School belle spare me

"Brother, look at my pair of front teeth, they're fake! That bastard Xu Xiaobei knocked them all out!"

With a sad face, Fade Chen knocked out a pair of porcelain front teeth with a "dang-dang" sound.

"Hey, I also made that kid lose his job. If I talk too much, I will cry."

"I'm even more sad, he took my goddess away!"

While complaining, Shen Bing and Huang Yu drank a few mouthfuls of rice wine.

"So, that Xu Xiaobei is a villain who bullies men and women?"

Xu Xiaobei asked the trio with a straight face.

"Also, it's okay, not too bad."

Thinking of the past grievances, the trio somewhat lacked confidence.

"Stop talking about this, come on, have another drink!"

"When we return to look at the sea, that's when Xu Xiaobei recognizes us as big brothers."

Fade Chen stood up and toasted everyone, and said with pride.

"Okay! Well said! Come on, do it!"

Hearing what Chen Fei said, Shen Bing and Huang Yu also stood up vigorously.

After a few people sat down after drinking a cup, Erha's voice sounded faintly.

"Hi, a group of ignorant mortals, you all already recognize Xu Xiaobei as your big brother, and you still say that these things are useless."

The trio was imagining the future with great interest, Erha's words could be said to be a big disappointment.

"Dog, is the dog talking? No, I must have drunk too much."

Huang Yu, who was closest to Erha, patted his head with his hands vigorously.

"Don't think you're a dog, I won't compete with you!

"Huh, what are you talking about? Who recognizes Xu Xiaobei as the big brother? We have a bottom line, okay?"

Shen Bing came to Erha and spoke with his tongue out.

Seeing the reactions of these three people, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help shaking his head.

Their wine quality is so bad that they even compete with a dog when they are drunk!

"It's not going to compete with a dog, and he's right."

Xu Xiaobei stood up and removed the disguise of the golden face by the way.

"What's right? Brother, did you drink too much?"

"Xu, Xu Xiaobei? No, I must have drunk too much, my eyes are blurred, I'm hallucinating."

Seeing that the "big brother" in front of him suddenly turned into Xu Xiaobei, Fade Chen rubbed his eyes vigorously.

"Fade Chen, I still remember you in the ambulance, but you don't know me now?"

Leaning in front of Fade Chen, Xu Xiaobei asked seriously.

"It's really you? Xu Xiaobei! Your uncle's!"

Remembering that he was yelling big brother one by one just now, Fade Chen became very angry.

"Clap clap."

There was a sound of breaking wind, and before the trio could move, they were knocked unconscious on the ground by Yang Cong.

"Are they going to be okay?"

"Hi, it's okay, the three of them are lucky, and it's not so easy to die."

Xu Xiaobei asked, Erha threw away the wine glass and stood up from the ground.

"They dared to look down on me just now! I must show them some color."

Erha was full of displeasure, and kicked the faces of the three of them one by one.

Seeing the plum blossom marks on the faces of the three of them, Xu Xiaobei smiled and shook his head.

After finishing all this, Xu Xiaobei and Erha looked around and began to search for Xuan Yi Sanren's treasure.

"Don't look for it, the real good stuff is in the backyard!"

"Let's go, Sister Cong will show you, that old fellow Xuan Yi's treasure."

After waving the onion leaves at Xu Xiao, Yang Cong opened the back door and walked towards the pond in the backyard.

There are only some bottles and cans in this room, and there are really no treasures. The two looked at each other and followed Yang Cong to the backyard.

The entire backyard was filled with strong water aura, and it was foggy, and the visibility was less than three meters under the suppression of the water aura.

After walking a few steps, Xu Xiaobei smelled a refreshing fragrance.

Seeing the pink glow not far away, Xu Xiaobei was [-]% sure that the fragrance came from a mysterious lotus flower.

There is a magic circle in the sky above the backyard. The divine patterns that make up it are very simple, but they can have the effect of confinement and concealment.

"Oh my God! It's so hot! Such a big lotus, maybe it can bear a fifth-rank lotus stand or even a legendary sixth-rank lotus stand!"

Looking at the huge lotus covering the entire pond, Erha couldn't help but see green light in his eyes, and couldn't suppress the idea of ​​taking it for himself.

The lotus platform is divided into twelve ranks, the first to fifth ranks are ordinary, the sixth to ninth ranks are Buddhas, and the tenth to twelve ranks are holy.

You know, the legendary Bodhisattva's lotus platform is only the ninth rank!

The lotus in front of me is budding and ready to bloom, and it is huge in size. From time to time, there is a glow around it, and even the water in the pool is rippling with auspiciousness.

The petals are crystal clear, like pink suet jade.

"Hey, Daxian, what do you want to do?"

Xu Xiaobei's face darkened instantly when he saw Erhugou running towards the lotus without stopping.

"Just wait and see, it's better to have him."

Yang Cong remained calm, waiting for Erha to make a fool of himself with a playful face.

"boom."

There was a dull collision sound, and Erha slid straight down as if he had touched a glass.

"This is a defensive formation?"

Xu Xiaobei frowned when he saw a few looming divine lines.

Although the divine patterns that make up the formation are very simple, but the amount of treasures that provide spiritual power to the formation is huge, and it can be regarded as impenetrable.

