School belle spare me

But soon, this touch of emotion disappeared.

"Meat, just find a dog meat restaurant and sell it, and you should be able to exchange some money."

"This dog whip...it's a good thing!"

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Erha felt a chill somewhere.

"Okay, let's do it like this! Daxian, you can be considered as contributing to modernization!"

Xu Xiaobei clapped his hands and sharpened his knife on the rock.

Hearing the chi la chi la sharpening sound, Erha felt chilly all over.

"Tattoo."

After the sound of sharpening the knife, Erha heard Xu Xiaobei's footsteps.

"Don't, don't, I'm alive again!"

Feeling the chill of the big sword falling, Erha hurriedly opened his eyes.

This is still playing with wool!If you keep playing, the little brother is gone!
"Daxian, this is..."

Suppressing a smile, Xu Xiaobei pretended not to know why.

"I am a great immortal with great fortune and destiny. I felt your devout faith in me, so I came back to life."

Erha runs the train with his mouth full, and speaks nonsense with his eyes open.

"I know that Daxian has a high moral character and knows how to repay his kindness. This is a life-saving grace! Just give something as you see."

Putting a hat on Erha, Xu Xiaobei immediately cut to the chase.

Afraid that Xu Xiaobei would mess with something else, Erha gave Xu Xiaobei a white jade hairpin with a look of heartache on his face.

It's just that this white jade hairpin has no aura fluctuations, it looks like a pure antique.

It should be able to sell for a few dollars. With this in mind, Xu Xiaobei took over the white jade hairpin.

"Daxian, is your dog's life worth such a little money?"

Putting away the white jade hairpin, Xu Xiaobei was somewhat dissatisfied.

"Woo, think about the wording, I allow you to say it again!"

Erha bared his teeth and glared at Xu Xiaobei.

"Ahem, it's immortal life! It's immortal life! So immortal life is more valuable, right? Do you want to give it some more?"

After comforting Erha, Xu Xiaobei continued to ask for the magic weapon.

"There is no magic weapon! One immortal life!"

Thinking of the hot feeling just now, Erha had the urge to kill Xu Xiaobei.

"Then, that's fine! Daxian, you continue to be busy, so I'll take my leave first."

Seeing Erha had reached the limit, Xu Xiaobei knew that he could only wait for the next time.

"Wait, why are you here?"

Erha was very curious about why Xu Xiaobei appeared in this wilderness.

"By the way, Daxian has heard of Xuan Yi Sanren? I..."

Before Xu Xiaobei finished speaking, Erha spoke resentfully.

"Yes, of course I know that old thing who repays kindness with revenge."

"A few days ago, I saw that the pond in his backyard was full of auspiciousness. There must be some treasure about to be born!"

"Ben Daxian helped him dig for free, and he didn't know how to repay him! He even chased me for three whole hills!"

The more Erha talked, the angrier he became, and he couldn't help complaining to Xiao Bei.

After hearing Erha's words, Xu Xiaobei forcibly held back his smile.

This cheap dog is really interesting. It is obviously a magic weapon for people who are greedy, but it speaks so openly!
But Erha seems to have some grievances with Xuan Yisan, Xu Xiaobei wants to turn him into his teammate.

"Great Immortal, you are so powerful that you have been chased three hills? Are you not his opponent?"

Xu Xiaobei approached Erha, and asked with a straight face.

"I'm not his opponent? Just kidding! This great immortal is merciful and doesn't want to kill!"

Erha dodged his eyes with his hands behind his back, trying to hide something forcibly.

"Daxian..."

"You don't believe it? I'm going to cut him now!"

Seeing some doubts on Xu Xiaobei's face, Erha rushed towards the distance with arrogance.

Erha moved very slowly, thinking: That brat must stop me.

"I believe it, I believe it, Daxian, to be honest, I came here to seek revenge on Xuan Yi San, why don't we cooperate?"

Grabbing Erha, Xu Xiaobei suggested sincerely.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei holding him back, Erha secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"I think it will work!"

Erha's eyes rolled around, and one routine after another came to mind.

"Boy, according to my estimate, you are still not the opponent of that bad old man."

"But we can start with his treasures, take what can be taken away, and smash everything that can't be taken away. What do you think?"

After all, Erha regards money as his life, and a few words have exposed his true nature.

After negotiating a [-]-[-] split, the duo reached their first strategic cooperation.

The back suburb of Dianzi Village.

Backed by Phoenix Mountain, it is a mass grave, with many graves but few tombstones.

The weeds are messy and pine trees are clustered together, and it always feels a little gloomy at first glance.

The crows of old crows sounded from time to time, which made the place even more terrifying.

There are four thatched huts behind the cemetery. The thatched huts form a rectangle, and the water vapor above the rectangle should be the pond Erha mentioned.

This is where the mountains meet, the path is narrow, and the thatched cottage can only be reached through the mass graves.

"You go first, the Great Immortal is dead."

After pushing Xu Xiaobei a few times, Erha's brows and eyes were full of smiles.

What the hell is this bitch doing?

