School belle spare me

Deliberately covering the license plate number?This is a "felony" with 12 points deducted!The unscrupulous driver's license probably won't be kept.

Without a driver's license, you can't drive, and if you can't drive, you can't cheat people. Thinking of this, Xu Xiaobei laughed unkindly.

"Xu Xiaobei, how do you feel about my performance?"

Xu Xiaonan clapped his hands and looked at his brother with a smile on his face.

"Simply wonderful! A good citizen of society!"

Without the slightest hesitation, Xu Xiaobei praised his sister fiercely.

"Hey, Xu Xiaobei, you are so flamboyant. If you use a box of crispy noodles to lower my IQ, I will still believe you."

Seeing his brother's exaggerated expression, Xu Xiaonan looked unwilling to believe it.

"It's not easy? Let's talk about it when we go home."

Like when they were children, they hugged their sister's shoulders, and the two cuddled each other, walking towards that warm nest.

After experiencing so much wind and rain, Xu Xiaobei cherishes this moment very much.

"Xu Xiaobei, why do I think you are incompetent?"

It was very rare to be quiet for a while, and Xu Xiaonan said something out of nowhere.

"Hey, Xu Xiaonan, how do you talk?"

Xu Xiaobei knew that his younger sister would not be safe for a moment.

"Why do I help you so many times, but you still don't have a girlfriend?"

"..."

Having such a younger sister who likes to talk to death, Xu Xiaobei is really pained and happy.

Half an hour later, Xu Xiaobei's home.

"Who?"

Just as Xu Xiaobei took out the keys of the house, he vaguely felt that someone was staring at him.

He turned his head sharply and carefully observed the wind and grass around him.

"Hey, I was Yu Zecheng from the village back then. I didn't get this nickname for nothing! Isn't it a piece of cake to lurk?"

Erha was covered with breath-holding talismans, and was lying on the grass not far away, crossing his legs and wagging his tail.

Because the breathing talisman has the function of invisibility, Xu Xiaobei can't see Erha.

But Erha didn't notice that the breath-holding talisman attached to the tail had faint traces of cracking.

"Xu Xiaobei, can you stop being surprised? There are so many wild cats and dogs around here, it's not like you don't know."

Startled by his brother's actions, Xu Xiaonan couldn't help but give him a blank look.

"Probably, it is estimated that some wild dog came to look for food."

After carefully sensing the air mechanisms around him, Xu Xiaobei didn't find anything unusual.

"You are the wild dog, and this great immortal is Yu Zecheng, have you seen it in lurking?"

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Erha thought contemptuously in his heart.

"Wow, Xu Xiaobei, look quickly."

Just as Xu Xiaobei turned around to open the door, his sister poked his arm.

Xu Xiaobei looked in the direction his sister pointed, but found that half of the dog's tail was shaking non-stop.

That cheap dog actually found it?Seeing the scene in front of him, Xu Xiaobei was a little surprised.

Not to mention half a tail, Xu Xiaobei can recognize him even if Erha turns into ashes.

This unscientific?Have you been discovered?Seeing Xu Xiaonan pointing at him, Erha was also surprised.

"Hey, isn't it just that the flowers in Uncle Zhang's house are blooming, what's there to see?"

As Xu Xiaobei said, he quickly took his sister into his arms.

"Shh, don't scare the dog, let's go home and punish him slowly."

Xu Xiaobei lowered his voice and whispered in his sister's ear.

And Xu Xiaonan looked excited, and made an OK gesture to his brother.

The two brothers and sisters walked into the house, looked at the rose flowers in full bloom behind them, Erha's hanging heart was also relieved.

Xu Xiaobei, how dare you deceive the Great Immortal?Today I will teach you to be a good person!
Seeing the window Xu Xiaonan just opened, Erha jumped in with a whoosh.

"boom."

"Ow."

After a shrill cry, Erha refused in his heart when he saw the mousetrap on his right paw.

Trouble!A group of troublemakers!
"Xu Xiaobei, I told you that there are mice in the house, but you still don't believe it, but the noise is so loud, the size of the mouse should not be small, right?"

Hearing Erha's screams, Xu Xiaonan suppressed a smile and said.

"Well, don't be afraid, let's go and have a look together."

Xu Xiaobei cleared his throat, and led his sister towards the window.

Hearing that Xu Xiaobei wanted to come and have a look, Erha broke the mousetrap and jumped out of the window in a panic.

"Xu Xiaobei, this mouse is so powerful, it broke the mousetrap."

Looking at the deformed iron clip, Xu Xiaonan silently picked it up.

"Xiao Nan, I remember that dogs have a kind of nature. When you throw something, they will run to pick it up, right?"

Seeing the half tail swaying constantly under the window sill, Xu Xiaobei asked seriously.

"Fuck your uncle's nature, I have already cultivated to this level, how could I do such a shameful thing!"

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Erha thought with a sneer.

"Why are you talking about these useless things? This mousetrap is broken, so I threw it away."

Hearing what his brother said, Xu Xiaonan immediately understood and threw the mousetrap out of the window.

Although he said no, Erha's body is very honest.

