I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"How long has it been since we saw Jian Yichao!" Lin Donglai said.

"Hahahaha! Not bad! It actually changed my plot a little bit!" said Jianchao.

"You're really amazing!" Lin Donglai said, "during college, you've been pretending to be mentally retarded! Bragging! No, no, no! You're such a smart person, you can't say you're bragging. You're kidding us! For four years, you played us for four years! So when you saw that I was not only living a good life, but also charming, so you got jealous and wanted to deal with me!"

"Don't put gold on your face!" Jian Chao said indifferently, "I just randomly found a target on the major lists! But I didn't expect it to be you! It's really meaningless to beat you directly, you From college to now, she is still not mature at all!"

"That's right! You're amazing!" Lin Dong said, "But! I'm not like the male lead in my novel, very powerful and invincible! I'm just an ordinary me, and, after tonight, I I decided to buy a book of proverbs and read them! The three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang! We are not as smart as you, so we should perform our own duties, give full play to each person's characteristics, and expose your conspiracy!"

At this moment, Conan's BGM played.

Lin Donglai glanced at Guo Yao in embarrassment, and said, "You...naughty!"

Guo Yao blushed and said, "I think you should do this!"

"How is it possible!" Lin Donglai turned on the phone and played the jihad BGM, "Wow hahaha! This is mine! I am the man with the BGM!"

Jian Jian covered his face and said, "You are so funny! Does your family know that!"

"Uh huh! Closer to home!" Lin Donglai said, "Actually, you are right! I will frantically ask for help and ask many people for help. You are very accurate in every step! But have you ever thought about it in your brain? When everyone comes together, there will be an inevitable event, and a random event!"

"I thought of everything! Jia Qingfeng! Come out!" Jian Chao said indifferently.

Jia Qingfeng pushed open the door and came out, ate spicy strips and tofu nao, and said, "I'm sorry! I'm so hungry! Also, smart man, let me ask you a question, is sweet tofu nao better, or salty one? Answer , spicy strips with sweet tofu nao, and a bite of rotten pickles after dinner! You will feel... disgusting!"

Easy to twitch towards the corner of the mouth!

"I'm sorry! I'm used to being funny! It doesn't suit your style! I'll adjust it again!" Jia Qingfeng said, "Hmm! Lin Donglai, what did you say just now?"

At this time, the BGM of the young Bao Qingtian resounded.

Pull back to the main theme and solve the case!

Lin Donglai said: "This moment of pretense! I should have done it, but I really can't pretend! Come on, come on! Close the door and let Jia Qingfeng go!"

"You treat me like a dog!" Jia Qingfeng cried bitterly.

He was pushed in front of Jian Jianchao by Lin Donglai.

Jianchao is no longer that kind of friendly smile, but a creepy atmosphere.

He said indifferently: "It was you who ruined my good deed!"

"I was entrusted by Lin Donglai! Besides, you want to kill! Not only do you want to kill innocent people, but you also want to hurt uncles and aunts!" Jia Qingfeng said with a sneer, "As I said just now, the appearance of each of us, There will be an inevitable event, and accidental event! This is probability followed by chance! Inevitable things, you can expect, because each of us has our own specialties. I am a researcher in physics, and I am a double master in mathematics. A student with a degree! Younger brother Qingtai, he is a master of loli reasoning!"

"Brother Qingfeng! It's logical reasoning!"

"I'm sorry! I'm not interested in your literary studies! Brother Qingtai, he's a master of lolita pushback!"

Liu Qingtai complained: "It's not as good as the one just now! Don't learn from my brother-in-law! Be normal! Now it's the BGM of the young Bao Qingtian, let's have Zhou Jie, Lu Yi, and Deng Chao's demeanor! Three people in one!"

"Isn't that the same thing?" Jia Qingfeng asked.

"Have you had enough trouble?" Jian Yichao was about to have a splitting headache!
"Sourui!" Jia Qingfeng said, "Then let's start reasoning! It's just that our author just couldn't write anything, so we used to pour water! Wahahaha!"

