Unlimited Enhancement: Opening Binding Three Realms Illustrated Book
Chapter 336 Bodhisattva needs to take a bath for 3 days
And the only way to cherish this fairy right now is not to let more people know about it.
Otherwise, if the whole world would come to compete with them for immortals, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
They were too embarrassed to say it.
But now, since Chen Nuo said so, Mr. Fang and Lao Zheng naturally pledged that,
"Little brother, don't worry, we will keep this absolutely confidential."
"Okay, if there is nothing else, I'll go first."
"Shall we take you out?"
"No, I still have some things to go to Heaven to deal with, and we will talk about it later when I have a chance."
After leaving these words behind, Chen Nuo first came to the window and opened it.
Summon the somersault cloud again, meditate on the Chaoyin Cave in Luojia Mountain, then somersault, jump on the cloud head, and fly straight to the mansion of sister Guanyin.
In the room, Mr. Fang and Lao Zheng, you look at me, and I look at you.
They still feel like a dream.
It wasn't until the voice of cabinet scholar Yang Ye came from outside the door that they realized that they had indeed seen a god just now.
"Sir, foreign envoys have arrived, are we going to set off?"
……
Talking about Chen Nuo, riding the clouds and fog all the way.
After about a cigarette, the somersaulting cloud landed in front of a bamboo forest.
The bamboo grove in front of him is lush green, but the purple air is rising.
Among the bamboo forests, there is a faint fragrance.
A secluded path in front of me flickered between the clouds and mist.
Chen Nuo walked forward slowly, and was about to go through the bamboo forest to look for Guanyin, but he didn't expect that a black bear rushed out in front of him just two steps away.
This black bear is nine feet tall and has a black face, just like the one described in "Journey to the West".
"Bold, who told you to break into the Purple Bamboo Forest?"
This scolding actually startled Chen Nuo.
He hastily stepped back two steps, stood firm, and just now smiled at the black bear spirit:
"Who did I think it was? It turned out to be the black ass who stole Tang Seng's cassock back then!"
Black Bear Spirit was in a bad mood at first, but now facing the ridicule of a strange man, he felt even more upset.
He stretched out his hand, and suddenly found a black cherry gun in his hand, aiming at Chen Nuo,
"Bold maniac, my king's name is Hei Gu! Pronounce this word twice, Gu! Not four times, fart! You are illiterate."
Chen Nuo couldn't hold back, just burst out laughing,
"Hahaha, you black bastard, how dare you call me illiterate? What if I call you a black fart? Do you still want to hit me?"
"You yellow-haired boy, arrogant little thief, my lord has never seen such a shameless person like you! Look at the trick!"
As he said that, the black bear spirit directly held the black cherry gun and rushed towards Chen Nuo.
Chen Nuo took his time.
Although he is not strong, but there are artifacts to help.
Just as the black bear spirit was about to rush in front of Chen Nuo, and was about to knock Chen Nuo down with a single shot, Chen Nuo suddenly raised his hand, took off the vajra from his wrist, and threw it in the air.
In the blink of an eye, the black cherry gun of the black bear spirit disappeared.
The empty-handed black bear raised his head, and after looking at King Kong Zhuo, he was not afraid at all.
"I don't know what your relationship is with the old gentleman. This is the territory of the Bodhisattva. How can I let you do anything wrong?"
Saying so, the Black Bear Spirit waved his two bear paws and continued to pounce forward.
Chen Nuo took two steps back, still unhurried, and pulled out the sky lock tied around his waist.
This time, the black bear was numb.
When he was wrapped into a rice dumpling by Jietiansuo, leaving only a dazzling head as black as coal balls, the black bear couldn't help cursing,
"Shameless! Shameless! If you have the guts to challenge me one-on-one, what kind of hero is he to subdue me with magic weapons?"
Chen Nuo smiled meanly, first took Vajra Zhuo away, then threw the black bear's black cherry gun aside, squatted in front of the black bear, grabbed the black beard on the black bear's face,
"What are you talking about? I came here to find Sister Guanyin, to ask her for help, and I didn't peek at her taking a bath. What are you messing around with?"
"You...fuck me, I thought monkeys were the most shameless in the Three Realms, but I didn't expect there to be even more shameless than monkeys! You can say that you peeked at Sister Guanyin's bath, bah!"
Fortunately, Chen Nuo reacted quickly and used his arm to block the thick phlegm from the black bear's mouth.
Otherwise, it is really possible to paste it on your face.
However, Chen Nuo was not happy when his clothes were soiled by a black bear.
With a cold snort, he directly threw the thick phlegm on his arm onto the black bear's face,
"Buddhist holy land, you actually spit everywhere, didn't Buddhism teach you to develop a good habit of hygiene?"
The black bear spirit was completely fried.
