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Lin Donglai was brought to Jiangdong by Lu Su, good guy, this place is simply a luxurious palace.

When Lin Dong came in, the Confucian scholars in the left and right rows had already sat down.

Sitting at the top was Sun Quan, his red face and beard were too obvious.

On his left should be Zhang Zhao, and on his right should be Gu Yong.

They looked at Lin Donglai in unison.

Sun Quan asked first, "The one who came is Mr. Wolong!"

"Don't dare to be, dare not be!" Lin Donglai said, "I'm just a commoner, thanks to my lord for not giving up, visiting the thatched hut three times, Liang is really touched, and Gu is doing his best for me!"

"Zhao is a lowly man in Jiangdong. Compared with Guan Zhongleyi, sir, you are really a great talent! I have heard for a long time that Lord Xuande visits the thatched cottage three times. Asking you to come out of the mountain is like a fish in water!"

"Madada!" Lin Donglai said with a smile.

"Unexpectedly, you can speak the Japanese language! You are indeed a talent! But before our discussion started, there were a few people in Jiangdong who claimed to be talented. Please listen to me!" Zhang Zhao snapped his fingers after finishing speaking. .

At this time, a Confucian scholar suddenly jumped up and rushed to Lin Donglai.

"Isn't it good to talk to the Confucians! What's the matter, we still have to fight!" Lin Donglai thought in his heart.

I just heard this guy make a rap gesture, and then: "Yo Yo! I said Jiangdong, you said it! Jiangdong!"

"Oh!"

"Jiangdong!"

"Oh!"

"Oh! This summer is very unusual. Liu Bei invited Zhuge Erlang. He thought it was crazy, but he was chased to Jiangxia by Cao Cao! Where did you get the courage to persuade my lord to join him in dealing with Cao Cao? Mothership and Jiao Mother! Jiangdong!"

"Oh!"

"Jiangdong!"

"Oh!"

Lin Donglai had goosebumps all over his body, and asked awkwardly, "Sir... have you finished singing?"

"Hmm..." Lin Donglai made this question even more embarrassing.

"So it's a good debate contest! Changed the voice of China, right? Should I turn you around?" Lin Donglai cried.

"I heard that Mr. Zhuge is the first singer at station B! I can't help but make a fool of myself!" Zhang Zhao said with a smile, "Why don't you! Mister come up with an authentic song! Give them a lesson or two?"

"This play can't go on!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "Then it's Mr. Tang Guoqiang, okay! You don't think I look like a soul singer!"

"Huh?" Sun Quan looked proud.

The system prompts: "Jiangdong RAP Contest, you must beat the crowd!"

"Grass!" Lin Donglai knew that something must be wrong.

"Let me brew it!" Lin Donglai thought, "Our lord uses the gold carat! The yield per mu is [-]! You ask what are the benefits, Cao Cao led a million troops to crusade! Jin carat! Jin carat! Without it Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped! Gold carat, gold carat! Without it, the island country would not produce! La la la! La la la! We all love gold carat! La la la! La la la! We all want that gold carat!"

"That's it?" Sun Quan asked in confusion.

"I haven't sung the chorus yet!" Lin Donglai said, "San Diego! Santiago! Holy Land... Brother Ya!"

"Okay!" Sun Quan patted the table and said, "I want gold carat!"

"Pull it down! Just give up your IQ, which I have easily brought into the ditch!" Lin Donglai said, "Aren't we discussing how to join forces to fight against Cao Cao! Why did you change your singing!"

"Sir, you don't know something! Please follow me!" Sun Quan took Lin Donglai out and said, "It's noon!"

"You want to zoom in?" Lin Donglai asked.

Sun Quan cried and stretched out his hand, pointed to the boat not far ahead, and said, "It's Cao Cao who wants to make a big move!"

Sun Quan had just finished speaking.

Cao Cao came out with a microphone in his hand.

"Hey hey!" Cao Cao laughed, "Little Sun Quan, Daddy is singing for you again! When I finish singing, catch you Jiangdong Daqiao and Xiaoqiao to play!"

"Shameless!" Lin Donglai and Sun Quan shouted together.

