School belle spare me

"It's not as good as the delivery boy!"

"boom."

Xu Xiaonan gave his brother a disgusted look, and immediately closed the door.

"Hey, brat, I haven't gone in yet."

Seeing Xu Xiaonan's reaction, Xu Xiaobei's eyes almost rolled to the sky.

"If you come in, I won't close the door."

Xu Xiaonan's slightly disgusted answer came from inside the room.

"Hey, brat! Don't even bother to hide it now? Just wait for me."

Xu Xiaobei was "burning with anger", and a flurry had already come to his window.

"Bang bang."

Xu Xiaobei knocked on the window twice, trying to attract his sister's attention.

As Xu Xiaobei expected, his sister really ignored him.

"Hey, is anyone at home? I'm coming in to get something."

Xu Xiaobei opened the window a gap and shouted into the house.

"Xu Xiaobei, people in their 20s still play this kind of game, you are so naive!"

"And stealing is stealing. What is taking something?"

Putting down the phone, Xu Xiaonan gave his brother a disgusted look.

"How can the work of a scholar be called stealing?"

Ignoring his sister's ridicule, Xu Xiaobei planned to continue the game to the end.

"Hey, anyway, apart from my beautiful younger sister, there is nothing to steal at home."

After giving his brother a hard look, Xu Xiaonan continued to play with his mobile phone.

"Tattoo."

The sound of footsteps was close at hand, but Xu Xiaonan didn't look at his brother, and was still playing with his mobile phone by himself.

"Stop playing with your phone."

Xu Xiaobei's voice sounded, and the mobile phone in Xu Xiaonan's hand had been taken away.

"Hey, you've been out for so many days, you still know how to care about me?"

Xu Xiaonan folded his hands on his chest, and his words were full of sarcasm, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Xu Xiaobei actually dared to leave himself at home for so many days, this time he must give him some color.

"You misunderstood, playing with mobile phones for too long is not good for mobile phones."

"You are a supernatural person, so you can bear it, but have you considered how your phone feels?"

Xu Xiaobei also imitated his younger sister's movements and said it in a serious manner.

"Damn Xu Xiaobei, return the phone to me quickly."

Xu Xiaonan gritted his teeth, and kicked Xu Xiaobei's face again.

"Can you take your feet off and talk again?"

Because his nose was covered by Xue Ni's little feet, Xu Xiaobei spoke in a nasal voice.

"cannot!"

"They're all big girls, are you ashamed?"

Looking at the slender and shiny calf in front of him, Xu Xiaobei always felt a little helpless.

"Ashamed? Why didn't you say you were ashamed when you were chasing Miss Yi all over the street with your butt naked?"

Once Xu Xiaonan gets serious, his fighting power will be frighteningly strong.

"Don't, don't, don't talk, give you the phone, can we reconcile?"

Hearing his sister mention his embarrassing incident, Xu Xiaobei looked around guiltily, and immediately confessed.

"Then I'm going to eat a big table of delicious food tonight, it's so big!"

Xu Xiaonan had a serious face, clasped his hands, and tried his best to make a big circle.

"Okay, okay, both tables are fine."

Hearing that his sister finally let go, Xu Xiaobei also heaved a long sigh of relief.

"That's fine. Although your request is a bit excessive, I will reluctantly agree to eat two tables."

"..."

After a long silence, Xu Xiaobei put on his apron and came to the kitchen.

……

The gate of Xu Xiaobei's community.

"Senior sister, here we are. Xu Xiaobei's house is the house at the end of this road, on the left."

Chen Fei smiled all over his face, and said to Yang Cong, who had become a prototype in his hands.

"Hey, look, he is crazy, he actually talked to an onion."

"Eighty percent of that is the case."

Seeing everything in front of them, the melon-eaters who didn't know the truth began to discuss secretly.

"You guys are crazy! You want to die, don't you? Forget it, I just came out today, I'm in a good mood, hurry up and get out."

Where is Fade Chen the one who suffers the most, so he reprimanded him with one sentence.

"I'm going. It's really not a good thing. I just got out of the cell. Let's go quickly."

Because he didn't want to cause any trouble, the passer-by whispered a few words and left.

"Damn, you just came out of the cell! Stop for me!"

"It seems that after leaving Wanghai for so long, some people don't remember my reputation as Fade Chen!"

Chen Fei tried to chase after him, but the passers-by had already left quickly.

"Why are you arguing? Don't you want revenge? Let's go to Xu Xiaobei's house together!"

Hearing what Chen Fei said, Yang Cong said so provocatively.

"Hey hey, no big deal, next time, let's take revenge next time."

The trio laughed a few times and said unnaturally.

"Where did your reputation in Wanghai go? Forget it, you sent me there, I don't know the way."

No longer teasing the three juniors, Yang Cong still felt that it was important to find a meal ticket.

Seeing that Yang Cong no longer persisted, the trio heaved a sigh of relief.

Although they were unwilling, how could they be Xu Xiaobei's opponent?

"Someone is coming, hide quickly, hide quickly!"

The trio was just about to put Yang Cong at the door of Xu Xiaobei's house, but suddenly someone rode an electric bicycle and came straight to Xu Xiaobei's house.

Because of guilty conscience, the trio had to hide behind the green belt.

"Is it the big, big devil's family?"

Seeing the name on the order receipt, the delivery boy felt that the name was a bit shameful.

