Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"Damn it, what's the matter, if you give you sunshine, you'll be brilliant. A little captain of the guard, you actually have a lot of guts to touch me, Young Master Chen."

Seeing Ma San, the leader of the guards, Chen Xuan couldn't help but swear.

Ma San immediately laughed and said: "Young Master Chen, I don't blame them, in fact, the guards in the imperial city, this is their duty, there is nothing they can do about it.

I said Young Master Chen, how did you get in? You had to sneak in.

The brothers of our group are likely to lose their heads. "

"Last night, when I watched the sky at night, I found that there were killing sounds in the sky, and I counted my fingers, and I was killed.

I didn't expect it to be a nun. That nun chased and beat me. I really had nowhere to hide, so I jumped in.

It's okay, I jumped back again, and you didn't see it, so it means I didn't come, so everyone is happy, don't you think so? "

Chen Xuan turned around as he spoke, and his body floated out. Ma San glanced at Chen Xuan leaving and said, "Everyone must take strict precautions in the future.

That is, this little dude, if it was someone else, the big guy would really lose his head.

By the way, why is this guy so good at martial arts, a little dude is even better at martial arts than ours.

A nun chased him, and this kid was so flirtatious that even the nun would not let him go. "

As soon as Ma San finished speaking, Chen Xuan jumped over again.

"What's the matter, what are you doing, my young master Chen, yours is your monkey jumping around." Ma San couldn't help scolding with a smile.

"It's okay for me to jump over, anyway, you have seen it, I said brother, I still can't get out.

That nun is still guarding outside. If I run out, I will be in big trouble.

It is possible that our brothers will be separated from Yin and Yang, and we will never see each other again. "

"That can't be done, breaking into the palace is a capital offense." Chen Xuan said that he would never go out.

"Your kung fu is good, you can jump over the imperial city." At this time, Li Shimin flashed from the side.

Li Shimin looked at Chen Xuan with a smile, Chen Xuan looked at Li Shimin and found that he was not angry.

So he grinned, and said slyly: "" There is no way to do this. Dogs jump over walls when they are in a hurry, and rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry.

I was also forced to do nothing by that old nun. There was really nowhere to hide. Only you, the imperial city, can stop her.

"Who is so powerful that he can force you, a little dandy, to have no place to hide?
You tell me, I ordered her to return to vulgarity, and if I give it to you, it's fine. "

Chen Xuan winked at Li Shimin, then secretly pointed to the sky with his fingers.

Li Shimin immediately understood what was going on: "Come with me."

Then he glanced at Ma San and said, "Continue to patrol! If any monks are found, the nuns will come over and kill them immediately!"

"promise!"

Seeing Chen Xuan and Li Shimin talking and laughing while walking, and disappearing into the distance, Ma San wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

Comparing this person with others, he is so maddening.

Just this little dandy who has nothing to do all day long, but cooks a good meal, and is loved by His Majesty.

Just broke into the palace privately like this, and nothing happened.

Those of us are hard-working people.

"What are you looking at, continue patrolling!" Ma San said angrily.

Li Shimin did not enter the Tai Chi Hall but led him directly to the Liangyi Hall.

Liangyi Hall is the place where the emperor and his family discuss matters.
This place is very strict, except for family members, only a few ministers can enter the Liangyi Hall.

It was more casual to speak in the Hall of Liangyi. After entering the Hall of Liangyi, Li Shimin sat in his seat and pointed to the seat next to him for Chen Xuan to sit down.

"Why were you chased by the nun in the sky?"

"Bodhisattva."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva? What are you doing after you?"

Although Li Shimin said that, he only had a weird smile on his face, which was obviously teasing.

Chen Xuan thought to himself, isn't this helping you?

"My lord Wei Zheng is Cao, I have confirmed this, last night I watched the world all night, and suddenly found an old dragon in the sky whining incessantly on the dragon-cutting platform.

Goodbye, the supervisor is an old man, full of energy, with a verdict in his hand, counting the many crimes of the old dragon king, he is about to be executed.

I can't see it. His Majesty has already said that he wants to save his life. How could this Mr. Wei Zheng be disobedient?
So I rushed up to try to stop it, but I didn't expect Guanshiyin Bodhisattva to be the boss all the time, and I had no choice but to be chased by her. "

"When did you kill the Dragon King of Jinghe?"

This is what Li Shimin cares about. If it is midnight, then he will break his promise.

"After my induction, I didn't kill the old dragon at midnight, but it happened in advance.

If this is the case, I can’t blame His Majesty, the plan can’t keep up with the changes, as long as the old Dragon King dies at midnight, it has nothing to do with us, don’t you think so, Your Majesty. "

Chen Xuan laughed and said to Li Shimin in the seat where he was sitting.

Li Shiminxing also laughed: "You brat, yes, you're right, well done, I didn't love you for nothing.

Well done, what do you want, hurry up and say it this time, take advantage of the current mood, better than this village does not have this place,

You also know that the matter of Wei Zheng beheading the Dragon King of Jinghe is very mysterious and cannot be put on the table. "

"Doing things for His Majesty is our due responsibility. What kind of reward do you want? If you want a reward, then it's out of the question."

As Chen Xuan said, in front of Li Shimin, he took seven or eight brushes from the pen holder and stuffed them into his pocket.

Li Shimin just smiled and didn't stop him.

This Chen Xuan always talks with a playful smile in front of him, very casually, which makes him very happy,
Even his sons are submissive in front of him.

Because of this, Li Shimin liked Chen Xuancai even more.

"Tell me, what happened last night?"

"Your Majesty, how about we talk while eating?"

"You think it's just greedy, I'll ask the Imperial Dining Room to cook for you right away."

"We don't need to eat here, don't bother them. I brought good things today, let's taste them.

This is a good thing. I guess it will be hard to find it if you want to eat it again in the future. "

As Chen Xuan said, he took out his purple gold bowl, and from the purple gold bowl, he took out a dragon meat more than one foot long.

"Is this..." Li Shimin's eyes widened.

"Your Majesty is right. This is dragon meat. Since I jumped into the sky and the old dragon king couldn't be saved, if he died, of course I will get a piece of meat."

As the saying goes, thieves never leave empty space.After a hard walk, of course I have to get something back.

"You boy, you really don't suffer any time."

At this time, he told Chen Xuan that he stole a few brushes from him, and he was relieved all of a sudden.

It's just that he also thought of it. He has to watch this kid a little bit in the future, and he doesn't know how many things have been taken away by this kid in these days.

Chen Xuan's purple gold bowl is special, it can hold such a large piece of dragon meat.This is also strange.

"Chen Xuan, is this purple gold bowl of yours also a magic weapon?"

While handling the dragon meat, Chen Quan said without raising his head: "Of course, I stayed in Jinshan Temple for so long, holding this alms bowl all day long,

He is not a magic weapon, and he has already become a magic weapon. Could it be that His Majesty wants this thing?

This is what monks use to beg for food.

"There is a little bit, as long as it is a baby, I really like it."

"Your Majesty, you are the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei, who is not much younger than the current Jade Emperor who controls the Three Realms.

In your cave, there are plenty of treasures, and even a small thing like me is not considered garbage. "

"It's just that you have traveled the world of mortals now. I haven't seen the thing you said. Are you deceiving me?"

"Why did I lie to you Your Majesty, now Emperor Ziwei, traveling around the world, cannot have mana.

If you have the mana, your memory in the sky will be restored. As long as the memory is restored, the journey will be over and you will return to your place. "

Li Shimin was a little dazed, and there was such a thing.

"Boy, is what you said true?"

Chen Xuan immediately started talking nonsense.