Back then, the monkey didn't bully him like that, but now, he was tied up and insulted by a strange mortal, and he was still on his territory.
This kind of thing, even if Guanyin can bear it, the Buddha can't bear it!
With a roar, the black bear spirit actually stood up from the ground.
However, under the special effect of Jie Tiansuo, if it is strong, it will be strong, and if it is weak, it will be weak, what Black Bear gets in return is not to be admired by Chen Nuo, but to ask for trouble.
When he used a powerful explosive force to try to break the Tianshangsuo, he didn't know that the Tiansuosuo suddenly began to shrink.
A piercing pain spread from the soles of the black bear's feet to the internal organs of the black bear.
The black bear spirit who had just stood up fell to the ground again in less than two seconds.
"Brother, it hurts...it really hurts, please, can you relax a little? This is going to become a stick..."
Chen Nuo smiled triumphantly, he squatted down in front of the black bear again,
"Do you know what's wrong?"
"Got it, I know I was wrong."
"Then I will untie you, how about you take me to see Sister Guanyin?"
"Hey, Bodhisattva actually knew you were coming, so he asked me to wait for you here. But you can't go in right now, you have to wait three days later."
"why?"
"As you said just now, the Bodhisattva is taking a bath now."
Chen Nuo was stunned, three days in the sky and three years on the ground.
Good guy, if I really wait three days before going back, what will happen to those people who have homes and cannot go back?
What if Chang'e, who has no relatives and no reason at home, is cheated by bad guys?
What if Nezha, the little bastard, kidnaps Chen Lele?
And Sister Hong, whom I haven't seen for a day, like three autumns, what if I get lovesickness?
These questions instantly filled the depths of Chen Nuo's mind,
"Brother, let me ask you weakly, how long has it been since sister Guanyin took a bath? How long does it take to take a bath?"
"Wash once every three years."
Chen Nuo was a little dizzy and couldn't help complaining,
"Is it because it's hard to boil water here or you don't have a Yuba? Wash it once every three years, so you're not afraid of lice?"
The black bear spirit was instantly speechless.
He looked at Chen Nuo, and thought that with so many artifacts on Chen Nuo, even if this guy wasn't a god in the sky, at least he should be the king of monsters.
But judging from the questions Chen Nuo asked, this guy is definitely mentally handicapped!
As for Chen Nuo, because he was in a hurry, he went back to deal with the problem.
He thought for a while and continued: "It doesn't matter, either you go in and let me know, or I go in by myself, you can choose."
Otherwise, if the whole world would come to compete with them for immortals, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
They were too embarrassed to say it.
But now, since Chen Nuo said so, Mr. Fang and Lao Zheng naturally pledged that,
"Little brother, don't worry, we will keep this absolutely confidential."
"Okay, if there is nothing else, I'll go first."
"Shall we take you out?"
"No, I still have some things to go to Heaven to deal with, and we will talk about it later when I have a chance."
After leaving these words behind, Chen Nuo first came to the window and opened it.
Summon the somersault cloud again, meditate on the Chaoyin Cave in Luojia Mountain, then somersault, jump on the cloud head, and fly straight to the mansion of sister Guanyin.
In the room, Mr. Fang and Lao Zheng, you look at me, and I look at you.
They still feel like a dream.
It wasn't until the voice of cabinet scholar Yang Ye came from outside the door that they realized that they had indeed seen a god just now.
"Sir, foreign envoys have arrived, are we going to set off?"
……
Talking about Chen Nuo, riding the clouds and fog all the way.
After about a cigarette, the somersaulting cloud landed in front of a bamboo forest.
The bamboo grove in front of him is lush green, but the purple air is rising.
Among the bamboo forests, there is a faint fragrance.
A secluded path in front of me flickered between the clouds and mist.
Chen Nuo walked forward slowly, and was about to go through the bamboo forest to look for Guanyin, but he didn't expect that a black bear rushed out in front of him just two steps away.
This black bear is nine feet tall and has a black face, just like the one described in "Journey to the West".
"Bold, who told you to break into the Purple Bamboo Forest?"
This scolding actually startled Chen Nuo.
He hastily stepped back two steps, stood firm, and just now smiled at the black bear spirit:
"Who did I think it was? It turned out to be the black ass who stole Tang Seng's cassock back then!"
Black Bear Spirit was in a bad mood at first, but now facing the ridicule of a strange man, he felt even more upset.
He stretched out his hand, and suddenly found a black cherry gun in his hand, aiming at Chen Nuo,
"Bold maniac, my king's name is Hei Gu! Pronounce this word twice, Gu! Not four times, fart! You are illiterate."
Chen Nuo couldn't hold back, just burst out laughing,
"Hahaha, you black bastard, how dare you call me illiterate? What if I call you a black fart? Do you still want to hit me?"
