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Lin Donglai knew a long time ago that this must be a tricky task.I just didn't expect it to be such a cheat!

Even more tangled!

The person who plays Zhao Min still ignores Lin Donglai!
This is unbearable!At least he is also one of the best handsome guys. It is simply hateful that the other party ignores him when he is so ugly.

"Little maid, get out of the way!" Lin Donglai said, "I want..."

The little maid asked nervously: "My lord, what are you doing?"

"Don't be nervous!" Lin Donglai said, "I just want to pick up girls!"

The little maid blushed slightly, lowered her head shyly, and said, "I'm still young! I don't want to have a boyfriend yet!"

With tears in his eyes, Lin Donglai patted her on the shoulder and said, "I want to be your princess!"

"You're blind! Chasing even such an ugly one!" The little maid yelled straight away!
The sprayed Lin Donglai couldn't figure things out!

"Hey! You, a little maid, dare to say that about your princess, do you still want to live!" Lin Donglai complained.

Unexpectedly, the little maid said: "As everyone knows, my princess looks like that! Even if I don't say it, others will say it, so what's the difference! The point is, I don't believe anyone treats my county sincerely." Lord! Tell me! What are your plans! Did I say that I don’t want to have a boyfriend for the time being, so you are deliberately chasing after my princess to anger me! It’s all right! I just promised you, stop making trouble!”

Lin Donglai said heartbroken: "I don't want to mess around! But every time I mess in, it makes my life worse than death!"

"Hmph!" The little maid was so angry that she almost doubted her outlook on life. She pointed at Zhao Min who was still playing in the water, "How did my princess attract you!"

At this time, Zhao Min finally noticed Lin Donglai indifferently!
She was also listening to Lin Donglai's answer, and she had already put her hand on the gun at her waist.

Why is the weapon so exaggerated every time Mao enters the era...

"Your princess has attracted me everywhere!" Lin Donglai said bravely.

The little maid didn't believe it, she pointed at Zhao Min's hair and said, "Look at the hair of our princess!"

"Dirty to ashes!" Lin Donglai replied, feeling a little nauseous.

"Look into her eyes again!"

"The anger of the single eyelid!"

"Her nose!"

"It's concave like an accident scene!"

"Her face!"

"Round like a marinated egg!"

"And her mouth!"

"Similar to Lei Gongzui!"

"Her skin!"

"The rough ones can be frosted!"

"Her boobs!"

"Peace can stabilize the world!"

"Her height!"

"The dwarf is on the top, and the loli is on the big side!"

"Her feet!"

"Too abstract!"

The maid asked with tears in her eyes: "Don't tell me! My princess, who has no merits, is your favorite dish!"

Lin Donglai resisted the urge and nausea in his heart, and gave a thumbs up disgustedly: "It's because of her uniqueness that I deeply... vomit... fell in love with her!"

"You pervert!"

"Thank you!"

"I'm not praising you!" The little maid ran away crying.

There is only one princess who is dumbfounded.

The princess was finally willing to let go of her hand from her waist, and grinned at Lin Donglai.

She stretched out her hand, motioning for Lin Dong to come over!

Lin Donglai just passed by.

"Zhang Wuji!"

"Ouch!" Lin Donglai finally couldn't hold back and vomited out, "Princess! It's fine with your rough voice, why did you open your mouth, and all you spit out is poisonous gas!"

The princess was about to get angry.

Lin Donglai stopped immediately: "But it reminds me of our poor family when I was a child, the old pickles my mother pickled, and the stinky tofu I like to eat very much!"

"People don't believe your words! My father told me that you men from the Central Plains have a sweet mouth and can fool many girls!" The princess said, "This is the first time I've been in a relationship and I don't have any experience. How can you lie to me!"

Lin Donglai was crying, just like you, someone has to lie to you!

But acting requires dedication. He supported Zhao Min's shoulders with both hands, and said, "Minmin! I love you...!"

"I don't believe it! Unless you kiss me!" the princess said, "You said you like stinky tofu!"

The lie I told, I have to kiss it with tears in my eyes!
Lin Donglai closed his eyes and kissed her!
But the result was beyond Lin Donglai's expectation. He thought that he would kiss in the stinky ditch, but in fact it was not that bad.

At best it looks like... trash!Rubbish!field!

After the kiss, Lin Donglai was already a mess.The whole person is about to withdraw from the body, and the soul flies away.

The princess asked shyly, "How do you feel?"

Lin Donglai's face was pale, and he laughed worse than crying and praised: "It's an endless aftertaste!"

"Let's do it again!" The princess was very happy, she raised her toes and touched Lin Donglai's lips.

Wan Ru in the sunset!

A pile of rubbish that happened to enter the mouth during an accidental encounter, and twice!

Lin Donglai's legs became weak and he fell to his knees.

The princess asked a little excitedly: "Did I stink to you!"

"No!" Lin Donglai said weakly, "I'm just as happy as a flower. I was thinking about the wonderful scene when I married you! Minmin! Let's be together! Be my girlfriend! Ah no! Wife! We can have children! Twelve better!"

"Hate it! Why are there so many babies!" the princess asked curiously.

"I just came up with a whim! If we have twelve boys, we will join the national football team and part-time basketball team when we grow up. Then every time we open our doors and blow on others, we will be invincible!" Lin Dong Lai cried and said, "Those who offend China, just need to breathe!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" The princess snuggled into Lin Donglai's arms sweetly, "How do you feel now!"

"It's like being gay!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "Oh no! I'm so excited, I wish I could have you right away!"

"Hate it! You have to ask that the media is marrying me! But now, I want to go fishing in the river! You accompany me!" said the princess, "I am happy, and naturally I will let people from all sects go. The reason is that they said that I Ugly! But as long as you are with Brother Wuji, it is enough for you to think I am beautiful!"

Lin Donglai squatted down depressed, it's all right!As the saying goes, he closes his eyes and the result is the same.

Even if it is really necessary to reproduce the scene, the night of flowers and candles!
In other words, when the time comes, she won't be so fierce that she can't restrain herself!

Will it be drained?

probably not!

early...

Smoked to death!
Lin Donglai pinched his nose and praised: "I thought you just had a stinky mouth, but I didn't expect you to have worse feet! Don't use those tools to fish, if you put your feet in the water, those fish will roll their eyes! "

"Are my feet beautiful!" the princess asked.

"nice!"

"How do you like it!"

"like!"

"Come on! Give me a kiss!"

"..."

Lin Donglai cried and said: "You should kill me with one knife!"

The princess said angrily: "Hmph! I knew you were talking nonsense, I thought you really liked me!"

"No! It's like this!" Lin Donglai said angrily, "Why are you so unselfish as a daughter? Although I like you! But you kissed me again, and you wanted me to kiss here and there! Isn't it too much?" Frivolous! I! What I want is the kind of..."

"Don't talk about Brother Wuji! I know I was wrong!" The princess reached out to cover Lin Donglai's mouth.

"Did you touch your feet just now?" Lin Donglai asked with hot eyes.

"Yes! Do you like it?" The princess looked forward to the answer.

Lin Donglai said with red eyes, "I like it..."