Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Jiangzhou.

The sound of horseshoes shattered, and the setting sun was like blood.

The Imperial Forest Army of Datang was fighting with a group of soldiers from Jiangzhou, the sound of drums resounded through the sky.

"What's the matter, why did the imperial forest army and the government soldiers fight?"

The crowd watching the excitement in the distance, while eating melons, talked a lot.

"I heard that the prefect of Jiangzhou is a group of bandits, and these soldiers are bandits.

Did you see the white-haired old man? It was Yin Kaishan, the Prime Minister of the current dynasty.

His son-in-law was murdered for 18 years, and his daughter was occupied by the bandit leader Liu Hong for 18 years.

It is said that his grandson, the young monk, went to the capital to ask for advice, and he only knew that he led the Imperial Forest Army from the capital to avenge his daughter and son-in-law. "

"This old man has a big heart. After 18 years, he doesn't know that his daughter has changed his son-in-law. How can he be an elder? With such an elder, I am also drunk."

At this time, a person hidden in the crowd, who could not be more ordinary, quietly raised his hand,

Standing near the battlefield, a young monk who was muttering Buddhist scriptures with his palms folded got an arrow in his heart and fell into a pool of blood on his forehead.

Vomit, live together.

The arrow just hit the young monk's heart, and his heart shattered immediately. Even Laojun's Nine-Turn Golden Elixir couldn't save him.

Master Xuandu quietly completed the secret operation and fled the scene of the crime immediately.

The old Tathagata still wants to start Journey to the West to measure the calamity. Let me see how you start it.

Master Xuandu hummed a ditty, turned back to the bullfighting palace, and reported to his master.

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"What! That Xuanzang is dead?"

Sitting in Daleiyin Temple, the Tathagata Buddha felt a burst of angina. The Journey to the West began, and the Buddhist, Taoist, and heavenly courts failed to reach a consensus.

It can be said that the Tathagata old Buddha has worked hard, promised many benefits, and made huge concessions.

Finally, he put the stone monkey on the Five Elements Mountain, put the little white dragon in Yingshoujian, and threw Marshal Tianpeng in Yunjian Cave.

But it has not been smooth, Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated nine times, and every time he walks to the Liusha River, he is killed by the Rolling Curtain General sent to the Liusha River by the Heavenly Court.

The Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, he thought of Tianting and the Jade Emperor to talk about it.

However, General Rolling Curtain was demoted to the Lower Realm and suffered in the Liusha River. Who knows if he suffered or not, anyway, he knew that it was the Jade Emperor's secret trick.

What's the matter, I have no evidence, and the general roller blind is very slippery, and I can't catch it.

Just now I promised the Jade Emperor a lot of benefits, the Jade Emperor stopped doing petty tricks, and Jin Chanzi reincarnated again.

This time it's good, I haven't planned how to start Journey to the West, and I died again.

The Tathagata Buddha felt that the words "fuck" in front of him were lining up and humming songs, walking past in front of him.

"Hurry up and find Jin Chanzi's soul, and press it back for him!"

The Western Patriarch roared, and Vulture Mountain trembled three times.

Gods, Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats all over the sky did not dare to neglect, and they were dispatched one after another.

"Buddha, we don't have..." The Four King Kong first came to report.

"Buddha, there is no heaven..." Nezha, the great god of the Santan Haihui, came to report.

"Buddha, there is no such thing in the human world..." Avalokitesvara and other bodhisattvas came to report.

"Buddha, there are no ghosts in the world..." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva personally went to Lingjiu Mountain to report.

……

The old Buddha sighed in his heart, it seems that he can only go to Tushita Palace and talk to that old Taoist.

Isn't it just to increase the radiance of your Taoism by turning Hu into a Buddha and throwing me here?
Why did you trip me up at this time? Believe it or not, I lifted the table for you and spread your little secret to the world so that everyone can admire it together?
Old Western Buddha also didn't want to think about it, he made that stuff, it has nothing to do with Taoism, and he already planned to sit on an equal footing with Tushita Palace.

What do you think.

But the ancestors of the West don't think so, and they are still confident.

"Buddha, Master Xuanzang, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, is alive again." Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva hurried over from the human world.

"Alive?"

The old Buddha didn't believe it.

