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"You finally woke up!" said the fat girl.

Lin Dong went back and forth to warm up the feeling just now, and then asked: "Just now I met two people who kept telling me about Mu Duolu! I thought no one in this world could speak Simplified Chinese!"

"What Mu Duolu means is, run!" the fat girl said, "I can communicate with all living beings. Who are you? Where did you come from? Why do you speak different words from people!"

"It's a long story! I was originally a person from another time and space. I was sent here to help the beautiful goddess of creation here, Nuwa, to help mend the sky! This is my mission!" Lin Donglai said.

The fat girl said, "What if you fail? What will happen to you?"

"Here to die!" Lin Donglai said.

"Ah!" The fat girl became sentimental and said, "I don't want you to die!"

"Then why don't you take me to find Nuwa?" Lin Donglai said, "If she doesn't understand Simplified Chinese, you can still be my interpreter!"

The fat girl pointed at herself and said, "You have already found it!"

"Hahahaha! It's so easy...you're messing around! In the fairy tales, Nuwa created human beings. She is beautiful and kind, and she is the first beauty in the world! Tell me now, in ancient times, fat was considered beautiful? So you three Is your body that weighs a hundred catties the only manifestation of your beauty?" Lin Donglai complained.

Nvwa said shamelessly: "I was very beautiful three years ago! I have a good figure, but I fell out of love, and later found that the food made by people is very delicious. And I found that when I eat, I don't feel uncomfortable. .I just eat and eat, I am not proud and indulgent. I eat and eat, I am not afraid of being barefoot!"

"Just... three hundred catties?" Lin Donglai said in a daze.

"Ok!"

"Well, you big-headed ghost!" Lin Donglai said, "You know that mending the sky is your duty, right?"

"Yes!" Nuwa nodded and said, "But it's a bit difficult now!"

"What difficulty! I'll help you!" Lin Donglai asked.

Nuwa shyly said: "My! I can't fly anymore!"

"Nonsense!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "Don't tell me, the pair of phantom wings behind you are the only tool to support you to fly to the sky to mend the sky!"

"Well!" Nuwa said, "I also know that I have a great responsibility, so I want to hold back, and I want to make myself lighter by starving my stomach!"

"You persisted?" Lin Donglai didn't believe it at all.

Nu Wa thought for a while, and replied: "I found it useful! I can starve for two days and eat one day!"

"Then what is the usual amount of food for a day?" Lin Donglai asked.

"This... I didn't care about it, until I was full!" Nuwa said, "I thought that if I didn't eat for two days, I would eat for one day, so I can eat happily this day!"

"Eat your sister!" Lin Donglai fell into despair, "It's useless! Not only will it not lose weight, but it will also make your body function disorder, your body surface will be swollen, and you will become fatter!"

"I found out!" Nuwa said happily, "So I gave up! I thought about how to fool the big bird and fly me to the sky after I was full!"

"The result!" Lin Donglai had a bad feeling.

"I want to eat bird eggs!"

"I knew it!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "Just because you want to eat human and bird eggs, it will be considered light if it doesn't kill you! Sure enough, this task is so difficult! You weigh three hundred catties, just lose weight , It will take a few years, if the will is not firm, I will go! I want to stay here forever! No wonder there is no time limit for this task! I can’t go back to my feelings!”

Nuwa said to Lin Dong: "However! Since I don't complete the mission of mending the sky, you will die here. How could I let you die! After all, I gave you my first kiss! I've decided! I never Listen to you now! But I have one request!"

"Say!" Lin Donglai asked desperately.

"Do you care about the food?" Nuwa asked.

"Did you choose to listen to me because you couldn't find anything to eat?" Lin Donglai discovered a terrible fact.

Nuwa looked at the sky and said, "Oh! How can I mend such a big hole in the sky!"

"Don't change the subject! I want to go back!" Lin Donglai said, "You are a god, right!"

"Ok!"

"You used to be as beautiful as a flower, right?"

"Ok!"

"Do you want to change back to your confident self?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Very good! Now!" Nuwa said.

Lin Donglai looked confused: "As a goddess! The first beauty in the world, why don't you love yourself! You know, no one will like you if you are so fat!"

"I know! Anyway, I'm also broken in love!" Nuwa said, "The food is delicious!"

"Then have you ever thought about it! Floods are flooding, the earth is cracked, and wild beasts are rampant! All your people live in the midst of water and fire. Whoever cooks for you creates delicious things! Who..."

"Stop talking!" Nuwa said.

"Are you enlightened?" Lin Donglai grasped the last hope.

"If they die! I'll pinch them again!" Nuwa said.

"Is there... any way to chat?" Lin Donglai simply sat on the ground and said, "It's reasonable! I say so much because I'm shy! If I have to say it, I like you! I'm from another A whole world came looking for you, and my mission is actually to pick you up!"

Nuwa blinked and replied: "I'm fat! But I'm not stupid! As you said just now, if I didn't mend the sky, you would be the one who died! If you came to pick me up, then you died here, wouldn't you? Even better! Spend your life here by lingering with me! If not, then you are worried that you will die, so you say you like me! Every good thing about you men!"

"Come here! I won't believe it today! With my modern methods of picking up girls, I can't pick up a girl from ancient times like you!" Lin Donglai pulled her over, intending to hold her in his arms.

"Oops~"

Nuwa asked nervously: "What's the matter with you! Also, it's the first time I've been hugged like this, it's weird!"

"It's okay! After you sat up, I think I can use a wheelchair in the future, and I lost feeling in my legs! But that's not the point!" Lin Donglai said, "I'll hold you, and then..."

"How about it?" Nuwa asked expectantly.

"I found out that I can't hold it with both hands!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I'm sorry! This is the first time I have pursued fatness like this, and I have no experience!"

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The second trick is to talk softly in the ear, blowing a breath from time to time, so that her ears become soft, and she becomes more open-minded, wow ha ha ha!

"Wawa! Seriously, you should lose weight!" Lin Donglai said softly, and then blew into her ear.

"Damn it! You are so shy!" Nu Wa finished speaking and pushed Lin Dong.

Then he flew out with a whoosh.

"Hey! Are you okay!" Nuwa hurried over, and about a minute later, she ran to the place where Lin Donglai fell.

Lin Donglai wiped the blood from his forehead and said, "It's okay! Men, haha, who hasn't shed blood! But, if you don't promise me, I will die on the way to soak you first."

"Do you really like me?" Nuwa asked.

Lin Donglai said: "The sun and the moon can learn from each other!"

"You can do anything for me?"

"Heaven and earth conscience! If you want the moon in the sky, I will pick it off for you!" Lin Donglai said casually, "But! I just can't pick it up, unless you can take me to fly!"

"Prove that you like me! It's very simple!" Nuwa pointed to the volcano and said, "Steal me the bird's eggs, I'm hungry!"