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"Hehe! Drinking and fighting, obviously the latter is more important!" Lin Donglai said.

At this time, the system prompts: "The enemy army has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield, win the victory, defeat the Golden Wushu, and end the chaos!"

"Your sister! I knew the plot was so cheating!" Lin Donglai ran outside quickly.

"Roar!"

"It's you again!" Lin Donglai pointed to the sweaty blood pig and said, "Your appearance rate is too high!"

"General Lin is riding his Heaven-shocking God Pig, and is going to defeat Jin Wushu!" The people in the town shouted loudly.

Jia Qingfeng!Look what you've done!

I have grown up so big, I haven't fought a war yet!

Why is it still an ancient war, arranging troops, attacking and defending a city, he can't do the same!Fuck off!

Lin Donglai saw that the formation had been set up in front, but the dust was flying, and he could only see the formation like the Great Wall.

Good guy, you don't need yourself at all!These people are really good!

Lin Donglai walked up to the front of the formation and waved his long sword: "Brothers! Kill me!"

At this time, a huge hand patted Lin Donglai's shoulder: "Don't make trouble with Darling! This is the Dajin camp!"

"Where is Da Song, Ouba?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Here! Those brave and skilled soldiers are yours! Go back quickly, let's set up a formation and fight hard! According to the difference of reference objects, I believe that our battle will definitely produce a higher specific heat capacity! I I will attack with uniform acceleration later! I have a mechanical formula for attack, I won't tell you!" Jin Wushu said.

"Sure enough, it's physics...the random entry of novels!" Lin Donglai complained, "Don't force me to use the most powerful law in physics, Newton's dead early law! Drive!"

"Roar!"

Little Piggy carried Lin Donglai back to his camp.

"Ah? You are what Jin Wushu said, the brave soldiers... primary school students?" Lin Donglai looked at a group of primary school students wearing the school uniforms of No. [-] Primary School and said, "What the hell are school uniforms?"

"General Lin! My cousin Golden Five!"

"Don't be afraid, general, I will lead the charge!"

"Hmph! There is no one who can fight!" said another elementary school student.

Lin Donglai cried and said, "Are you referring to our side?"

Suddenly, Jin Jun beat the drums.

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

They shouted like a tsunami, and rows of muscular sticks came out of the camp, holding scimitars and riding iron horses.

Jin Wushu said to Lin Donglai: "General Lin! Let me tell you something!"

"What?" Lin Donglai asked in confusion, probably trying to capture him alive.

"In other plots! Someone as handsome as me is usually the protagonist!"

"Uh... I don't want to complain!" Lin Donglai said, "I'll tell you something too! Jin Wushu, your father is back!"

"By the way, won't the scene later be bloody and violent! The setting is unreasonable! Let elementary school students actually fight, so won't they have to pee their pants later? And this bloody scene is simply spoiling the children!"

Jin Wushu calmly let a general rush out.

After the general rushed out, he glared at Lin Donglai.

Lin Donglai was a little scared, this guy wouldn't just chop it with a knife.

He took a deep breath and said, "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins, and if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the grape skins!"

In time, three seconds!
Lin Donglai saw the timer appear on his forehead.

"The shoulder pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is tied to the bench. The bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench!"

In time, four seconds!The average word count takes less time to win!
"Uh..." I saw a blood bar appear on the forehead of the enemy general, half of which was deducted.

Lin Donglai covered his face: "I've been doing it for a long time, and I'm so scared! Black chemical fertilizer will turn black, flowering chemical fertilizer will grow stamens, and black chemical fertilizer will destroy stamens!"

"Uh... I choose death!"

Jin Wushu was dumbfounded, and asked a girl beside him to come on.

The female soldier walked up to Lin Donglai and asked, "If you dare to ask the general's name, I will not kill the unknown."

"I'm just a Chinese!" Lin Donglai said.

"I'm just a Chinese! Where are you!" The female soldier took out a purple gold gourd and aimed at Lin Donglai, "I'm just a Chinese, why are you here!"

"Your man is here!" Lin Donglai was about to burst into laughter, "Dare to ask the girl's name!"

"I won't tell you!" said the female soldier.

According to the logic of the girl just now, Lin Donglai said: "You lied to me!"

"I didn't!" said the female soldier.

Lin Donglai leaned over and snatched her gourd: "Then you prove it to me! Why don't I tell you?"

"Grandma is here!"

"Whoosh!"

She was sucked into the gourd!
"Hey... so weak!" Lin Donglai said, "I want to hit ten!"

In the camp, ten soldiers appeared.

"Look at the trick!" One of them quickly jumped to the ground, writing on the ground, one plus one equals two, two plus two equals four.

"Pull it down!" Lin Donglai also jumped down and wrote that ten thousand plus one equals ten thousand and one!

Spike!

The second poem recitation, instant kill!

The third dance!
"Pull it down! You are my little apple! Square dancing aunt's amazing skills!"

Spike!

Ten of them in a row were easily handled by Lin Donglai.

At this moment, Jin Wushu rode a horse and came towards Lin Donglai.

"They are just warming up!" He said calmly, "You and I will really start a war!"

"Isn't it a fight?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Yes! There is going to be a fight between senior generals!" Jin Wushu said, "If you lose! I will send my troops to the south and take Hangzhou directly! Look at the trick!"

Jin Wushu slashed at Lin Donglai. Lin Donglai wanted to hide, but found that he couldn't.He jumped out of his body and took fifty drops of blood.

Then Lin Donglai also slashed him, causing 39 drops of blood.

Lin Donglai covered his face: "Oh, the turn-based system!"

"Do you have an opinion?" Jin Wushu said.

The system prompts that the enemy is taunting you.

Lin Donglai saw that there was an attack in front of him, swung a knife, and attacked in a rage.There is also a familiar BGM!

"What a Pokemon!"

Jin Wushu defended, and Jin Wushu used a bite attack on General Lin, and the effect was obvious.

Lin Donglai complained about such a plot setting, and fought back.

Jin Wushu couldn't hold on anymore, Jin Wushu was eliminated by General Lin and got three hundred coins.

"It seems that there are also famous generals in Song Dynasty. I underestimated the enemy! Let's retreat!" The mighty army retreated right under Lin Donglai's nose.

"I have 55 drops of blood! With your [-] points, you won't be able to kill even if you run out of skills!" Lin Donglai finally complained.

"The general is so mighty! The general is so powerful!" A group of primary school students were overjoyed.

At this time, everyone in the city ran out.

"Don't stop me! I want to dedicate myself to the general! The general!" A very beautiful girl ran towards Lin Donglai.

Lin Donglai spread out his arms, there is no reason not to welcome the girl.

"General Lin! I want to dedicate it to you, and in another three months, you will be able to become a father! Are you happy or surprised?" The girl blinked cutely.

Lin Donglai pushed her away and shouted: "Come here! Take this girl who dares to make me a father!"

It is said that Jin Wushu has been repelled, why the plot is not over yet?
Is this a big mess?

Shouldn't the chaos be changed?
A moment later, the system prompts: "In the Golden Army camp, find the captured heroine Ye Qiuying!"

"Uh..." Lin Donglai covered his face, "What the hell are you playing with your sister! How did you get caught?"