The gods are only at level 99, you are at level 9999
Chapter 42 No money
The Sky Swallowing Toad was flattered by the Nine Nether Tigers from ear to ear.
The two walked all the way to the brothel, the eyes of the swallowing toad lit up, and said: "Xiao Jiu, why don't we go here to have fun? There are all kinds of women here, there should be something that suits my taste!"
The Nine Nether Tiger has just turned into an adult, so it is still immersed in that joy, and it has been living in Nanguilin before, so it doesn't know much about it, so it said indifferently: "Brother, you can go wherever you want! "
Sky Swallowing Toad nodded, and walked in first.
"Hey, the two guest officials have very good faces, don't you come here often?"
As soon as he saw a guest coming, the bustard greeted him first.
Sky Swallowing Toad nodded and said, "That's right, is there a better girl here?"
"My lord, the girls here are all good girls, it depends on what kind of lord you want!"
"Our eldest brother has a unique taste, and doesn't like those vulgar fans. Is there any special girl?" After Nine Nether Tiger recovered, he gave full play to the role of a dog's leg.
The bustard saw that this is a master who is not short of money!He became even more enthusiastic at the moment: "What do you two masters want?"
Jiuyou Minghu glanced at the swallowing toad, then pulled the bustard aside, and whispered a few words in the old bustard's ear.
The more the bustard listened, the more startled his face became, and finally, he was too shocked to speak.
It's fucking personal taste?
However, after all, the old bustard is a person who has experienced such occasions for a long time. Why haven't I seen such a big storm?
After taking a weird look at the Sky Swallowing Toad, he led the two of them to the box.
"Gentlemen, please wait a moment, we will come right away!"
Sky Swallowing Toad sat on the chair, looking left and right.
"Xiao Jiu, brother, tell you, this place is a good place, and you will like it here in the future!"
The Nine Nether Tiger looked around curiously, but found that there was nothing interesting, so he lowered his head again and studied his own body.
After a while, there was a knock on the door, and two women walked in.
These two women have fat heads and big ears, bucket waists, elephant legs, and sausage mouths.
The kind that couldn't be more ugly!
When Sky Swallowing Toad saw these two, his eyes lit up.
"Come on, you two, sit here!"
The Nine Nether Tigers on the side didn't even notice it.
"How about it, my lord, is it still to your taste?" The old bustard came in and asked.
These two people are not from her place, but two neighbors from poor families. They once thought of coming to her place to do work, but the looks of these two people really feel sorry for their parents, so she refused. .
But who knew there would be a day when she begged them by herself.
It doesn't matter, face or something, it has long been thrown on the ground and rubbed, and the way to make money is king.
"Couple, it's too good!" Tuntian Toad hugged left and right, and the whole person was very happy.
"It's good if you're satisfied. Don't you need a few girls to accompany you? Let me tell you, the girls here are nice and considerate!"
Nine Nether Tigers waved their hands and said: "I don't need it, I'm not interested, as long as my elder brother is with me!"
"Xiao Jiu, we are here to have fun today, let's relax and play a little bit, so that a few more girls will accompany my little brother!" said the Sky-Swallowing Toad.
The old bustard suddenly became happy, and hurried out to make arrangements.
"Brother, it's fine if you come, I'm not interested!" Nine Nether Tiger said with some embarrassment.
It hasn't been long since it became a human, and it's still a little uncomfortable.
After a while, a few more girls came, all scratching their heads and making poses.
The Nine Nether Tigers remained indifferent.
"Master, do you see the fragrance on my body?"
……
"Master, there is something nice in my clothes, do you want to see it?"
……
"Grandpa, does my waist look good?"
……
"Father..."
"Ah! I can't stand it!"
The Nine Nether Tigers suddenly roared and rushed into the crowd!
For a time, Yinggeyanyanwu, paper drunken fans.
When everything was settled, the two, no, the two beasts were lying on the ground reeking of alcohol.
