Unlimited Enhancement: Opening Binding Three Realms Illustrated Book
Chapter 280 2 Fairy Boy Was Deceived
Ever since Xiaotiangou and Jade Rabbit escaped from the Town God's Temple, Chen Nuo hadn't seen the dog for several days.
When he was free the past few days, he thought that Xiaotiangou took Yutu to Guanjiangkou and asked Erlang God to hold a wedding for them.
But I didn't want to, the dog ran back today in a daze.
How could Chen Nuo warmly welcome this ungrateful dog?
As soon as he entered the door, when he saw the Xiaotian dog, Chen Nuo rushed up in a rage, pointed at the Xiaotian dog and cursed loudly:
"Dog, you are such a dog. Didn't you say that the rescuers were sent that day? Where is the rescuer you found for me? Grandma is a bear, thanks to my power, otherwise, it would definitely be you The wronged soul in the mouth of your son, do you think you have the nerve to come back?"
Just when Chen Nuo was furious, Wang Xiu walked in slowly, walked behind Chen Nuo, and patted Chen Nuo on the shoulder feeling funny,
"Mr. Chen, go to bed early when you're drunk. Are you crazy about a dog? Looking at you like this, it seems like you want to bite this dog twice."
Wang Xiu's voice hadn't finished yet, but he didn't want Xiao Tiangou to speak,
"Miss, don't worry about it, just let him scold me a few words to vent my anger."
After hearing this, Chen Nuo went straight to grabbing the dog's ears of Xiaotiangou,
"Hey, just let it out? Do you know that I really want to kill you and stew you in a pot to eat dog meat!"
After Chen Nuo finished speaking, she realized that Wang Xiu opened her mouth and fell to the ground behind her.
The girl was frightened unconscious by the dog.
In all her life, she had never seen a dog that could talk, and speak so clearly.
As Wang Xiu fell to the ground, Chen Nuo had no choice but to hug Wang Xiu first and put him on the sofa. When he was about to turn around and teach Xiaotiangou again, he didn't expect that Xiaotiangou turned into a man wearing a A man in black tights, thin, with a hooked nose and red eyes.
Seeing Xiaotiangou's new outfit, Chen Nuo snorted coldly,
"Hmph, what are you going to do when you become a human? Do you still plan to fight with me?"
Xiao Tiangou smiled, waved his hands quickly and said, "Brother Chen, don't get me wrong, how dare I fight with you? That's it, I have a shocking news to tell you."
Chen Nuo sat on the sofa angrily, and asked in a cold voice, "I have something to say, but what's the news?"
"Look at this first."
As he said that, Xiao Tiangou respectfully handed over the purple-gold-red gourd he got from Jin Jiao to Chen Nuo.
After Chen Nuo saw this red gourd with a hint of golden light, he asked curiously, "What is this?"
Xiaotiangou didn't hide anything, and told the story of how he and Yutu met Jinjiao boy and Yinjiao boy.
After hearing this, Chen Nuo put the gourd on the table. After gradually calming down, he asked Xiao Tiangou: "So they came down to find Qingniu, not to deal with me?"
"It should be like this, but Brother Chen, you should also know how protective Laojun is. Now that you have killed his cow, he can't easily let you go. And I think he let his boy take the green cow Bring it back, most likely because you want to save Qingniu, and then backhand you when the time comes."
Chen Nuo laughed, with a disdainful expression on his face,
"Rescue the green cow? Hehe, can it be that easy? The green cow has been frozen into lumps of ice now, Laojun really thinks that his magic power is boundless."
However, what Xiaotiangou said next completely broke Chen Nuo's perception of immortals.
"Brother Chen, it seems that you are not very clear about Laojun's existence in the heavenly court. Although everything in this world has life and death, Laojun is no longer in the Three Realms. No one knows how high his mana is. I know. If you don’t believe me, 40.00% of the gods in the heaven need to rely on Laojun’s elixir to continue their lives, and 40.00% of the gods rely on the Queen Mother’s flat peach to continue their lives. As for the remaining [-]% of the gods, they If you want to survive, you must realize the Tao through meditation every day, and practice dragon and tiger to survive."
Chen Nuo didn't realize it, he asked subconsciously: "Aren't all the gods in heaven immortal?"