At this time, Sun Quan looked at Lin Donglai like a family member: "Sir, I can't stand it!"

"What is he going to sing?" Lin Donglai asked.

"A terrible song!" Sun Quan said.

Cao Cao picked up the microphone, and a familiar prelude sounded.

"Honey, you fly slowly! Be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you! Honey, you dance, I, Cao Aman, only like your small cherry mouth! I will fly with you and fly to Jiangdong forever! Wait until When the war starts, I will fly with you in my arms, and you will always be my drunk!"

"Insult to the classics!" Lin Donglai said, "I will play those rap singers!"

"Small ones can't do anything else!"

"The little one knows Jiangdong! Oh!"

"Military division! It's up to you!" Sun Quan said.

At this moment, Zhou Yu ran over quickly and jumped off the horse.

"See your lord!"

"Handsome guy, you Zhou Yu?" Lin Donglai asked in confusion.

Zhou Yu blinked cutely, and replied: "Yes! Your Excellency is Zhuge Liang and Kong Ming!"

"My name is Zhuge Liang, and my name is Kongming!"

"No wonder! I wonder why someone has such a long name!" Zhou Yu said, "Next Zhou Yu Gongjin!"

"It's you who misunderstood your own name!" Lin Donglai complained.

"But Cao Cao is singing about wanting my wife again?" Zhou Yu asked.

There are two beauties in Jiangdong, and Qiao's family.The older one married Sun Ce, and the younger one married Zhou Yu.

great poem!great poem!
Lin Donglai thought to myself in embarrassment.

This should be the enhanced version of Zhou Yu, it shouldn't be the small-bellied Zhou Yu in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"Sir! A few days ago, I sang against him, and I lost! May I ask if you have a good plan?" Zhou Yu asked.

"Wait for me and try his skills!"

Lin Donglai stood at the head of the bridge and sang at the top of his voice: "Hey! The descendants of the mountains! Love the sun! The sun loves you! People from the mountains!"

Cao Cao continued to sing at this time: "Jiangdong's waterway has eighteen bends, and Jiangdong's beauties want to play! I like Jiangdong's mountains and rivers! Jiangdong's rap is very ordinary!"

"Too much deceit!" Zhou Yu shouted angrily.

Lin Donglai stopped him, and continued to sing: "Eighteen Bends, play! Play! Play! Without Jiangdong's waterway, there would be no Jiangdong's little girl, without Jiangdong's rap, then it would be extraordinary!"

"Hey! You can sing well, and you can compose lyrics!" Cao Cao shouted.

"Understood!"

"Who is on the other side, tell me your name!" Cao Cao asked, "Don't tell me your name is Changshan Zhao Zilong!"

"My name is Lushan Shenglongba!" Lin Donglai shouted.

"Pull it down! You can sing very well!" Cao Cao said, "I don't know how to dance!"

"Humph! I gave you the nickname! Asian King of Dance!" Lin Donglai replied.

"Can you sing and dance well?" Cao Cao asked.

"I understand a little bit!" Lin Donglai replied.

Cao Cao asked again: "Can you play the flute?"

"You can't play flute!" Lin Donglai replied, "I'm not the demon king!"

"Then can you play the flute?"

"Understood!"

Cao Cao was angry and anxious again!
"How could such a talent like you suddenly appear in Jiangdong!" Cao Cao asked.

Lin Donglai replied again: "My real name is Wolongshan Wolonggang, Mr. Wolong Zhuge Liang, and my name is Kongming."

"It turns out that your name is Wolonggang, Wolong Mountain. Mr. Wolong, Zhuge Liang, is named Kongming! Do you think that your long name can scare me, Cao Cao!" Cao Cao said proudly, "I, Cao Cao, am a hero who is not afraid of heaven and earth!"

"Just your IQ! Return Cao Cao!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "Go home! You are no match for our Sun Liu coalition army in terms of emotion, reason, IQ, and appearance!"

"Wa doesn't believe it!" Cao Cao said.

"Then let's bet! You will definitely defeat Chibi, buy one and lose ten, do you dare to bet!" Lin Donglai asked.

"Hey! I just want to bet with you, and I want to fight with you in Chibi!"