God-level Alipay

Back at the villa, shake off the messy things in my mind, and open Alipay.

"Xianzun, what's the matter? I'm waiting for you."

"Shangxian, Shangxian, have you thought about the matter with the Seventh Fairy? I'm so anxious to wait, old iron."

Li Tianci, who was in a gloomy mood before, finally felt better after seeing the news from these gods.

This group of funny gods have nothing to do all day long. Once I expect something, I will look forward to it every day, which is very interesting.

Open the fairy news, and open the chat interface of the God of Cookery.

It's been a long time since I chatted with the God of Cookery. Because this guy helped once before, his life is flourishing. Even now, under the reform system of the Jade Emperor, he can still live a very nourishing life.

"God of Cookery, it seems that you have been doing well recently, and you have forgotten about me."

The God of Cookery is taking a nap. He just went to a celebration banquet yesterday. He is a descendant of an ancient god, and he set up hundreds of tables with pride.

Hearing the words coming down from mid-air, the God of Cookery jumped up from his chair.

"Shangxian, how dare I forget the kindness of Shangxian's knowledge and encounter? It's just that the little fairy is small and humble, and he has never respected the Shangxian properly. I am really ashamed."

Li Tianci nodded, it was considered that the God of Cookery had a conscience.

"How's business those days?"

The God of Cookery replied truthfully: "It's less than before. It's scattered and not too busy. The gods in Tianting like the new and dislike the old too fast. Now almost no one eats the beggar chicken. Pineapple sweet and sour pork, and Several goddesses will ask Xiaoxian to do it once in a while."

Listening to the report of the God of Cookery, Li Tianci thought for a while and took it for granted. After all, those gods have lived for countless years, and it is not easy for them to be interested in something for a long time.

After all, if a person only eats one kind of food, he will feel a little bored, let alone a god.

Only by constantly introducing the old and bringing forth the new, so that the speed of these gods' love of the new and dislike of the old cannot keep up with their speed of introducing the old and bringing forth the new, so that the gang of gods have no chance to react at all.

"Well, how do you usually eat Wen Ding in Heaven?"

Li Tianci needs to know what the Wen Ding of the Heavenly Court looks like in order to catch him by surprise, otherwise this move will be blind.

The God of Cookery was taken aback when he heard this: "Wen Ding? There are too few people eating Wen Ding in Tianting, because some gods think it is not clean, so many people use chopsticks together to dip in Wen Ding, it is too careless. So , Wen Ding is less and less eaten. In addition, these gods usually live in seclusion, so no one eats it."

When Li Tianci heard this, he burst into laughter: "Are these gods mentally retarded? Can't we just use serving chopsticks?"

"Chopsticks?"

The God of Cookery was taken aback. Are there male and female chopsticks?Immediately puzzled, he said: "Chopsticks, can't there be male and female?"

what what?
Li Tianci was completely defeated by this God of Cookery, this God of Cookery, my dear baby, your understanding ability is simply against the sky.

Well, since you are not from the mortal world, I will not make a deal with you for the time being.

"It means that a fairy family uses two pairs of chopsticks, one for himself and one for serving vegetables. Isn't that a perfect solution?"

Li Tianci rolled his eyes, Heaven's technology is outdated, that's fine, after all, there is no immortality in the mortal world, but this backward IQ is a bit unreasonable, right?

Hearing what Li Tianci said, the God of Cookery immediately saw a car in front of him, and jumped up: "That's right, this will perfectly solve the ills that some gods dislike. Shangxian, you are simply a god! Grandpa Sanqing, How did the Heavenly Court produce such a great immortal like you? This method really coincides with the way of heaven, Ming Rong..."

"Okay, okay, you might as well go out and cook a meal for flattering..."

A black line flowed down Li Tianci's head, why did the God of Cookery say the same thing every time?
The last time Beggar Chicken was in harmony with the Dao of Heaven and Dao of Heaven. How could the Dao of Heaven be merged so easily?

What an international joke, if his mobile phone is really in harmony with the way of heaven, then he will let the Jade Emperor and Xiao Tiangou have a good relationship...

"Generally Tianting eats Wending, what do you use to rinse it?"

God of Cookery thought for a while: "It's nothing more than those few things, meat slices and vegetables, and various spiritual materials and precious medicines, but the rest is gone."

What else are you going to do?
Li Tianci is simply insane, do you Tianting take spiritual materials and precious medicines so seriously?Shabu-shabu?Okay, you gods are pissy, you are fucking local tyrants, okay?

"I will teach you the method of bursting milk and peeing cow balls. It will definitely be able to catch everyone by surprise, turn the world around, and let you also be on the merit list, the top [-] of the earth immortals!"

what! ?

God of Cookery's eyes widened immediately. If his mansion wasn't built high enough, it would have been smashed by a single bounce. He seemed to have heard the immortal saying that he should be among the top [-] in the merit list of earth immortals?
The first hundred, what is that concept?Be good to me, this Shangxian is simply against the sky!
Now no matter what the God of Heaven said, the God of Cookery believed in the same as his grandson.Because no matter which time the great immortal's prophecy can be fulfilled.

And the most important thing is that every time he makes a plan, it is like a supernatural workmanship, and in the end he must have the upper hand.

If this is not called a great god, then he really doesn't know what is called a great god!

Regardless of whether the other gods knew about the existence of the God-given God, anyway, he believed in the God of Cookery.

"I don't know the gods, what can I do?"

Next, Li Tianci told the God of Cookery the method of making peeing beef balls and the key points.

Finally, tell the God of Cookery that this Wending needs to be accommodated in Yuelao's Wending Entertainment City, and move forward with Yuelao handrails to earn merit points and have fun together.

The God of Cookery readily agreed, as long as he earns some merit, he will be a godsend.

Knowing that Yuelao has fallen under the feet of the God-given Immortal, the God of Cookery is even more proud.This month's old man is in heaven, that's old qualifications, even this old guy has surrendered, he is a god of cook, what else can't he surrender?

Just do it, don't worry about the rest.

"Shangxian, I'm going to familiarize myself with the method of making pissing beef balls first. You should be busy first. If Wending Entertainment City starts, remember to find me!"

After the God of Cookery finished speaking, he began to take out his dick to practice.

Li Tianci opened Yuelao's chat interface again, and smiled: "Fellow Daoist, I'm here, can't you wait any longer?"

Yuelao rolled his eyes, if you hadn't said that you could attract people to lead the red rope, I wouldn't bother talking to you.

"That's right, all the flowers I've been waiting for are gone."