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"System prompt: Look for the lost Xiaotian dog!"

When Lin Donglai came to his senses, he was already standing in a place surrounded by clouds and mist, as graceful as a fairyland.

At a glance, he saw endless clouds, and beside him was a gate constructed by two huge pillars.Above the door, there are four big characters written: "South Heaven Gate!"

Sorry for being illiterate, wrong number!

At this time, the system prompt also came, reminding him to find the lost Xiaotian dog.

Lin Donglai touched the center of his brow subconsciously, and found that there was no third eye!
obviously!He is not Erlang Shen!

After diligent preliminary investigation, Lin Donglai found some clues!
That is!
He is just a war five scum who is responsible for guarding the Nantian Gate, commonly known as Tianbing No. [-].

This cheating intrusion!

System task: Erlangshen drank too much yesterday, and ignored Xiao Tiangou who was in depression.When he woke up, the Xiaotian dog was lost.Please help Erlang God find the lost Xiaotian dog!

Reward: A kiss from Erlang God!
"vomit!"

"Can I exchange for a reward? Let's talk! Can you find the lost Jade Rabbit? At least I can meet Chang'e and pick her up by the way!" Lin Donglai said.

Anyway, the system did not give time to complete the task!

And now Lin Donglai doesn't know why he entered indiscriminately.

I'm not sure if anyone else messed in.

He saw a buddy who was about to switch shifts with him.

"You don't need to stand guard today, go help Zhenjun Erlang find the lost Xiaotian dog!" Tianbing said.

Lin Donglai nodded, and then asked, "Excuse me! How do I get from Nantianmen to Guanghan Palace?"

"Take the Tianting No. [-] bus, and then take the Tianting high-speed rail, you can get there in eight hours!" Tianbing replied.

"Pull it down! Let me not say that you used the wrong time! Besides, there are buses and high-speed trains in Tianting?" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.

"Uh... yes!" Tianbing replied.

"Suannihang!" After Lin Dong finished speaking, he changed into ordinary clothes and left from Nantianmen.

He passed Tianhe and saw Tianpeng training Tianbing Navy.

Based on this inference, it should not be the era in which Monkey King appeared in Journey to the West, it should be earlier than that era.

"You're a pig!" Tianpeng yelled at a soldier, "Just find a passer-by who can do better than you!"

Lin Donglai shook his head helplessly: "Hey! If you still scold others, then you will be a pig!"

"And you! The bitch is chirping! You have to have strength when you shoot a gun or a knife!" Tianpeng said, "Like this!"

He gestured twice.

"So handsome!" The Heavenly Soldiers applauded collectively.

"Handsome ass! I just have an itchy back and I'm scratching it!"

Tianmen suddenly felt that the whole world was bad.

"you!"

Tianpeng found Lin Donglai and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Lin Donglai thought that he might know Tianpeng, so he passed.

Canopy said at this time: "Do it again and show them!"

Lin Donglai threw two knives casually!

"Well! Not bad! That's it! You haven't returned to the team yet?" Canopy asked.

"I... am not a sailor!" Lin Donglai said awkwardly.

Tianpeng blushed and asked, "Then you are..."

"I'm just a Zhanwu scum passing by!" Lin Donglai replied even more confused.

"Then you stay here and watch for a long time! Who told you to watch it! Ah! Are you a pig!" Canopy shouted angrily, "What are you looking at! You want to die!"

"I'm just looking for Xiaotiangou!" Lin Donglai said, "Also! Be kind to pigs, you will know later."

"Get out! There are only these pigs here, no dogs!" Tianpeng said, "Get out too!"

Interlude!
It was only later that Lin Donglai found out that the reason why the canopy turned into a pig.

It was when he was reincarnated in the underworld, and the King of Hades was melancholy, how to solve this drudgery.

I only heard Tianpeng scolding Po Meng: "Are you a pig!"

The kings of Hades from the Ten Temples collectively went up to persuade the fight, but in the end, the canopy took one bite at a time, are you a pig!
They were so angry that they asked, "Then what do you want to be reincarnated?"

"are you a pig!"

Then he becomes a pig!

Of course, this is something.

At this time, the canopy was still very arrogant. Once the Jade Emperor asked him how the sailors were doing, he almost greeted the Jade Emperor, are you a pig?

