I can't cultivate, but I was forced to rectify the realm of comprehension

At dawn, the roosters in the village started to make noise, Fan Ren got up and made breakfast.

Ever since Fan Ren had this stainless steel spatula, when he was ten years old, his mother tricked him into taking over the family's cooking work, and he has been doing this for ten years.

Of course, he is also happy to cook. Being able to cook something delicious for his family is a very happy thing in itself.

In the morning, sticky porridge with salted melon and flower roll pancakes are very rich.This table, for an ordinary person, has to get up a few hours earlier than the rooster to prepare it.

But in Fan Ren's hands, it's like a girl putting on makeup in front of a mirror, she can do it easily and beautifully.

After the food was put on the table, he drank a few mouthfuls of porridge and walked gently into the bedroom with a flower roll in his mouth.

Afraid of waking Haohao up, he tiptoed to get the fishing gear.

Once the fishing gear is in hand and everything is in place, it is time to turn around and set off to fish.

"Brother..." The little boy looked at Fan Ren with round eyes.

"Uh... when did you wake up?"

Fan Ren was taken aback. He wanted to get rid of this little thing. With him around, he couldn't fish quietly.
"You have to stay with me today."

"Are you not playing with Xiao Wenqing?"

"No, he will definitely beat me up today." Hao Hao blinked his eyes.

"Why?" Fan Ren was a little strange. The two little things, mischievous together every day, seemed to be the same person. Why did they beat you today? I feel that there must be a lot of meaning in this beating.

"Oh, I ate sheep dung eggs for him yesterday." Haohao rubbed his eyes with his hands and grinned wickedly.

"Ah... what? What's going on?" Fan Ren was surprised but also a little curious. It's a bit too skinny for people to eat sheep feces.

"Raisins, I gave him some yesterday, I don't have much left, he wants more"

"...Ah..." The little thing yawned.

"And then?" Fan Ren looked at his precious brother. He made the raisins and gave him a snack.

"Then? Then I secretly picked up some sheep feces and gave them to him"

"He ate?"

"Eat it"

"Why didn't he beat you yesterday?"

"He just finished eating. You came here. I ran home to eat, but he was still spitting there," the little thing said leisurely.

Fan Ren recalled yesterday's situation, when he went to call Haohao to come back for dinner, he shouted, and this kid appeared from the crowd of children, a group of children formed a circle, he thought the children were playing.

It turned out that Xiao Wenqing next door was vomiting. What kind of spit was that?

Fan Ren was speechless, he didn't care at the time, otherwise he wouldn't have ignored that hapless little Wenqing.

I really don't know when this little thing, Haohao, was so stingy and bad.

"You're done, you've made a vengeance, you wait to be beaten"

"No, you protect me today." After saying that, Haohao got up, hugged Fan Ren's neck, and started the coquettish grinding skills.

"No time, I haven't fished for several days, you let me have a good time in peace" Fan Ren was about to go out after pulling away Haohao's tender arm.

Haohao was in a hurry, standing by the bed and yelling, "I told Uncle Wen, you peek at my sister changing clothes"

Fan Ren was dumbfounded when he heard this, how could he still remember this little thing?

The elder sister that Haohao talked about was Xiao Wenqing's elder sister Wen Jun who grew up with Fan Ren and was two years younger than Fan Ren. This year, they were childhood sweethearts.

Wenjun is a monk who was accepted as a closed disciple by an elder of the Liuren Sect. He has already reached the fusion state at a young age, and he will be able to reach the golden core state in one step. The future is limitless.

A few months ago, Wenjun came back to visit relatives before retreating.

Fan Ren was playing with Haohao at that time, and when Wen Qing came to say that his sister was back, he hugged Xiao Haohao excitedly and went to find Wenjun.

Because I grew up together, I didn't have so many taboos, so I went straight through the main room of Wen's family and entered Wenjun's bedroom.

Wen Jun, who happened to arrive home, took off his Zongmen uniform and was about to change into his home clothes.