"You two, are you happy?" The old bustard entered the room with a smile on his face.
"happy!"
The two beasts spoke in unison.
"Then trouble the two masters to settle the bill!"
"Bill, please?"
The two beasts looked at each other, and suddenly they were half sober.
"Xiao Jiu, go and pay the bill!" Tian Tun Toad ordered.
Nine Nether Tigers asked with a puzzled look: "What bill?"
"Money!" Sky Swallowing Toad was unhappy.
Nine Nether Tigers still asked with a puzzled expression: "What money?"
"I..." The Sky Swallowing Toad was helpless, it suddenly remembered that this guy had just turned into an adult not long ago, and he didn't seem to understand the human world very well.
But when it was just playing, it understood quite well!Is it possible that you are self-taught in this area?
"We didn't bring any money. In this case, you go straight east from here. There is a medical clinic. You can ask the owner there for money!" After the Sky Swallowing Toad finished speaking, he got up and was about to leave.
When the bustard hears that someone wants to eat the overlord's meal, how can she bear it?
"What? Want to eat Bawang's meal? Let me tell you, you have to think about the consequences of eating Bawang's meal in My Unspeakable Pavilion!"
"Consequences?" Swallowing Toad smiled disdainfully, then pulled the weak Nine Nether Tiger, and the two disappeared out of thin air.
Seeing the two people suddenly disappear, the old bustard was taken aback for a moment, and then yelled: "Bastard, monks also have to eat the king's meal of mortals!"
After scolding for a long time, she suddenly thought of the medical clinic just mentioned, after weighing it up and down, she decided to look for it.
"Here, you have to pass the thread through and then back again!"
In the medical hall, Liu Xuan stood aside, instructing several people to make clothes.
Originally he was doing it, but later everyone expressed their desire to learn, so he must have no objection.
It is a good thing to be motivated and eager to learn!
"Bang bang bang!"
"Open the door!"
There was a sudden knock on the door of the medical hall, followed by an angry voice.
Liu Xuan frowned, who is this?So unqualified?
After thinking about it, I was still ready to open the door.
Several people looked at each other and put down what they were doing.
They were worried that it was the group of unruly people again.
When Liu Xuan opened the door, he found three women standing at the door, one about 40 years old, followed by two women with amazing looks, outstanding figure, big arms and round waists.
"Who are you?" Liu Xuan asked suspiciously.
These people are exactly the old bustard and the two people who accompanied Tuntian Toad.
The bustard originally planned to bring the people who accompanied the Nine Nether Tigers, but after thinking about it, those people would also accompany the other guests. It looks good, and the rest of the people feel that there is nothing to love at a glance.
"I didn't expect you to be quite honest and didn't lie to me. If that's the case, let's pay the bill!"
"Cheat you? Check out? What do you mean?" Liu Xuan asked puzzled.
Then he glanced at the people behind him, pointed to the old bustard outside the door and asked, "Do you know each other?"
Several people shook their heads, expressing that they did not know each other.
"Did you recognize the wrong person? I don't know you at all!" Liu Xuan looked confused.
Seeing Liu Xuan like this, the old bustard immediately sneered.
"Are you still pretending? The girl pretended to have amnesia after she drank in my unspeakable pavilion? You must have forgotten that when you went to my place with another person, I received you and the girl I found for you !"
"Unspeakable Pavilion? Where is that place?" Liu Xuan was even more confused!
"Sir, that's a brothel!" Ouyang Feng whispered behind him.
Although he has never been there, he has heard of it from others.
"The brothel? I've never been there!" Liu Xuan said innocently.
The way Hua Ruyi and others looked at Liu Xuan at this time became very complicated.
Is it possible that Mr. Cheng doesn't like them, but likes those prostitutes in brothels?
Can tease and say that kung fu is good?
"Don't pretend to be garlic, let alone, it's quite like that. If I haven't seen you, I might believe it. I haven't been there yet. That person is exactly like you. After playing, tell me that I didn't bring it. Qian, let me come to this clinic to find the owner, I thought you were lying to me, but I didn’t expect you to be the owner of this clinic!” The old bustard laughed disdainfully.