"You yellow-haired boy, arrogant little thief, my lord has never seen such a shameless person like you! Look at the trick!"
As he said that, the black bear spirit directly held the black cherry gun and rushed towards Chen Nuo.
Chen Nuo took his time.
Although he is not strong, but there are artifacts to help.
Just as the black bear spirit was about to rush in front of Chen Nuo, and was about to knock Chen Nuo down with a single shot, Chen Nuo suddenly raised his hand, took off the vajra from his wrist, and threw it in the air.
In the blink of an eye, the black cherry gun of the black bear spirit disappeared.
The empty-handed black bear raised his head, and after looking at King Kong Zhuo, he was not afraid at all.
"I don't know what your relationship is with the old gentleman. This is the territory of the Bodhisattva. How can I let you do anything wrong?"
Saying so, the Black Bear Spirit waved his two bear paws and continued to pounce forward.
Chen Nuo took two steps back, still unhurried, and pulled out the sky lock tied around his waist.
This time, the black bear was numb.
When he was wrapped into a rice dumpling by Jietiansuo, leaving only a dazzling head as black as coal balls, the black bear couldn't help cursing,
"Shameless! Shameless! If you have the guts to challenge me one-on-one, what kind of hero is he to subdue me with magic weapons?"
Chen Nuo smiled meanly, first took Vajra Zhuo away, then threw the black bear's black cherry gun aside, squatted in front of the black bear, grabbed the black beard on the black bear's face,
"What are you talking about? I came here to find Sister Guanyin, to ask her for help, and I didn't peek at her taking a bath. What are you messing around with?"
"You...fuck me, I thought monkeys were the most shameless in the Three Realms, but I didn't expect there to be even more shameless than monkeys! You can say that you peeked at Sister Guanyin's bath, bah!"
Fortunately, Chen Nuo reacted quickly and used his arm to block the thick phlegm from the black bear's mouth.
Otherwise, it is really possible to paste it on your face.
However, Chen Nuo was not happy when his clothes were soiled by a black bear.
With a cold snort, he directly threw the thick phlegm on his arm onto the black bear's face,
"Buddhist holy land, you actually spit everywhere, didn't Buddhism teach you to develop a good habit of hygiene?"
The black bear spirit was completely fried.
Back then, the monkey didn't bully him like that, but now, he was tied up and insulted by a strange mortal, and he was still on his territory.
This kind of thing, even if Guanyin can bear it, the Buddha can't bear it!
With a roar, the black bear spirit actually stood up from the ground.
However, under the special effect of Jie Tiansuo, if it is strong, it will be strong, and if it is weak, it will be weak, what Black Bear gets in return is not to be admired by Chen Nuo, but to ask for trouble.
When he used a powerful explosive force to try to break the Tianshangsuo, he didn't know that the Tiansuosuo suddenly began to shrink.
A piercing pain spread from the soles of the black bear's feet to the internal organs of the black bear.
The black bear spirit who had just stood up fell to the ground again in less than two seconds.
"Brother, it hurts...it really hurts, please, can you relax a little? This is going to become a stick..."
Chen Nuo smiled triumphantly, he squatted down in front of the black bear again,
"Do you know what's wrong?"
"Got it, I know I was wrong."
"Then I will untie you, how about you take me to see Sister Guanyin?"
"Hey, Bodhisattva actually knew you were coming, so he asked me to wait for you here. But you can't go in right now, you have to wait three days later."
"why?"
"As you said just now, the Bodhisattva is taking a bath now."
Chen Nuo was stunned, three days in the sky and three years on the ground.
Good guy, if I really wait three days before going back, what will happen to those people who have homes and cannot go back?
What if Chang'e, who has no relatives and no reason at home, is cheated by bad guys?
What if Nezha, the little bastard, kidnaps Chen Lele?
And Sister Hong, whom I haven't seen for a day, like three autumns, what if I get lovesickness?
These questions instantly filled the depths of Chen Nuo's mind,
"Brother, let me ask you weakly, how long has it been since sister Guanyin took a bath? How long does it take to take a bath?"
"Wash once every three years."
Chen Nuo was a little dizzy and couldn't help complaining,
"Is it because it's hard to boil water here or you don't have a Yuba? Wash it once every three years, so you're not afraid of lice?"
The black bear spirit was instantly speechless.
He looked at Chen Nuo, and thought that with so many artifacts on Chen Nuo, even if this guy wasn't a god in the sky, at least he should be the king of monsters.
But judging from the questions Chen Nuo asked, this guy is definitely mentally handicapped!
As for Chen Nuo, because he was in a hurry, he went back to deal with the problem.
He thought for a while and continued: "It doesn't matter, either you go in and let me know, or I go in by myself, you can choose."
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