"Hey, how can there be immortality in this world? Even if there is, it needs to be paid. This is the same as making money in the mortal world. If you want to have more money, you must have higher wisdom and luck. Heavenly Court The gods are like this, they want to live forever, on the one hand, it is due to their luck, and on the other hand, it is because they work hard."
"So, even if I really become the shutter general, I can't guarantee to live forever?"
"of course."
"What about you? You're just a dog, why haven't you died after living for thousands of years?"
"Although I am a dog, I am a god dog. I have penetrated the Tao of the Three Realms and learned how to cultivate the god dog of dragon and tiger. Besides, isn't our master very good? He went to the heaven, how many things did he get? Will give me some too. But now it’s all right, I don’t have to worry about dying for 1 years.”
"why?"
"When Golden Horn Boy and Silver Horn Boy came down, Laojun gave them a mutton fat jade bottle, which contained ten purple golden pills. I tricked me into taking two pills, and Tutu and I each ate one."
"What treasure do they have?"
"The Golden Horn Boy still has the Vajra cut in his hand, and the Silver Horn Boy still has the mutton fat jade bottle and plantain fan."
Chen Nuo was instantly happy. Looking at the Roaring Dog, he thought to himself that this dog could cheat Zijin, Red Gourd and Zijin Pill from the hands of the two boys, so if he took Yang Long there...
After finalizing his idea, Yang Long patted the head of Xiao Tiangou and said with a hearty smile: "Okay, I forgive you."
Xiaotiangou grinned and thanked quickly, then looked up upstairs, and asked Chen Nuo tentatively: "Brother Chen, can I live here for a long time in the future?"
"Okay, but there is one thing to tell you clearly in advance."
"Brother Chen, say it."
"You and the rabbit should be careful when doing business in the future, and don't let the rabbit get pregnant again, you know?"
"Uh... I don't know how to be careful about this kind of thing."
Chen Nuo had no choice but to point to a drawer on the opposite side and said: "Open that drawer, there is a blue box inside, and I will give you all the things in the box."
Out of curiosity, Xiaotiangou walked over and opened the drawer. When he took out the contents of the box and saw that they were all filled with strange white greasy balloons, he couldn't help but continue to ask: "Brother Chen, what is the purpose of this thing?" What is it?"
"Guardian."
"What the hell?"
Chen Nuo saw the bewildered expression on Xiaotiangou's face, so he had no choice but to take out his phone, search for the tutorial, and hand it to Xiaotiangou.
When he was free the past few days, he thought that Xiaotiangou took Yutu to Guanjiangkou and asked Erlang God to hold a wedding for them.
But I didn't want to, the dog ran back today in a daze.
How could Chen Nuo warmly welcome this ungrateful dog?
As soon as he entered the door, when he saw the Xiaotian dog, Chen Nuo rushed up in a rage, pointed at the Xiaotian dog and cursed loudly:
"Dog, you are such a dog. Didn't you say that the rescuers were sent that day? Where is the rescuer you found for me? Grandma is a bear, thanks to my power, otherwise, it would definitely be you The wronged soul in the mouth of your son, do you think you have the nerve to come back?"
Just when Chen Nuo was furious, Wang Xiu walked in slowly, walked behind Chen Nuo, and patted Chen Nuo on the shoulder feeling funny,
"Mr. Chen, go to bed early when you're drunk. Are you crazy about a dog? Looking at you like this, it seems like you want to bite this dog twice."
Wang Xiu's voice hadn't finished yet, but he didn't want Xiao Tiangou to speak,
"Miss, don't worry about it, just let him scold me a few words to vent my anger."
After hearing this, Chen Nuo went straight to grabbing the dog's ears of Xiaotiangou,
"Hey, just let it out? Do you know that I really want to kill you and stew you in a pot to eat dog meat!"
After Chen Nuo finished speaking, she realized that Wang Xiu opened her mouth and fell to the ground behind her.
The girl was frightened unconscious by the dog.
In all her life, she had never seen a dog that could talk, and speak so clearly.
As Wang Xiu fell to the ground, Chen Nuo had no choice but to hug Wang Xiu first and put him on the sofa. When he was about to turn around and teach Xiaotiangou again, he didn't expect that Xiaotiangou turned into a man wearing a A man in black tights, thin, with a hooked nose and red eyes.
Seeing Xiaotiangou's new outfit, Chen Nuo snorted coldly,
"Hmph, what are you going to do when you become a human? Do you still plan to fight with me?"