In fact, strictly speaking, Chang'e still has a good impression of the canopy.

At the Peach Blossom Party, Chang'e went to toast and hinted that she could go out secretly at night.

I only heard Tianpeng say: "Are you a pig!"

Chang'e blocked him.

Such an aimless search, a lost roaring dog.

Lin Dong came to investigate secretly, but what he heard was all the privacy in the heavenly court.

"Let me tell you! Among the Eight Immortals, He Xiangu has an F in the CUP!" the water god Zhu Rong said attentively.

"I ask you! Where's the dog!"

"Chang'e has a good figure! I was itchy to see it that time!"

"I ask you! Where's the dog!"

"Go away! You are not one of our comrades!"

"..."

"I'm angry! Let me ask you! Where's the dog!" Lin Donglai asked.

"Hey! The Roaring Sky Dog got lost, Erlang God didn't even worry! What do you want to do, you little celestial soldier guarding the Nantianmen Gate! Showing your attention!" Zhu Rong said impatiently, "Maybe! It was stewed! Maybe it went down to earth And now there are lots and lots of puppies!"

"Uh..." Lin Donglai cried, "Are you gods so boring!"

"That! Maybe you can ask the Seventh Fairy, she is crying by the Tianhe River!" Vulcan Gonggong replied, "Also! Have we met somewhere?"

"Down! Although you are still an actor in the girl's story, we are not acting in the same story now! Respect the actor's self-cultivation! I am not the girl's husband now, I am! In front of Nantianmen!"

"War the five dregs! I know." Gong Gong said.

"Get lost!" Lin Donglai cried.

"Oh!"

"That's not right!" Gonggong realized, "Are you fighting the five scum?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Why do you let me go?" Gong Gong said, "One-on-one!"

Lin Donglai couldn't help complaining: "It was agreed to fight one-on-one, why did you both show your magic weapons? Also, let me tell you a scientific basis! When the flame of the god of fire and the flood of the god of water want to unite Deal with me! There is only one situation?"

"What's going on?" they both asked at the same time.

"Turn into water vapor!"

"roll!"

The two of them said in unison.

pull down!
What a mess!

Lin Donglai simply went to find Seven Fairies!

"Little fairy! Why are you sitting here crying!" Lin Donglai asked.

The Seventh Fairy Ah Zi cried and said: "Bing Bing! I am moved!"

"You seven fairies, do you always call others like this?" Lin Donglai said, "Then you call Gonggong, aren't you father-in-law?"

"Pfft!" Ah Zi laughed.

Lin Donglai said: "If you move your heart, you will go down to earth! There is a man named Dong Yong below, who will peek at you taking a bath, and then you two will become a cowherd and a weaver girl! Although my story is a bit messy, but now it is one messed up world."

"Uh... what are you talking about?" Xiao Qi asked.

"Pretend I didn't say anything! By the way, have you seen the Xiaotian dog?" Lin Donglai asked.

"You promise me one thing! I'll tell you!" Xiaoqi replied.

"Okay! Tell me what's going on!" Lin Donglai said.

Xiaoqi said: "Let's have an affair!"

"puff!"

"What's wrong?" Xiao Qi asked.

"My mind is a bit messed up! Let me count for you! There are so many hot guys in the heaven, why did you choose me?"

"I don't know how to answer you, I have a forced answer in my mind, the plot needs it!" Xiao Qi blinked cutely, "Steal?"

"I'll steal it from you for your ridiculous answer!" Lin Donglai said shamelessly.

"Close your eyes!"

"Well! I'm ready, I won't resist what you want to do to me! By the way, why do I feel like you're binding me! Girls in the heaven, are they all playing so high! There are bundled PLAYs !"

"Okay! Open your eyes!" Xiaoqi said with a smile, "You men! You don't have a good thing! You just stay here obediently! Just like my sister said, you are a Zhanwu scum who guards the Nantianmen, And don't take a pee and take a picture of yourself!"

"Don't go, Xiaoqi! At least you unbutton my pants so that I can take a pee and take a picture of myself! Hey! Do good things to the end, and play a full set!"

"It's strange! We don't have a date! I will never like you in my life."

"I'll just fuck you!" Lin Donglai said, "Speaking of which! Anyone who set up a flang in front of me will die! I'm so panicked by you!"