School belle spare me

"Ahem, master, this lamp is mine."

Looking at the bronze lamp in Bailijing's hand, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help but see green light, and expressed his appeal concisely.

This is something in the hands of the twelve golden men. If Bailijing hadn't held it, Xu Xiaobei probably would have snatched it.

"Hehe, I'll hold this bronze lamp for you first, and you won't be able to keep it if I give it to you."

Bailijing smiled sweetly, she didn't expect her apprentice to be really interesting.

"And with it, you will get twice the result with half the effort to become a dream painter. I will definitely return it to you, don't worry."

Seeing that Xu Xiaobei was still a little worried, Bai Lijing added another sentence.

"Why can't I worry about it? If the master wants it, I can give it to the master."

Xu Xiaobei's face was serious, and he finally pretended to be generous.

"Okay, then I'll take it as your thank you gift."

The corners of Bailijing's mouth curled up, and in the blink of an eye, the bronze lamp disappeared without a trace.

"Thank you?"

Hearing Bailijing's words, Xu Xiaobei felt the urge to cry.

Come on, I'm just being polite!Why do you take it seriously?

"Oh, it's so late now, and I have an appointment with someone else! I'm going back first."

Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, Baili Jing hurriedly ran out the door.

Gang up?Hearing Bailijing's words, Xu Xiaobei naturally thought of playing games.

This kind of extraterrestrial expert also plays games?Hehe, I must be thinking wrong, the "opening black" in the mouth of the master may be an unpredictable technique!

That's right!That's it.

After thinking about it for a while, Xu Xiaobei felt that he had seen through everything.

"Buzz."

The phone vibrated, Xu Xiaobei thought someone was calling him, but Bai Lijing took out a phone neatly.

"Junior Sister, why are you still not online? Everyone is waiting for you! Hurry up, or I won't play with you in the future!"

On the other end of the phone, there was a rough man's voice.

"You don't want to play with me? You still don't want to be a five-pattern painting dreamer?"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, hurry up, everyone is waiting for you."

"Beep beep."

The phone was hung up, and upon hearing the content of the call, Xu Xiaobei had the urge to hehe.

Then Bailijing took out the mobile phone mysteriously, and "TIMI" sounded mysteriously in the mobile phone.

Bailijing simply stayed at Xu Xiaobei's house because he was in a hurry to start the blackout.

"Your uncle's Timmy!"

Helplessly curling his lips, Xu Xiaobei felt that his three views had been cruelly destroyed.

The mighty hidden master has not escaped the ravages of the "King Pesticide"!Is this a distortion of human nature?Or moral decay?

Messy thoughts appeared in Xu Xiaobei's mind, and he felt that his whole body was not well.

"Xu Xiaobei, what did you just say?"

Opening the team formation interface very unfamiliarly, Bai Lijing remembered that Xu Xiaobei seemed to have said something just now.

"It's nothing, I said we can score together when we have time."

Xu Xiaobei's face was full of sternness, and he said boldly.

"Okay, master will take you! They all praised me for playing well!"

After clicking the "Match" button, Bailijing said proudly.

Looking at Bailijing's phone screen, Xu Xiaobei saw three game IDs, Bailijing, Baili Tiezhu, and Baili Goudaner.

Bailijing should be his master, but the remaining two game IDs are really unbearable to read.

Xu Xiaobei can understand the vulgar name, but what does this forceful "erhuayin" mean?
"Hey, master, do all of you Baili family like playing games so much?"

In order to get closer to the master, Xu Xiaobei randomly found a topic to chat with.

"Of course! Do you know what the ancestral motto of our Baili family is?"

Bai Lijing answered Xu Xiaobei's question while choosing heroes.

"What is it?"

"Game of Life."

Thinking of everything that happened at Bailijing's place, Xu Xiaobei felt that there was nothing wrong with this ancestral precept.

When the game started, Xu Xiaobei watched silently for 10 minutes.

But Bailijing's mobile phone screen was almost always in a gray screen countdown state.

"What...Master, is it not good to keep giving away heads like this?"

Xu Xiaobei finally couldn't stand it anymore, and began to fight for Bailijing's teammates.

"You don't know how many games you play. If you are stunned, you are afraid of being violent, and if you are violent, you are afraid of dying. If I die a few more times, the opponent will be afraid."

Bailijing said with a serious face, and said in an old-fashioned way.

"By the way, those bastards will still praise me later! I take them every time."

Bailijing shook her head helplessly, looking like a lonely master.

"Master, don't..."

Xu Xiaobei hadn't uttered the word "trouble", but on the left side of Bailijing's phone screen, lines of small characters really appeared.

After Xu Xiaobei read it, he felt that he wanted to die.

Baili Tiezhu: Junior sister is really good at playing, this operation, tsk tsk.

Baili Goudaner: Junior Sister, this operation is really good!Tianxiu!The show of Tihua!

Passerby 1: I met a thigh, are you a professional?

Passerby 2: 6666666.

Is this blind?Xu Xiaobei couldn't help but complain.

Seeing Bai Lijing being so touted, the other side couldn't help it either.

Second Battalion Commander (enemy. "There is a group of Caibi on the opposite side, you should surrender quickly."