Liu Xuan was speechless, he had never been to a brothel, and he didn't know them.
"I really don't know you guys, did you recognize the wrong person?"
"Wrong person? If I am the only one who recognizes the wrong person, then I may be blind. Two girls, this master is in love with you today?" The old bustard turned to the two people behind him and asked.
The two women nodded repeatedly, and one of them said shyly: "Master, you said today that we are the most beautiful women in the world, have you forgotten? You also said that you will go there often in the future!"
"Eh..." Liu Xuan became more and more outrageous the more he listened, and finally just stared at the three people in front of him dumbfounded.
Even if he wants to go, he won't look down on these people...
The eyes of Hua Ruyi and the others became even more resentful.
Originally, I thought that my husband's taste is so high, even if she is not a unique fairy, she should be a stunning beauty in the world!
But looking at it now, this vision, this taste...
For a moment, several people felt that they had received [-] points of critical damage!
"See? Now that the witnesses are here, what else do you have to say? But I'm not talking about you, you're talking about you, you look like a dog, and your taste is unique and extraordinary. What’s wrong? This man, it’s okay to go out and steal, but it’s wrong to want to steal when you don’t have money!”
The old bustard said, glanced at the women behind Liu Xuan, and continued: "Oh, I understand, the relationship is that beautiful women have played too much, and they are tired, and want to change the taste, for excitement? Understand, understand!"
At this time, Liu Xuan was puzzled by Monk Zhanger, he felt that the person in front of him seemed to be telling him a story.
"Forget it, don't talk nonsense with you, pay the bill quickly, so as not to cause trouble later, it will be bad for your reputation, don't think that our brothel is easy to bully, believe it or not, I can take down your small clinic right away?" The old bustard was too lazy Besides, he directly extended his hand towards Liu Xuan.
Their brothel has no shortage of thugs. Although they are not considered as awesome characters, they are more than enough to deal with such a weak person!
The two walked all the way to the brothel, the eyes of the swallowing toad lit up, and said: "Xiao Jiu, why don't we go here to have fun? There are all kinds of women here, there should be something that suits my taste!"
The Nine Nether Tiger has just turned into an adult, so it is still immersed in that joy, and it has been living in Nanguilin before, so it doesn't know much about it, so it said indifferently: "Brother, you can go wherever you want! "
Sky Swallowing Toad nodded, and walked in first.
"Hey, the two guest officials have very good faces, don't you come here often?"
As soon as he saw a guest coming, the bustard greeted him first.
Sky Swallowing Toad nodded and said, "That's right, is there a better girl here?"
"My lord, the girls here are all good girls, it depends on what kind of lord you want!"
"Our eldest brother has a unique taste, and doesn't like those vulgar fans. Is there any special girl?" After Nine Nether Tiger recovered, he gave full play to the role of a dog's leg.
The bustard saw that this is a master who is not short of money!He became even more enthusiastic at the moment: "What do you two masters want?"
Jiuyou Minghu glanced at the swallowing toad, then pulled the bustard aside, and whispered a few words in the old bustard's ear.
The more the bustard listened, the more startled his face became, and finally, he was too shocked to speak.
It's fucking personal taste?
However, after all, the old bustard is a person who has experienced such occasions for a long time. Why haven't I seen such a big storm?
After taking a weird look at the Sky Swallowing Toad, he led the two of them to the box.
"Gentlemen, please wait a moment, we will come right away!"
Sky Swallowing Toad sat on the chair, looking left and right.
"Xiao Jiu, brother, tell you, this place is a good place, and you will like it here in the future!"
The Nine Nether Tiger looked around curiously, but found that there was nothing interesting, so he lowered his head again and studied his own body.
After a while, there was a knock on the door, and two women walked in.
These two women have fat heads and big ears, bucket waists, elephant legs, and sausage mouths.
