

By the way, he wouldn't be talking big!
In the evening, he and Nini leaned against the top of the tower, eating snacks and looking at the beautiful scenery.

"Brother Donglai! That's the man!" Nini saw the Juggernaut.

The Juggernaut changed into a set of clean clothes at this time, and then stepped on the building like a dragonfly on the water, stepping on the snow lightly.

With a confident smile on his face, he showed a kind of elegant elegance, as if he was walking in the air, and he calmly landed on the edge of the spire.

"Hello, beautiful girl, I'm Jian from the Western Regions... Oh my god!" Just as the gentleman was about to introduce himself to Nini, he lost his center of gravity and fell down.

"Hey! Are you dead or not!" Lin Donglai asked, "Brother, you must come out of the plot to be funny! Give me a reason to believe that you are a sword master!"