School belle spare me

"Of course, I got this treasure map after a narrow escape!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Xiaobei took out a "2" size paper from the drawer with a cautious look.

Gently spread the "treasure map" on the table, Xu Xiaobei was afraid that it would be damaged.

It took Xu Xiaobei a long time to draw the treasure map.

"Look, Daxian, this is the golden inner armor handed down from ancient times!"

Xu Xiaobei pointed to the pencil drawing on the "treasure map" with a serious look.

"Is this the golden inner armor?"

Looking at the patterns on the treasure map, Erha always felt a little familiar.

By the way, this is exactly the same as what I stole this afternoon!Isn't this the underwear of modern women?

If Erha wanted to understand this matter, he was about to explode on the spot, this bastard actually wanted to lie to himself again!
The grin was showing, Erha was going to bite Xu Xiaobei in the next step, but Xu Xiaobei spoke again.

"It looks like a modern woman's underwear, right? When I saw it for the first time, I thought so too."

Xu Xiaobei's face was full of sternness, as if I understood you.

The grin disappeared, and Erha nodded heavily, with the joy of finding a confidant in his eyes.

"I knew Daxian would think so."

Xu Xiaobei looked like I guessed it all.

"Look, Daxian, this treasure map says that the golden battle armor has been sealed. In order not to be coveted by others, the sealer specially changed it into ordinary underwear."

Xu Xiaobei decided to strike while the iron was hot, and overcome Erha's psychological defense in one fell swoop.

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's remarks, Erha thought for a while, and it was indeed the truth.

He has experienced this kind of thing. He almost missed the treasure several times when he dug the grave.

At this moment, Erha has already believed [-]% in his heart.

"Mystery, the more powerful things are, the more ordinary they are, right? Just like you, Great Immortal, who has boundless mana, but looks like a dog!"

Using both examples and demonstrations, Xu Xiaobei didn't believe that he couldn't beat a dog.

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Erha was very helpful, nodding wildly like a chicken pecking at rice.

Now, Erha has nine points of faith in his heart.

"So this golden inner armor handed down from ancient times is..."

Xu Xiaobei deliberately gave Erha a fill-in-the-blank question, and asked him to fill in the answer himself.

"it is true!"

Erha's eyes glowed green, he patted his thigh with his right paw, and said excitedly.

As expected, he lived up to Xu Xiaobei's expectations and filled in the correct answer.

"Look, Daxian, this is the treasure location marked on the treasure map."

Xu Xiaobei turned the paper to the back, and pointed out the so-called treasure location to Erha.

The route depicted on the treasure map is very simple, from Xu Xiaobei's dormitory to Ruan Qiushui's dormitory without any delay.

"That set of battle armor is on the drying rack, Daxian, you take it back, I have a way to unlock the seal, how about the two of us?"

Xu Xiaobei suggested to Erha that in order to make the trick real, he would naturally not give all the inner armor to Erha.

"make a deal!"

Erha agreed on the spot, if Xu Xiaobei really gave him all the inner armor, he would think that Xu Xiaobei was cheating.

"Wait, why doesn't the ink on this treasure map seem to be dry yet?"

Just as Xu Xiaobei was about to put away the treasure map, Erha's words suddenly gave him a thump in his heart.

"Hasn't it rained several times recently? It should be because of the wet weather."

Xu Xiaobei felt a little guilty, so he argued.

Seeing that Erha still had some doubts on his brows, Xu Xiaobei put down the treasure map, and generously put his arms around Erha's shoulders.

He decided to attack Erha's weakness.

"Hey, don't worry about these details. If you have this set of golden inner armor, what kind of violent ape and silver wolf, wouldn't it be a matter of minutes to accept them as mounts?"

Xu Xiaobei raised his eyebrows at Erha, his words were full of agitation.

Ok, deal!Thinking of the humiliation he had endured, Erha felt that it was time to feel proud.

Without Xu Xiaobei's instructions, Erha disappeared into the night with a whoosh.

……

I don't know whether to call it misfortune or luck, but Zhou Yi awakened his supernatural ability in the afternoon when the underwear was stolen.

The ability she awakened is also very special, a detection type ability, which can sense the breath of all living and non-living things within a radius of 100 meters.

This range extends to 500 meters for creatures or noncreatures that have marked themselves.

After the news of Zhou Yi's awakened ability spread, she was too busy to mark the underwear of all the girls in the school.

Because all girls are afraid that their underwear will be patronized by underwear thieves.

Even Ruan Qiushui asked her to help mark it. After all, the underwear thief is by his side. Who knows if that pervert Xu Xiaobei will attack him?
At eight o'clock that night, Ruan Qiushui suddenly found that her underwear had disappeared from the drying rack. She immediately contacted Zhou Yi to help find it.

With the blessing of Ruan Qiushui's supernatural ability, Zhou Yi's search area has become wider.

……

Xu Xiaobei's dormitory.

Seeing the "golden inner armor" brought by Erha, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help sighing, this cheap dog is really a good thief!
"Undo the seal quickly."

Throwing the underwear on the bed, Erha hurriedly urged.

