Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

I don't want to say what the King of Golden Horn said, but it doesn't matter what I say, I have to go this time.

The King of Golden Horn said: "Brother, we have been here for some years, have we ever eaten people and ordinary mortals?"

"Cannibalism creates extraordinary karma, and it does us more harm than good.

So we have never caught people to eat on this lotus mountain.

But this Tang monk, master and disciples are really not ordinary people. There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that this Tang monk has practiced for ten lives, so he is a good person.

He is the reincarnation of the golden cicada. In summer, we often eat cicada pupae, which are nutritious, crispy and delicious.

This Tang Monk is a six-winged cicada from ancient times. It is said that if you eat a little bit of his meat, you can live forever. "

After hearing this, King Yinjiao was very happy: "It's really possible, if this is the case, why should we meditate and practice dragon and tiger?
How nice it would be to eat him and be free all day long. "

The King of Golden Horn said: "What brother said is that I have a portrait here, and the appearance of their master and apprentice is here. You should take a good look and recognize it clearly.

Did you see, this handsome dressed monk is not a monk, a Confucian scholar is not a Confucian scholar, and a Taoist priest is not dressed as a Taoist priest, but a Tang monk.

You just need to catch him, don't make a mistake, he has very special characteristics. "

The King of Golden Horn told his brother to take a good look.

King Yinjiao's heart was already flying, and he didn't listen carefully at all, so he called the little demons to patrol the mountain and arrest the Tang people.

Silver Horn King Xunshan happened to meet Zhu Bajie face to face.

King Yinjiao saw that it was a big white and fat monk, and immediately asked the little demons to stop Zhu Bajie to see if it was Tang Seng.

The little monster asked loudly: "Are you Tang Seng? Tell me quickly, don't leave any ink marks, the water we passed is boiled, and we are waiting to eat Tang Seng's meat."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he shivered in fright. Damn, this goblin is quite well prepared.

He quickly covered his face with his sleeve, and said in his heart: "I can't see it, I can't see it."

The monsters immediately raised the portraits and looked around Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie said in his heart: "If I say that I went to the west to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures, these monsters will definitely arrest me again.

Eat my master, and eat me by the way, what should I do? "

Zhu Bajie immediately used his brain, and then said a very legitimate reason: "I walk."

The little monster was also stunned, and when he got the answer, he hurried over to King Yinjiao and said, "Your Majesty, this monk walks, not a monk who goes to Daleiyin Temple to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"I am, Xiao Baozi, how do you have such a long brain? You also believe his reason.

He is a walking monk, so does he not walk?
Which one of the world's long legs is not walking?Surround him with me, pick up the drawings, and let's compare them. "

"Yes!"

"Is this guy Tang Seng?"

"Your Majesty, you're covering your face, so you can't see clearly."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he became even more frightened, there are so many monsters on this mountain!Monster, how could he provoke it.

And I also heard that this old demon has an innate magic weapon, what should I do?
When he was thinking wildly, the monster had already walked in front of him, picked up the top drawing, and compared it.

"No, this is not Tang Seng, Tang Seng has a well-proportioned figure, looks skilled, and rides a white dragon horse.

This guy is too fat.

This is Sun Wukong?This is not right either, Sun Wukong is thinner and has long hair all over his body, and it is golden-yellow hair, which is not right either.

Hey take your sleeves off, I'll tear your sleeves off. "

Zhu Bajie was even more flustered, oh my god, this is still drawing shadows and graphics, this is making people alive!
Can't get along, run away quickly.

Zhu Bajie was heartbroken, picked up the nine-toothed rake, and took advantage of the monster's inattention, and hit it coldly.

The monster waved his saber to block it hastily, and the saber flew out with a clang.

As soon as King Yinjiao turned around to hide, the nine-toothed rake killed four or five monsters with the sound of the wind.

"Well, you monk, you dare to engage in a sneak attack!"

King Yinjiao chanted the incantation, and the Seven Star Sword appeared in his hand.

The seven-star sword is also an innate treasure, more powerful than Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake.

King Yinjiao recited the incantation, seven stars appeared on the Seven Star Sword, and swept towards Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie yelled and used the nine-toothed rake to block it. The seven stars suddenly exploded, and the power of the stars exploded. Zhu Bajie fell to the ground and passed out.

Those little monsters immediately swarmed up, tied Zhu Bajie up with ropes, and ran all the way towards Lianhua Mountain.

The Golden Horn King also seemed to know that Tang Seng and his group had many secrets and were proficient in changes, so when the Silver Horn King came out, he specially tied the fairy rope for him,

When Zhu Bajie woke up, the fairy rope bound him tightly, and he couldn't escape at all.

No matter what kind of transformation he uses, the bundle of fairy rope changes with him like a tarsus worm.

It's over, it's over, this time I was really eaten by someone, no matter what, Zhu Bajie gave up resistance.

He worked his mana and turned himself into a big black pig.

Now I have rough skin and thick meat, instead of thin skin and tender meat. Let me see how you eat it. Do you still want to eat hairy pigs alive?
Catching Zhu Bajie, King Yinjiao was very happy, and carried Zhu Bajie back to the Lotus Cave.

As soon as he got to the entrance of the cave, he shouted loudly: "Brother, it's really a coincidence. We walked so far that we caught one."

After hearing this, the Golden Horn King was very happy: "Brother, you are so powerful, you caught them as soon as you went out, that's great.

Hey, this is not Tang Seng, but Zhu Bajie, brother, you caught the wrong one. "

King Golden Horn came out and saw that it was Zhu Bajie, and the excitement just now disappeared.

"Brother, it's useless to catch this. If we want to live forever, we must catch Tang Seng."

Zhu Bajie said: "Yes, yes, I'm just an old pig, useless.

A thousand-year-old pork is all coquettish and inedible. You should let me go. My master's old monk is still meditating at the foot of the mountain.

If you want to eat him, you have to go east, and after walking more than 100 miles to the mountain pass, you will see it.

My elder brother was there, my junior brother Sha was there, and a bunch of little brothers, they all tasted better than me. "

Upon hearing this, the King of Golden Horn burst out laughing: "It's really hard to find anywhere, so it doesn't take much effort.

It has been more than a year since I got the news that the master and apprentice finally came from Baoxiang Kingdom.

These lazy guys have gone for such a long time, how much suffering I have suffered here! "

"Brother, if you sit here, I will catch them back."

King Jinjiao said: "Brother, you must be careful, nothing else matters, you must be careful about Sun Wukong.

More than 500 years ago, Monkey King was the master of the Heavenly Palace, which shows that his magic power is very strong.

Don't fail to catch him, but we ruined our lives, it's not worth it.

Let me tell you, don't fight head-on with him, but outsmart him, as long as you subdue this Monkey King, the rest will be easy. "

King Yinjiao said: "Okay, brother, I'll go and have a look, and play by ear."