Xiao Tiangou smiled, waved his hands quickly and said, "Brother Chen, don't get me wrong, how dare I fight with you? That's it, I have a shocking news to tell you."
Chen Nuo sat on the sofa angrily, and asked in a cold voice, "I have something to say, but what's the news?"
"Look at this first."
As he said that, Xiao Tiangou respectfully handed over the purple-gold-red gourd he got from Jin Jiao to Chen Nuo.
After Chen Nuo saw this red gourd with a hint of golden light, he asked curiously, "What is this?"
Xiaotiangou didn't hide anything, and told the story of how he and Yutu met Jinjiao boy and Yinjiao boy.
After hearing this, Chen Nuo put the gourd on the table. After gradually calming down, he asked Xiao Tiangou: "So they came down to find Qingniu, not to deal with me?"
"It should be like this, but Brother Chen, you should also know how protective Laojun is. Now that you have killed his cow, he can't easily let you go. And I think he let his boy take the green cow Bring it back, most likely because you want to save Qingniu, and then backhand you when the time comes."
Chen Nuo laughed, with a disdainful expression on his face,
"Rescue the green cow? Hehe, can it be that easy? The green cow has been frozen into lumps of ice now, Laojun really thinks that his magic power is boundless."
However, what Xiaotiangou said next completely broke Chen Nuo's perception of immortals.
"Brother Chen, it seems that you are not very clear about Laojun's existence in the heavenly court. Although everything in this world has life and death, Laojun is no longer in the Three Realms. No one knows how high his mana is. I know. If you don’t believe me, 40.00% of the gods in the heaven need to rely on Laojun’s elixir to continue their lives, and 40.00% of the gods rely on the Queen Mother’s flat peach to continue their lives. As for the remaining [-]% of the gods, they If you want to survive, you must realize the Tao through meditation every day, and practice dragon and tiger to survive."
Chen Nuo didn't realize it, he asked subconsciously: "Aren't all the gods in heaven immortal?"
"Hey, how can there be immortality in this world? Even if there is, it needs to be paid. This is the same as making money in the mortal world. If you want to have more money, you must have higher wisdom and luck. Heavenly Court The gods are like this, they want to live forever, on the one hand, it is due to their luck, and on the other hand, it is because they work hard."
"So, even if I really become the shutter general, I can't guarantee to live forever?"
"of course."
"What about you? You're just a dog, why haven't you died after living for thousands of years?"
"Although I am a dog, I am a god dog. I have penetrated the Tao of the Three Realms and learned how to cultivate the god dog of dragon and tiger. Besides, isn't our master very good? He went to the heaven, how many things did he get? Will give me some too. But now it’s all right, I don’t have to worry about dying for 1 years.”
"why?"
"When Golden Horn Boy and Silver Horn Boy came down, Laojun gave them a mutton fat jade bottle, which contained ten purple golden pills. I tricked me into taking two pills, and Tutu and I each ate one."
"What treasure do they have?"
"The Golden Horn Boy still has the Vajra cut in his hand, and the Silver Horn Boy still has the mutton fat jade bottle and plantain fan."
Chen Nuo was instantly happy. Looking at the Roaring Dog, he thought to himself that this dog could cheat Zijin, Red Gourd and Zijin Pill from the hands of the two boys, so if he took Yang Long there...
After finalizing his idea, Yang Long patted the head of Xiao Tiangou and said with a hearty smile: "Okay, I forgive you."
Xiaotiangou grinned and thanked quickly, then looked up upstairs, and asked Chen Nuo tentatively: "Brother Chen, can I live here for a long time in the future?"
"Okay, but there is one thing to tell you clearly in advance."
"Brother Chen, say it."
"You and the rabbit should be careful when doing business in the future, and don't let the rabbit get pregnant again, you know?"
"Uh... I don't know how to be careful about this kind of thing."
Chen Nuo had no choice but to point to a drawer on the opposite side and said: "Open that drawer, there is a blue box inside, and I will give you all the things in the box."
Out of curiosity, Xiaotiangou walked over and opened the drawer. When he took out the contents of the box and saw that they were all filled with strange white greasy balloons, he couldn't help but continue to ask: "Brother Chen, what is the purpose of this thing?" What is it?"
"Guardian."
"What the hell?"
Chen Nuo saw the bewildered expression on Xiaotiangou's face, so he had no choice but to take out his phone, search for the tutorial, and hand it to Xiaotiangou.
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