Fan Ren, who ran into the door, saw Wenjun's smooth back, and Haohao in Fan Ren's arms participated in the whole process with a smile.

Wenjun didn't get angry too much, but just shouted and scolded the two brothers, telling them not to mention this matter, but today this little guy used this matter to blackmail his brother into being his umbrella.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What's going on?" Fan Renniang also got up at this time, walked out of the bedroom, just in time to hear Xiao Haohao's voice, and came to ask.

"Mom, don't listen to this little thing's nonsense..."

Fan Ren told his mother about the process
"Hao Hao, come here"

Haohao stood proudly on the bed, but when he saw his mother calling him, he leaned towards his mother.

When he approached, his mother pinched his fleshy mouth and asked
"Does it hurt?

"It hurts...it hurts" Xiao Haohao burst into tears.

"If you dare to talk nonsense, I will tear your mouth off, do you understand?"

His mother frightened Xiao Haohao viciously.

"Okay, get dressed quickly when you wake up, come out to wash and eat breakfast, and you will know your skin every day"

His mother let go of her hand and turned to go out.

"mother..."

Xiao Haohao rubbed his mouth, wanting his mother to help him get dressed, and then hug him out of bed, this is a child's instinctive coquetry.

"Hurry up, dress yourself, hurry up" His mother didn't even bother to talk to him.

"Oh hoo... You are waiting for Wen Qing to break your head for you today." Fan Ren gloated and became happy.

"Brother smelly..." Xiao Haohao was wearing a small bag, and threw the pants he was holding on to Fan Ren.

Fan Ren walked out with the fishing gear, but was stopped by his mother.

"Xiaoren, take your younger brother with you today, your father is going out to catch monsters today" Obviously Fan Renniang is a little unhappy

Every time Fan Xuefeng went out to hunt monsters, although they were all within a hundred miles, he only looked for some little monsters.But there is no one who doesn't get his shoes wet when he often walks by the river. He is afraid of encountering a big monster. The main reason is that his father's kung fu is too stinky, so Fan Renniang is worried every time.

"I want to help your father get ready, I don't have time to take care of this little thing"

"Understood, then I'll take Haohao to catch fish and play." Fan Ren understood his mother's mood, went back to the house and put the fishing rod back to the original place, went to Xiao Haohao's side, and helped him get dressed.

"Hum..." the little thing laughed through his tears, looking very proud.

"Dress yourself, hurry up, before I beat you again"

His mother glared at Fan Hao, obviously she didn't like children being naughty today.

When Xiao Haohao saw that he had a protective umbrella today, he laughed through his tears, but when he was scolded, his big eyes were watery, and he was about to cry again.

"Dare to cry, tears fall, and I will beat you too" His mother was obviously impatient.

The aggrieved Xiao Haohao, holding back his tears with difficulty, jumped out of bed reluctantly, with a temper, he sat down on the ground and put on his pants.

Fan Ren hurriedly carried him to the bedside, "The floor is not dirty, and you are not afraid of ants biting the chrysanthemum."

The tossing in the morning was finally over, Fan Ren sat down and drank some porridge again, Haohao was quite obedient at this time, drinking the porridge while breathing, holding the pancake in one hand.

There was a small knock on the door outside.

"Here we come, here we come" Who is this early in the morning, Fan Ren's mother just finished her breakfast, she stood up and went to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, a little guy jumped in, his hair was neatly tied up in a bun, his features were delicate, and he looked like he was two years older than Xiao Haohao.Open your mouth when you see someone, with a sweet voice, "Morning Auntie"

Xiao Haohao, who was eating breakfast inside, was shocked when he heard the voice, and looked straight at his brother in fright. Fan Ren snickered, bowed his head to eat and ignored him.

"Yeah, Xiao Wenqing, did you come to play with Haohao so early? He's having breakfast, have you eaten?"

Fan Renniang spoke softly to Xiao Wenqing.

