I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

Cloudy day, strong wind.

Lin Donglai found that he didn't look like a person in the world of martial arts at all, but he still didn't fit in with the people in this world.

When others are wandering in the rivers and lakes, he wants to go to the south of the Yangtze River and live in seclusion.Others rode white horses, he rode a donkey.

Exasperating!The donkey stopped every step, peed every ten steps, and shit every twenty steps.

After walking for an hour, you have to rest and eat.

At this rate, when he went to Jiangnan, the donkey would buy fodder for all the money his master blacksmith gave him to open a shop in Jiangnan.

"Brother donkey! Can we discuss something! You see that you ate and drank, can we speed up?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Uh! Uh!" the donkey made a protesting sound, and then leisurely walked out of the grove.

Lin Donglai finally relaxed when he saw an inn not far ahead.Finally, there is no need to eat and sleep in the open like yesterday.Especially the current ghost weather, it really makes people want to shit.

The name of the inn is Yun Tianya, a very unique name.

The shop clerk originally came out to greet him with a smile on his face, but when he saw that Lin Donglai was disheveled, and he was riding a donkey, the key was that the donkey was particularly smelly.He immediately poked his face and pinched his nose.

"Guest officer! Just tie the donkey there!" The waiter didn't even want to come out to help.

Lin Donglai couldn't see such a snob, so he got off the donkey himself, and led the old man to the stable.

Pointing to the fine horse here, he said proudly: "Everyone from all over the world is here because of fate, but please don't discriminate racially, you understand!"

"Moo!" All the horses didn't seem to welcome Lin Donglai's donkey very much.

"Did you see it?" Lin Donglai took the opportunity to say, "It's because your donkeys are too slow, they are all four-legged, and the horses despise you! Have you seen the mare over there, she will never look down on her in her life You! If you don't change your image!"

The donkey lowered his head in aggrieved expression.

"By the way! Other people's mounts have famous names! Chasing the wind, Gaefeng, Delu, Chitu! No matter what I say, I can be regarded as a literati, so I should give a more famous name!"

The donkey looked at Lin Donglai expectantly.

"I'll call you Rhubarb from now on!"

"Er..." The donkey let out a miserable cry.

Lin Donglai laughed and entered the inn.

There were some people sitting in the inn bustling at this time, their first reaction was to look up at Lin Donglai, and then after they were convinced that Lin Donglai was weak, they turned around and did what they should do!

The shop waiter pointed to the table in the farthest corner and said, "Should the guest stay in the shop directly, or eat something first?"

"Eat something first!" Lin Donglai said, "I'm almost starving to death! What do you have here?"

"Hey guest officer! Although our place is remote, we have excellent Nurhong, roasted chicken fat, beef, mutton and fish." The waiter said.

Lin Donglai thought about it, and said softly: "Give me a bowl of the number one delicacy in ancient times, Yangchun noodles!"

"Oh." The waiter was about to cry, so why don't you ask a question!

Lin Donglai felt good about himself. After sitting down, he looked around at the people around him.

Each of these people has a very deep foundation, and they are all from the rivers and lakes, because each of them wears weapons on their bodies.

He eats with one hand and holds a weapon in the other.

Shouldn't it be!
Wait a minute what's going on!

Lin Donglai thought back to the thirteen swords of Yulang that he had learned in his mind. He probably would have been hacked to death by anyone here without Yulang.

Hey!
Really weak!
A couple who looked like lovers at the table near the door were ready to go upstairs after eating.

At this time, Lin Donglai felt that the painting styles around him were different. If there was a classic martial arts drama BGM, then there would definitely be a burst of awesome melody.

According to this melody, it is time to come in with a character commensurate with the atmosphere at this moment.

Sure enough, there was the sound of a horse honking outside the door.

The waiter in the shop hurriedly threw Lin Donglai's Yangchun noodles on the table, and arrived at the door in two steps in three steps.

Really great!

Unexpectedly, Xiao Er's lightness skill is even better than his own.

No wonder he was so defiant just now!

