School belle spare me

"You're not seriously injured at all, are you?"

Tang An smiled, and had no intention of scaring Xu Xiaobei, he really cherished Xiaobei's talent.

"Why not? Part of my body is disabled, isn't it called a serious injury?"

Xu Xiaobei's face was filled with bitterness, and he asked Tang An back.

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Tang An looked at him carefully, but seeing that his hands and feet were sound, it seemed that there was no disability.

Could it be an internal injury?Thinking of Xu Xiaobei holding his chest and coughing all the time, Tang An felt that it was not impossible.

"Hey, dean, look, the nails that have been with me for 20 years are all broken."

Xu Xiaobei's words were full of reluctance, and he stretched out his broken nails solemnly.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's so-called serious injury, Tang An was also annoyed by him. Fingernails are indeed a part of the body, and there's nothing wrong with that.

"Then why did you hold your chest and cough?"

Tang An didn't look sullen, but he wanted to see what answer Xu Xiaobei could give him.

"Didn't it get windy a few days ago? It's a bit cold, I caught a cold!"

To prove that he wasn't lying, Xu Xiaobei sniffed decently.

Looking at Xu Xiaobei's movements, Tang An just shook his head with a smile. Xu Xiaobei's body was full of blood, and he was as strong as a tiger. He didn't believe that Xu Xiaobei would catch a cold.

But whether to see through or not, Tang An didn't ask any more questions.

"Hey, Dean, how can I save the whole class, don't take these two natural treasures back!"

Xu Xiaobei laughed dryly, tightly clutching the treasures of heaven and earth in his hands, for fear that Tang An would compete with him.

"When did I say I would take it back? Didn't these two natural treasures be used up for your healing?"

Tang An smiled meaningfully at Xu Xiaobei.

The "accident" that happened in the actual battlefield must not be publicized. Xu Xiaobei can only be an unsung hero, and these two genius treasures should be regarded as his compensation.

"Yes, yes, yes! Use it up, use it up!"

Xu Xiaobei immediately understood, and secretly put away the two genius earth treasures.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's reaction, Tang An felt even more delighted. His previous impression of Xu Xiaobei was: brave and eager to learn.Now I'm afraid it has to be marked with wisdom or cunning again.

"Cultivate hard, I am optimistic about you!"

Tang An was all smiles, and patted Xu Xiaobei's shoulder.

"Don't worry, Dean, I will definitely not disappoint your expectations."

Xu Xiaobei said solemnly.

"It would be great if there were more such genius treasures!"

Xu Xiaobei "whispered" to the dean.

"You brat! As long as you contribute, I guarantee that good things will come from you!"

Tang An cursed with a smile, and said so to Xu Xiaobei.

"Thank you, Dean!"

Xu Xiaobei put on the appearance of a well-behaved student.

Touching the two genius treasures in his pocket, the dean's image instantly became taller.

After learning about what happened in the actual battlefield with Xu Xiaobei, Tang An couldn't help frowning.

"Han Feng's character is so despicable..."

After all, behind Han Feng was the shadow of a primordial being, and it was not an easy task to punish him.

"Go back first, remember not to slacken your practice!"

Tang An said to Xu Xiaobei with a serious face.

"Students, remember, Dean, goodbye!"

After the joint pressure from primordial organisms and the high-level officials of Jingu Academy, this matter was finally suppressed. Except for the parties in the actual battlefield, almost no one knew about it.

After returning to the dormitory to wash, and changing into dry clothes, Xu Xiaobei walked out like a normal person.

After a great battle, Xu Xiaobei's mouth was somewhat parched. There was a supermarket in front of the dormitory, so he stopped by to buy a bottle of mineral water.

What?You said my injury healed so quickly?That's right!The medicinal effect of Genius Dibao is so miraculous!

Thinking of the mysterious Erha before, Xu Xiaobei walked out of the supermarket and began to search for him all over the campus.

After almost three-quarters of the search for Wanghai University, Xu Xiaobei finally saw Erha in a flower bed that didn't want to shit.

The big cloth pocket was casually thrown by the flower bed, and Erha, wearing a mushroom doll costume, squatted silently in the middle of the flower bed.

"Daxian, what are you doing?"

Seeing Erha's solemn face, Xu Xiaobei thought to himself, could it be unsealing some treasure?

But this method of removing the seal seems a bit... strange, no!It's wonderful!
"Shh, don't talk!"

Erha looked mysterious, and made a silent gesture to Xu Xiaobei.

"Daxian, you are unsealing the treasure, right?"

Unable to bear the doubt in his heart, Xu Xiaobei finally asked.

"What seal? Don't talk! I am a mushroom now!"

Casting an annoyed glance at Xu Xiaobei, Erha returned to his previous appearance.

mushroom?What the hell?After thinking about it for a while, Xu Xiaobei felt that there was only one reasonable explanation for Erha's current behavior, and that was performance art.

"Daxian, are you engaging in performance art?"

Xu Xiaobei asked tentatively with a dark face.

