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049 Honorary professor & assistant on campus
Qingzhou University hasn't been this lively for a long time.
Perhaps it was because after shopping on Double Eleven, their baby finally flew into their hands after 81-[-]-[-] difficulties.
Or maybe singles can finally let go of the insulting holiday of Double Eleven.
Or - there are two more strange guys on campus!
A person dressed like a scholar in ancient costume will only attract some people's attention if he walks on the street, but they will not pay too much attention to him, because this kind of costume is the most common in ancient cosplay costumes.
But the other handsome guy's attire was a little too much, unexpectedly, he was wearing a monk's robe and shaved his head!
These two people walked together, and it was in the university campus. If it is not strange, it is unless the eyes of the students are already blind!
Man said that the students were pointing at the two of them, even the teachers couldn't help but look sideways, with complicated emotions showing in their eyes.
That kind of emotion can be described in a four-character idiom-the world is getting worse.
Is it reasonable for a young man in his 20s to become an honorary professor?
Perhaps it is reasonable to have such a possibility of one in ten thousand.
What if the 20-something emeritus assistant professor was a monk?
After all, the identities of the two of them are real, and no one is allowed to question them. This sentence was said by the principal.
"Wow, so handsome!"
"It turns out that monks can also be so handsome in costumes, I really love it!"
"I like the professor dressed as a scholar better. I have never seen such a young honorary professor before!"
"Isn't it strange to see you at first glance? Let alone such a young honorary professor, I have never seen the honorary professor who is about to be buried with my own eyes!"
"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend? Check me out, okay?"
"My little brother is versatile, and he is the best at playing musical instruments. It's really great!"
"..."
Surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong behaved completely differently.
At this moment, Zhuge Qingyun completely forgot that on the phone, he said that he did not want to be disturbed by others, and he was overjoyed at the girls' admiration and siege.
"I didn't expect my little sister to play an instrument, so you are such a talented girl! I wonder what instrument you like to play?"
The girl wore a little makeup, dazzled with purple eye shadow, had dreadlocks, and red lipstick that was dripping like blood. At this moment, she had already leaned forward and flirted coquettishly.
"He is best at blowing flute!"
"Amazing, amazing, I am best at playing the flute!"
Fakong on the side is simply too annoying for the girls to pester.
He blushed and clasped his hands together.
"Female benefactors, please respect yourself. Poor monks are not good at women..."
His appearance made the group of girls beside him wantonly tease him.
"Little monk, my sister asks you, are men and women equal in Buddhism?"
"Amitabha. Before the Buddha, all living beings are equal."
"Since all living beings are equal, there should be no difference between men and women in front of you. Then what are you hiding now? Could it be that I will eat you up? Or do you have delusions in your heart, because your thoughts are dirty, so you don't Dare to face me squarely?"
"Female benefactor, there are precepts in Shaolin, and I dare not violate them..."
"Little monk, you are so cute! Don't you usually watch short videos? There are many abbots, and the abbots will have many lovers behind their backs. We can't be like them, doing the same thing. Otherwise, you will return to vulgarity today! We can justifiably start a sweet love relationship in the open and honest!"
"..."
Qin Shushu was very close to the two of them at the beginning.
When he entered the school gate and saw the group of girls gradually gathering up, the alarm bell sounded in his heart instantly, and at the same time, he quickly kept a relatively safe distance from the two of them.
Now it seems that what he did just now allowed him to avoid danger successfully, otherwise, he would definitely become one of the people being molested.
But speaking of it, these college girls were just joking with the two of them.
Even if all of them are in their early 20s and reach the marriageable age, they are still female students after all, how much can they do?
Thinking of the dissatisfied expressions of those female students pulling their boyfriends in the hotel, Qin Shushu suddenly lost his confidence.
If Fakong and Zhuge Qingyun really can't control it, then the two of them might really like to be fathers in the future!
After the course ended, Zhuge Qingyun found an empty office in the school, so that the three of them could get together in a quiet environment and help Qin Shushu practice the exercises.
"Before imparting your skills, you need to understand Confucianism and follow the Confucian rules of life, so that you can become a great Confucian in the future!"
"Since the almsgiver has entered my Buddhist school, he should also understand the five precepts of Buddhism. Observing the five precepts is the foundation of humanism. When we accept the five precepts, we will be protected by twenty-five benevolent gods..."