Hey!
"My majestic Lin Donglai, who is the strongest in the magic world, has been reduced to the point where he can't even beat a waiter! Who set it up! I'll kill him!" At this moment, Lin Donglai had a strong feeling in his heart. mental activity.

After a while, the shop clerk came back, without a smile on his face, more like he got a bad nose.

Lin Donglai gloated and told you to discriminate against me!
Suddenly a gust of wind blew outside the door, a light breeze, mixed with a scent.This unusual fragrance comes from a young woman.

She was dressed all in white, held a long sword, and covered her face with a white veil.

Just looking at the outline and figure like this, Lin Donglai thinks it's all unbelievable.

The waiter seemed a little afraid of her, and asked in a low voice, "What would you like to eat, Miss?"

"Noodles!" the beauty replied, and then sat down near the door.

"What kind of noodles?" the waiter asked again.

"Eatable noodles!" The beauty replied again.

The waiter really wants to slap his mouth now, why bother to ask nonsense.

He forced a smile on his face and said, "Wait a minute, girl!"

at this time!

The atmosphere is very wrong!

Everyone is eager to try, although everyone is still pretending to eat, the weapons in their hands are tightly clenched.

You can even hear the creaking sound of everyone's fingers and swords due to friction.

"Boo! Hah! Hah!"

In this tense atmosphere, they heard a very discordant voice.

Including the beauties, everyone turned their eyes to the corner, to Lin Donglai's position.

Lin Donglai was eating Yangchun noodles, the first delicacy in martial arts novels, and the taste was quite good, so he ate happily.

He didn't expect that the big shots in the Jianghu would all stare at him.

Now Lin Donglai felt a little embarrassed.

He lowered his head shyly, like a child who has done something wrong.

This group of experienced seniors were all staring at Lin Donglai with a ferocious look, as if they wanted to kill or tear apart everything they saw.

Just in this case!
"Hoo!" Lin Donglai couldn't help taking another sip, because this noodle was really delicious, and he was also very hungry.

Seeing that this group of people had no reaction other than their eyes, he began to eat crazily.

On the contrary, the seniors were embarrassed, and turned their attention to the beautiful woman covered in white gauze, and the atmosphere was forcibly pulled back.

Although Lin Donglai was still eating sputteringly.

I saw an elderly man who had already prepared his own thoughts, and then slowly got up, ready to speak.

"Xiaoer!" Lin Donglai's shout interrupted his speech.

The waiter was hiding in a corner watching the excitement, when he heard Lin Donglai's call, he really had the urge to rush over and kill him.

Didn't you see that something big is about to happen!

"What's the matter, guest officer?" the waiter asked.

"One more bowl!" Lin Donglai said with a playful smile, "You don't need to look for the rest, I will reward you!"

The waiter's face twitched violently, he tightly grasped the five copper coins that Lin Donglai gave him, and said, "Guest officer! A bowl of Yangchun noodles and three Wen! You still owe me a penny, where did you get the reward!"

"Really? Hahahaha! I'm sorry!" Lin Donglai took out two copper coins from his crotch, "Look! This is enough money, and I will reward you with one more coin!"

The waiter was almost smoked to death.

I only heard the beauty say: "Xiao Er! Remember to wash your hands later, wash them clean before serving the noodles!"

"Okay! Okay!" The waiter was about to cry.

He has seen a lot of strange things and weird people, and this is the first time he has seen Lin Donglai who is unhygienic and yet righteous.

Being disturbed by Lin Donglai, the old man who wanted to speak just now had no chance.

The waiter brought two bowls of Yangchun noodles, one for Lin Donglai and one for the beauty.

Everyone was curious about how the beauty would eat noodles without taking off her veil.

then……

She opened the side and started to eat slowly.

Lin Donglai's eyes were straightened, but he didn't see what she was like, which made people itch.

However, the overall atmosphere is divided into two waves. The first wave is these seniors, who look at beautiful women very strangely.Another wave of people are two people who eat noodles.One sputtered, the other chewed slowly.

"boom!"

at last!

An impatient burly man patted the table, pointed at the beautiful woman and said, "Dare to ask! Are you from Absolute Cold Palace?"