"Readers pay to read books!" Jian Jianchao said indifferently, "The next one will deal with authors like you!"

"Hmm! Didn't you also accompany me to pour hundreds of words!" Jia Qingfeng complained, "The story you used was the night law enforcer plus the seven crimes! The seven crimes also use coordinates, serial numbers, and serial numbers to represent time! It seems If you don’t give the punishment time, you have already given it! The first person’s punishment starts at one o’clock, early in the morning, and then one o’clock. The coordinates are the hour hand and the second hand! Combined, they will die in this way!”

"You're smart! What's the order!"

"Just now I talked about random events, this is what Guo Yao's sister suddenly thought of! Could it be that you just accidentally saw some shape, and then walked the entire village, which just corresponds to the timetable! Then we are drawing pictures! Unfortunately, sister Guo Yao is a master of drawing. She calculated that you use a five-pointed star in a circle, first walk in a circle, then walk out of a five-pointed star shape, just finish the seven people, and then go to Lin Donglai Here. The time, the minute and the second are not bad, and there is no error! I have to say, you are really crazy!" Jia Qingfeng said, "Then you use the knowledge in physics, such as force, reference object, specific heat capacity, etc., to deal with the first three , using Western religious ceremonies. Then use chemical formulas to deal with the last four, and then use domestic religious ceremonies. Finally, you have to deal with parents from the East, using the stock market, fraud, fortune-telling, etc., metaphysics, Statistics, probability, mathematics, reasoning, psychology, and calculations are used to deal with Lin Donglai!"

"But you are even better! I know everything!" Jian Jian said indifferently.

Jia Qingfeng said with a smile: "A blind cat meets a dead mouse! You took advantage of Donglai's father, who likes to make a little money, and you set the trap two months ago, so that he unconsciously entered the game with a vague understanding. In the stock market, Shenhe has entered a black box operation. If the report is exposed, his father will go to jail. Her mother is a little superstitious. You deliberately use dark night law enforcement and crows to scare her. Through a series of metaphysics, let her firmly believe in ghosts and gods. Tell her fortune, trick her into eating a bunch of disgusting things, and then let her bloodlet, save her! You! Your heart is so poisonous!"

"Haha!" Simple smiled.

"That's the smile! It seems that I want to express it, and that's all I want!" Jia Qingfeng said, "The script you introduced to his sister, going to the United States to film, was also discussed, and the contract was signed! But I'm sorry, Liu Qingtai came back from studying abroad. His mentor knew someone and immediately intervened. Now that the girl is self-defeating, she can really be the screenwriter of American dramas and write American dramas! As for her aunt, I'll go, you have sinister intentions, you are right At the right time, arrange a hero to save the beauty, and use psychology to make people lose confidence in their husbands. Then, from the Internet and in reality, they pursue love fanatically. They want her to divorce, and then the family breaks up. Not only that, Aunts from the east, and distant cousins, etc., etc., you all count! This is the list!"

After Jia Qingfeng finished speaking, he handed over the list to Jianchao, and said, "You thought that the situation that was set up a long time ago has already been arranged! Do you not understand now? From the time of the accident to the present, Lin Donglai was in charge yesterday morning. I just figured out what was going on. Why did everything you prepared for three months just go to waste? Because, there are so many people! And because! Let me tell you a secret, in the world of online literature! Lin Dong Here is the hero you are jealous of, with a halo of pig feet! At the same time, well, let me say the point, the National Association is protecting him. As early as half a month ago, many problems were discovered! A dozen smart people were sent to Totally figured out the whole thing!"

"What?" Jian Chao was a little confused.

"But that's not the point! The point is that Donglai himself doesn't know!" Jia Qingfeng said, "You are too smart, if you don't keep the client in the dark, how can you be beaten to pieces! Your plan is perfect , but you are arrogant! You think you have considered every detail! But sorry, from the very beginning, you are doing useless work. In professional terms, it is, you are so cool today, such a show-stopping performance , it’s really a joke in our eyes!”

"Pfft!" Jian Jian spat out a mouthful of blood.