After looking at Erha suspiciously, Xu Xiaobei took the lead and walked towards the mass grave.

"Chichi."

Erha kept chuckling, Xu Xiaobei turned to look at him, and he pretended to be calm again.

After walking a few steps, Xu Xiaobei smiled knowingly, it turned out that this bitch wanted to punish him!
The layout of this mass grave seems to be chaotic, but in fact it implies Feng Shui.

If ordinary people enter this mass grave, they will turn around in circles, which is the legendary "ghost hitting the wall", or they may be trapped to death in severe cases.

Xu Xiaobei pretended not to know, and walked forward on his own, secretly tampering with the safe path.

10 minute later.

"No, Daxian, have we been to this place before?"

Xu Xiaobei pretended to be suspicious, and looked at Erha with eyes asking for help.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's helpless appearance, Erha couldn't help but chuckled.

Although Erha often digs graves, he really has no talent for Feng Shui. After studying for so many years, he only knows a little bit about it.

A few days ago, he spent a lot of effort in order to deduce the safe path of this mass grave.

"Uh-huh."

Erha cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, and walked towards Xu Xiaobei with a sullen expression on his face.

After enduring it for so long, now it's finally his turn to pretend!

"This mass grave has a lot of knowledge. It's normal for you, a mere mortal, to not know the way. Let's see this great immortal show his power now!"

"Five thunders and fierce generals, exorcising ghosts and evil spirits, guarding one side, rushing like a law!"

"That's the direction!"

Erha muttered something, raised his right hand lightly, and pointed to the previous safe path.

"Then please go first, Great Immortal, and I will finish later."

Xu Xiaobei's face was calm, and he made a gesture of invitation to Erha.

"You're really timid, let's see the Great Immortal lead the way for you."

Erha walked towards the so-called safe path with a high-spirited look.

"Five, four..."

Seeing Erha's walking rhythm, Xu Xiaobei began to count down the numbers.

"What are you counting?"

For some reason, Erha always felt terrified along the way.

"Oh, nothing, I'm counting the pine trees along the road."

Xu Xiaobei's face was full of seriousness, and he pointed to the pine tree beside the road.

"Boring and ignorant mortals are simply wasting their lives!"

After squinting at Xu Xiaobei, Erha continued to walk forward.

"three two……"

No, counting pine trees should not count backwards!Erha just noticed the abnormality, but it was too late.

"one."

"Pfft."

Following Xu Xiaobei's "one" exit, Erha stepped on the air, splashing water, and just fell into the puddle.

"Ah! Where did the wild dog come from, and dare to peek at Miss Ben taking a bath!"

A soprano sounded, and Xu Xiaobei couldn't help frowning.

No!How could anyone?
Moreover, the water in this puddle is not too clean, how could there be a girl taking a bath in the wilderness?
Could it be that I encountered a ghost?Looking at the surrounding graves, Xu Xiaobei swallowed heavily.

"Still watching? Watch again and dig out your dog's eyes!"

"Wow."

The two had an argument again, and Erha couldn't help sobbing.

"Tattoo."

The sound of footsteps, and the "girl" appearing from the grass almost made Xu Xiaobei's jaw drop in shock.

Erha seemed to be persecuted, and retreated from the grass step by step.

But the "girl" who forced him out was an onion!

An onion with an enchanting figure, with water dripping from time to time!
Seeing her charming movement of flicking her hair (scallion leaves), Xu Xiaobei felt a little hot in his eyes.

Fuck?First met a talking dog, and then met a talking onion, what kind of luck is this?
Looking at Erha and then at the scallions, Xu Xiaobei was a little skeptical about life.

Scallion, with its roots as its feet, walked slowly in front of Xu Xiaobei.

"You look quite innocent, why would you form a group with that wild dog to play hooligans?"

Green Onion looked up at Xu Xiaobei, and asked a little shyly.

Only the devil knows how Xu Xiaobei saw a shy expression from a green onion.

"Uh, I..."

Xu Xiaobei, who has always been witty, was actually stopped by a single question from Green Cong.

After all, the scene in front of me is really shocking.

"You don't want to break the formation and grab the treasure of that old bastard Xuan Yi, do you?"

Scallion said with a look of belated awareness, suddenly realizing.

"us……"

"how do you know?"

Xu Xiaobei just wanted to explain a few words, but Erha responded with a straightforward face.

This cheap dog claims to be smart, doesn't he go out with a brain?
After glaring at Erha fiercely, Xu Xiaobei's face darkened instantly.

"Why are you glaring at me? I'm not even afraid of that old bastard Xuan Yi, would I be afraid of this mere green onion? It's a joke!"

Erha looked contemptuous, and lifted the green onion with his front paws.

"Put Miss Ben down quickly, or you will be finished."

Scallion struggled continuously, making girly voices, which looked very strange.

"Chi Chi Chi, let's go."

Erha chuckled for a while, and kicked the green onion flying.

"Isn't that a bit too rude? At least she's a girl."

Seeing Erha's actions, Xu Xiaobei felt that Erha might die alone.