Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

The King of Golden Horn said with tears: "Master, we don't know why, but how did we come up with this idea."

After Tang Seng heard this, he realized that they must have been manipulated.

And who could this be?

These two people are from Taishang Laojun's side, Taishang Laojun is definitely not like this.

The old Buddha of the West can be regarded as his master in any way, but he doesn't really want to do anything to himself.

If he steamed himself and ate it, then why would he go on a Journey to the West? Wouldn't that be a lonely play?

It is impossible for the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor is upright.

Neither the Jade Emperor nor the Taishang Laojun would do something like this to destroy the Journey to the West.

Then there is only one answer, and that is Yuanshi Tianzun.

Hehe, I didn't expect that Yuanshi Tianzun was really stingy, he made things difficult for himself everywhere, he was really petty, and he couldn't change it in his life.

Tang Seng slandered a few words, and he no longer wanted to kill King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao, but stared at King Jinjiao instead.Two golden horns.

"These two horns are not bad, they are very valuable, what kind of life have I lived all the way here.

You go get two golden horns on your head, why are you showing off your wealth.

Since you are so rich, give me some charity. "

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the horn of the Golden Horn King with both hands and broke it hard, breaking off the horn of the Golden Horn King.

King Golden Horn screamed in pain and passed out.

Tang Seng took it in his hand, pinched it with his hands, and patted it, turning the two horns into two gold bricks.

"It's not bad, it's quite weighty." He said and put it away.

The Golden Horn King lost two horns, but with a trance, he grew two more horns.

Tang Seng's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to break it again. The King with the Golden Horn had already woken up slowly, shrinking back in fright.

"Great Master, my golden horn is my origin. If you break off my horn again, if you do it a few more times, my life will be gone."

Tang Seng observed the King of Golden Horn carefully with near-sighted eyes, and couldn't help smiling, Golden Hair Boy.

"Forget it, because you gave me two gold bricks, I will spare you.

It's just that I ate this Silver Horn King, and I've been hungry for several days, not to mention his horns are worthless. "

King Silver Horn trembled in fright: "Master, although my silver is worthless, it can detoxify.

You see how I put my horn on the food, if there is poison in the food, the horn turns black.

My silver horns are better than the golden horns. "

Tang Seng's nonsensical performance has frightened them, Tang Seng tilted his head and thought for a while:

"Well, you're right."

Hearing Tang Seng's words, King Silver Horn endured the pain and broke off his own two silver horns.
Shaking his stomach and trembling, he handed his two silver machine teeth to Tang Seng with both hands.

"You have a wink, better than this Golden Horn King."

As he spoke, he took the silver horns, rubbed them together with his hands, and rubbed them into two chopsticks.

The Taishang Laojun saw Tang Seng rectify his two alchemy boys, the golden-haired boy and the silver-haired boy, in the Bajing Palace, and he was shocked from ear to ear.

Among the Three Realms, they also focused their attention here, seeing everything in the Lotus Cave, and were shocked by Tang Seng's nonsense.

[You once again shocked the Three Realms and obtained the Seven Treasure Gourd. 】

[Obtain a Dao Golden Pill]

[Obtain a chaotic gourd vine]

……

The system that hadn't made a sound for a long time gave Tang Seng a lot of rewards.

Tang Seng was also taken aback for a moment, this small act of his has shocked the Three Realms?
[You shocked yourself, the nine-turn Chaos Art has been upgraded to three levels in a row]

The mechanical sound of the system came again.

Well, I shocked myself that I got such a big reward.

Tang Seng has already practiced the Nine-Turn Chaos Jue and has reached the sixth level, and he has been promoted to the Nine-Turn Dzogchen by three consecutive levels.

In other words, Tang Seng has finished practicing all the nine-turn Chaos Jue, and the rest of the time is to absorb vitality.

If he absorbs enough, his cultivation base will increase infinitely.

Isn't this a hang up all of a sudden?
[You shocked yourself again, reward 100 bottles of Chaos Golden Elixir, I wish you good luck. 】

After the system finished speaking, it really fell silent this time.

It seems that there are changes in the three realms, and this system can't wait to improve its cultivation.

What the hell is this nonsensical shock system? Could it be intelligent?
Tang Seng thought about it for a while, then left it behind.

It doesn't make much difference to him whether he can figure it out or not.

Tang Seng stood still in the kitchen, while King Jinniu and King Silver Horn stood there tremblingly and did not dare to move.

"I'm hungry, get me something to eat."

"Master, we will release all your apprentices immediately and send you out of Pingdingshan."

Tang Seng said: "That's unnecessary, it won't do anything for me to defeat you.

Either kill Monkey King, or Sun Wukong defeats you or kills you.

So, go and play.How to play, how to play.Don't mind my existence.

This is your chance, don't waste it. "

Tang Seng showed a cute and harmless smile.

King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn trembled when they saw Tang Seng's smile like this, and saluted Tang Seng quickly.

A spacious and clean room was prepared for Tang Seng for Tang Seng to live in, and the two of them stepped back and walked out the door.

After walking out of Tang Seng's room, the two looked at each other.

This has to continue?

""Brother, how about we hammer Sun Wukong again, as long as Sun Wukong is in crisis, Daozu and his old man will appear,
We can complete the task, and as a result, we will get the most luck.

The King of Golden Horn said little by little: "That's the only way to go."

King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn made up their minds and walked out of the cave without hesitation.

Tang Seng happily took stock of the rewards he got from the system.

The other rewards are nothing more than that, and the Seven Treasures Gourd made him very happy.

The seven gourds were originally scattered among all parties, but they did not expect the system to be completely replicated.

After various searches among his prizes, he finally found the art of refining,

After studying for a while, I immediately learned the knowledge of refining equipment.

After the nine-turn Hunyuan Jue reaches the ninth turn, it can be said that one mile can pass a hundred miles.

Whatever you learn, you will master it as soon as you learn it.

"close!"

The seven gourds, arranged in the shape of seven stars, rotate gradually, faster and faster, and the seven precious gourds are closed and carried together.

In his purple golden elixir, a confused gourd was formed, which turned out to be a chaotic gourd!
It is a magic weapon of chaos!
This is indeed a big treasure, but now that the way of heaven is in power, although this Hunyuan gourd is good, it cannot be taken out.

Once taken out, it will be split by the Dao of Heaven.

This chaotic gourd has become his weak point.

Although the mana is boundless, it cannot be used.

How can this be good?

"Minute!"

With a thought of Tang Seng, the Chaos Gourd separated again, and after the separation, it was no longer what it used to be.

The chaotic gourd decomposed, forming seven identical gourds, all of which were purple-gold and innate treasures.