"It's not the Great Demon King, it's the Great Demon King!"

"Let's put the takeaway at the door. I'll go out and get it later."

Because Xu Xiaobei had already returned home, Xu Xiaonan didn't care about the mediocre takeaway anymore.

"Okay, remember to take it out, it will cool down after a long time."

Hearing the voice was a cute and cute little girl, and the depressed mood of the takeaway boy suddenly improved.

"Damn it! No, why are we hiding? Isn't it just a delivery guy?"

Thinking of the reaction just now, Fade Chen felt that his reputation was damaged.

"Brother Fei, let go of Senior Sister and hurry up. I haven't lived in a crowded place for a long time, so I must have fun tonight."

Although Shen Bing was the oldest, he still called Chen Fei Brother Fei.

"Senior Sister, I have wronged you, we will withdraw first."

After finishing speaking, Fade Chen carefully placed Yang Cong on the plastic bag for takeaway.

In fact, Fade Chen still didn't say a word, that is, he must not make Xu Xiaobei's life easier.

After doing all this, the trio ran away without a trace.

"Squeak."

The door was opened, and Xu Xiaonan came out while playing with his mobile phone.

"Is there a mistake? I just told the boss to add more chopped green onions. Is this a bit too exaggerated?"

Holding "Yang Cong" in his hand and looking at it, Xu Xiaonan said in surprise.

"Forget it, let Xu Xiaobei add another dish."

After closing the door, Xu Xiaonan walked towards the kitchen with green onions and takeaway.

"Xu Xiaobei, the takeaway boss saw that I look like a flower, so he specially asked the delivery boy to bring me a spring onion."

"Can you add another dish?"

Leaning on the door frame of the kitchen, Xu Xiaonan said seriously.

"Look at you like a flower and a jade? Xu Xiaonan, you are so naive! This is actually a conspiracy of real estate developers."

Stopping what he was doing, Xu Xiaobei said seriously.

"conspiracy?"

Although Xu Xiaobei did not admit that Xu Xiaonan was as beautiful as a flower, Xu Xiaonan wanted to lose his temper.

But in comparison, she was still more curious about this so-called conspiracy.

"That's right! If you have onions, you want to eat onion-flavored eggs. If you want to cook, you need a wife. If you have a wife, you have a mother-in-law. If you have a mother-in-law, you have to buy a house."

"Do you think this is a conspiracy by real estate developers?"

Xu Xiaobei looked at his younger sister and said with a straight face.

"Hey, you are so eloquent, I have never seen you trick a daughter-in-law back!"

"Hey, the old Xu family's great cause of inheriting the family!"

With a sigh, Xu Xiaonan dropped the onion and left.

"Alas, this stinky girl!"

Xu Xiaobei let out a sigh of relief and smiled helplessly.

Picking up Yang Cong who was on the ground, Xu Xiaobei put it by the sink and started washing.

Don't tell me, this green onion is lush and green no matter whether it is white or green, and it is as crystal as emerald, and it looks more like a handicraft.

While washing the onions, Xu Xiaobei lamented how extraordinary these green onions are.

"Ah! Damn Xu Xiaobei! What did you do to me? How dare you play tricks on my old lady!"

A shrill female voice sounded, and Yang Cong fell asleep accidentally, but when he woke up, he found that Xu Xiaobei was "playing" with her!

"Yang Cong? My aunt, how did you get sent to my house by the delivery boy? Can you stop talking nonsense! I really didn't know it was you!"

Xu Xiaobei looked around guiltily. He wanted to cover Yang Cong's mouth, but found helplessly that he didn't know where Yang Cong's mouth was.

"Okay, Xu Xiaobei, finally a grieving woman came to her door!"

"Why are you playing tricks on her? Tell her to come out and have a meal with us!"

Hearing his voice before seeing him, Xu Xiaonan's fire of gossip was blazing, and he ran to the kitchen impatiently.

As for his elder brother, Xu Xiaonan always watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

"Grandma, fame is important, you must not make a sound, I will apologize to you later!"

After a few instructions to Yang Cong, Xu Xiaobei pretended to be nonchalant and continued cooking.

It's fine if she's really a girl, but this resentful woman is a green onion, Xu Xiaobei really doesn't know how to explain it!

Xu Xiaobei didn't want to be told by his sister that he was inferior to animals.

And Yang Cong had no choice but to shut his mouth pitifully for the sake of his own reputation.

"Eh? Xu Xiaobei? Where are you? Where did you hide her girl?"

Almost turned the kitchen upside down, but Xu Xiaonan still couldn't find the location of the resentful woman.

"What resentful woman? Xu Xiaonan, you've watched too many TV dramas in Bangziguo, you've been addicted too much! You must be hallucinating!"

Pretending to be calm, Xu Xiaobei cast a guilty glance at his sister.

"Really do not have?"

"Really do not have!"

Xu Xiaonan is aggressive, but Xu Xiaobei is invulnerable.

"No! I just heard it."

Xu Xiaonan narrowed his eyes and stared at Xu Xiaobei, as if he wanted to see through his brother.

"Whoosh."

Xu Xiaonan caught him off guard, dodged around, and took Yang Cong into his hands.

Seeing his sister's actions, Xu Xiaonan's heart was already in his throat.

When did Xu Xiaonan become so smart?What the hell did she see?Because of guilty conscience, Xu Xiaobei thought wildly.