"Brother Qin, when you enter our Confucianism, you should follow the Five Constants. The Five Constants are benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness. Not killing is called benevolence, not stealing is called righteousness, not being promiscuous is called propriety, not lying is called faith, not drinking is called wisdom... "
Qin Shushu looked at the two of them as if they were talking to each other, and he couldn't help but sighed heavily.
"I said, two brothers, can you two stop for a while? Speaking of it, it seems that our understanding on this matter has deviated. First of all, I am not trying to join Confucianism as a scholar, nor am I trying to escape Entering Buddhism. It’s just to learn an exercise that can help me strengthen my body, and at the same time let the two of you distinguish the superiority of the exercise. If you do this, you will be too high-level.”
Zhuge Qingyun scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Uh... that's true. As the saying goes, haste makes waste. It really is better to let you accept Confucianism step by step and fall in love with Confucianism."
Fakong also recited a Buddha's name.
"Amitabha. Lord Qin is a man of great wisdom. In the future, he will also be inspired by the Buddha to become a disciple of Buddhism. Practice Buddhism and form boundless good conditions to save sentient beings. It's just a matter of time, and the little monk is not in a hurry. "
I don't know what kind of mind this monk Fakong is going through?All he wanted to do was to pull him into Buddhism as a bald gourd.
If he really escaped into Buddhism and became a monk, how sad would the old dean be?
How sad the beauties in the school are!
How does this allow his good seeds to be spread to every corner of the world?
In short, the choice of being a monk is outrageous!
The so-called Songyang Academy or Shaolin Kung Fu, which one is better, isn't it in his own hands?
As long as he worked hard on Haoran Zhengqi Jue, he could easily surpass Shaolin.
You must practice the Haoran Righteous Qi Jue, and let Monk Fakong lose!
He made up his mind that Qin Shushu would no longer have any psychological burden.
"The two of you talk left and right, which makes it difficult for me to concentrate. Why don't you two be like normal teachers, how about each explaining a class? After a class, I will talk about this Ask questions that you don't understand in the content of the class. Only in this way can you best understand what you are talking about. What do you think?"
Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong thought for a while, and immediately agreed to Qin Shushu's proposal.
But then the two had a dispute over who should teach Qin Shushu first.
"Little monk, then I will teach the first lesson first. After I finish, you will talk about it."
"Wait a minute. It's not that the little monk is fighting with you, but that my brain is full of inspiration, which is suitable for teaching Buddhism, so that Lord Qin can get the best understanding, so let the little monk come first."
"As the saying goes, the best comes first. When you and I were discussing the Dao, you once lost half the chips to me. Today, I must come first!"
"..."
Qin Shushu also had a new understanding of Buddhism.
When he was watching "Dragon Babu" before, the eminent monk actually bet with others on the number of toes in order to make a move first in the chess game, and finally won the upper hand by sacrificing one of his toes.
The so-called indisputable Buddhism is probably not absolute!
Crossing Erlang's legs and watching the two people arguing there, he just happened to be able to free his mind to think about how the next thing would end.
I and the Great Wilderness stole the treasures of Confucianism and Shaolin. I haven't had time to practice, and I haven't had time to study the functions of the two treasures in the Holy Book Hall. Now I am surrounded by two suffering masters. possible.
According to the two of them, the lost treasure is of great significance to them, and to their master, it is something that must be found even if they spend their entire lives, so it will be a disaster sooner or later if it is left with him.
After a brief contact, the two guys Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong have excellent personalities and are very easy to get along with, suitable for long-term friendship.
Then he needs to think about how to return their lost treasures to them in a reasonable and reasonable manner, without hurting the harmony between them, so that they can continue to be friends in the future...
Qin Shushu, who was wandering in the sky, suddenly felt that his shoulders were being held down, and he saw Zhuge Qingyun's bloodshot eyes and twitching facial muscles.
"Come on, let Brother Qin speak for himself! Little monk Fakong and I, who do you want us to teach first?"
Fakong immediately stepped forward.
"Amitabha. Master Zhuge, don't scare Master Qin. Twisted melons are not sweet. Why are you so obsessed with teaching first? This class doesn't take me long, it's just a cup of tea..."