The kind that couldn't be more ugly!
When Sky Swallowing Toad saw these two, his eyes lit up.
"Come on, you two, sit here!"
The Nine Nether Tigers on the side didn't even notice it.
"How about it, my lord, is it still to your taste?" The old bustard came in and asked.
These two people are not from her place, but two neighbors from poor families. They once thought of coming to her place to do work, but the looks of these two people really feel sorry for their parents, so she refused. .
But who knew there would be a day when she begged them by herself.
It doesn't matter, face or something, it has long been thrown on the ground and rubbed, and the way to make money is king.
"Couple, it's too good!" Tuntian Toad hugged left and right, and the whole person was very happy.
"It's good if you're satisfied. Don't you need a few girls to accompany you? Let me tell you, the girls here are nice and considerate!"
Nine Nether Tigers waved their hands and said: "I don't need it, I'm not interested, as long as my elder brother is with me!"
"Xiao Jiu, we are here to have fun today, let's relax and play a little bit, so that a few more girls will accompany my little brother!" said the Sky-Swallowing Toad.
The old bustard suddenly became happy, and hurried out to make arrangements.
"Brother, it's fine if you come, I'm not interested!" Nine Nether Tiger said with some embarrassment.
It hasn't been long since it became a human, and it's still a little uncomfortable.
After a while, a few more girls came, all scratching their heads and making poses.
The Nine Nether Tigers remained indifferent.
"Master, do you see the fragrance on my body?"
……
"Master, there is something nice in my clothes, do you want to see it?"
……
"Grandpa, does my waist look good?"
……
"Father..."
"Ah! I can't stand it!"
The Nine Nether Tigers suddenly roared and rushed into the crowd!
For a time, Yinggeyanyanwu, paper drunken fans.
When everything was settled, the two, no, the two beasts were lying on the ground reeking of alcohol.
"You two, are you happy?" The old bustard entered the room with a smile on his face.
"happy!"
The two beasts spoke in unison.
"Then trouble the two masters to settle the bill!"
"Bill, please?"
The two beasts looked at each other, and suddenly they were half sober.
"Xiao Jiu, go and pay the bill!" Tian Tun Toad ordered.
Nine Nether Tigers asked with a puzzled look: "What bill?"
"Money!" Sky Swallowing Toad was unhappy.
Nine Nether Tigers still asked with a puzzled expression: "What money?"
"I..." The Sky Swallowing Toad was helpless, it suddenly remembered that this guy had just turned into an adult not long ago, and he didn't seem to understand the human world very well.
But when it was just playing, it understood quite well!Is it possible that you are self-taught in this area?
"We didn't bring any money. In this case, you go straight east from here. There is a medical clinic. You can ask the owner there for money!" After the Sky Swallowing Toad finished speaking, he got up and was about to leave.
When the bustard hears that someone wants to eat the overlord's meal, how can she bear it?
"What? Want to eat Bawang's meal? Let me tell you, you have to think about the consequences of eating Bawang's meal in My Unspeakable Pavilion!"
"Consequences?" Swallowing Toad smiled disdainfully, then pulled the weak Nine Nether Tiger, and the two disappeared out of thin air.
Seeing the two people suddenly disappear, the old bustard was taken aback for a moment, and then yelled: "Bastard, monks also have to eat the king's meal of mortals!"
After scolding for a long time, she suddenly thought of the medical clinic just mentioned, after weighing it up and down, she decided to look for it.
"Here, you have to pass the thread through and then back again!"
In the medical hall, Liu Xuan stood aside, instructing several people to make clothes.
Originally he was doing it, but later everyone expressed their desire to learn, so he must have no objection.
It is a good thing to be motivated and eager to learn!
"Bang bang bang!"
"Open the door!"
There was a sudden knock on the door of the medical hall, followed by an angry voice.
Liu Xuan frowned, who is this?So unqualified?
After thinking about it, I was still ready to open the door.