"That's right! You can call me a master of performance art in the future!"

Erha showed a trademark smirk, and said proudly.

"Daxian...are you thirsty?"

Xu Xiaobei was a little speechless, so he could only find a topic.

"Smart, why didn't I expect that mushrooms need to drink water to grow taller!"

Erha looked suddenly enlightened, snatched the mineral water from Xu Xiaobei's hand, and poured it around him.

Seeing Erha's movements, the corners of Xu Xiaobei's mouth twitched a few times. He felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time. If he continued to stay, his IQ might be lowered.

Erha saw Xu Xiaobei's reaction, Erha frowned, squinted, and looked at Xu Xiaobei with contempt.

Erha means: retarded!Do your mushrooms drink water with their mouths?
Seeing Erha's mocking expression, Xu Xiaobei's petulant temper came up. Do you want to compare IQ or play tricks?I haven't lost either of these!
"Daxian, people have good and evil mushrooms and there are good and bad mushrooms. I wonder if you are playing the role of a good mushroom or a bad mushroom?"

Xu Xiaobei asked Erha a slightly abrupt question.

"Do you even need to ask? This great immortal is full of pits...cough cough, saving all living beings, caring for the world, of course it is a good mushroom!"

Erha squinted at Xu Xiaobei, thinking to himself, this kid must be a fool, right?Just ask these non-standard questions.

"Then as a good mushroom, is it the character it should have to know kindness?"

Ignoring Erha's eyes, Xu Xiaobei looked serious, and then asked.

"Of course!"

Erha looked at Xu Xiaobei, still looking at a fool.

"Daxian drank my mineral water, does that count as my kindness?"

"Correct!"

"Shouldn't you repay me for accepting my kindness?"

"That's right!"

In this way, Erha entered Xu Xiaobei's routine step by step.

"That's right, I don't want too much, Daxian just throw me a treasure!"

Xu Xiaobei crossed his arms and looked like a serious person.

Looking at Xu Xiaobei's righteous eyes, Erha felt that it would be a heinous crime not to give him a treasure!

Under the setting of "I am a good mushroom", Erha hesitated and took out a magic weapon.

The magic weapon looks only the size of a palm, and looks like a black sickle with black mist on it, so it's hard to see the exact shape.

Good baby!Seeing Erha took out the black sickle, Xu Xiaobei's eyes flickered with green light.

"Thank you Daxian!"

Because he was afraid that Erha would go back on his word, Xu Xiaobei snatched the black sickle.

"I wish Daxian will become a master of performance art as soon as possible, and I will take a step ahead if I still have something to do!"

After putting away the magic weapon, Xu Xiaobei quickly disappeared.

"and many more!"

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's figure, Erha always felt that something was wrong.

"Daxian, don't you think I'm cheating on you?"

Xu Xiaobei said what Erha wanted to say first, he was playing Yangmou, and he was betting on Erha to save face.

"It's a joke! This great immortal cheats all living beings, when was he cheated by others?"

Erha said with a haughty look on his face.

"Great Immortal, then I will take your magic weapon to repay your kindness and leave first!"

Xu Xiaobei deliberately emphasized the tone of the words "Zhi En Tu Bao".

"You go!"

Erha moved his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but finally gave up.

Logically speaking, Xu Xiaobei should be tricking him, but he followed his train of thought for a long time, but found that there seemed to be nothing wrong!
Has your IQ been suppressed?As soon as the idea came up, Erha refuted himself, it's impossible!Daxian, when did I get tricked?

Isn't it just a yellow-rank magic weapon?Although the magic weapon is a bit special, it is nothing more than a drop in the bucket for this Great Immortal!
Erha can only rely on constant hypnosis to relieve the pain of losing the baby in his heart!

After finding a hidden place, Xu Xiaobei used the system to identify the black sickle in his hand.

Name: Black Sky War Scythe.

Grade: Yellow grade magic weapon.

Other information: The magic weapon left by Qi practitioners in the pre-Qin period is said to be a magic weapon that was refined by tearing up a ray of night. able.

This bitch is really a mobile treasure trove!Looking at the information fed back by the system, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help sighing again.

Erha casually shot a yellow magic weapon, but he didn't know how long it would take to save emotional points to exchange for one.

Xu Xiaobei already had a small bronze sword, and he decided to give this black sky scythe to his sister.

Having experienced the Mount Tai incident, Xu Xiaobei wished he could arm his sister to the teeth.

Looking at the time, there are still 10 minutes to go to class, Xu Xiaobei decided to go to class first, and don't rush to give weapons to his sister.

The classroom was already full of people, but it was silent, and everyone seemed to be still immersed in that dark mood.

Having "borrowed" a treasure from Erha, Xu Xiaobei was so excited that he came to the classroom humming a little song.

If someone listens carefully to Xu Xiaobei's lyrics, he will find that he is singing: the dog he likes does not appear, the dog that appears does not like it, how far is the dog I am waiting for in the future...