"Fart! You fart! You Shaolin are the most repetitious. If I asked you to teach this class first, I wouldn't even think about it today!"
Qin Shushu hurriedly stopped him.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing between the two of you, it will hurt your peace. Otherwise, let me give you an idea! One class for each of you, 45 minutes for each class, no procrastination is allowed. One class is about After that, I ask questions, and when I finish my questions, I start the next class."
"It's just that you also know that things like learning are very hard. Especially as an ordinary person, if I want to understand the profound knowledge of your Buddhism or Confucianism, it must be a great drain on my mind. So what I mean is, for Make sure I have the most physical and mental strength, and at the beginning of the second class, can the teacher in charge help me use your exercises or something to refresh me?"
Zhuge Qingyun immediately took out a handful of pills from the mustard bag.
"This is a first-grade spirit-gathering elixir. After eating this elixir, it can replenish a lot of spiritual energy for people, so that people can be as clear as a swallow. No matter if I talk about it first or later, I can provide it for you to take."
Fakong made a Buddha's name and said seriously.
"Amitabha. The little monk never possessed these foreign things. But the little monk is willing to sacrifice his own cultivation to dredge the meridians for the donor, so that the donor's body is as light as a swallow, his mind is clear, and all diseases are difficult to suffer from. The effect is better than the first-grade spirit gathering pill. "
The two teachers had already prepared all the five-star services, and Qin Shushu immediately took off his slippers.
"Please step back, both of you, I'm going to perform a selection method!"
Not knowing why, the two hurried back a few steps, then waited for Qin Shushu to cast a spell with wide-eyed eyes.
Next, Qin Shushu held the slipper in his hand and threw it high into the sky. The slipper spiraled into the air and then fell down.
"Snapped!"
The slipper fell to the ground, and the toe of the shoe pointed directly at Fakong!
Qin Shushu shook his head in a little disappointment, and then tried his best to squeeze out a smile.
"Master Fakong, this first lesson will be taught by you."
"Amitabha!" Fakong's eyes flashed with a blazing light: "The fate between Qin Benefactor and Buddhism is destined by heaven!"
Qin Shushu: My heart is so cold...
Perhaps it was because after shopping on Double Eleven, their baby finally flew into their hands after 81-[-]-[-] difficulties.
Or maybe singles can finally let go of the insulting holiday of Double Eleven.
Or - there are two more strange guys on campus!
A person dressed like a scholar in ancient costume will only attract some people's attention if he walks on the street, but they will not pay too much attention to him, because this kind of costume is the most common in ancient cosplay costumes.
But the other handsome guy's attire was a little too much, unexpectedly, he was wearing a monk's robe and shaved his head!
These two people walked together, and it was in the university campus. If it is not strange, it is unless the eyes of the students are already blind!
Man said that the students were pointing at the two of them, even the teachers couldn't help but look sideways, with complicated emotions showing in their eyes.
That kind of emotion can be described in a four-character idiom-the world is getting worse.
Is it reasonable for a young man in his 20s to become an honorary professor?
Perhaps it is reasonable to have such a possibility of one in ten thousand.
What if the 20-something emeritus assistant professor was a monk?
After all, the identities of the two of them are real, and no one is allowed to question them. This sentence was said by the principal.
"Wow, so handsome!"
"It turns out that monks can also be so handsome in costumes, I really love it!"
"I like the professor dressed as a scholar better. I have never seen such a young honorary professor before!"
"Isn't it strange to see you at first glance? Let alone such a young honorary professor, I have never seen the honorary professor who is about to be buried with my own eyes!"
"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend? Check me out, okay?"
"My little brother is versatile, and he is the best at playing musical instruments. It's really great!"
"..."
Surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong behaved completely differently.
At this moment, Zhuge Qingyun completely forgot that on the phone, he said that he did not want to be disturbed by others, and he was overjoyed at the girls' admiration and siege.
"I didn't expect my little sister to play an instrument, so you are such a talented girl! I wonder what instrument you like to play?"
The girl wore a little makeup, dazzled with purple eye shadow, had dreadlocks, and red lipstick that was dripping like blood. At this moment, she had already leaned forward and flirted coquettishly.
"He is best at blowing flute!"