Italian Cannon (enemy. You must laugh at me to death, and then inherit my money.

But when the other side was being arrogant, Bai Lijing's mobile phone screen displayed "The enemy has surrendered and surrendered".

Stand here and don't move (enemy. Fuck who the hell is surrendering?

Second Battalion Commander (enemy...

"boom."

With everyone in a dazed state, the crystal on the opposite side exploded!

"Look, I said that the other side will be scared!"

Bailijing smiled coquettishly, and handed the phone to Xu Xiaobei to look at.

"Fuck! Is there such an operation?"

Seeing the scene before him, Xu Xiaobei felt like he had seen a ghost.

"I'm going back first, I'll take you to the top when I have time! I'm tired today, so I'll teach you the secret method of our Baili family another day."

Patting Xu Xiaobei's shoulder in fear, Bailijing yawned lazily, and walked out gracefully.

"Who can tell me what happened?"

Looking at Bailijing's back, Xu Xiaobei wailed in pain and fell powerlessly on the sofa.

He suddenly felt that the skills he had practiced for many years were nothing!
Just die all the time?Xu Xiaobei felt a little skeptical about life.

……

Baili family.

"Junior brother's mental technique is amazing, he can control the opponent to surrender from such a distance."

"For the same training time, we are Siwen Huameng masters, and my junior sister is Qiwen Huameng master, hey, there is no way!"

If the ancestor of the Baili family knew that the spells he left behind were used in this way, he might not be able to hold the coffin lid down.

……

But Xu Xiaobei didn't hear this conversation. At this moment, he was still lying on the sofa thinking hard.

Hurrying footsteps sounded, and Ruan Qiushui's second daughter ran in in a hurry.

"Sister, may I ask if you have seen Xu Xiaobei?"

Looking at the "unidentified object" lying on the sofa, Ruan Qiushui asked sincerely.

Hearing Ruan Qiushui's address to him, Xu Xiaobei almost snapped back.

But thinking of his "charming look" with fluttering hair, Xu Xiaobei could only try his best to cover his cheeks.

"Eh? Xu Xiaobei!"

After careful identification, Xu Xiaonan finally found a trace of his brother on the "unidentified object".

"I'm not, I'm not, you've got the wrong person!"

Hearing his sister's slightly surprised voice, Xu Xiaobei secretly thought something was wrong.

"Xu Xiaobei, are you... being ruined by someone?"

Seeing his brother's messy long hair, Xu Xiaonan asked with a straight face.

"Push."

Hearing Xu Xiaonan's words, Ruan Qiushui couldn't help laughing.

"Xu Xiaonan, go to the kitchen and bring me the knife."

Now that his sister had seen through it, Xu Xiaobei simply stopped pretending.

"Xu Xiaobei, don't commit suicide even if you've been ruined!"

With a serious face, Xu Xiaonan sat on the sofa and comforted his brother.

"As long as you go through this most difficult time, you will find that...it turns out that life can still be so hopeless."

After listening to his sister's words, Xu Xiaobei said that he was caught off guard by this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"Xu Xiaonan, I just want to get a haircut, why do you have so many scenes!"

Pushing back the long hair on his forehead, Xu Xiaobei looked at his sister angrily.

"Don't worry about it! It's so beautiful, come, come, let's take pictures together."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Xiaonan skillfully took out his mobile phone and took a selfie pose.

"Don't shoot! Damn girl! Are you forcing me to use ruthless tricks?"

Hearing the sound of the shutter, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help feeling guilty.

"Give me your phone!"

"No!"

"Will you give it?"

"No!"

"Ah, Xu Xiaobei, how dare you shock me! We're not done with this matter."

After a burst of crying and howling, the brother and sister fought together.

"Sister Qiushui, come and help me beat him."

At this moment, Xu Xiaonan, looking crazy, was rubbing Xu Xiaobei on the sofa.

Hearing Xu Xiaonan's words, Ruan Qiushui just laughed and did not join the battle group.

Seeing that Ruan Qiushui didn't intend to join the war, a sly smile flashed across Xu Xiaonan's mouth.

Then under her arrangement, something indescribable happened to Xu Xiaobei and Ruan Qiushui.

"Ah, stinky rascal! Pervert!"

After the shy shout came out, Ruan Qiushui also joined the battle group.

After enduring inhuman abuse, Xu Xiaobei made a decision—a strategic shift.

Under the unwilling eyes of the second daughter, Xu Xiaobei jumped out of the window and escaped.

"Huh, the world is finally quiet."

Finding a hidden place in the community to stop, Xu Xiaobei let out a long sigh of relief.

When he came to the pool, Xu Xiaobei turned his spiritual power into a knife and combed his hair.

10 minute later.

"It still looks like it."

After taking photos in the lake, Xu Xiaobei nodded in satisfaction.

"boom."

Xu Xiaobei just got up and took two steps, but was hit with a sap.

At the last moment before coma, Xu Xiaobei saw a scene that made his teeth itch.

Erha had a mean smile on his face, and he was squinting at Xu Xiaobei, with a gold brick in his hand, which he kept throwing up and down.

"How is it? Is there any technical content this time? What's the score?"

Looking at Xu Xiaobei whose eyelids kept flickering, Erha asked meanly.