Seeing the mousetrap thrown by Xu Xiaonan, Erha chased after it with a whoosh.

Back into the room sullenly, the brother and sister finally couldn't help laughing.

Five seconds later, Erha poked his head out of the trash can with the mousetrap in his mouth and a banana peel on his head.

As for the look in Xu Xiaobei's eyes, it was full of resentment.

Trouble!What a troublemaker!What a shame!

Jumping out of the trash can, shaking the dust off his body, Erha kept pacing on the grass, contemplating the next plan.

About 5 minutes later, Erha took out a pure white mask from the storage artifact, and after he put on the mask, he turned into Yang Liuyan.

At this moment, Yang Liuyan is dressed like a standard urban beauty, her shorts can't be any shorter, and she is showing the charm of her long legs to her heart's content.

The skin is silky and smooth, adding to the temptation under the bright sun.

A pair of black stockings covered her slender legs, but her soft, white feet were hidden in the pair of pointed leather shoes.

The upper body is a pink deep V silk thin shirt, and the plump and round soft snow cream is particularly eye-catching.

A simple headband tied the long hair like a waterfall behind her head, and a few simple jewelry showed the beauty's simple atmosphere even more.

This image of a lively lady, how can there be half of a female driver?

After looking at himself, Erha pretended to be Yang Liuyan, and walked towards Xu Xiaobei's gate with great interest.

Just when he was about to knock on the door, he heard something that drove him crazy.

"Xu Xiaobei, I think that dog is so silly and funny, can I keep it as a pet?"

Thinking of Erha just now, Xu Xiaonan seemed to have turned into a brat who discovered a new toy.

"Can you keep your voice down? In case that silly dog ​​hasn't left, the two of us won't be able to calm down in the future."

Covering his sister's mouth, Xu Xiaobei glanced around fearfully.

Keeping that cheap dog as a pet?My younger sister really doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

Although Erha's IQ is not online sometimes, his endless magic weapons can cause headaches.

"What's wrong? He's so stupid, I'm not afraid of him, his IQ, huh huh."

Seeing his brother being so careful with a dog, Xu Xiaonan said with a look of disgust.

When Xu Xiaonan mentioned Erha's IQ, she didn't even bother to use adjectives, so she just sneered.

This little girl, are you really happy when you look at it?
Huh... no, I have to endure.

"Dong dong."

After sorting out her mood, the fake Yang Liuyan knocked on the door of Xu Xiaobei's house.

"Squeak."

The door was opened, and Xu Xiaobei was subconsciously startled when he saw the person appearing at the door.

"Old driver, ah, isn't that right, Teacher Yang?"

Looking at the stunning Yang Liuyan in front of him, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help but take a second look.

"Little cutie, won't you invite me in?"

Yang Liuyan's voice was charming, and she folded her arms across her chest, making her soft and delicate pair more and more visible.

"vomit."

Hearing Yang Liuyan's address to him, Xu Xiaobei shivered and retched uncontrollably.

What's the reaction?No, that's not how it's played on TV.

Seeing Xu Xiaobei's reaction, Erha thought so in his heart.

After all, Erha is just a dog. It is really difficult for him to think from a human point of view.

"Cough, teacher Yang, I'm sorry, I can't restrain myself when I'm so emotional, please come in."

Xu Xiaobei also realized that he was being impolite, so he coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment.

"Tattoo."

The sound of high heels touching the ground sounded, and Yang Liuyan walked in with enchanting steps.

"Wow, whose little girl is this? She has no breasts, no butt, and she's so short, so cute!"

With an exaggerated expression on Yang Liuyan's face, she pinched Xu Xiaonan's cheek like pinching a doll.

Hearing Yang Liuyan's words, Xu Xiaobei's heart skipped a beat, what the hell?Did the old driver come to his house to seek death?

Sure enough, a monstrous murderous aura erupted from Xu Xiaonan's body immediately.

Xu Xiaonan tolerated saying that she had no breasts and no butt, but Yang Liuyan dared to say that she was short, so Xu Xiaonan could only reciprocate.

"Xu Xiaobei, who is this coquettish old aunt?"

With his hands folded across his chest, Xu Xiaonan asked in a flat tone.

Hearing the two people's tit-for-tat words, Xu Xiaobei was the first and the second was the big one. Is this the rhythm to fight?
"Xiao Nan, don't be angry, Teacher Yang didn't mean to laugh at you, she just spoke more quickly."

After a little thought, Xu Xiaobei still wanted to give Yang Liuyan a chance.

"Xu Xiaobei, how tall is this little girl? Is she 1 meters tall?"

Hearing Yang Liuyan's question, Xu Xiaobei smiled miserably, "Elder sister, can we not play dead?"

"Xu Xiaobei, do you think I'm old?"

Yang Liuyan held it in her right hand, and pointed to her soft and snowy skin with her left hand.

"what?"

Hearing Yang Liuyan's straightforward question, Xu Xiaobei's brain froze a bit.

"Is it difficult to judge? I will help you."

Before she finished speaking, Yang Liuyan unbuttoned the top buttons of her neckline.

In an instant, a large area of ​​dazzling white was exposed, and Xu Xiaobei felt something hot in his nose.