"I didn't eat, and I didn't come to play with Fan Hao, I came to beat him up." Xiao Wenqing raised his head and said without any concealment.

"Hehehe, ask your brother to serve you some breakfast, and beat Haohao after you're full." Fan Ren's mother laughed.

No need to ask, it must be their little preserved egg who has provoked people again. This is not the first time. It is her consistent principle that the child should solve the child's affairs by himself. If you are beaten to death, you deserve it.

Fan Ren's mother was called Lan Ao'er. According to his father, Fan Xuefeng, who drank too much wine and bragged, Lan Ao'er was the daughter of a huge clan family, and the family was rich.

When Fan Ren asked how his parents met, Fan Xuefeng always said that Lan Aoer was greedy for his handsomeness, and when asked why he had never seen or heard of her mother's family, Fan Xuefeng always changed the topic.

If Fan Ren asked his mother, his mother would drag his drunk father into the room and beat him up.

In Fan Ren's eyes, mother is gentle. In Xiao Haohao's eyes, mother is fierce. He must flatter mother. When bored, it is the most interesting to watch the scene of mother beating father.

"Xiaoren, Wenqing is here, give him some breakfast, let him eat enough, and have the strength to beat Haohao."

Lan Ao'er shouted at the main room, while gently pushing Wen Qing's little head, pushing him towards the main room.

Fan Ren responded, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and walked to the kitchen.

"Brother, don't go." Xiao Haohao threw away the remaining half of the pancake in a panic, grabbed the chopsticks and ran to hug Fan Ren's waist, refusing his brother to leave the main room.Now brother is his only umbrella.

"You wait, when I'm full, I'll beat you to death." Wen Qing had already entered the main room, looking at Haohao resentfully.

"Brother, you are not allowed to give him breakfast, let him starve." Fan Hao was also anxious.

Looking at the two little treasures, Fan Ren and his mother both laughed.

"It's okay, I have my brother here, and my mother will give him breakfast. I have to listen to my mother's words, let Wenqing eat breakfast first." Fan Ren patted Haohao to comfort him.

There was no other way, I had to listen to what my mother said, but he was afraid, holding Fan Ren's waist, wherever Fan Ren went, he would be dragged there.After finally returning to the table and continuing to eat breakfast, I didn't dare to lift my head.

Wenqing usually treats Haohao as his younger brother, and always takes him to play, and the children always protect him, but it is not the first time that Haohao always plays tricks on others, and every time he goes too far.

In short, Haohao is the kind of person who heals his scars and forgets the pain. He is confident if he is not beaten, and trembles when he hears that he is going to be beaten.

It really hurts for Wen Qing to beat someone up.All the children in the village, Haohao is afraid that Wenqing is really a pair of enemies.

Seeing that the two children had almost eaten, Fan Ren patted Wenqing's head and said, "Wenqing, brother, can I discuss something with you?"

Wen Qing supported the bowl, stopped the chopsticks, and looked at Fan Ren
"Haohao was too mean yesterday, be good, listen to your brother, and give Haohao's ass a quick blow to relieve your anger, and brother will give you raisins." Fan Ren said while rolling his eyes to tease Wenqing.

Wen Qing heard that there were raisins to eat, and remembered that the sweet raisins were really delicious, so he agreed.

At this time, father Fan Xuefeng also got up, passed by the main room and glanced, "Yo, Wen Qing came so early"

"Morning, Uncle Feng"

"Morning, eat!" Fan Xuefeng yawned and went to wash up
Fan Ren walked into the back room and came out with a small jar. He opened it in front of Wenqing, and it was full of raisins. Wenqing was obviously very happy to see it.

"Okay, I won't beat him to death, just spank his ass"

Haohao was obviously not happy, "What, I gave you the raisins, why do you still want to hit me? If you want raisins, don't hit me. If you hit me, don't take the raisins."

"Okay, I don't want raisins anymore, eat them quickly, I'll beat you to death later"

"..." Little Fan Hao fell into a stalemate, not knowing what to say.