"Amazing, amazing, I am best at playing the flute!"
Fakong on the side is simply too annoying for the girls to pester.
He blushed and clasped his hands together.
"Female benefactors, please respect yourself. Poor monks are not good at women..."
His appearance made the group of girls beside him wantonly tease him.
"Little monk, my sister asks you, are men and women equal in Buddhism?"
"Amitabha. Before the Buddha, all living beings are equal."
"Since all living beings are equal, there should be no difference between men and women in front of you. Then what are you hiding now? Could it be that I will eat you up? Or do you have delusions in your heart, because your thoughts are dirty, so you don't Dare to face me squarely?"
"Female benefactor, there are precepts in Shaolin, and I dare not violate them..."
"Little monk, you are so cute! Don't you usually watch short videos? There are many abbots, and the abbots will have many lovers behind their backs. We can't be like them, doing the same thing. Otherwise, you will return to vulgarity today! We can justifiably start a sweet love relationship in the open and honest!"
"..."
Qin Shushu was very close to the two of them at the beginning.
When he entered the school gate and saw the group of girls gradually gathering up, the alarm bell sounded in his heart instantly, and at the same time, he quickly kept a relatively safe distance from the two of them.
Now it seems that what he did just now allowed him to avoid danger successfully, otherwise, he would definitely become one of the people being molested.
But speaking of it, these college girls were just joking with the two of them.
Even if all of them are in their early 20s and reach the marriageable age, they are still female students after all, how much can they do?
Thinking of the dissatisfied expressions of those female students pulling their boyfriends in the hotel, Qin Shushu suddenly lost his confidence.
If Fakong and Zhuge Qingyun really can't control it, then the two of them might really like to be fathers in the future!
After the course ended, Zhuge Qingyun found an empty office in the school, so that the three of them could get together in a quiet environment and help Qin Shushu practice the exercises.
"Before imparting your skills, you need to understand Confucianism and follow the Confucian rules of life, so that you can become a great Confucian in the future!"
"Since the almsgiver has entered my Buddhist school, he should also understand the five precepts of Buddhism. Observing the five precepts is the foundation of humanism. When we accept the five precepts, we will be protected by twenty-five benevolent gods..."
"Brother Qin, when you enter our Confucianism, you should follow the Five Constants. The Five Constants are benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness. Not killing is called benevolence, not stealing is called righteousness, not being promiscuous is called propriety, not lying is called faith, not drinking is called wisdom... "
Qin Shushu looked at the two of them as if they were talking to each other, and he couldn't help but sighed heavily.
"I said, two brothers, can you two stop for a while? Speaking of it, it seems that our understanding on this matter has deviated. First of all, I am not trying to join Confucianism as a scholar, nor am I trying to escape Entering Buddhism. It’s just to learn an exercise that can help me strengthen my body, and at the same time let the two of you distinguish the superiority of the exercise. If you do this, you will be too high-level.”
Zhuge Qingyun scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Uh... that's true. As the saying goes, haste makes waste. It really is better to let you accept Confucianism step by step and fall in love with Confucianism."
Fakong also recited a Buddha's name.
"Amitabha. Lord Qin is a man of great wisdom. In the future, he will also be inspired by the Buddha to become a disciple of Buddhism. Practice Buddhism and form boundless good conditions to save sentient beings. It's just a matter of time, and the little monk is not in a hurry. "
I don't know what kind of mind this monk Fakong is going through?All he wanted to do was to pull him into Buddhism as a bald gourd.
If he really escaped into Buddhism and became a monk, how sad would the old dean be?
How sad the beauties in the school are!
How does this allow his good seeds to be spread to every corner of the world?
In short, the choice of being a monk is outrageous!
The so-called Songyang Academy or Shaolin Kung Fu, which one is better, isn't it in his own hands?
As long as he worked hard on Haoran Zhengqi Jue, he could easily surpass Shaolin.
You must practice the Haoran Righteous Qi Jue, and let Monk Fakong lose!
He made up his mind that Qin Shushu would no longer have any psychological burden.
"The two of you talk left and right, which makes it difficult for me to concentrate. Why don't you two be like normal teachers, how about each explaining a class? After a class, I will talk about this Ask questions that you don't understand in the content of the class. Only in this way can you best understand what you are talking about. What do you think?"
Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong thought for a while, and immediately agreed to Qin Shushu's proposal.
But then the two had a dispute over who should teach Qin Shushu first.
"Little monk, then I will teach the first lesson first. After I finish, you will talk about it."
"Wait a minute. It's not that the little monk is fighting with you, but that my brain is full of inspiration, which is suitable for teaching Buddhism, so that Lord Qin can get the best understanding, so let the little monk come first."
"As the saying goes, the best comes first. When you and I were discussing the Dao, you once lost half the chips to me. Today, I must come first!"
"..."
Qin Shushu also had a new understanding of Buddhism.
When he was watching "Dragon Babu" before, the eminent monk actually bet with others on the number of toes in order to make a move first in the chess game, and finally won the upper hand by sacrificing one of his toes.
The so-called indisputable Buddhism is probably not absolute!
Crossing Erlang's legs and watching the two people arguing there, he just happened to be able to free his mind to think about how the next thing would end.
I and the Great Wilderness stole the treasures of Confucianism and Shaolin. I haven't had time to practice, and I haven't had time to study the functions of the two treasures in the Holy Book Hall. Now I am surrounded by two suffering masters. possible.
According to the two of them, the lost treasure is of great significance to them, and to their master, it is something that must be found even if they spend their entire lives, so it will be a disaster sooner or later if it is left with him.
After a brief contact, the two guys Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong have excellent personalities and are very easy to get along with, suitable for long-term friendship.
Then he needs to think about how to return their lost treasures to them in a reasonable and reasonable manner, without hurting the harmony between them, so that they can continue to be friends in the future...
Qin Shushu, who was wandering in the sky, suddenly felt that his shoulders were being held down, and he saw Zhuge Qingyun's bloodshot eyes and twitching facial muscles.
"Come on, let Brother Qin speak for himself! Little monk Fakong and I, who do you want us to teach first?"
Fakong immediately stepped forward.
"Amitabha. Master Zhuge, don't scare Master Qin. Twisted melons are not sweet. Why are you so obsessed with teaching first? This class doesn't take me long, it's just a cup of tea..."
"Fart! You fart! You Shaolin are the most repetitious. If I asked you to teach this class first, I wouldn't even think about it today!"
Qin Shushu hurriedly stopped him.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing between the two of you, it will hurt your peace. Otherwise, let me give you an idea! One class for each of you, 45 minutes for each class, no procrastination is allowed. One class is about After that, I ask questions, and when I finish my questions, I start the next class."
"It's just that you also know that things like learning are very hard. Especially as an ordinary person, if I want to understand the profound knowledge of your Buddhism or Confucianism, it must be a great drain on my mind. So what I mean is, for Make sure I have the most physical and mental strength, and at the beginning of the second class, can the teacher in charge help me use your exercises or something to refresh me?"
Zhuge Qingyun immediately took out a handful of pills from the mustard bag.
"This is a first-grade spirit-gathering elixir. After eating this elixir, it can replenish a lot of spiritual energy for people, so that people can be as clear as a swallow. No matter if I talk about it first or later, I can provide it for you to take."
Fakong made a Buddha's name and said seriously.
"Amitabha. The little monk never possessed these foreign things. But the little monk is willing to sacrifice his own cultivation to dredge the meridians for the donor, so that the donor's body is as light as a swallow, his mind is clear, and all diseases are difficult to suffer from. The effect is better than the first-grade spirit gathering pill. "
The two teachers had already prepared all the five-star services, and Qin Shushu immediately took off his slippers.
"Please step back, both of you, I'm going to perform a selection method!"
Not knowing why, the two hurried back a few steps, then waited for Qin Shushu to cast a spell with wide-eyed eyes.
Next, Qin Shushu held the slipper in his hand and threw it high into the sky. The slipper spiraled into the air and then fell down.
"Snapped!"
The slipper fell to the ground, and the toe of the shoe pointed directly at Fakong!
Qin Shushu shook his head in a little disappointment, and then tried his best to squeeze out a smile.
"Master Fakong, this first lesson will be taught by you."
"Amitabha!" Fakong's eyes flashed with a blazing light: "The fate between Qin Benefactor and Buddhism is destined by heaven!"
Qin Shushu: My heart is so cold...
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