Jin Chanzi was reincarnated as an ordinary person, but he didn't die even though his heart was broken?Not to mention a mortal, even an old Buddha like him is probably not enough.

He looked at Nanzhan Buzhou with his eyes, and sure enough, Xuanzang was not dead, and he still had a sigh of relief.

The old Buddha patted his forehead. The soul of Jin Chanzi could not be found in the Five Elements and Three Realms. It turned out to be still in Xuanzang's body.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you go to the Great Tang in the Eastern Land and protect this kid so that no accidents happen to him again."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Please follow the Buddha's order!"

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"Why am I here? Didn't I get hit by a tram?"

As soon as Chen Xuan woke up, he found himself in a world filled with clouds and mist.

【Welcome to Journey to the West, the Wulitou Shocking System sincerely serves you. 】

Mess around, nonsensical, isn't it crazy, looks like a fool or a lunatic?This young master is also a decent person.

Are you kidding me too much, Lao Tzu is injured now, do you know if he is sick?

Also get a system, who to play, is there any more reliable?

In Chen Xuan's dormitory, a group of bad friends often joked, and he was used to it.

At this time, a huge golden cicada crawled towards Chen Xuan in the clouds.

It's a big trough, these guys made the doll look like it, this cicada is too realistic.

Either Thin Monkey or Old Hei, definitely not Xiaopang, Xiaopang's figure is too pleasing to wear this doll.

"Skinny Monkey, you can't scare anyone like this." Chen Xuan laughed loudly.

That cicada spit purple smoke from his mouth, and rushed towards Chen Xuan.

Just as Chen Xuan was watching how the cicada doll proceeded to the next step, an arrow appeared out of thin air and shot at that golden cicada's head.

"Qihuo, let me see how the Tathagata will travel west!"

A voice came from nowhere.

"The performance is wicked enough, why don't you watch how I beat you!"

Chen Xuan rushed over, grabbed the arrow shaft and stuck it down. You boys are playing a trick, I will let you try whether sticking a wooden stick into your head hurts!

With a puff, purple smoke enveloped Chen Xuan, and he felt a pain in his heart.

I forgot, I was injured, now I should not be in the dormitory, but in the ward.

Chen Xuan felt himself fall heavily to the ground.

[Congratulations to the host for shocking the system, obtaining the nine-turn Hunyuan mental method, and obtaining a pair of golden eyes, pay attention to check. 】

"Crap, it hurts me to death, you guys are still making trouble! There's no end to it." Chen Xuan couldn't help complaining.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of people in ancient costumes fighting with knives and guns.

What costume drama is this?How did I become a group performer?No, shouldn't it be in the ward?
He was not injured, and he still participated in group performances to earn some pocket money?Chen Xuan felt a little confused.

No, this is a real slashing, the head is chopped off, the body is still twitching, this should be true, what's going on?

Could it be that this is a true performance, playing with one's life?Is it realistic to shoot TV dramas now?

"Xuan'er!" A woman in her 30s cried and rushed towards Chen Xuan.

"Wait, this auntie, don't come here, we're making a movie or a TV show, I'm really hurt, don't come here.

If I stick the arrow shaft further down, I will really die. What kind of crew is this? It's too scary. "

Chen Xuan immediately stopped this woman, you must not come over, you must be careful when filming this kind of life-threatening TV series.

"I am your mother, Yin Yujiao, and your grandfather is Yin Kaishan, don't you remember?

The big robbers Liu Hong and Li Biao killed your father Chen Guangrui, and I was taken away by him for 18 years.
When you were born, I put yours into the river, and you went to Jinshan Temple to be raised by the elders.

Your nickname is Jiang Liu, and your dharma name is Xuan Zang. You don’t even remember these things? "

Chen Xuan was stunned. Why did Yin Kaishan, Yin Yujiao, and Chen Guangrui sound so familiar? What the hell is going on? Is this the Tang Dynasty or Journey to the West?
Is it really Journey to the West?
At this time, Chen Xuan had a premonition that he went to Journey to the West and became a Tang monk.

The beauties are gone, the food is gone, the ancient Buddhas are lit every day, the scriptures are recited, and vegetarians are eaten. It's so special that I quit, I want to go back!

Chen Xuan was distressed, and someone was more distressed than him.