Several people looked at each other and put down what they were doing.
They were worried that it was the group of unruly people again.
When Liu Xuan opened the door, he found three women standing at the door, one about 40 years old, followed by two women with amazing looks, outstanding figure, big arms and round waists.
"Who are you?" Liu Xuan asked suspiciously.
These people are exactly the old bustard and the two people who accompanied Tuntian Toad.
The bustard originally planned to bring the people who accompanied the Nine Nether Tigers, but after thinking about it, those people would also accompany the other guests. It looks good, and the rest of the people feel that there is nothing to love at a glance.
"I didn't expect you to be quite honest and didn't lie to me. If that's the case, let's pay the bill!"
"Cheat you? Check out? What do you mean?" Liu Xuan asked puzzled.
Then he glanced at the people behind him, pointed to the old bustard outside the door and asked, "Do you know each other?"
Several people shook their heads, expressing that they did not know each other.
"Did you recognize the wrong person? I don't know you at all!" Liu Xuan looked confused.
Seeing Liu Xuan like this, the old bustard immediately sneered.
"Are you still pretending? The girl pretended to have amnesia after she drank in my unspeakable pavilion? You must have forgotten that when you went to my place with another person, I received you and the girl I found for you !"
"Unspeakable Pavilion? Where is that place?" Liu Xuan was even more confused!
"Sir, that's a brothel!" Ouyang Feng whispered behind him.
Although he has never been there, he has heard of it from others.
"The brothel? I've never been there!" Liu Xuan said innocently.
The way Hua Ruyi and others looked at Liu Xuan at this time became very complicated.
Is it possible that Mr. Cheng doesn't like them, but likes those prostitutes in brothels?
Can tease and say that kung fu is good?
"Don't pretend to be garlic, let alone, it's quite like that. If I haven't seen you, I might believe it. I haven't been there yet. That person is exactly like you. After playing, tell me that I didn't bring it. Qian, let me come to this clinic to find the owner, I thought you were lying to me, but I didn’t expect you to be the owner of this clinic!” The old bustard laughed disdainfully.
Liu Xuan was speechless, he had never been to a brothel, and he didn't know them.
"I really don't know you guys, did you recognize the wrong person?"
"Wrong person? If I am the only one who recognizes the wrong person, then I may be blind. Two girls, this master is in love with you today?" The old bustard turned to the two people behind him and asked.
The two women nodded repeatedly, and one of them said shyly: "Master, you said today that we are the most beautiful women in the world, have you forgotten? You also said that you will go there often in the future!"
"Eh..." Liu Xuan became more and more outrageous the more he listened, and finally just stared at the three people in front of him dumbfounded.
Even if he wants to go, he won't look down on these people...
The eyes of Hua Ruyi and the others became even more resentful.
Originally, I thought that my husband's taste is so high, even if she is not a unique fairy, she should be a stunning beauty in the world!
But looking at it now, this vision, this taste...
For a moment, several people felt that they had received [-] points of critical damage!
"See? Now that the witnesses are here, what else do you have to say? But I'm not talking about you, you're talking about you, you look like a dog, and your taste is unique and extraordinary. What’s wrong? This man, it’s okay to go out and steal, but it’s wrong to want to steal when you don’t have money!”
The old bustard said, glanced at the women behind Liu Xuan, and continued: "Oh, I understand, the relationship is that beautiful women have played too much, and they are tired, and want to change the taste, for excitement? Understand, understand!"
At this time, Liu Xuan was puzzled by Monk Zhanger, he felt that the person in front of him seemed to be telling him a story.
"Forget it, don't talk nonsense with you, pay the bill quickly, so as not to cause trouble later, it will be bad for your reputation, don't think that our brothel is easy to bully, believe it or not, I can take down your small clinic right away?" The old bustard was too lazy Besides, he directly extended his hand towards Liu Xuan.
Their brothel has no shortage of thugs. Although they are not considered as awesome characters, they are more than enough to deal with such a weak person!
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