Erha looked unwilling, and walked around the pond again and again.

Erha stopped suddenly, showing a look of determination.

Taking out a pile of talisman papers from the magic storage device, Erha threw it at the defensive magic circle without hesitation.

Even Xu Xiaobei was somewhat afraid of the manic fluctuations of spiritual power on the talisman paper.

"Daxian, don't..."

"Boom, boom, boom."

Continuous explosions sounded, Xu Xiaobei wanted to stop Erha, but it was still a step too late.

Erha was throwing the talisman while muttering something.

"Let you beat me! Let you beat me!"

Hearing Erha's resentful words, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help but patted his forehead.

Xu Xiaobei even had some doubts, did Erha live in the demolition team before he activated his intelligence?

This method, this level of proficiency, tsk tsk, people can't help but think about it!

"Kakaka."

There was the sound of glass breaking, and Erha's brows and eyes were full of joy.

No way?Could it be that this cheap dog really broke the formation by mistake?

Hearing the cracking sound, Xu Xiaobei's eyes widened.

Three minutes later, the magic talisman was finally thrown away, and the backyard was filled with dust and dust.

"How could this be? It's unscientific!"

When the dust settled, Erha saw the intact magic circle, and his jaw almost fell to the ground.

It turned out that the "click" sound just now was just the sound of the spiritual power of the magic weapon being exhausted and crumbling.

Less than one percent of the magical artifacts have been broken. If this kind of violence is expected to break the formation, it is estimated that it will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

"Don't waste your energy, this formation is called the Golden Gate Self-Locking Formation, you can only get out but not in! Even if old man Xuan Yi comes, he can't open it."

"Old man Xuan Yi spent ninety percent of the treasures he collected all his life in order to arrange this formation!"

"To break through the formation with violence, I'm afraid it is not as easy as ascending to the sky."

Yang Cong stretched his waist and said lazily.

"Is there no other way?"

This formation was blessed by many spirits, and Xu Xiaobei only knew a little bit about it, so naturally he couldn't break the formation.

"Yes, I have!"

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Yang Cong nodded.

"any solution?"

Seeing Yang Cong nodded, Xu Xiaobei and Xu Xiaobei looked at her expectantly.

"Wait! When this flower blooms, the formation will disappear naturally."

Hearing Yang Cong's answer, one person and one dog gave her big white eyes.

The growth cycle of Tiancaidibao at this level is very unstable.

Maybe it will bloom in the next second, maybe it won't change for hundreds of years.

Waiting for this word is really full of too many variables.

"Hey."

Xu Xiaobei couldn't help sighing, almost all the treasures of Xuan Yi San were used in the magic circle.

I can't touch this miraculous lotus again, I'm afraid I can only make a trip in vain this time!

Erha also looked like scratching his head, guarding Baoshan but returning empty-handed, he was impatient and impatient!

"Hey, I'm so aggrieved!"

Erha looked and looked at the lotus in the pond, and heaved a long sigh.

"Be optimistic, that old guy Xuan Yi will not be back until tomorrow, you can still wait here for a long time."

Seeing Erha's dejected look, Yang Cong actually comforted him with nice words.

Hearing Yang Cong's words, Erha actually sat cross-legged on the ground with his heart turned to the sky, and really waited.

The sun was setting to the west, and the sky was gradually getting dark, but the lotus still had no intention of blooming.

"very hungry!"

Erha clutched his stomach and began to scream, he wanted to find something to eat, but he was afraid that the time to leave would be exhausted, and the lotus platform would be swallowed by Xu Xiaobei all by himself.

"Daxian, smell it carefully, isn't the fragrance in the air much stronger?"

Xu Xiaobei's face was full of joy, and he said to Erha.

"Hey, what's wrong with the strong aroma? Can it be eaten as a meal?"

Touching his growling stomach, Erha said with a look of disdain.

"Aroma can't be eaten as food, but we can eat right away!"

Hearing Erha's words, Xu Xiaobei smiled knowingly.

"What do you mean?"

Erha was no longer calm, and stood up directly from the ground.

"The flowers are about to bloom!"

Xu Xiaobei turned to look at Erha, and said with a straight face.

"Ben Daxian doesn't read much, so don't lie to me!"

Hearing what Xu Xiaobei said, Erha was somewhat skeptical.

From childhood to adulthood, Xu Xiaobei wandered in many places.

I have lived in the city, and I have also lived in the countryside.

For a while when he was young, there was a pond next to the place where he and Xu Xiaonan lived.

Every summer, Xu Xiaonan would clamor to eat lotus seeds.

Over time, Xu Xiaobei discovered a rule. Before the lotus blooms, the fragrance of the flowers by the pond will be much stronger.

Although he didn't know the reason behind it, Xu Xiaobei kept this law firmly in his heart.

"Stinky boy, I really have you. I suddenly feel that it is a little bit inappropriate to be alone!"

Watching the lotus slowly unfold its petals, Erha spoke out when he was happy.

"You want to eat it alone?"

Hearing Erha's words, Xu Xiaobei turned and stared at Erha.

"Ah? To swallow alone? What to swallow alone? Nothing!"

Realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Erha simply refused to admit it.