"Okay, I'll untie it now, Daxian, don't worry!"

Picking up the underwear, Xu Xiaobei received a prompt from the system.

"Ding: Congratulations on completing the special task, you have gained 3500 emotional points. Since you completed the task within 12 hours, I will give you an extra chance to draw a lottery. You must win this time!"

"Ding: The system prompts that you have accumulatively obtained [-] emotional points of system testers, the D-level menu bar has been unlocked, and the number of items available for purchase has increased. Please check carefully."

When two system prompts came in a row, Xu Xiaobei felt somewhat excited.

But Erha is there after all, Xu Xiaobei can't show it, and now is not the time to check the system.

After calming down, Xu Xiaobei put on a show, drawing amulets and chanting mantras on his underwear.

Ten minutes later, Xu Xiaobei announced that the seal had been lifted.

"Is that all right?"

Looking at the unchanging underwear, Erha almost said, are you tm' kidding me?

"Daxian, you don't know something. It is said on the treasure map that it will take seven days for the seal to be completely cracked. Now we just need to wait."

Xu Xiaobei said seriously.

At this moment, Erha can only choose to believe in Xu Xiaobei, and at worst come to kill him after seven days.

"Great Immortal, how do you say that? Good things come in pairs. Birds fly together, and this golden inner armor needs to be in a complete set to be perfect!"

"Great Immortal, please make an offer. I will accept the golden inner armor in your hand. When the seal is released, it will definitely sell for a high price."

Xu Xiaobei's face was full of pride, as if you just ask and I will never bargain.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's serious expression, Erha's doubts were also dispelled.

It seems that this golden inner armor is really a treasure, otherwise this bastard would not have the idea of ​​buying it.

After all, Xu Xiaobei is greedy for money, but he is someone who can poach even a layer of land.

Thinking about what Xu Xiaobei said, Erha felt that it made sense. After some weighing, Erha also had the idea of ​​buying Xu Xiaobei's inner armor.

"Boy, you and Ben Daxian are old acquaintances, so I will take it as a disadvantage. How about selling me the inner armor in your hand?"

Enthusiastically embracing Xu Xiaobei's shoulders, Erha is ready to play the family card.

Hearing Erha's words, Xu Xiaobei tried his best not to laugh, this money-obsessed dog finally took the bait.

"Daxian, let me, a mortal, earn this little bargain, and sell the inner armor in your hand to me."

Xu Xiaoben had a look of reluctance on his face, he was going to play hard to get.

"Really don't think about it?"

Erha said while stuffing a jade talisman into Xu Xiaobei's pocket.

This jade talisman is a good thing, because it withstood Gao Lin's attack.

"Then... well then, I will bear the pain and sell this inner armor to the Great Immortal."

Putting away the jade talisman, Xu Xiaobei's face was full of heartache, and he finally agreed to this matter.

"Okay, you make an offer."

Erha smiled openly, showing a rich and powerful posture.

"Give me 20 yuan for such a jade talisman. I don't think it's too much for ten plants or eight plants."

Knowing that this cheap dog would definitely take the bait, Xu Xiaobei had already thought about what he wanted.

Jade talismans are a good life-saving item. Even if you don't need them in the future, you can still give them to your sister and friends.

"20 yuan? Do you really think this thing is a stone on the side of the road? You can grab a lot of it? At most ten yuan, and there are at most five plants of Tiancaidibao."

Erha asked back angrily, and abruptly lowered the price.

"Ten yuan is ten yuan. I don't dislike it. As for the treasures of heaven and earth, of course, the higher the quality, the better."

Xu Xiaobei said cheekily, after all, this is a no-cost business.

Seeing that Xu Xiaobei agreed so readily, Erha suddenly felt regretful, did he give too much?

With his heart in mind, Erha was going to trick Xu Xiaobei.

"Ahem, I am too hasty to go out this time. I only brought the jade talisman, not the treasure of heaven and earth. I will take this inner armor back first, and I will bring you the treasure of heaven and earth later."

Erha cleared his throat, picked up his underwear and prepared to run away.

"The immortal should take the treasures of heaven, material and earth first, I can't lose this golden inner armor!"

Xu Xiaobei snatched the inner armor back, and looked at Erha with a half-hearted smile.

Want to cheat me?If you are really asked to take away the inner armor, wouldn't it mean that the meat bun beats the dog and never returns?
"Ahem, then take care of the baby, and I'll come back as soon as I go."

Seeing that his scheme was seen through, Erha didn't have the slightest embarrassment on his face, and flew out of the window naturally.

"Dong dong."

When there was a knock on the door, Xu Xiaobei thought it was Erha who had come back, so without thinking, he took his underwear and went to open the door.

"Daxian's speed is fast, this is the inner armor, where is my natural talent and earthly treasure?"

Opening the door, Xu Xiaobei was full of joy, and handed out Ruan Qiushui's underwear.

"Ding: The system prompts that the system tester has an urge to kill people and gains two hundred emotional points."

Hearing the prompt from the system, Xu Xiaobei swallowed heavily.

The people who appeared at the door were not Erha, but Ruan Qiushui and Zhou Yi's two daughters.